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serxinns · 2 months
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Yandere Older class 1a x Deadpool reader
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You were a goofy sarcastic playful hero who always made jokes while brutally punching villains in the face while doing wacky and wild stuff saying the most unhinged stuff with a smile on your face and your Fans and Most pro heroes love that about you
Iida was always with you not because you were dead gorgeous and your fighting skills were amazing but because he's worried about you! You pulling these dangerous stunts makes him have a heart attack whenever he peacefully wants to see the news he sees you teasing and taunting a very dangerous and very deadly villian riling them up to the point where they just slash at anything to get you to stop your yapping, next thing you know he's grabbing his hero suit and running over there right now he always scold you for being u safe while you just either laugh it off do those cringey "I'm sowwy🥺" look iida pretends to be cringe out about but deep down he thinks your pouty face and puppy eyes are cute,
Bonus: both you and Iida's fans agree that Iida was the Dad friend and make those complications video of him being one
Bakugo wants you to depend on him and look up to him he always wants you to be by his side whenever you work with him, but you being a little shit makes his job way harder, you always making fun little jokes and uncanny comedic lines while the two of you are literally in a life and death situation while you're just singing nursery rhymes, He always yells at you to be serious and all you did was say "uh oh cranky pants need a sippy cup?" He chased you around that day and seeing that cute little cheeky face of yours made him blush he always acts like he doesn't wanna work with you but in truth, he stalks your schedule and demands his agency to work close to yours but he won't admit that even the fans kinda see that he cares for you and loved you and himself dynamic
Momo is the worried mother if you ever get hurt by a nasty villain she's beating that villain to a pulp heck even making the dude see the clouds, she always is very protective of you like a mother hen making sure you eat, sleep brush your teeth she always tell you to while you whined like a child, if you didn't bring your lunch don't worry she brought a little bento box for you!, whenever your merch comes out or before she's always the 1st one to get it. She even has a room dedicated to it (just like Izuku but we'll get to him) literally she and Izuku would have a battle about who got the rarest merch and expensive merch
Ochako is like your number 1 biggest fan she always knows your schedule as well so she can either watch you from afar and if you needed any help she'll be there to kick their asses!, she's like Pucca (if you know the childhood show congrats) she always watching you dreamily eyes fluttering but strong and dangerous if anyone messes with you, she's is always in her dream world imagining carrying you like a little princess and she's the knight although she's also ok with you holding her like that as well both ways make her blush and giggles and kicking her feet while floating up, she makes fanfiction of you x reader or her under a fake username ofc so she can write down all her fantasies (some of your classmates would follow that page secretly) she keeps an oversized merch t-shirt that you wrote an autograph
While Izuku may be all Might's number one fan who said he can't be yours as well? Like this dude knows it all has 4-6 pages of you, your quirk, your weapons, your personality, your likes and dislikes, your family, your address-, you name it! He doesn't even need to write down your schedule since he remembers it so easily dude has a great memory there's no denying it, whenever his fans scream all over him wondering what's his favorite hero everyone is so surprised when he mutters out you heck he's shy whenever he talks to you your his idol his darling his sweetie standing in front of him happily making jokes and laughing along or badass shooting and slashing any bad guys, as mentioned in mom's headcanon this boy got a WHOLE ROOM dedicated to you heck one time you jokingly put a dick shape drawing when he asked to Have a autograph he bought a photo case for that and put it on display like he's PROUD
Sero and Denki were your go-to when wanting to cause trouble and Crack some jokes heck all even flirt with each other trying to see who gets the most flustered denki craves whatever attention you give him whether trying to annoy him or not he loves it when you eyes are on him he may act like a carefree person who jokes with you but he's a possessive dude he glares at your fangirls from afar when they're squealing all over you trying to get a autograph calling you hot that made his blood boil that he had to intervene by saying there's a villain waving goodbye at the girls while their squealing got louder seeing Denki but Denki glared at them Sero is the calmer one but is Obsessive he loves everything about you whenever your close to him on the outside he as cool as a cat but inside he's dying screaming on the inside just wanting to hold you close he always ask for any sort of physical interaction like high fives, hugs, he even remembered you patting him on the back praising him for wrapping up the villains luckily someone recorded it and now he saves that in his phone watching it repeatedly over and over again also he keeps those spiderman x Deadpool comics
Jirou and Kiri are like Sero but she acts more like a soft tsundere while Kiri acts like a love-sick puppy following you around and worshipping you head to toe. She acts cool and tough around you but if you compliment her she turns red and hits you to shut up just like Izuku she's too shy to speak to you and always lets you do the talking while she doesn't pay attention just hearing your voice makes her trapped in a dazed smiling dreamily she just couldn't help it You were so adorable even under that mask she wants to cup her hands on your cheeks and give you the biggest kisses leaving you a hot flushed mess kiri on the other hand worships you like a God, he always rants to his friend teru about you and even works together with bakugo at times talking to him about you the two of them will rant on about how cool you are (mostly Him and bakugo just listens) he will invite you to spar with him and if he ever accidentally hurts you he feels so bad and apologies to you even tho you didn't even show any anger or sadness but he thinks you do but all you did was laugh saying how strong he was making the number 4 hero blush and crumble right there he always used to complimenting you on your skills body and even your muscles but you complimenting him!? It's like a kid getting a gold star for their behavior! After sparing he always buys you his favorite drink which you teased him about while he looked annoyed with your teasing he actually likes it and when you promise to stop he mentally whines wanting you to do more!
