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monster-disaster · 6 months

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[demon & half-orc] Reg & Riel

demon!Reg x human!Reader x half-orc!Riel Good to know: threesome, public sex, gruppen

Summary: After Rust, your night continues with other patrons.

The bar is loud and busy. The air is heavy and thick with the smell of alcohol and other things. Puffs of gray smoke swirl under the dim lights of the ceiling. The tables are full, and the sound of bottles and glasses clinking together is sharp above the other noises. Monsters and humans enjoy the night while the outside world hides in the milky fog that settles over Grimbrook.

A thin layer of sweat shines on your heated skin. The wooden table is cold under your upper body. Your nipples are hard peaks against the surface. Your warm palms are flat next to you. Your breathing is uneven and heavy. Your muscles still jerk and tremble because of your previous orgasm. Your arousal is a mess between your thighs.

Your eyes are half-closed as your gaze wanders up on the demon's body in front of you. His cock bobs against your lips, erect. The muscles on his stomach are sharp and hard. His full lips pull into a smirk, letting you see his sharp teeth. For a second, you start to wonder if you would let him eat you out. "Open up," he commands, and you obey immediately. Your mouth falls open, and his erection pushes into your warm channel without a second thought. Your jaw hurts as you try to accommodate his length some more. The tip of his cock nudges the back of your throat. Tears gather in the corner of your eyes as you gag around him. "Fuck!" The demon grunts at the sound. The vibration of your throat goes straight to his balls between his muscular thighs. "Better than I remembered." Now, that he says it, you didn't see Reg in the bar for a long while. This is the first night you meet after weeks.

While you are busy with the demon's cock in your mouth, Riel, the half-orc, is behind you, groping the flesh of your cheeks. His fingers dig into your skin, opening you up in front of his hungry eyes. His thumb ghosts over the wet slit of your pussy, flicking your clit in the process.

"Fuck! Rust!" Eva's voice pierces through the air, drawing your attention to their pair at the table next to you. The female vampire sits on the table, legs wide open and bare, while the goblin kneels in front of him, eating her out. The other patrons all around the bar are busy, too, fucking or watching and masturbating. The smell of body heat and arousal fills your senses.

"Come back," Reg grunts, grabbing a good chunk of your hair to pull you back onto his cock. His hold is firm and doesn't give you any chance to argue. The demon pushes your face down on his length while a sharp sting of pain wrecks your body, rushing from your bottom to all over you. Riel slaps your ass several times, not caring about your muffled gags and screams around Reg's cock. He enjoys watching your flesh jiggle under his large palms. He can feel the heat of his smacks under his touch. Rust's seed is still on your skin, decorating your ass cheeks and waist. Your inner thighs are a shiny mess because of your previous climax.

"Fuck!" The demon grunts again, using your throat. He fucks into your skull, gripping you by your hair. Every now and again, he stills until your lungs start to burn for air, and your head gets dizzy before he pulls out and starts thrusting again. "One day, I will fuck this hole, too," Riel says behind you, letting his thumb graze the small hole between your cheeks. "But for today…" He pushes into your slick center easily. You are still stretched after Rust used your hole to warm his cock. "Don't stop! Don't dare to stop!" Eva's voice rings in your ears as you squirm on the top of the table. Pleasure flares in your veins, burning you until a scream catches in your throat. Your tongue is flat against the underside of Reg's length, letting your teeth scrape the sensitive skin under the bulbous head. Tears run down your face, and your saliva dripples down your chin, mixing with his salty pre-cum.

Riel behind you is fast and powerful. He pounds into your used hole like there is no tomorrow. The slapping of your skin as he fucks into you can be barely heard under the sounds of the others. Moans and groans fill the bar, and growls echo off the walls. "Fuck this pussy," the half-orc grunts. "So good. So tight."

You can feel your orgasm building up inside you. Your stomach turns with excitement, and your heart thunders against your ribs. Your breathing is ragged and heavy. Your eyes fall shut at the force pushing you higher and higher. Your head starts to spin when Riel smacks your ass again before gripping your hips to chase his own pleasure. The slight pain releases something inside you again, like Eva's bite on your bottom lip not long ago. Your body shakes as you reach your climax.

Your hole pulses around Riel's length, sucking him deeper into your pussy. Fire trails down your body as your muscles tense and twitch without your control. For long seconds, you don't even notice the real world. The only thing that brings you back is the emptiness of your holes. Reg's warm cum paints your face while Riel smears his seed on your bottom. It drips down on your skin, marking you in their musky scent. Their groans mix into a deep rumble, shaking your core.

You are still on the table, lying on your stomach as you watch Eva shaking on Rust's mouth.

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#monster romance #monster x reader #monster boyfriend #monster x human #monster smut #orc boyfriend #orc romance #orc x reader #orc x human #demon x human #demon x reader #grimbrook #monster fucker

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quitealotofsodapop · 2 months

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Disturbing thought after reading the Spider Sisters arc of JTTW:

CW for discussions of cannibalism;

So in the book; after the Seven Spider Sisters invite Tripitaka in for some food, they try to trick him into eating human flesh as a cruel prank as they're seducing him. Not only as an insult, but as a tactic - humans who consume (willingly or not) fellow sentient beings get a massive hit to their positive Karma. Like, straight back to Hungry Ghost level. As a monk, if Tripitaka hadn't been wary (for once) of the meal offered to him, he would have not been able to enter the Buddha's domain at all.

Only in times of extreme famine is such consumption excused in the Buddha's eye. One major reason being that eating human flesh was like the super-extreme of desiring meat, and that it caused an addicition in the consumer.

It's not just a cruel joke common to demons, it a calculated move to permanently lower their victim's Karma - likely transforming them into a fellow demon within the next life.

In one of my fave episodes "To Catch A Leaf"; MK gets earthquake-causing hiccups from "cursed meatballs" he ate at a eating competition. His seller is clearly meant to be a demon/spirit who targeted him specifically - likely recognising him as the demon-fighting Monkey Kid.

MK: "Oh man I so could go for more of those [meatballs] right now!"

Even the creators must have realised an issue here, as the transcript for the episode changes it to "beef balls" instead (angry mooing from DBK and Red Son).

And considering that the Spider Sisters were skillful cooks enough to make human flesh appear like gluten and tofu?

I wouldn't be surprised if the cook who targetted MK slipped something non-kosher into those meatballs.

Or maybe just pork cus his dad's a pig.

Then again it could have been another reason why Sandy decided that he had to get MK to consume a super-rare buddhist flower immediately.

Fun fact; entities who have consumed human flesh in JTTW are said to have a weird stank about them, esp in their breath. SKW notably *does not* have this stank about him (both Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing do, both being eaters of humans prior to joining Tripitaka) but he's able to recognise it in other demons. Kinda like how people who eat a lot of cheese can smell like cheese.

SWK, meets up with the gang after S2: "...MK. Why do you smell like that?"

#cannibalism tw #jttw theories #journey to the west #lego monkie kid #lmk #jttw #lmk theories #lmk mk #qi xiaotian

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heknowshisherbs · 1 year

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"i never loved you" / "i'll never love you"

pairing: musical!beetlejuice x reader warnings: cursing, beej is uhh,,,, Not Nice™ word count: 1,003 author's note: i believe this was for a request based on a list of prompts i had posted? like i said, i'm rebuilding this blog from the ground up, but i will try my best to give as much context as i can. as always, i hope you enjoy! ◡̈

Beetlejuice never stayed put for long; he constantly bounced from place to place trying to find someone, anyone, who could see him and say his name. He’d made it around the world three times before he finally found someone-- in the middle-of-nowhere Massachusetts of all places. He had been holed up in some rickety old house, and was doing pretty well for himself, thank you very much, until some breathers moved in; they’d just graduated from college and were planning on fixing up the house. Great. There were five of them, each one more unbearable than the last— so it seemed. The last breather to move in, a girl, was different.

