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yanderemommabean 21 days
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Momma I'm so stressed and over worked. I need a yandere to kidnap me and make me cum until I pass out 馃ズ
I'd love to send you a few yandere packages in these trying times! Would you prefer a single "easy night in" yandere who just eases you into the orgasms and babies you a bit? or would you prefer a more "drinking on the job" type yandere (who can come with a partner) where you're immediately thrown into the fun and are having your tears swiped up by their tongue as they say how cute you look all helpless and at their mercy?
Another good deal is the "Monster energy" deal! It's when we select one to three of your favorite non-human entities to have their fun with you, or at the very least a human who has inhuman stamina and won't quit until they're sure you're brainless!
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 4 months
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i want to steal alpha Yandere CEO's fancy suit jackets. I wanna steal whichever one he wore that day and wear it around the house and nap in it and he can't stop me, they'll be given back but I will steal them.
He will happily give them to you. He likes your smell on them too! But it comes with a risk. If you fall asleep wearing them then he gets free range to take it off of you and anything else you decided to have on.
Maybe even let his hands wander and see if he can give you pleasant dreams :3c
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 1 month
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Which one of your ocs like a darling who squirts (almost) everytime they cum
And would any of them get frustrated with a darling who takes 30 minutes to an hour to cum
They all make you squirt otherwise the job isn鈥檛 done
Doesn鈥檛 matter if it takes two hours or more. Doesn鈥檛 matter if you need a break to hydrate and try again. You鈥檙e gonna do it for them.
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 21 days
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What would yandere royalty do if they found out their spouse told darling to stay away from them
Depending on the royalty yandere's rank, it could be anywhere from a severe threat to the spouses family and reputation to an outright assassination. Sure, they know that they're supposed to keep up looks for the public, certain people can't know of what goes on behind doors and a royal stepping out of line in marriage is humiliating and devastating to their support and allies.
But that's a double edged sword, and the spouse has just as many threats to their name, and the royal wouldn't be afraid to throw dirt on their name to remind them of their place. If they were rather cruel with how they went about it, it can end in bloodshed or at the very least a "terrible accident" that leaves the spouse unable to do their royal duties.
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 2 months
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really random Yandere purge au idea:
Yandere鈥檚 have to get a license the before the purge to be able to kill other people and be able to take their darling. And after the purge (and once they have their darling) they have to do a darling registration thing or whatever. The government makes them do this to keep track of the darlings and so later on then can make sure they鈥檙e still healthy physically and at least somewhat mentally. If a Yandere files a registration then they will have a little background check and a test (to see if they鈥檒l harm the darling) done on them and the government will decide if they鈥檙e suited to keep their darling or if the darling should be freed.
(sorry if this is absolute gibberish or makes no sense, it just popped into my brain. Have a good day/night and don鈥檛 forget to drink some water)
Shush! It isn't gibberish at all! I love the idea of Yandere's needing to have a background check to make sure they aren't going to harm their darling, just the people keeping their darling away. Maybe they have to fill certain criteria as well like any other test, they have to show they can remain calm when a darling is screaming and biting, they have to show they can be kind even when secretly angered, they have to know certain medical knowledge, and so on!
Yandere's are allowed anonymity, as once they're known surely their darlings will try to leave or fight. But Darlings are still notified that they've been chosen, and are only given the bare minimum info such as the dates to appear for testing and examination (for their safety, but most darlings never show. these tests just go over what the yandere could have missed, and go over what the darling would like to go through if they consent to being kidnapped and/or also have feelings for their yandere).
Ah! This is such a fun idea to explore for the purge!! The government having more of a hand in it makes me wonder if the CEO of lovely smiles has something to do with it?
-Mommabean (wonderful idea!!!)
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yanderemommabean 1 month
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sloths or koalas?
tsk...Koalas can at least keep up by holding onto you, while a sloth has like...hardly any strength to hold on to branches a lot of the time let alone enough energy to stay awake.
Imma say the chlamydia carrying care bear (Koala) !
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 1 month
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Hear me out? Hear me out momma?
Cult Leader yandere has his cult worship you as their savior.
(The bees but human lol)
I actually have a few AUs and stories about this! I'm sure they're buried on here lol I know I had a mystic messenger cult AU phase for a while a few years back too. Ah...the good ol days.
God imagine having this terrifying cult after you, to the point even if you've managed to escape towns and towns away, you can't trust a single person. Even accepting a drink of water and a place to stay the night has you waking back up in the old room they made for you and a circle of "believers" hovering over you worriedly.
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 2 months
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Are bees wings soft or hard? Because I find it funny if you accidentally get smack by it
Soft when not flying, kinda like when flexing a muscle ya know? Moths wings are super soft though and it鈥檚 like being smacked with pillows
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 27 days
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Momma, currently an unrelated mod is keeping me from pursuing anybody (which makes my character feel more like an innocent lamb caught in this mess), but right now I'm playing stardew valley with all of the yandere mods enabled and lol, it's so much fun. Elliott stalks, Sebastian threatens everyone etc, so it feels like I'm constantly being watched. + at festivals, everyone is plotting murder about each other lol
Oh I love that some of the mods have festival dialogue changes too! Depending on your heart level they get more and more possessive, and I love it! Sebastian and Elliott probably teamed up to keep an eye on you, perhaps you need two mermaid pendants instead? Marrying both would be better than the town suddenly having missing people...