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yanderemommabean · 11 months
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Can I get a scenario for how Deadpool would kidnap a reader? (that is, if you think he’s the type of yandere to do that) would he be pretty nice to his terrified captive?
I feel he'd be a little cocky about it. Probably the type to sit and wait on you to get home, sitting in your bed, maybe even laying "seductively" as he awaits on you to enter the room.
He'll crack jokes while you throw things at him and try to get him to leave, hell you might even shoot him, but become horrified when you see that that doesn't phase him one bit.
He'll throw you over his shoulder, slapping your ass while you're gagged and tied, asking you all sorts of questions as if you're lovers. "Hey! What do you think about a candle lit dinner for our first night? Ooh maybe under the moon? I'm a romantic at heart you know?"
"Oh what about giving you the head of your ex? Then after that I can give you head, yeah? Make them watch even! Haha, don't give me that look, you know I wouldn't let them keep their eyes anyway"
He'd be pretty lenient all things considered. Mainly because he knows he can get you back at any point in time, and can find you anywhere, so a few fun chases here and there are seen as a cute game rather than a captive terrified and trying to escape.
I like to think he'd flirt while you fight him, even when he's just trying to get you to eat. "Biting me now? Well aren't you forward". Things like that!
-Mommabean
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peoplesgraves · 11 months
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Can I request a Yandere Deadpool with s/o that sleeps in weird places like UNDER the bed and behind the fridge and on top of it also they sleep like a rock so if Deadpool can’t find them…. I really wanna see him have a panic attack!
Yandere Deadpool X Weird Sleep Reader Headcanons
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•Hes pretty calm about it compared to a lot of other yanderes. Like if he wakes up and notices you’re not in his arms (like you should be) then he’ll just sleepily stumble around, like a whiny kid, until he finds you and then joins you. Have you ever seen a grown man try to wedge himself inside the closet without waking someone else? Pretty funny honestly.
•Youre like a cat. He never quite knows where he’ll find you so it’s always like a fun little surprise. The only time he’d really get concerned and either wake you up or move you himself would be when you’re sleeping a bad position or somewhere dangerous.
•I don’t think he’d ever truly lose you but the closest he’s come is when he couldn’t find you in any of your usual spots or the unusual ones. After a brief panic attack, he sits in the bed and there you are! Sleeping in bed and officially the last place he’d think to look.
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menacing-menace-rat · 22 days
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Platonic Yandere Deadpool? I think he’d be interesting…
He'd definitely be interesting! I have never really thought about Deadpool as a yandere but now that you mention it he would be wild. Unpredictable, unkillable, borderline crazy.
He wouldn't be subtle, not in the slightest. Of course he's capable of sneaking around. If he wanted it that way you probably wouldn't even know you were being stalked. He felt like it was almost insulting to you not to be upfront about the situation.
"It's something about you, man. I think of you being alone and fuck my mind goes to the worst places. Like what if you become a doctor and move into a new apartment and your landlord is this older charming guy who starts stalking you and sneaking into your apartment at night? Wait that's the plot of The Resident starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan. You get my point though. That's why you're gonna move into my apartment. Or we can go to yours but I might have to kill your landlord.
You're never really sure how serious he is about stuff. He'd joke about putting a tracking chip in the back of your neck while you slept but was completely serious about you having to have an ankle monitor on at all times.