He’d noticed a change in atmosphere the moment she entered the house, and was drawn to her immediately. He spent his days following her around the house, going wherever she went. He watched her eat, watched her sleep. He knew the exact pitch of her soft snores and the sounds she made in her most intimate moments late at night, with her hands between her legs when she thought she was alone. She thought.

Beetlejuice noticed she’d always look over her shoulder, and at first he chalked it up to paranoia but then he realized she could feel him in the room. He wasted no time in trying to see how long it would take for her to notice him. Eventually, he’d gathered enough strength to leave his business card on her bed— the rest is history. She just wanted to be noticed, he just wanted someone to fuck. It was perfect.

He didn’t plan on staying as long as he did. If he hadn’t known any better he would’ve even said they became friends, but he’s a demon. He knows better. She let her guard down around him and he let her into the dark crevices of his mind. Y/N would spend every spare moment with him, they’d fuck like rabbits, and then Beej would sleep in her bed. This cycle continued for a year. It would’ve gone on longer, maybe forever, but she had to go and fuck it up.

The day it happened everything was normal; Y/N had come home from work and immediately crawled into Beetlejuice’s arms; he’d waited in her bed all day. In the last year, the two had gotten intimate beyond sex- they’d cuddle, they’d hold hands, they’d kiss— so of course it wasn’t shocking when Beetlejuice planted a soft kiss to her lips as she snuggled against him, “How was work, babes?”

“It was fine— Callie is still a bitch but it’s whatever.”

“Want me to kill her for you?” The corners of his lips perk up. She won’t say yes but a demon can hope, right?

“No! God, Beetlejuice!” She rolls her eyes before settling against his chest and turning on Netflix.

They sat in silence for a while, sneaking in a kiss or two between particularly boring parts of their show. Y/N liked the distraction; she’d felt anxious all day and it was nice to get out of her own head. She could instead focus on how nicely his cool body fit against hers, and ground herself with the earthy smell of his hair that she’d come to love so much. She’d come to love everything about Beetlejuice, if she was being honest. He had to have known, but she hadn’t said it out loud yet. Neither had he.

Taking all of this into consideration while lying there with Beej, feeling happier than she’d ever been, she decided now was as good a time as ever to do it to do it. “I love you, Beej.”

That’s when everything stopped. “You what?”

“I-I love you?” The anger in his voice was unmistakable, and Y/N didn’t understand what she did wrong. They’d been playing this game for a year, and, to her, it was obvious they both love each other so it was about time one of them said it.

“Don’t say that.” His voice sounds toneless, his phrasing curt. “Don’t do that, Y/N."

She feels herself beginning to panic. “I just thought we were-”

“You thought we were what? You thought we were dating?” She gave him a meek, pathetic nod and he laughed. Right in her face, “Babes, all we’ve been doing is fucking."

“But… you love me?” She hadn’t meant for it to come out as a question, but it did. She felt so helpless, so small, sitting across from the demon she thought she knew so well. She’d taken to staring at the floor, unable to meet his contemptuous gaze any longer— why was he going out of his way to hurt her? Everything about the situation made her head hurt. Beetlejuice acted like her boyfriend, she didn't understand.

“Now who told you that?” He put a finger under her chin and forced her to look up at him; there’s a smile on his face, but it didn’t reach his eyes, “Babes, I’ll never love you.”

“I-I don’t-”

“Y/N, I’m a demon. Did you really think I would ever be capable of loving you?” Sure, he led her on, but what was a guy supposed to do? She was soft, and warm, and gullible; it had barely taken anything to get her to fuck him. He’s a demon with needs. She fulfilled those needs— nothing more.

She let out a whimper and bit her lip to prevent herself from crying, but a tear escaped the confines of her eyes and slide down her cheek. Beetlejuice wasted no time in wiping it away with his finger, “Don’t take it personal, sweets— I don’t love anyone.” Not even myself.

He looked terrifying— his expression was cold and, for the first time since meeting him, his hair changed colors. It became a deep shade of blue, and if Y/N hadn’t been so hurt and angry she would have questioned it. “You’re a monster,” she spat, unable to even look at him. Refusing to look at him.

"And don’t you ever forget it.”

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice x reader #musical!beetlejuice x reader

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theweirderstuffblogdontlook · 1 year

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So I made a yandere au for Bob Velseb of Spooky Month.

So the jist of it, is I call it the "possession au". (Or possible alternatives like the “inner demon au”)

The idea is that the cult has more than one kind of supernatural amulet, essentially giving them a few extra supernatural tools for growing the influence of the cult.

One of these alternate tools, is a two part amulet that let's someone posses the body of their target. Which the cult uses to infiltrate places of existing power and control people like politicians and big business owners.

Though the nature of the possession isn't like detaching your mind to control someone, it's way more body horror than that.

It's more like sharing a body. Being able to hide your actual physical body in another person. Almost like a venom symbiote situation, but without turning into goo.

Bob intends to exploit the effects of this to become literally inseparable from the target of his affections.

And also being able to do a lot of really horny things with some of the in between states from being able to body swap between him and his target.

The au mostly allows for Bob to do absorption vore, but it’s got versatility and plenty of horror themes beyond that as a narrative concept.

Bob can also use this to hide in public. Either to accomplish his own goals through taking full control, or to be a passenger and basically stalk his target from the inside. (Plus all the anxiety inducing effects that could involve for the possessed target, cus they’d be literally walking around with a cannibal murderer that could pop out at any time.)

When in agreement and working together though, this being able to shift back and forth between two people, or split and rejoin, can actually be a pretty formidable skill.

Almost like a Banjo and Kazooie situation. Having different sets of skills and different strengths and weakness. And being able to stretch out their stamina by having one person active while the other takes a break.

As it says in the images, the current target of Bob’s yandere affections is just a placeholder person. Yall are free to use the concept as you like either with your own oc’s or whatever.

I put some more thoughts on it under the readmore.

So I think it’s cool to have like two very different people for this situation, so it’s fun to put them in “situations” where they have to get a bit creative to work through em.

So with Bob being big, strong, heavy, slow, scary, confident, and supernaturally augmented to be more physically resilient, but easily distracted and impulsive. You pair that up with someone who is small, fast, careful, calculating, and focused, and that covers a lot of Bobs weaknesses.

Plus, the whole being able to switch between two people with very different bodytypes could make the duo very slippery beyond just Bob being able to hide in public. For instance, Bob being able to slip out of handcuffs by swapping arms with his smaller captive. Or if the smaller captive gets put in handcuffs, he can just reach his arms out of their body to grab at whoever has tried to capture her and kill them.

As well as being better at climbing and squeezing through narrow gaps. Like Bob seeing a small window, switching to his captive, who’s able to climb up and squeeze through, and the switch back to Bob once inside.

Plus the whole jekyll and hyde opportunity is fun for drama. Like Bob trying to get an otherwise pretty normal person to participate in his heinous acts, while the captive tries to reign in and redirect Bob.

Like having a moment where Bob is like,

“So, If you’ve got such a disapproval of the people I pick, who would you rather be killing?”

