it's a good job klaus baudelaire never lost his glasses at any point because the kids would be fucking screwed
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i think if the Baudelaire children had pretended to be fooled by one of Olaf's disguises immediately he would have been so thrown he would have outed himself on the spot
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Reading ASOUE as a child, I didn't end up with a Violet Baudelaire complex (tying my hair up every time I have to think), or a Klaus Baudelaire complex (reading a shit ton of books about everything), but a rarer third thing I like to call a Lemony Snicket complex (I am very very sad, I write, I love desperately, and I still hope for the best)
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really, the baudelaire kids are just three different types of little kid fantasy
violet is the fantasy of being craftier and more creative than the adults around you
klaus is the fantasy of being smarter and knowing more than the adults around you
and, of course, sunny is the fantasy of being able to Just Bite People
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These three would put the other survivors to shame if they were in the Constant
Asoue/dst crossover :) Realized both pieces of media centered around bad luck and constant (Badum tss) bad things happening to the protags so why not combine them!
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hello!!! i was wondering if you could maybe write some head canons on what it would be like dating klaus baudelaire? preferably with a female reader but honestly anything works!! ^_^
n/a ; i really forgot how much i loved asoue 😭😭
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okay so i feel like at first when u guys first start dating he wouldn’t be like super affectionate but it’d grow on him
like as time progresses handholding and cuddling nd stuff would be more common
klaus baudelaire would 100% read to you
during a lazy day, at night if you can’t sleep, or even when you don’t want him too
he wants to share all the knowledge he knows and all the things he wants to learn w you
its a must that you and his sisters get along
which you are already friends w violet so 😼
at first violet was sort of skeptical about the relationship between u guys because so many ppl have left or died and what not
but then she realizes how much happier klaus is and like all is forgotten
sunny would want to cook w you tbh
it rlly make klaus happy seeing his fav ppl get along :DD
klaus would be so interested in all the things u like
i can see him reading all your favorite books or biographies on your favorite authors
researching your favorite songs and meanings behind it all just so he understands when you ramble on about it
i feel like he’d want to spend all his days w you
so basically he’s just like awesome 😻😻
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