He doesn't even know what he wants from you, he just wants you close. He likes knowing just where you are at any given moment. It calms him when he opens his phone and sees that little red dot right where he left you.
I can't see him as a violent yandere not to his obsession at least. Others though? That's a whole other can of worms. If you have a friend group he doesn't like they'd start dropping like flies. It wouldn't matter if he had kidnapped you or not. He'd feel like them just existing would somehow put you in danger.
He'd have to keep you a secret meaning at a point he'd become your only friend. It honestly wouldn't be something he was planning to do. Just a happy accident for him. To have you all to himself. All your time is his and he'd be all your social interactions.
While he's almost certainly insane you'd find it hard not to start liking his company. He wouldn't even be trying to but still he'd become your whole world.
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Reader: Hey Deadpool?!
Yandad!Deadpool:
Reader: Deadpool?
Yandad!Deadpool:
Reader: ... Dadpool?
Yandad!Deadpool: Yeah sweetie?!
Reader: Hey Deadpool?
Yan!dad!Deadpool: ………
Reader: Deadpool?
Yan!dad!Deadpool: ……………
Reader: Wade? You good?
Yandad!Deadpool: …………………..
Yan!dad!Deadpool, arms crossed: Logan would you please tell my precious child, the apple of my eye, the light of my world, that I do NOT answer to either of those. They know what my name is to them and until they use it I won’t answer them.
Yan!uncle!Wolverine: Oh thank god! So you’re finally going to shut up?
Yan!dad!Deadpool: Until they say my rightful name but do know that this hurts me more than it hurts either of you😭🥺
Reader: Rightful name? You mean Dickhead?
*Yan!uncle!Logan and the Reader high five*
*Yan!dad!Deadpool crying to himself in a corner due to all the bullying being done to him*
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angelyuji · 3 months
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yandere deadpool would be so unhinged cuz hes already an obsessive, depressed, self hating cutie pie…. I HAVE MORE THOUGHTS TOO MANY THOUGHTS IM GOING INSANEEEE
cw//yandere, stalking, kidnapping, mentions of murder
wade’s worst fear would be losing you so (yes theres stalking but his fear of losing the person he loves overrides any chance of waiting) this mf will kidnap u so fast ORRER OR OR OR HE’LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE U LET HIM STAY WITH HIM. i dont know how exactly (cuz im hiding out in the bathroom to hit my vape and wait for my next lecture). he irritates u but u feel bad for him AND THATS HOW HE LOCKS IT IN WITH U. GUILTING U WITH HIS TRAUMA LIKE ILTMNRBHWHWJ
he gives off a gooner vibe but hes a sweetheart whos super obsessed with u to the point where he keeps u hostage and kills anybody that messes with you. hes overbearing, insane, can’t regulate his emotions, but hes a little cutie pie
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nobody-zero3000 · 4 months
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OOHHH MY GOD!!!!
I just saw the Deadpool trailer!! It's official he's coming to the Marvel Cinematic Universe!!! I saw the TVA!! Avengers on the TVA screens!!! AND Wolverine!!
OOHH MY GOD!!!!!
Aaaaaaahhhh! Aaah hahaha!!! Yeah bring it on!!
I'm sorry that I haven't updated lately I've been busy. But I want to let you know that I finished part 3 & 4 Yandere! Amidala and first part of the story on Marvel! Powerful OC. I'll be posting it soon.
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sleepyems-15 · 1 year
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yandere Deadpool x reader
(this is a story from my wattpad account)
Characters: you and Deadpool/ wade Wilson
You were being stalked and you knew that was pretty clear. You learned that you were being stalked a week ago, you were coming back from a shop and you turned around, you saw someone but it moved at the perfect time so you couldn't see the person face.You did that a of times and the same thing happened more than once.
One time you came home seeing lots of pictures of you and old things that was  missing acouple of days ago on your front door, there was a note on the door saying 'thinking of you ;)' it made you uncomfortable.After that you were uncomfortable and scared.