“I’d Rather Not Be Killing Anyone!! Let Alone Eating Them!! But... Fuck! I dunno, Nazis? Genuinely bad people???”

Also I wrote a bit of a short fanfic concept to show off the mood of the Au.

So something gets dropped behind a metal grate, and the gap is too narrow for Bobs hand, so she offers to grab it.

But she takes the opportunity to trap him, as when the arm is reached in, she quickly pulls out and replaces her arm with Bobs much thicker arm, getting it wedged in there real tight, and breaks free and runs while Bob tries to get his arm unstuck as he gets mad and yells after her.

She quickly grabs some money on the way out, hails a taxi, and gets driven to the airport.

Though the only flight she can afford is a cheaper one that won't leave for a few hours, so she has to wait.

She starts to nod off waiting in the airport seating as the adrenaline wears off, and a sweaty looking Bob, a big bruise on his forearm from where his arm was caught, sneaks up behind and grabs her with a hand over her mouth to keep her from screaming.

Pushing her against his chest and absorbing her into his torso as she thrashes and tries to get free.

He then calmly leaves the airport, gets into a car with blood splatter of the interior that he clearly attacked someone to steal, and drives off.

And once back at "home”, she gets let out of him, and she can incredulously ask how the hell he had been able to find her, as even if he had a lucky guess about her going to the airport, trying to find someone in an airport is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

To which he kinda smugly taps his chest where the embedded half of the possessor amulet is.

"Oh, I know where you are. Doesn't matter how far you run my little chicken wing, I'll always know where to find you."

Which is how she learns that the commanding half of the possessor amulet can track the location of the other half of the amulet.

#bob velseb #spooky month #au #yandere #art #possession #inner demon

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broflovski-brah · 3 months

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1, I've got to know your take. I get you feel this way about kyle, but is there anyone else?

…honestly? A lot of them.

Making Eric into an angel all of a sudden when he’s literally killed a kid’s parents and forced him to eat them, the numerous stunts he’s pulled on Kyle and even in PC when he manipulated everyone into thinking Kyle was the bad guy…plus when people make him suddenly buff.

Alcoholic Stan, I discussed this one in an earlier post. Druggie Kenny. I can’t see it. He’s seen what drugs have done to his family. And if he can break the cycle he absolutely would. Especially for Karen. He doesn’t actively use drugs. I feel like he would smoke but that’s about it. He’s not a drug lord, I don’t think.

And the way people mischaracterize both Butters and Heidi, making them into awful people. Butters wouldn’t be an awful person and nor would Heidi. She said she wanted to change and I believe she would and does.

And finally, Wendy. Also Sheila. Demonizing them and turning them into possessive, homophobic assholes. That’s all I’ll say because I don’t wanna get into it (also cus I don’t have time-)

#south park #skipper speaks #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #butters stotch #wendy testaburger #sheila broflovski

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sakiblack · 6 months

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Soft yandere Kiri x reader

Kiri x reader

Kiri with a human mate would be just the best.

Lets say you are Spiders sibling making you older then her. Eather your male or female your smaller then her.And she loves that.

From ever since you two were young she would always want to be with you. She was not a fighter but somehow she felt like she would save you from anything.

As you two grew older she would start to realise her feelings which would make her just more shy. To you being human you would always be at the camp making her able to keep her eyes on you. Spider would be the first one to notice something between you two making him talk to you or her about this. Weather you would tell him you like her or not it does not metter cus she would go full on confessin mode when he asked her about you.

»Y/n is just perfect i dont see why i would not be in love with them«

She would not hide it in front of anyone other then you.

Why you? Well you cant know how she feels untill she is 100% sure you feel the same. But untill then she would act normal. Like every girl in love with their crush would.

Being protective of you is a thing only with strangers. Her siblings and clan already know about the spacial something blooming between you two so she would not be protective of you there. But going to the metkayina clan oh Eywa help.

To you being human the first encounter would be strange. Ronal would not be a fan. She would pull your hands up showing the whole clan what you are. And thats not fun for Kiri to watch. She would hiss at Ronal not caring about her parents giving her the looks. Your hers and noone has the right to touch you.

After the clan would see you mean no harm and exept you in oh you better watch her. Tsireya is being nice to you wanting to learn about the humans? She is glaring at her. Aonung is teasing you about being a demon? You bet she will be glaring at him. You minght need to talk to her about it. Tell her she should calm down. During that talk she may or may not let it slip out that she loves you.

»You dont get it. They wont treat you like this not even Tsireya. Even if she is nice to you. Your mine and she will not have you«

Take it or leave it i think her confessin would slip out one way or another. It would not be planed , no the words would just excape her.And when they do not even Eywa can help you.

She would be next to you 24/7. Touching you at all times. And if you have anything to say about it she will make you want her.

»But y/n i love you so much. Please just let me hold your hand.«

She is soft and nice but if she has to she will call her ikran to eat someone up.

You cant stay in the water for long so when ever you do go in she would make it fun for you. Fish would be swimming around you in seconds you enter the water. She wants you to be happy , to have a goot time with her.

But as much as she likes being in the water with you her favorite place is probably somewhere in the forest , laying in the grass just holding you in her arms. The forest will always be her favorite place( after you ofc). Sometimes you two would just lay there saying nothing as her face is buried inside your neck.

But now you might be asking how would she kiss me if you have a mask on? Well dont worry about that. She is Eywa herself that is no problem for her. At first she would kiss your mask where your cheeks or lips are but in some time she would need to feel her lips against yours. And so she did it. 5 seconds. Thats all you two get before you have to put your mask back on. 5 seconds of her lips on yours. But it was not enough for her so she found another way. Eather her finding a place where humans can actualy breath or doing her »magic« on you to make you able to breath. And when that would happen oh you poor thing.

You two probably havent had any other intimacy other then her lips on yours but now youll have to get used to more. She waited long enough for this and you will give it to her.

She wants to feel you and tast you so why would you even think of stoping her. She would start of as calm and slow but would end up being a mess. Male of female she would love to tease you. Before and after you two would have your time alone. I think she would be the top but if you want she would gladly switch. She is not a fan of people hearing you two. If they hear her sure why not but you? No your moans are only for her to hear.

All in all she would be by your side at all times after all your hers and hers only.

#avatar way of water #avatar #awow #avatar x reader #kiri #kiri x you

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digitaldoeslmk · 5 months

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I am curious about your LMK au. I mean, i think i remember thar you still have a lady bone demon in you au,right? So if she still wants to erase this reality to create her perfet World, she stills need the samadhi fire, what exactly is she going to do to make red son use it? Cause i dont think he is going to do it if she asks him😂😂😂. Is she going to make him, for example, remember that he had lost his childhood? I can understand that he is ok right now with that, but can still be something that can upset him if the overthink of it.🤔

PD, i love your au and your art! I wish the actual serie was more like that, or at least the part of guanyin and red son still having the samadhi fire.