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 4 months
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Does alpha CEO want kids or is he more of a selfish yandere that wants darling all to himself?
Mmm, I feel he isn't happy when he realizes the kids are also taking your attention away from him at first, but then he sees its just more people to love and protect you, so he learns to actually be a good dad.
But I'm also not gonna act like he wouldn't just sell your kids to people who also want a family, because while yes, you two made them, only you deserve his love, and only He deserves your every waking moment.
He's a CEO. They hardly have hearts at all.
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 2 months
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I think my only issue with the yandere ceo is that he'd probably want me to quit my job. It's a very male dominated field and my absolute dream job. (Welding my beloved) Then again, he could probably make a little workshop in the garage with all the materials i could ever need, and I'd never leave. The house would be filled with metal flowers.
I mean IDK why He wouldn't let you keep your job if you loved it and state as much, I can see him forcing you to leave it if you were sick and it just didn't treat you right, but if you love your job, he'll let you keep it!
But with any job you keep, he requests at least one of his workers transfer there too, sometimes even without you knowing, but they can accidentally give themselves away with the way they speak and carry themselves. Those "Lovely Smiles" tendencies come out like they're...brainwashed or something.
Rest assured! You love your job that much, he wont ruin it for you! (But he WILL keep an eye on you however he sees fit)
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 2 months
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I need to know more about the red rooms maybe like how the check ins would go I love this idea
Gosh I haven't really thought about the check in process :0
I like to picture these rented out hotels and buildings with specific rooms cut off from the public. Maybe they say "staff only" but really its for those /special/ clients who rented the rooms, so they can blend in.
but with how much money the CEO makes, I can see massive buildings being dedicated to this, but while they look like a typical office building, inside is the red rooms. They're being cleaned, tidied up, decorated to how the clients asked, people in suits come and go like your usual corporate job but there are these odd and blank delivery vans that come and go as well, and the boxes they carry in are always one at a time, very careful but very suspicious all the same.
It's fun to play around with really! I'd love to listen to any ideas you guys come up with too, I love world building with you guys!
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 2 months
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in regards to the harpy punishing their darling, what if the darling has anorgasmia? Asking as someone who has this and is v insecure about it 馃槶
I think with any yandere, if you have this issue its taken a few ways, but never negatively.
They just keep going until you get one, doesn't matter if its literal hours, you're getting an orgasm whether you like it or not (something I feel Lee and Ezrol would do)
They understand, and more or less just stick to light play and enjoying what you both can, orgasms may be the end goal in a lot of sexual things but the path on getting one is just as fun, albeit frustrating when you have a hard time receiving any.
Understands, and is mostly low libido anyway, and wont really try anything unless you're both in the mood and think you can try for a while, but also wouldn't be upset if you needed to stop or felt one simply wouldn't occur
Now I'm not too familiar with this, but trust me, your yandere would do their research and make sure you had everything you needed from whatever allergies you have to whatever ailments such as this you suffer from. Otherwise how can they call themselves someone worthy of you and your love?!
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 29 days
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I have ... thoughts on Ezrol. Also. I'm thinking of a college reader looking utterly exhausted, summoning him up and being like "I need all your information on any serial killers from 1800 to 1950. Go." And just having a notepad/computer and furiously writing/typing. Immediately afterwards they drop from exhaustion and don't bother sending Ezrol back. Anyway :))) Thoughts are thotting rn :P
He can talk for hours on serial killers, its one of his favorite categories of human. So enthralling to learn how the human psyche can warp and fall apart even in circumstances where the killer had no abusive background or history of violence until the killings. You not bothering to send him back irks him at first but he decides to have some fun while you're out cold. He likes to "examine" humans sometimes if you know what I mean, and you make the cutest noises of protest when his ice cold fingers graze under your shirt ever so slowly...
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 1 month
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Honestly, I love the idea of a royal Yandere because the darling is basically stuck with them thanks to their royal status.
Right? It's so tasty! Just knowing that they have all the power and you have no say, but they don't /like/ that you're trapped, but...they won't deny its a massive benefit either.
reader being forced to grit their teeth and bear it, every assassination attempt thwarted, every escape seen as two lovers playing a game, everything keeping you trapped and by their side.
I especially love the trope when the parents sell reader as a last resort to not be killed or banished, it's just a nice dilemma!
-Mommabean
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yanderemommabean 6 months
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https://soundgasm.net/u/MikAtNight/M4F-Youre-Kidnapped-by-a-Yandere-but-Youre-Secretly-Into-Him-Script-Fill-MDom-DubCon-to-Enthusiastic-Consent-Kidnapping-Yandere-Speaker-Bondage-Gagged-Listener-Mirror-Sex-Doggystyle-Creampie-Cockwarming-Rape-more
You may find this audio of interest. *crawls back to garbage can*
I shall take a listen OwO
I need to share my own lil yandere list but I'm bad at sharing links, just know reddit has some GREAT yandere audios that take you to some great creators, we should do a lil digging UwU
-Mommabean ((GoneWildAudio is the subreddit btw ))
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