A  psychopath was following you, you were in your bed fast asleep until you felt something next to you (some how idk story purposes).Your eyes opened slowly to see a man in a red suit next to you "heya sweet cheeks" you started to panic, how did he get in your house?, was he the dude that followed you?, Was he the person that stoled  your stuff and gived it back to you?."Who are you!" You shouted, you sat  up
"your knight in shining armour!" He said you sat there confused "get out of my house please" you told him."Um... Nah I think I'm good buutt" he didn't finish his sentence "but?" "I'm taking you home" he grabbed a rag and put in on your mouth.You tried your best to not inhale the chemicals in the rag. After a few minutes you inhaled by accident, your eyes betrayed you, your eyes felt heavy, slowly  your eyes closed."See you see cutie pie"
Counted words: 313
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midnightlee25 · 1 year
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Yandere ABC: Deadpool (Wade Wilson)
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Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get? 
 He is very affectionate with his darling.  Feeling no shame of it using any chance he gets. 
 Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling? 
 He isn’t worried about a little (a lot) of blood so it’s going to get messy. 
 Cruelty: How would they treat their darling? 
 He isn’t cruel to his darling at all. In fact, he is quite smothering. 
 Delusional: How aware are they? 
 He is heavily delusional. There are some points when he is aware. 
 Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling? 
 It does take him a while to open up to his darling but he will once they start showing that they feel the same way as he does. 
 Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
 He does understand why they are fighting him. It still breaks his heart to see them do so. 
 Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience? 
 The whole situation can be a nightmare in and of itself but how worse it gets depends on his darling. 
 Ideals: What is their plan for the future? 
 He isn’t too worried about the future however sometimes he gets thoughts of having a more “normal” end. 
  Jealousy: How jealous are they when it comes to their darling? 
 He does get jealous fairly easily although depending on who it is and what the situation he may or may not be able to hide it. 
 Knowledgeable: How much would they try to learn about their darling? 
 He does get to know quite a bit and then learns more along the way. 
 Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling? 
 When it comes to courting his darling, he does take a cheesier route.  But a mixture of romantic and silly cheesy. 
 Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else? 
 He does act more or less the same but those who have known him for a long time can see the subtle differences but it’s still enough for them to brush it off. (Which in the long run wasn’t the best idea.) 
 Naughty: How would they punish their darling? 
 He doesn’t punish his darling at all. 
 Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling? 
 Except for alone time he really doesn't take away anything from his darling. 
 Patience: How patient are they with their darling? 
 He is very patient with his darling not really or at all getting frustrated at them. 
 Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on? 
 If they were to escape, he won’t ever stop looking for them. If they were to die however, he would find a way to bring them back. 
 Regret: Would they feel guilty? Would they let go? 
 As long as his darling didn’t break or become super scared of him, he won’t regret anything. 
 Stigma: What brought about this side of them? 
 All it really took was having the right person. As scary as that seems he really does love his darling and doesn't want to lose them. 
 Tears: How do they feel about their darling crying, screaming, and/or throwing a tantrum? 
 He does try to comfort them as best as he can, which he does a good job at. 
 Unique: Does anything make them different from the classic yandere? 
 There are a few things that make him different. They are also the reason why he is quite a deadly yandere. 
 Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape? 
 Technically they could use really good acting to get him to believe that they do love him. But that is pretty hard to do and once he finds out that they were only pretending he won’t be too happy. 
 Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling? 
 He would never intentionally hurt his darling. 
 Xoanon: How much would they worship their darling? 
 He does treat his darling with great care. It can at times border on worship. 
 Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap? 
 It varies but there is a good chance that he will snap earlier than expected.
 Zeal: How passionate would they be? Would they be passionate enough to break their darling? 
 There is actually little chance of him breaking his darling. 
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adamsandgirl · 2 months
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Deadpool supports yandere boyfriends
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yanderemommabean · 1 year
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YOU WRITE FOR DEADPOOL?? Why didn’t I know this?? If it’s alright, can I ask what scenarios you like writing for him?
I like a lot of scenarios generally. Nothing too detailed as that takes away from making it immersive for everyone but im always down for him being unhinged and wanting to use his mouth to please the reader until they're sobbing and trying to get away <3
I see him as the cocky type too, knows that the reader doesn't want a relationship at all but still pretends that they're a loving couple, sarcastic remarks and all!
-Mommabean
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peoplesgraves · 1 year
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Hi! Could you maybe write some headcannons for yan!deadpool with s/o who he kidnaps but they go on a hunger strike to gain their freedom?
Yandere Deadpool X Reader On A Hunger Strike Headcanons
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•At first wayde wouldn’t worry about you not eating assuming that maybe your stomach hurt or you just were up to it. It’s probably around two days of not eating for wade to really notice.