Pd2.0, do you have a fanfic of all this? If you have, please tell me!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩I need it!!!💙💙💙

Sorry if my english is not that perfect😂

hello anon, and thank you for the compliments!! I don't quite have a fanfic proper cus long-format writing is a real struggle for me, but I do plan to do some scenes and such :D I'll post here and on AO3, particularly on this collection <3

as for LBD, that's the thing, that's not her motivation at all! xD like I said, my au is very JTTW-compliant, and in the novels, the White Bone Demon's only motivation was to eat Tripitaka to gain immortality thanks to his multiple lifetimes of cultivation. that's the motivation of pretty much all the demons the pilgrims face, save maybe Princess Iron Fan and Bull Demon King, who both want revenge on Wukong for defeating their son Red Boy.

in my au, LBD gets revived along with a few other demons on the prospect of getting revenge of Wukong for killing them, a proposal offered to them by Macaque. previously I stated that he ran away from the Diyu but after some thinking, im changing it to he was reincarnated once his time on the Diyu was done! despite being reborn, he wanted to get back at Wukong and the aspect of fate itself, and for that he needed to cause some real uproar, thus the sneaking souls out of the Hells for his own plans. however his plans don't include the use of the Samadhi fire, so no need to manipulate Red Son into using it for him.

also the Samadhi fire isn't exclusive to Red Son either! it's a very specific and powerful skill that only a few select individuals can use, but it's not this world-ending power like the series make it out to be. other characters like Nezha and Erlang can use it too uwu

#lmk au #by the book au

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sublieu · 2 years

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IF YOU CAN STILL REMEMBER THE MK X LISTENER PLOT, UH- CAN YOU MAKE IT? You can have your own version of it!

╰┈➤❝ [⋆· *Demi Demon Ruts༉‧₊˚.] ¡! ❞

Warnings: cumflation, cunnilingus, [semi] finger fucking, flirty/perverted Mk, ruts, marking

A.n: I'm still gonna do a fic on him. Don't think I'm not gonna.

Mentions: @mortal-mayhem @zmzsnakes @yellowaxol @fallenplantation

Ah yes, the time of mating season, where demons, animals, gods and goddesses come together to be rid of their awful punishment their body decides to lay upon them.

But for Mk, this affected him worse.

He could barely concentrate on working, helping and partying. It was as if the whole world was colliding in on him, and now he's stuck in his room hiding away and trying to bear through the suffering.

Mk was confused, everything felt fuzzy and dizzy. The room had an unbearably thick smell, as if you were there attempting to comfort him as he wore your favorite oversized shirt that you 'borrowed' from him. Until Wukong showed up.

"Kid, you've been missing trainin- jesus christ did you spray the place or something?!"

Wukong yells as he coughs and wheezes, Mk just hid deeper inside him fluffy blanket, he felt as if he was gonna die from embarrassment when everything suddenly clicked for the golden brown monkey.

"Mk, are you going through a *pfft* rut?"

He stutters as he fails to hide his laughter, plopping down on his bed whilst continuing to laugh at the brunette's misery. Patting down his back and hearing him purr shortly after.

"How is this even possible?! I'm not even a demon much less a demigod!" "Well, technically.. you are a demigod, but that still means you're gonna suffer ruts like every other demon does."

Wukong sighs and pulls the blanket away, his heart breaking when he sees how much poor Mk was suffering as tears ran down his eyes. Silently sobbing as he held his knees together to ease the pain for him in a way.

"Kid, I can find a way to help you deal with your situation buuutttt it's gonna cost you" "Anything Wukong please!"

Mk sobs and begs, the demon groans as he scratches his head, looking for bugs as gets up and summons his Nimbus to collect some ingredients.

"You're gonna need to isolate yourself for atleast 2 weeks, not only that, you have to keep physical touch to an absolute low. Which means your little girlfriend and your friends are gonna have to keep a far distance from you for the time being" Wukong starts as he picks up and empty bottle he could find around Mk's room that he wasn't using at the moment.

Mk laid there as he tried to rest, his eyes slowly starting to drift as Wukong's last sentence was a blur.

"Oh and do not touch yourself, no jerking off nothing. Understand? I'll tell Pigsy and your friends to let you rest for the next 2 weeks" the demon continues and stands on his Nimbus before flying off to let his apprentice rest.

Diary entry #1

So I just cleaned up my room (finally) and is currently eating noodles Pigsy made for me. Honestly if it wasn't for him Mei would have to cook and I'm scared of her cooking cus the last time the fish stew she made for me actually bit on my fork. IT BIT MY FORK. Signing off, finna watch tawog and get some more rest -Mk.

Diary entry #2

Y/n just came by my house to drop off groceries today, honestly I love her so so much, she even got me my favorite chocolate too! I'm gonna repay her one day, I'm saving up to buy her V.I.P tickets to that new movie [movie name] that she's been talking about. Lets hope I can save enough to buy her something after. Signing off today again to rest -Mk

Diary entry #3

Just came out of the shower, honestly the cold feels nice for once. I couldn't help but think about y/n today again! I wonder what she's doing? probably playing games or reading something, I just love how cute she looks whenever she's doing something. I could listen to her talk all day and still say nothing cus she's so cute! Signing off today, gonna make some food and go sleep -Mk.

Diary entry #4

I woke up to my 'friend' today, obviously I didn't want y/n or anyone else to come and see me like this. Who knows what they could think! so I touched myself for the first in weeks, I might buy y/n those cute paw stockings she loves so much -Mk.

Diary entry #5

It happened again when I was showering, first I'm thinking about making breakfast and now I'm thinking about y/n bending over just to reach the sugar container. God the way she looks in that cute miniskirt she always wear around the house just makes me feel... fuzzy... -Mk

Diary entry #6

... Nothing new today, same old thing. Read, eat, watch a movie and text y/n.

Diary entry #7

I'm calling her... I can't stand staying in this fucking house alone

Mk writes and proceeds to reach for his phone when out of the blue, Wukong contacts him to check in on how he's doing; Stirring what seems to be a pot in the background as Mk continues looking on his phone.

"Hey Mk!! How ya holding up?"

Wukong starts and wipes a sheen of sweat from his face. Mk responds with an I'm good as he calls y/n, as if completely ignoring his question and paying attention to you.

"M'doin great, You wouldn't mind coming over for some video games or something? - No no it's just the two of us! Promise! - You will? Aww thanks, I'll unlock the door k?"

Mk smiles and hangs up his phone, leaving Wukong confused and slightly worried.

"Mk. who exactly are you calling over?"

He asks and stops stirring as he looks around the boy's room then back to him when he notices how fidgety his fingers were before putting two and two together.

"Mk. No-" "Oh cmon Wukong! I won't bite, too hard atleast" "Mk I'm serious- DON'T YOU DARE HANG UP ON M-"

Wukong threatens before being hung up by Mk, stirring even faster in an attempt to hurry and bring back the medicine when Xi stopped him and told him to stir as gently as possible.

Whilst you stood at Mk's doorway, fixing yourself one last time before hearing his door click and open to see him heaving and wheezing as if he just ran down the steps. You giggled and gave him a kiss on the cheek and entered the well lit house, completely ignorant to the sound of his door clicking and locking.

"So what're you planning to play first? Dance dance revo 3 or Wukong mashup?"

You'd start up a conversation as you were ready to setup his gaming station, placing the games on his carpet when he kneels down beside you to pick. Ultimately choosing dance dance revo.

After hours and hours of just you two giggling and having fun, Wukong texts Mk stating he's almost done making the remedy. Ignoring the message and paying attention to you as you continued dancing.

The way how you were just so steady to the beat, your boobs would jiggle to the slightest movement of your body alongside the sheer amount of sweat you were producing. He was in awestruck as you sat down on the carpet for a breather.

