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#druig quotes
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druig: makkari and i made it official! thoughts?? sprite: and prayers
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beautifuldrukkari · 9 months
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Druig: I’m incapable of falling in love.
Makkari: *waves hello*
Druig: Shit.
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skylarinfinity · 7 months
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[male reader teleport spider-man 2099, scarlet witch and druig the eternals to his judgement room]
miguel : [panicking] where am i?!
scarlet witch : [try to read male reader mind] who are you?
druig : [just stared into male reader eyes]
male reader : i'm here to judging you [open their files] huh but seems people the already judging...
male reader : miguel o'hara, destroy two universe's but people ignore that and keep thrusting over you.
male reader : druig the eternals, controling mind's without any consent but people just ignore that.
male reader : scarlet witch, controling a town without realising and then comeback try to steal teenager power to get your son's back- and people- they call you a monster... [confused] what?
scarlet witch : [rolling her eyes] and they said nothing to do with sexism.
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ittoehurt · 8 months
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im still mentally 13 but with bigger tits
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cdragons · 6 months
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More Eternals Memes & Incorrect Quotes
Ft. Persephone!Eternal Reader & Hecate!Eternal Reader & the kiddos
Notes: Ya girl got bored and she doesn't want to work on her presentations that are like 35% of her grade. PS: If anyone recognizes which scene I used in Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends in that one gif, y'all are the real ones.
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Sephia, playing with baby Jack: So how the ride from the hospital?
Phastos: Oh you know, pretty uneventful.
*20 minutes earlier*
Phastos: I'M BREAKING THE WINDOW!
Ben: *on the phone* We locked our baby in the car and people are judging us!
Phastos: I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA BREAK IT!
Ben: Do not break the window! You'll get glass on him.
Phone operator: Sir, please tell your wife to relax. Everything is going to be okay.
Ben: That's a man.
Operator: Really?
Phastos: DON'T WORRY JACK! DADDY’S COMING FOR YOU!
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Laurie: What are you in the mood for?
Mara: World Domination
Laurie: Seems a bit ambitious
Mara: Laurie, you are my world
Laurie: Awwww
Mara:
Laurie:
Mara:
Laurie: OH
*Bonus scene*
Ikaris: I sense a disturbance in the force
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No One:
Arthur & Uriel meeting for the first time and already vibing:
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Arthur: I guess I’m too tough to cry
Agalia: 20 minutes ago you were crying about snakes
Arthur: THEY DON’T HAVE ANY ARMS
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Ikaris: Hey Gil, I brought Laurie for that playdate
Mara: *Snarling & Feral & Foaming*
Ikaris: *GRABS LAURIE*AHHHHH, GET YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER GIL
Gilgamesh: She don’t bite
Ikaris: YES SHE DO
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I'm sorry, is this not what happened?
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Laoise: Don’t be afraid to ask for help!
Aisling: You are not a burden!
Hamish *blinking in morse code*: Murder is a-okay
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*Ikaris and Mara arguing about something*
Mara: Tell him where he can put his grapes Uri!
Uriel *signing*: In the fridge!
Mara:
Uriel:
Ikaris:
Mara: Yeah! In the fridge
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Kaetlyn: I'll just be a few minutes, you won't even notice I'm gone!
*Not even two minutes later*
Druig:
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*Coming up with the Unimind Title*
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*Kingo in his ho era*
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annamarielabeau · 9 months
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Druig and Makkari walk in the room holding hands
Kingo: What in the f*** knuckles is this?
Druig: She’s my girlfriend you intolerant s***
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firegal19 · 1 year
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Ajak explaining the plan: And most importantly, remember these words, “Don’t lose Y/n”. Ok?
Sersi: Where’s Y/n? Bonus:
Gilgamesh: Where’s Thena and Ikaris?
Druig: Ajak! Thena and Y/n’s murdering Ikaris!!
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cilliansgirl · 2 years
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Y/N: So that’s my plan.
Druig: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Y/N: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Druig: It fucking sucks.
Y/N: That’s not constructive criticism.
Druig:
Y/N, tearing up, visibly turning red:
Ikaris, jumping up from his seat: Hey, hey, it’s alright love. Druig, apologize right now.
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asteryss · 2 years
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Druig: I put a little note in your bag to say how much I love you.
Makkari, signing: There is a twenty page letter.
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impliedstorm · 2 years
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Druig: We’re just going to take it slow. Makkari and I don’t want to rush into anything.
Also Druig, pulling out a ring to show Sersi: Got it a week after we started dating
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beautifuldrukkari · 1 year
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Druig: What’s up guys? I’m back.
Ikaris: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally killed you.
Druig: Death is a social construct.
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skylarinfinity · 1 year
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*eternal reunion at m/n house after three decade apart*
phastos: *nervously confess* i don't like woman.
m/n: *dramatic gasp* you're a misogynist?!
thena: *amused and shake her head* i really don't expect that from you.
phastos: what?! of course not, what i mean is i only like men.
druig: *try to tease phastos further* i so disappointing on you.
*phastos look the other with pleading eyes*
makkari: *signing* don't look at us we respect all gender expect you.
phastos: *sigh and get up from the sofa* well fuck this, all i want to do is coming out to you guys!
*eternal laugh theirs arse off*
ajak: *shake her head at other and shout to phastos* we proud and love you!
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tags: @sonicqaulan
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makkari: you’re an idiot
druig: but i’m your idiot
druig, shoving his wedding ring in makkari’s face: for LIFE
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eternalowl · 1 year
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Druig: I'm bored.
Thena: Would you like to commit first degree murder with me?
Druig: Yes.
Ajak, hearing them: Wha- No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down and dematerialize your weapons! Put Ikaris down!
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Druig: What are you doing?
Makkari, signing: Stealing my neighbors cat.
Druig: Scandalous.
Druig: Can I help?
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holy shit, it's been a hot minute since i entered here
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