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my3imaginary3wonderland · 4 months

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༉‧₊˚✧‧₊˚✩彡.˚✩ HOW TO GET RECOGNIZED IN TUMBLR ༉‧₊˚✧‧₊˚✩彡.˚✩

The trick is simple:

Get a character, i will use your uncle as an example:

After it, you can either do sfw and/or nsfw with yn:

Or with a canon character, like your grandma

even if you only write headcannons and not traditional fan fics, you can get support (plus if you do fanart like this one:)

add an edgy quote like “NO RESPETO A LOS DERECHOS HUMANOS, SUPER AESTETIC 💗💕😊🤑”

And thats how you get views!

(Post about how to do it in many plataforms coming soon)

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lousyadult-vinyls · 1 year

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Dead Humor Halloween ‘22

Source: Instagram

#Dead Humor #Dead Humor band #halloween #midwest #alt #rock music #powerpuff girls #midwest emo

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aohzz · 7 months

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𖦹・𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚍・𖦹

#dead humor #shitpost #my camera roll

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celtic-crossbow · 4 months

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Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.

Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?

Daryl: …

Daryl: Tha’ didn’ come out righ’.

Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?

Daryl: Yers.

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imchoccy · 2 days

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#dead boy detectives #edwin paine #edwin payne #charles rowland #crystal palace #niko sasaki #the cat king #cat king #painland #text post meme #text posts #humor #memes

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bet-on-me-13 · 5 months

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All Ancients are Halfa's

So! The reason everyone in the Realms believes that Danny is a super old Ancient and not a Ghost Baby is because all the Halfa's that exist currently are Ancients.

The Reason? For a Halfa to be born, they must have died as a God.

Pandora is a Halfa. She was the Goddess of the Amazon's before she was killed by Ares.

Frostbite is a Halfa. He was the God of a Yeti Tribe, before their kind died to Climate Change.

Dorathea and Aragon are Halfa's. They were both Draconic Gods who ruled over a small Country before dying to a roaming band of Magical Adventurerers.

Undergrowth is a Halfa. He was a Druidic Plant God killed after bis forest was destroyed by a Fire.

Even Clockwork is a Halfa. He used to be known as the God Kronos.

But that leads to the question of, How Danny is a Halfa? He was just a normal Human when he died, not Divine in any way, or so he thought. So how did he become a Halfa?

Well, maybe he should start looking into who his Birth Parents were...

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Read the Tags for more of this!

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Halfa #Pandora is a Halfa #Frostbite is a Halfa #Dorathea is a Halfa #Aragon is a Halfa #Undergrowth is a Halfa #Clockwork is a Halfa #Halfas are Dead Gods #All Ancients are Halfas #When Danny meets the Ancients he is surprised when they reveal that they are the exact same as he is #Danny's Rouges think that Danny is just humoring them as they fulfill their Obsessions in a relatively safe way #Danny needs to find out who his Birth parents were because apparently he needed to have been a God to become a Halfa #And he is fairly sure Jack and Maddie are not Gods #(Jazz may be a Saint but not a god)#Who's the Father/Mother?#Is it an Ancient?#Maybe Dorathea gave up her child to save them from the Wrath of her Brother?#Maybe Pandora was forced to giver up her Son when he was born a Male?#Maybe Fright Knight gave up his Son to keep him away from the Brutalities of Pariah Darks War?#Maybe Clockwork gave up his son to help him escape the Observants Watchful Gaze?#Or maybe it's a certain Goddess on the JLA?#Wonderbat?#(I actually really like the Dorathea and Fright Knight versions but I wanted to include all of these just in case)

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queen-of-weird-girl-nation · 4 months

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Hazel, who grew up in the 1940s and Jason who had no access to a phone and lived in Camp Jupiter his entire life.

They both do not understand meme culture one bit.

Piper: omg hazel you ate and left not a single crumb.

Hazel: I... I'm not eating anything?

Leo, making tacos: girl dinner, girl dinner

Jason: we're both boys?

Percy: no but i was literally serving in that toga.

Hazel: stop.

#gen z slang #gen z humor #i know they arent gen z #but let me have thiss #percy jackon and the olympians #cringe culture is dead #percy jackson #jason grace #hazel levesque #leo valdez #piper mclean #heroes of olympus #the seven pjo #hazel jason friendship agenda #riordanverse

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yoursghouly · 9 months

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 4 months

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#dead #💀#batman #twitter #tweets #tweet #meme #memes #funny #lol #humor

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cat-cosplay · 5 months

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My Cat this Thanksgiving

#Thanksgiving #meme #memes #the walking dead #negan #twd #cat cosplay #cosplay #cats #kitty #cats in costumes #cat #cats of tumblr #aww #cat costume #fan art #humor #funny #joke

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iri-desky · 2 months

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Um...oh no. Oh no no no no. KOSA is coming back.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/02/15/kids-online-safety-act-kosa-senate/

Is this legit? Oh God. OH fuck no. This can't pass, this seriously cannot pass. Everyone, help. Fandoms of Tumblr, we need to fix this. Reblog with EVERY. FANDOM. YOU CAN FIND. And make your own posts the same way. EVERYONE needs to know. STOP. KOSA. CALL THE GODDAMN PRESIDENT IF YOU CAN. CALL SENATORS. ANYTHING. THIS. CANNOT. HAPPEN.

CHECK badinternetbills.com FOR MORE INFO!

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celtic-crossbow · 4 months

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gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams

Y/N, breathless after a kiss: You wanna go upstairs?

Daryl, nodding: Mhm.

Y/N, taking his hand: You have protection?

Daryl, placing his free hand on his knife: Why? Wha’s up there?

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gipsyjr · 16 hours

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ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

#fma #fma brotherhood #fma manga #van hohenheim #edward elric #alphonse elric #elric brothers #funny #humor #im dead #im going insane #does anyone else think too hard about these things?

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feistyfox47 · 2 months

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y/n: I think I need a hug… Lorenzo: Good thing I'm hug shaped! 45 minutes later y/n: You… you can let go now. Lorenzo: No, I absolutely cannot.

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