(ง•ᴥ•)ง♪ (◕3◕)╯♫ (¬ᴥ¬)◠◡ ♬ (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)╯♩ 「ᵔᴥᵔ」♫ (¬ᴥ¬) ♬ (ツ)♭

Your bra would reveal itself to the white shirt you were wearing, making you all the more delectable for him. Mk was already struggling just seeing you move and now this? it was almost as if you were subtly punishing him. Whilst distracted, you crawled in between his legs to hug his waist and giggled after he looked down at you, god you were just so cute, how could anyone resist you?

He gave you a quick forehead kiss before slowly trailing down to your lips, things already getting heated between you both as you were quick to take off the other's clothes, leaving you both naked and flustered.

His hands would grab hold of your butt and pulled you closer to him, sloppy, wet kisses would trail from your lips all the way to your chest as he puts his hand down your panty. His cock throbbing and leaking pre the more he played with your body.

Heavy, ragged breaths escaped your lips as you attempt to close your legs. Only for him to pry them open and go down to your dripping pussy, kissing your tummy and licking your clit, sucking on the bud as he pushed two fingers inside. Chuckling at your whimpers and pleas.

You looked so pretty from this view, little tears running down your eyes as you bit your finger hard enough to leave it slightly bleeding. But you couldn't care at the moment as his tongue was already past your slit and inside your velvety walls, until he stopped, popping his tongue and licking his lips as he pulled you closer; His cock pressing at your little bundle of sensitive nerves.

Mk would push the tip inside before snapping his hips upwards inside, making you jump whilst Mk pushed you back down on the carpet. He snickered and kissed your forehead as he held your hand and cooed praises at you, your pleas for him to fuck you comforting him as he gave you a soft thrust up inside you.

You were always wondering why he wore his hair upwards if he looked so cool, and now you finally got the reason why; His sharp teeth alongside the subtle glow of his eyes left you in fear and pleasure.

As your legs wrapped around his waist, it seemed as if he picked up in speed. His thrusts getting faster and rougher as you played with his hair, your moans of his name slip off your tongue like butter as you'd clench your toes from the thrilling pleasure. Your eyes flashing to white when you came for the first time, clawing at your neck and grabbing onto his hair to limit his movements. That ultimately not working as he kept pounding your pussy like it was a toy.

He kept muttering your name as if you were about to disappear if he didn't hold onto you long enough, moaning about how snug and inviting your body was, as if you like molding jelly. Soft to the touch and comfortable to hold, almost like a pillow.

You gave him a soft kiss which he immediately returns, his hands securely colliding your hips to his, you were gonna have marks later for sure you thought.

"Keep going~" "You're doing so so good Mk~"

You whisper to his ear, cooing and coddling him even though he's fucking to cloud-9. Your hands reaching to hold his as your climax was coming closer and closer, almost feeling him kissing your womb as you told him to go faster. Throwing your head back and looking into his eyes a second time, seeing that the glow changed to pink and his growling was being ever so evident. Was he staring at you or was he so distracted by your body he couldn't even look at you. But he was actually close to cumming soon too, getting ready to flood your ovaries with his sticky, warm cum.

Your eyes were flashing to white again, your manicured nails digging into his flesh and leaving cuts all over his arms as he fucked every bit of his cum inside. Your belly bloating as he rested on your chest after pulling out, most of his cum seeping out of you and onto the carpet you shared as you both started laughing and share a kiss.

"Didn't your mentor say that we shouldn't be around each other for two weeks?" "Honestly fuck him" "Wooooow real fucking nice Mk"

Wukong sarcasticly speaks up and caused you two to jump up and scramble to cover up. He sighs and throws the bag of pills and liquid for Mk to hold as he made orange juice.

"You guys even fucked on the carpet, seriously? the carpet? Couldn't you have atleast done it on the couch? And you call me and macaque fucking animals".

©𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐮 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐; 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

#lmk smut #lego monkie kid x reader #lmk x reader #lego monkie kid mk x reader #lmk mk x reader #lmk mk smut #lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid mk smut #mk smut #mk x reader #lmk mk #lego monkie kid smut #🍑 monkie kid smut

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bibibi-tchx · 17 days

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do we think babie dom was a little scared of papi’s mania mask when he first saw it??

he wasnt just a little scared- babie was probably petrified. like hes already not a fan of finn’s demon, or his other masks, but this one??

like you can imagine dom being hyped to see his papi’s mask, cus hes heard him talking about it b4 wm, and then the moment that dom saw that mask he absolutely dashed to his mami, crying about how “papis been eated by a monster!” or smn silly like that

damian instantly takes off the mask, now deciding to wait until the last minute cus his baby was upset, and dom stops crying, and is baffled.

“whered it go?”

“hm?”

“the mons’er! it go! papi fix it!” bcus he has no understanding that the mask is just a mask, and not some monster who has ate his papi

ty anon!

#the judgment day #littledominik #domdom #bbie #cloves anons

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digitalagepulao · 8 months

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So another question (because I may write something for your Trip) He’s more accurate to the fugitive version of his historical self. Has there been any hijinks, funny scenarios, capers or interesting situations that Trip has inadvertently gotten himself into ?

I love that Trip is more human and has more depth then the books (a missed opportunity in my opinion but it is a story with symbolisim) version. 💜💜💜

hbhjadJBDJBWAJHBDA HC YOU SPOIL ME!!!!! TvT <33

I've not yet thought of all the details quite yet cus i need to do more reading on the historical figure. but he does get into hijinks, especially at the start of his journey before he even leaves the Tang Empire.

he had to negotiate and exchange multiple favors to find his way into a travel group along the Silk Road so he'd be able to safely cross the Gobi desert portion (which is where him and Longma recruit Wujing :D). he did have some money him and his brother squirreled away for the trip, but that ran out pretty quickly. and as you can imagine, pickpocketing and thievery are not on his skill toolbelt, so he's had to spend a fair amount of time working for locals for a few coins and a good word put in for him along the grapevine. all as much on the down-low as he possibly can, he can't be found out by patrolling guards after all.

having a dragon prince who turns into a horse as your elder disciple has its ups and downs as well. on one hand, sometimes there's a dragon sunbathing with the graizing horses that nearly spook their host to death. on the other hand, sometimes Ao Lie has to pull some strings with his extended family for the sake of rain at a draught-stricken area.

and since in my AU Wukong is the last to be recruited, Trip and the group have to do without their Heaven-assigned powerhouse for quite a couple months. which leads to some rather... creative methods of buying himself time from being eaten or full-on bailed out of a demon's grasp.

One included a mock-disease cus "oh nooo don't eat me or i'll make you sick too, nooooo" which while smart, was Very uncomfortable for Trip cus, technically speaking it was a minor curse so, it was convincing cus he was sick in a way xDD cue Wujing and Ao Lie showing up disguised as "medics" to "properly tend to the sick monk" and oh no time to bail before the demon realizes go go go---!

#jttw #journey to the west #xiyouji #jttw au #expedition to the west au #tripitaka #tang sanzang

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silverynight · 1 year

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Silly prompt; Rengoku gets hit with a DBA that turned him into an owl. And of course, the second he sees Tanjiro, his bird brain immediately seeks him out as a mate. He’s constantly preforming courting dances/flight maneuvers to impress him, hooing and cuing at him, chasing off Tanjiros crow (apparently owls and crows are natural enemies) and hunting down food for him. He’s even trying to reform Tanjiros futon into a nest. Inosuke is the only one who knows what’s going on, but Zenitsu and Tanjiro don’t take him seriously when all he says is “He’s trying to make you lay eggs.”

