I’m single handedly keeping fall out boy y/ns DRESSED

in a mood (ID in alt)

I wish we had been friends when we were younger. We could’ve had more time. I need more time. I need more time with you. Come back to me. I need more time. I need more time. I need more time. I need more time.

Art of by @cheatghost ‘s series bright things, one of the most beautiful fic series I’ve ever read in my life.

December 2 - Story Time

knives posting AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Instruction on Courtship

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asexual jason todd who leans into all the gotham fangirl's sexualisation of him for the funny sillies. (the funny sillies being: unintentionally becoming a sex symbol)

I think it is cruel and unusual punishment that I got into stardew valley approximately three months before the 1.6 update and absolutely GRINDED out my farm and almost reached perfection and then I was told that in order to best enjoy the update I should make a new save 😭😭😭😭😭 why couldnt I have just waited three months more months to get into stardew WHY I DONT WANT TO MAKE A NEW SAVE IM ATTTAAAAAACHEDDDD

the thing about eliot spencer as a character, right. the thing about him.

(and as always your mileage may vary on my analyses so if we disagree that's cool actually)

is that he is in fact a somewhat emotionally constipated idiot who is occasionally sensitive about his perceived masculinity and gets defensive about emotional intimacy around other men (largely hardison, who's much more comfortable expressing affection and embracing a softer kind of masculinity), but eliot displays enough emotional awareness and sensitivity and respect for women etc etc that anyone who's been subjected to that era of television will put on rose-tinted glasses without even looking twice.

(and he is, don't get me wrong, incredibly emotionally aware for a professionally punchy guy with enough trauma to sink the titanic. it still startles me to see.)

on top of which we have the layers and the accessories and the excellent hair with the secret braids and the way he barely has an ego and he's good with kids and protective of his team without taking it too far, and some of us never stood a fucking chance.

just a pair of normal scientists tm

A family photo of one of my favorite found family groups. :)

everyone say congratulations to the first time homeowners!

edit: i may or may not have been inspired to write some headcanons based on this, if you're interested

What if the first time Astarion and Halsin have sex, Halsin bottoms for him?

What if the role of a bottom isn't assumed and Astarion goes like, "Do you mind if...?"

What if Astarion has his claws and he can't prepare Halsin, so Halsin has to prepare himself for him while Astarion watches?

In my first fic Astarion is feeding on Halsin & Halsin encourages him to ask if he ever needs to feed again. What if during their first sexual intimacy Astarion asks "May I..?"

When Halsin gives him a clear and not hesitant "Yes", Astarion bites a wildly accepted area—wrist or neck. When he wants to bite somewhere around the thighs, more intimate area, Halsin goes, "You can bite. You don't have to ask right now. Bite if you want to."

What if that leads to Halsin feeling lightheaded again (in my fic he does) and he ends up walking off from the entire ordeal all bitten everywhere? Orgasmed, sure, but all bitten nonetheless.

Again, what if Astarion likes to bite? What if it's his way of showing passion and love, especially after he wasn't allowed to feed on anything but rats and sometimes bigger animals? He doesn't necessarily drink, but it's literally a kiss with teeth that canon often talks about.

What if biting is his knowledge that he's being accepted and loved for who he is, no matter what?

I hear you on brave but I think Mr. CEO man could be woz

Which I’m all here for tbh

anon you sent this over 9 hours before the reveal, h...HOW DID YOU KNOW

(I am also all here for it honestly) (I kind of hope they lean really hard into the overworked-CEO bit...how is he supposed to fight evil when there's all this paperwork that he has to get in by Friday, ugh)

Something I notice is the idea with transmasculinity and transmalehood is almost this idea that we had beauty that transition has vanquished, and I honestly never related to this pretransition.

Beauty was never afforded to me as somebody who was obviously neurodivergent and traumatized and weird. I was never seen as beautiful pretransition, and I knew that. Conversations about how desirable we "used to be" never rang true for me personally because I wasn't even given the opportunity to be "beautiful." I was never going to be included in that even if I were not trans, you know? Since transition, I know I'm desirable now, even if it is not in a conventional way. It's interesting how my masculine features are now embraced because people can actually register my maleness, when before, they would never.

Desirability is often used as a tool and a weapon on trans people. The idea of not being "desirable" is a punishment. It's just weird when you're the trans person who was never desired in the first place, and you know it.

Nyaha~! Caught in my electroweb! ♡