•At first he’ll be gentle asking if you feel ok and checking your tempature once those come back ok then I think he’d assume it was his fault for not having something you’d wanna eat. He’d disappear for a bit and bring back your favorite food all while smiling cheekily and asking for a kiss in return.
•Then if you still don’t eat he’ll get really worried. He’ll beg you to eat and try to bribe you by offering to buy that new video game you’ve been eyeing or maybe a maybe a pet to keep you company?
•He’d slowly resort to trying to feed you himself first with cutesy airplane noises and then eventually tying you to a chair and literally forcing the food in your mouth. He doesn’t have the heart to do that to you again so he really hopes one time was enough for you to eat on your own.
•As an absolute last resort I think he’d call one of his shady contacts for help. Like placing a feeding tube until you prove you’ll eat on your own.
•Wade would be even sweeter than usual after that. Although he thinks this is just a natural consequence of your actions, he still feels awful. It’s a necessary evil.
•He’ll let you say or do whatever you want to him with no problem. Tell him how much you hate him until your lungs bleed or stab him with his own swords and he’ll just stand there and take it like a human punching bag but the second you do something hazardous to yourself, Wade will do anything to stop it.
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Dadpool knocking on the Batcave door in a dressing gown and comedy boxers like "Welp, I'm here to pick up my kid." Not even caring that he's got hit by 7 batarangs and got stabbed by Damien's sword as he just picks up Y/N. (There's also a 7/10 chance he'd also try and adopt Jason right there too.)
Yan!dad!Wade, pulling up to Wayne Manor in a baby pink nightgown, bunny slippers and a old lady wig with rollers sticking out of it all the while still wearing his Deadpool suit underneath: I’m here to pick up my kiddo!
Yan!Batfamily: Whose man’s is this??????👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
*Yan!dad!Wade proceeds to pick up the Reader and carry them under his arm like nothing, not caring how much bigger or smaller they are compared to him or the various weapons/injuries he’s taken from the Batfamily’s attempts to keep their new weird bby*
Also, Yan!dad!Wade on his way out still carrying Reader under his arm like luggage, stopping to look over at Yan!bro!Jason: *pointing* You, you look like you’ve been through some shit. You’d be a great brother for Y/n! You’re more than welcome to come home with us and be a part of our fucked up family!
Yan!bro!Jason, quickly weighing over the pros and cons: ………..Okay🤷🏻‍♂️
Yan!Batfamily:😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶 n o
Also, Yan!Batfamily: The annoying stranger only came for one and he left with two, what the actual fuck just happened….🙃🫠???
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yan-batgirl · 1 month
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Hii!❤️🖤
This is my first request ever, and sorry if it's not really something you feel like writing, but I really live your writing style and I think that you write the boys the best! (And this thoughts been eating away at my brain for a bit)
So what if the bat's take in a little reader who seems super innocent and she (it doesn't have to be a she if ya don't want) has Deadpool's healing abilities. Like she just casually gets a limb cut off in a fight trying to protect one of the boys and she acts like nothing really is wrong- or she gets shot in the head and sits up a minute later and straight up laughs seeing everyone's sheer panic because she has the same mindset as a gremlin wanting to thrive in the chaos. Do ya think the boys will let her go on missions with them due to her not being able to die? Or will they try (and probably fail) to lock her away in the manor for her own good?
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Warnings: Yandere, manipulation, a little bit of blood, accidentally hurting someone, using powers for the wrong people
Spoilers for my original Batgirl story!
After your father was banished and your mother imprisoned, you were now under the roof of the League of Assassins, living with Lady Shiva. Throughout your life, you've been treated like an outcast by basically everyone at that exact area she had to spend your childhood at.
During those times, something felt strange about you.
Whenever one of the assassins came back injured, you curiously stepped forward them and placed your hand onto their wound. The next second, it was gone. The wound.
The next thing happening is you being in the medical bay, in the room full of injured assassins.
One of them told you to touch an injured assassin with a damaged leg. You were hesitant, but you were forced to step forward and place your hand onto the leg. The next second, it was healed.
You were then tested to see what kind of symptoms you have, and the results turned out that you have the ability to heal any kind of injury once you touch it.
Every time when an injured assassin comes back from a job, Shiva would make you stop what you are doing and quickly place your hand on that bloody part of their body, disgusting or not.
However, there are some side effects to your special abilities.
Each time you heal a person, your energy will decrease rapidly, which means you can't heal more and more people.
