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Wylan: I'm having problems with a guy...
Kaz: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?
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Jesper: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.
Kaz: Jesper, no.
Inej: Mistlefoe.
Kaz: Inej, please stop encouraging this.
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Kaz: What’s wrong with you?
Wylan: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self esteem, a lack of parental attention and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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The Crows as things my brother and I have said 3/?
*At the Crow Club Nina with a huge waffle stack in front of her, Jesper on the other side of the bar looking for a bottle*
Jesper: I think I just figured out why our friendship works
Nina: Mhmmmhph?
Jesper: When I'm in crisis mode you're fine and when I'm fine you're in crisis mode sooo there's always someone calm enough to help the other one deal with stuff.
Nina: Hmph- I mean sure but it's usually Inej the one calm enough to fix our messes
Jesper: And I'll drink to that
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possible crooked kingdom spoilers ahead
when they cut out the eye of the man who hurt you & throw them in the sea, pay off your indenture, buy you a ship to fulfill your dreams, and reunite you with your family>>
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Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3
Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself
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me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is
kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-
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#pt. 1/???#six of crows#shadow and bone#wylan van eck#crooked kingdom#sab s2#shadow and bone season 2#sab#wylan hendriks#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#nina zenik#matthias helvar#six of crows incorrect quotes#incorrect six of crows#helnik#wesper#kanej#pekka rollins#watch your back
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Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.
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Someone who didn’t realise I was in earshot: I hate Matthias and I think his redemption arc was stupid because he was evil and he should never have been with Nina because he was prejudiced towards her
Me, pulling a portable projector from my bag and ushering everyone in the vicinity into chairs that just materialised from nowhere as I start handing round a syllabus and producing a binder full of notes: Well, actually -
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Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place
[two years earlier]
Kaz: fuck this house
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Kaz: Hey, what's for lunch?
Nina: Oh, I already ate
Kaz: Without me?
Nina: Well, I was hungry. Did you want me to get you anything? What do you want?
Kaz: Loyalty
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wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?
kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.
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Nina, sleep over voice: Are you awake
Inej, sleep over reply voice: Yeah
Kuwei, regrettable sleep over invitee voice: You guys SHH
Wylan, confused sleep over voice: What is the meaning of life
Matthias, annoyed sleep over voice: Dude shut up
Jesper, sleep over host voice: You guys be quiet my dads going to hear us
Kaz, unknown sleep over voice: You kids want to buy some drugs
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Kaz: checkmate
Wylan: what- we're playing monopoly???
Kaz: when you can't beat the odds, change the game
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Pekka Rollins: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game
Ten-year-old Kaz, nodding: Knife monopoly
Pekka Rollins:
Pekka Rolkins: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is
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