if you had to name yourself after a chemical element, what would it be?
i feel like you're a bit of a Aluminum guy
(and i'm Copper)
Idk about ALUMINIUM, personally I think I’d choose Hafnium.
When I was in high school me and my best friend were absolute nerds so we both knew the periodic table song off by heart. And my favourite part was the section that begun with hafnium: “hafnium tantalum tungsten then we’re onto rhenium osmium and iridium. Platinum gold to make you rich till you go old, mercury to tell you when it’s really cold!” Etc. etc.
It stuck with me and also I think it’s a good name. I know fuck all about the element but still.
I cried you a river but the cute lil beavers in my brain wanted to build a dam there (who am I to deny that?) so unfortunately you’ll have to wait till my next breakdown to reap the hydrating benefits of my tears