Eventually, you grew of being used like this. So, you decided to run away.
It was basically a risk of your life, but you eventually made it out of the city of 'Eth Alth'eban and tried to find yourself a new home.
As soon as you landed in Gotham City, you were basically trying to hide yourself from the world. You tried hiding yourself in various abandoned buildings, alleyways, etc.
Until you found a tall figure looming over your crouched form.
"Are you alright?"
The deep voice asks as he reaches out to you, which makes you jolt away and hide behind some trash bags.
However, the figure pulled your small frame out of your hiding spot and held you like an injured kitten.
"It seems that you've been out here for quite a long time. Come on, let me bring you home."
He tells you before he walks off with you, shaking in his arms as he makes a call.
"Alfred, bring everyone back at the manor. We finally found her."
~~~~~
I'm sorry if this was too short!
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exhaslo · 6 months
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Miguel Masterlist 3.0
Here is all the stories I have written so far, request and non!
Original:
Kinktober Masterlist
Ghostface!Miguel x Reader: PT1, PT2
Puzzle Pieces (Mafia!Miguel x Shy!Reader) Ch1, Ch2, Ch3, Ch4, Ch5, Ch6
Requests:
Non-Smut:
Tomboy
1000 Follower Special
Miguel x Reader (Rekindled Love)
BestFriendOlderBrother!Miguel x Reader
Miguel x PastryChef!Chubby!Reader
Miguel x Shy!SpiderWoman!Reader
SugarDaddy!Miguel x Reader
Smut:
Bully!Miguel x Bullied!Ghost!Reader PT1, PT2, PT3
ALT Ending to Villain!Miguel x Hero!Reader
Bully!Miguel x Shy!Bullied!Reader
Popular!Miguel x Popular!Reader
Feral Miguel
Professor!Miguel x Shy!Reader
Pornstar!Miguel x PornStar!Reader PT1, PT2
Miguel x SmutLoving!Reader
Miguel x Thick!Reader
Annoyed!Miguel x Brat!Reader
Shy!Inexperienced!Miguel x Teasing!Reader
Miguel x Inexperieced!Reader
Yandere!Miguel x Fangirl!Reader
Psychopath!Miguel x Shy!Kidnapped!Reader
Yandere!Miguel x Coworker!Reader
Miguel x Reader (Anal)
Miguel x Deadpool!Fem!Reader
Feral!Miguel x Reader
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yandere-toons · 2 months
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Yandere: "is that your family?" S/O: "nope, nah-uh, nada. I've never seen those people in my life"
Years of hard data say you're lying, but they're not about to incriminate themselves by revealing so: Huey Duck, Hunter | Golden Guard, Aziraphale, Sheldon J Plankton, Doctor Nefarious, Tenth Doctor, Shang Tsung, Dr Flug, Perry the Platypus, Midoriya Izuku
Suspects the lie but rolls with it: Ian Malcolm, Louie Duck, Anthony J. Crowley, Nick Wilde, Nagito Komaeda, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lightning McQueen, Ratchet, Kaa, Bugs Bunny, Mike Wazowski, Johnny Loughran, Klaus Hargreeves, Sans Undertale, Arataka Reigen, Tyrion Lannister, Legoshi, Rouge the Bat, Wallace Wells, Kendall Roy, Connor Roy, Finnick Odair
Races over to introduce themselves: Toga Himiko, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dewey Duck, Judy Hopps, Kokichi Ouma, Beetlejuice, Celia Mae, Gaston, Mavis Dracula, Undyne, Beast Boy, Deadpool, Alvin Seville, Phil Dunphy
Believes you: Pinkie Pie, Bluey & Bingo, Jataro Kemuri, Chick Hicks, Caligosto Loboto, GIR, Daffy Duck, Bill & Ted, Olaf, Shigeo Kageyama, Starfire, Scott Pilgrim, Ken, Castiel
Laughs at your thin deceptions: Emperor Belos, Bill Cipher, Black Hat, Scar, Shere Khan, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Pagan Min, Invader ZiM, Shao Kahn, Eleventh Doctor, Rainbow Dash, Shenzi, Randall Boggs, Duncan Pepperidge Anderson, Agent Smith, Doctor Eggman, Han Solo, Alastor, Izaya Orihara, Gideon Graves, Roman Roy, Shiv Roy, Gristol Malik
Alternative interpretation is equally funny—the yandere is pointing out random groups of people and slowly narrowing down their choices.
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