Eventually there comes a time when Kyo realizes that dead animals aren’t good enough since Tanjiro keeps rejecting him by not eating his offerings. So, after carefully observing what his to-be mate likes to eat, he flies off and manages to steal a whole bento box for him. Despite it being slightly beaten up from the trip, Tanjiro thanks him and eats it. BIG MISTAKE. Because now he has unintentionally accepted Rengoku as his mate and he will never know peace again (as if he knew it to begin with). Kyo is now perched on Tanjiros shoulders 24/7, grooming his hair, nuzzling his face and trying have [REDACTED] to the back of his neck.

Poor Tanjiro is just praying that he’ll turn back soon so his back and shoulder can heal from the claw marks ;-;

Kyojuro remembering everything after the blood demon art loses its effect and being so embarrassed about the whole thing lol.

#demon slayer #anonymous #asks #ask silverynight

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quitealotofsodapop · 8 months

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Hmm...actually, once the identities are revealed...how do Sandy, Pigsy and Tang feel about whenever SWK or Mac casually drop a gods name casually, like "Oh, Nezha said he might drop by later", like that has to feel weird, y'know?

Macaque tries to keep things subtle around the noodle shop gang, but Wukong slips up occasionally.

When Nezha first appears at the shop pre-reveal looking like a grungy teenage demon with snake features (he's associated with them in the mythos) and SWK welcomes him warmly - Pigsy and Tang just assume the kid is relative that the monkey couple trusted enough to know where they are. Soon Nezha starts to get used to being treated like An Actual Child by adults who care about him and his mature facade starts to break down. The noodle shop gang think its more that the kid has a rough home life and needs a safe place to hang out. So whats the harm in letting the little guy stay too?

After the two monkey's are revealled as the Monkey King and the Six Eared Macaque however? Many questions are asked.

Pigsy: *turns to look at "Nez"* Nezha: "..." Pigsy: "Let me guess... Lotus Prince right?" Nezha: "Yeah." Pigsy: "You gonna turn back into your real form or...?" Nezha, looking a bit bashful: "What if I told you the snake-y and gross teenage stuff was my real form?" Tang: "Oh my gosh... you need acne cream." Pigsy: "TANG!" Tang: "I'm just saying! Human puberty is bad enough! Imagine being immortal with it! He needs to keep moisturized!" Pigsy: "Well, atleast he's been eating decently since he's been here... could use more protein though." Sandy: "And plenty of rest! You can't burn the candle at both ends! Even if it's infinite!" Nezha: *is honestly touched* (Ｔ▽Ｔ)

But yeah the gang do get confused at times when the monkeys bring up random names in history/mythology they know. Like "Cooking with Chang'e" airs one night, and Macaque randomly mentions:

Macaque: "Huh, she's on tv? She used to be really nervous with public speaking when we were little." Pigsy, shellshocked: "How do you know that!?" Macaque: "She's my sister, duh. I was born from a moon rock. She helped raise me until I moved to Flower Fruit Mountain to be with other Monkey demons." Pigsy: *incomprehensible spluttering* Tang: "Does she actually like mooncakes, or is that more a commercial thing?" Macaque: "She likes them, but her favorite kind has osmanthus in it." Pigsy & Tang: *aggressively takes notes for different reasons*

After a while it gets more annoying than amazing. Especially since Pigsy was already unimpressed with any immortal who wasn't Chang'e.

Erlang: "I require an audience with Sun Wukong." Pigsy, not even looking up from the stove: "He's on break." Erlang: "I assume you did not hear me correctly. I require an immediate audience with Sun Wukong." Pigsy: "And I told you: HE'S ON BREAK! Now you wait, buy something, or scram!" Erlang, stunned: "......lamb noodles please." *Wukong returns from break to see Erlang feeding his dog bits of lamb.* Erlang: "Wukong, you must understand that my visit is not one of pleasure. I have tasked myself to inquire about the status of your mission regarding The Egg." Wukong: "No egg here! Except for whats in the fridge. Hehehe." *dad joke* Erlang, glaring with all three eyes: "Hmm..." Wukong: *sweating nervously* Erlang: "...ok. I can see that you're truthful in that there is no Cosmic Egg present in this facility. Why you busy yourself in these mortals matters is beyond me. But be warned simian..." Wukong: "What?" Erlang: "We should spar more often, bro. Me and the Plum Hill boys starting to miss you on the training grounds. Plus you're starting to look fluffier." *Erlang and his dog leaves* Wukong: "Phew! Glad I got rid of him!" Macaque, returns from getting cheese tea, visibly pregnant: "What that jerk want?" Wukong: "Old work stuff." Macaque: "He's lucky I'm incapacitated, or I would have neutered him to match his hound." Wukong: "I know you would." Tang: *trying desperately not to explode cus was that just Erlang Shen?!*

Sandy is a lot more chill. That person he just talked to was a god? That's cool! Hope he's made a new friend today! Accidentally befriends a bunch of them just by being a cool dude. The dragon kingdoms think he's a great ambassador.

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snugglylime · 2 years

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Steddissy Headcanons

The brainrot is REAL with these three so have some (mostly) fluffy HCs (ft. bi panic Steve & feral girlboss Chrissy)

Before she gets to know him, Chrissy is really cautious and closed-off around Steve. She assumes he's just another horny popular guy like Jason, but then he tries to flirt with her and fails MISERABLY and she's instantly endeared

The more time she spends with Steve the more she admires him for how much he's grown as a person and how protective he is over the kids, even if he's always a lil grump about it

After having her expectations blown out of the water twice (first by Eddie, then by Steve), she realizes that she doesn't have to conform to people's expectations of her and she finally works up the courage to break-up with Jason

Eddie is a MASSIVE flirt. Chrissy loves it because it relaxes her and makes her feel all warm and fuzzy. But then there's Steve, who's just flustered as hell and can't form a coherent response if his life depends on it. Naturally, Chrissy picks up on this and joins in

Eddie and Chrissy love playfully tormenting Steve and showering him in totally innocent compliments >:)

While in the Upside Down, Chrissy is the most level-headed of the three of them. While Steve and Eddie are freaking tf out, Chrissy will just. Grab Steve's bat and start swinging

Girlie is sick of feeling powerless and squishing demo-bats is free therapy

Sometimes, if Chrissy is super stressed, Steve gives her the bat and drives her out to a remote location to wreck shit. She's really tentative with it at first, but gets really giddy when realizes she can just let loose

Eddie comes with sometimes, and brings his whole set-up, just so he can rock out in the woods and serenade some squirrels like a champ

Chrissy likes to leave little braids in Steve's hair where he can't see them, so sometimes when he starts his pretty boy grooming he'll find one and get all upset cus like. ANOTHER ONE??? His poor bad-boy image cannot thrive in this environment

Secretly he loves it tho and he almost never takes them out. Dustin gives him endless shit for it

Steve is the only one that can cook. He tries to teach Eddie, but that boy doesn't know what paprika is. Chrissy doesn't like to be around food while it's cooking, so meal-prep becomes a Steddie thing

They all create a list of 'safe foods' to help with Chrissy's eating disorder. Steve also tries to make things as nutritious as possible since she doesn't eat as much as they do. Eddie whines whenever something green shows up on his plate T-T which is often

Eddie likes to bounce his campaign ideas off of Chrissy and Steve. Steve is a dork and suggests the most random, nonsensical stuff cus he doesn't understand D&D in the slightest. Chrissy is a lil demon and suggests the most demented shit imaginable. She gets all pouty when Eddie tells her that no, the goblins can't have chainsaws for arms (he adds their stuff in anyway, and the Hellfire Club can always tell when he does)

Speaking of D&D, Chrissy is SO into Eddie's campaigns. Sometimes she'll dress up and surprise the Hellfire Club. Mike adores her, even if he and the rest of the kids were weary of her at first because she's the Queen of Hawkins High and popular girls are intimidating asf

Chrissy likes to jump on Steve's back when he's not paying attention and refuses to let go until he gives her a piggyback ride

It's all-out war in the mornings between Steve and Chrissy cus they both wanna wear Eddie's vest (Eddie never really gets a say in this, poor lad)

Chrissy has a habit of covering her mouth if she smiles too wide thanks to her mom's comments. Eddie immediately picks up on this and always showers her in praise and kisses to make her feel more comfortable

Woe betides the person who looks sad when Eddie's around because he WILL start tickling them

Chrissy loves wearing Steve and Eddie's clothes, which are super loose and baggy on her. She's not used to comfy clothes, so she takes every opportunity to wear them

They all have a system so that Steve can communicate when he's comfortable with a lil fruity activity while in public. He's still a baby bi and it's the 80s :(

Chrissy immediately takes a liking to Eleven when she meets her. She's just like. Who is this GNC feral child? and SHE HAS POWERS??? Adopted.

But really, Chrissy knows how easy it is to repress yourself in the face of other people's standards, so she takes every opportunity to encourage El to be her funky little self (Eleven was initially kinda scared of Chrissy because popular girls = Angela, but Chrissy is so nice that El warms up to her quickly)

Steve hogs the bed. Like. He just sprawls out, hoards the blankets, and will choke off your air supply with cuddles if you're not careful. When he lays on Eddie, it's a genuine struggle to get him off

Since beds aren't really meant for three people, Eddie becomes the designated pillow

Steve and Chrissy are woefully uncultured in terms of movies, so Eddie recruits Robin for regular Steddissy and Ronance movie nights hehe

Might make a Pt. 2 if I'm feelin snazzy <3

#feelin soft #steve harrington #eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #robin buckley #steddissy #steddie #eddissy #hellcheer #steve x chrissy x eddie #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #i have so many ideas for this dhjewrgfwejhgfweakj #chrissy lives au is so real

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has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong · 1 year

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I imagine some of the servants like Cu, Robin and Mori (idk why I just think Mori can hunt and he does hunt bears often) would bring back their catches to A. To show off and B. To share food with master and ya know the way to master's heart is through her stomach. Got any hcs based on this??

Hello anon, thank you very much for the request. Usually I don't allow requests with four characters, but as this is my final batch (possibly forever), I will make an exception for this!!!!

Also sorry, but I am going to have to change your request a little bit to 'eating together with master' just because I think it would be even more fun to take various possible approaches to this. Like what if one guy does it as part of a date, the other one does it whilst you're farming together, and another just hands you the food to show off his killing prowess?

Note: Fem! master, hunting/ killing wild animals, cooking wild animals, the outdoors.

Lancer Cu, Robin Hood and Mori Nagayoshi Eating Together with Master (Fem! Master)

Lancer Cu

✩ From hunting ferocious animals such as wild boar, to being a seasoned fisherman; Cu takes great pride in his hunting abilities.

✩ Enjoying a lengthy forest hike under an endless canopy of verdant trees, the two of you bask within the natural scenery; as you make headway through vast lengths of grass, passing many interesting and wonderful creatures along the way. The two of you liked to go on outings such as these at times, enjoying spending time with one another.

✩ The conversation eventually takes a natural turn towards the topic of food and hunger- your stomach rumbling as you talk passionately about the foods you enjoy. Your haul of shared snacks was starting to run extremely thin, and you were hungry as hell! Finding that to be pretty cute, he laughs.

✩ Chipping in with a few legendary tales of his own, the two of you engage within some lighthearted banter on what you could possibly eat today (especially within a forest as isolated and remote as the one you were currently traipsing through). For Lancer though, this made for the perfect timing to pull out yet another special 'trick' of his...

✩ "Heh, you really seem to appreciate some good food, huh? How about I treat you to a good catch as thanks for today! Ever tried boar before?" As you shake your head to signal a 'no', Lancer's eyes twinkle with joy. If that was the case, then you'd be in for a real treat tonight.

✩ Whether it's a stroke of bad or good luck is anybody's guess, but the two of you had the misfortune of encountering one of the deadliest Demonic Boars known to man, miasma pooling from its tusks as it angrily barrels towards you. Though you feel scared, to Cu; such a challenge is exactly within his element!

✩ Swiftly scooping you out of harm's way, he delves head-first into his battle frenzy, as him and the boar have a rather heated showdown.

✩ However, one thing is certain. Though he could've likely ended the battle pretty quickly if he tried, thanks to him wishing to show off to you the sheer extent of his skills as a spearman; be prepared for bouts of spear-twirling, elegant leaps and dashing attacks that transform the battle almost into a beautiful dance.

✩ Feeling your eyes watching every moment of this exchange, Lancer's heart sings with joy. He hopes that you're enjoying this just as much as he is (and if it gets you excited, then all the better).

✩ Eventually, he FINALLY kills the boar; his tightly-fitted spandex figure overshadowed by the humongous creature that he hauls over his shoulders; clearly proud of his catch. When you praise him for the exciting show, he beams from ear-to-ear with bliss.

✩ Once you finally find a safe clearing for the day, as the two of you kindle a warm fire; the stars shimmer brightly within the night sky as you roast massive chunks of boar meat together under the fire.

✩ Was the meat delicious? Well...that may be up for debate. But one thing is for certain- it was made with a lot of care.

Robin Hood

🍃 Nature is like a second home to Robin Hood. It's where he made a living, met many great allies and had a good time. So when you asked for his help with farming materials for ascension as well as collecting supplies for the canteen, Robin was pleased that you'd look to him for assistance!

🍃 What starts off as a rather casual bout of farming becomes a guide to foraging, as Robin Hood guides you through what plants have medicinal qualities, as well as the herbs he'd recommend for you to stock the kitchen with.

🍃 Though he initially planned to only fulfil his duties and leave, your curiosity and rampant interest in nature inadvertently brought out his more talkative side. (Though he's not quite chuffed by this at first, he's secretly having a very good time!)

🍃 Time passes as if it's a blur, your stomach signaling that it's finally time to eat. As you blush slightly at the powerful gurgling of your ravenous belly, Robin smirks slightly as he cracks a small joke. "Haha, I almost mistook that rumbling as a sign of an enemy threat! Say, master. I'll get some grub for us. That's one of my duties as a Servant, after all!"

🍃 Well the two are you are in luck, for the abominable chicken foes that have become a staple of many FGO events are populating this area (though it shouldn't be geographically possible). As soon as he sees them far away in the distance- he certainly has a keen sense of sight- Robin shoots you the peace sign as he conceals his physical form.

It's time for the hunt!

🍃 And with that, he's off! Like a master of natural terrain, Robin Hood glides throughout the trees, an invisible shadow swiftly creeping behind unsuspecting chicken foes, and striking them solidly in the vitals with his nifty crossbow . Rather than taking them head-on, Robin tackles his foes from the sidelines. Instead of making a spectacle of his skills, Robin Hood is slightly more low-key focusing more on how he can be of use instead.

🍃 By the time he's back, he has a massive haul of chicken carcasses. As you compliment him for his impressive skills, Robin hood awkwardly scratches his face, blushing slightly from your praise. It certainly did feel good for him to have such value in your eyes, even if it would be somewhat of a struggle for him to admit that aloud.

🍃 But there was one glaring issue... Robin's arrows contained poison. Which meant that poison would be in the chicken carcasses as well, right? As you brought that up to a bemused Robin, his own eyes widened a little at how much you remembered about how his weaponry works. However, he reassures you that things will be okay, he has a few strategies up his sleeve to drain the poison out so that neither of you would be affected- only then for him to also recall your anti-poison stat as well.

🍃 Finding this to be rather funny, his grin widens. It seemed like the two of you had grown to know each other pretty well... a warm feeling seeps through his chest at that. He's so glad that he could meet a master as loyal as you, who had a genuine interest in people like him.

🍃 As you help him with the preparations and feast over some chicken over a fire grill together, the two of you continue talking about everything and nothing all at once, conversation flowing freely through the cerulean skies.

Mori Nagayoshi

☼ Mori Nagayoshi loves the thrill of the kill. Whether it's a strong opponent or a ferocious beast, he finds great pleasure in taking down his foes; relishing in the bloodshed and glory. However, now that he's working in your service, Mori has discovered something else...he also loves it when you praise him for such efforts.

☼ Wondering how he can repay you for your continued support of him as a vassal, he decides to showcase his very best to you, by going on his lonesome to catch a tremendous beast- one like no other...

☼ "Oi, Master! This is good timing, I've finally found ya. Check this out!!!" Beaming from ear to ear like a cheerful angel of death; blood marring his entire body, as his dangerously sharp teeth glint with glee; Mori Nagayoshi knocks upon your door one evening. "I hope you'll be excited, 'cause I've got the greatest offering for you yet! Hehe."

☼ As you greet him, unsurprised by his heavily soiled form; your eyes widen to saucers as you regard the absolutely enormous... bear? Beast? Monster(?) that was sprawled out against the once clinically clean metallic flooring of the Chaldea Halls. Looking back and forth between the floor and Mori's bloodied form, he rocks on his feet with anticipation at how you were going to thank him for his kill.

☼ You compliment him on his strength on destroying such a gigantic creature (which fills him with such an exquisite sense of joy), however you question him as to what is meant to happen next. "Eh...I ain't sure myself...didn't quite think that far. But trust me, bear meat is fucking great!"

☼ And just like that, an "aha!" moment of inspiration strikes between you both. Seeing as you were hungry and hadn't eaten dinner yet, how about making some bear? Mori finds the prospect exciting, glad to share his tips on skinning and cooking the meat. "Thanks, master. I'm looking forward to cooking with you."

☼ Despite the stench and terrifying figure of blood- encrusted form, you are so overcome with happiness that you leap right into a hug, which he returns tenfold; twirling you in the air. The cheer is palpable between you both, as he finally lets you go to clean himself up a bit.

☼ Thus, for the remainder of the night, both of you prepare a bloody feast, the warm bear stew soothing both your insides. Though it's been a chaotic interlude, you were glad to be spending such a great time by Mori's side.

☼ As for Mori himself, an unspeakably mellow feeling reigns within his heart, sentimentality gripping his chest. To not flee in fear at the sight of such an unusual gift, and to accept his unique form of affection so wholeheartedly... Mori was unsure on how to express such gratitude.

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Some Resident Evil Headcanons

What they listen to while working on a project: Heisenberg- definitely Rob Zombie and Will Wood. Chris- Lemon Demon (but I've mentioned that before) and Arctic Monkeys. Ethan- 100% listens to just about anything but prefers The Scary Jokes and Glass Animals. Alcina- In This Moment and Alina Pash. Donna- Girl in Red and Abbey Glover. Moreau- Jack Stauber and Talley Hall. Angie- Paramour and My Chemical Romance. Daniella- Rammstein and Yungblud. Cassandra- Nascar Aloe and Mother Mother. Bela- Cavetown and I Don't Know How But They Found Me. Sturm: Steam Powered Giraffe and Creep-P The Duke- Poor Man's Poison and IC3PEAK Claire- Kiki Rockwell and Amanda Palmer Leon- Hozier and Sub Urban Mia- some weird obscure shit no one's heard of Rose- She a baby

Favorite foods: Heisenberg- Really likes sweets, a huge sweet tooth, his favorite however is Ethan's chocolate-caramel cheesecake. Chris- Chipotle Chicken Enchilada Bake, specifically made by Claire but he'll never tell her that. Ethan- Pizza Lasagna Alcina- Mămăligă Donna- Seafood Paella Moreau- Other than cheeses, he adores a wide number of delicacies Angie- Has no need for food and can't eat Daniella- Gogoși or Papanași Cassandra- Tochitură Moldovenească Bela- Ciorbă de fasole cu afumătură Sturm- Has no need for food and can't eat The Duke- No one knows, does he even eat?? Claire- Chicken Cacciatora Leon- Gas Station Tornados…. Mia- Lime Jello With Pineapple Rose- Strawberry Banana Baby Food

Favorite drinks: Heisenberg- Grape Kool-Aid (Why? Idk…) Chris- Cranberry Ginger Ale Ethan- Sour Cherry Soda Alcina- Blueberry Acai Berry Rooibos Tea Donna- Lavender and Rosehip Tea With a Little Honey Moreau- Guava Nectar Angie- Has no need for drinks and can't drink Daniella- Pomegranate and Mangosteen Flavored Aloe Cassandra- Belgian Mint Tea Bela- Blood Orange Tea Sturm- Has no need for drinks and can't drink The Duke- No one knows Claire- Brown Sugar Boba Milk Tea Leon- Pina Colada Slushies Mia- Cucumber-Lemon Water Rose- Milk?

A cute quirk: Heisenberg- Talks with his hands and always keeps candy in his pockets to eat throughout the day Chris- Holds forks with his whole ass fist Ethan- Plays with his mouth when concentrating and sprouts mushrooms when embarrassed or flustered. Alcina- Enunciates words as well as she can Donna- Drinks tea very often and has a habit of refusing to eat in front of strangers Moreau- Has a nose-twitch facial tic and he snorts when he laughs Angie- Fiercely loyal, hates being alone Daniella- Has a very bouncy way of walking and hums along to songs Cassandra- Picks at her nail polish and bites her nails Bela- Rocks back and forth when standing idly The Duke- Has a very distinctive loud laugh, like big, genuine, belly laughs that you always know it's him Claire- Twirls pens between her fingers when bored, thinking, etc. Leon- Tilts his head like a dog when confused Mia- Makes little humming noises when thinking Rose- She baby so whatever babies do… Jk, squeals when she yawns

A not-so-cute quirk: Heisenberg- Frequently avoids eye contact as it makes him nervous Chris- Is mildly obsessive over the neatness of his appearance Ethan- Walks too fast Alcina- INTENSE eye contact, gets right up in people's space when talking Donna- Sits so still and quiet that people often forget her and she scares them Moreau- Cries and whines a lot Angie- Has to be near someone at ALL times, like, right up on them Daniella- Walks too quietly and thus accidentally sneaks up on people Cassandra- Can't shut up, doesn't like total silence Bela- Never directly states what she wants, instead hints around to it The Duke- Always in everyone's business Claire- Talks a bit too fast a lot of the time and then has to repeat herself Leon- Eats in bed and while driving, making a bit of a mess while doing so Mia- ALWAYS has to have the last word Rose- Her temper tantrums are… dangerous...

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