Pulling out a blowtorch fr

Me pretending my Etsy recommendations have nothing to do with me:

me: okay since nobody needs me for anything I'm going to go do my own thing now

also me: *a millisecond into crafting*

someone, from the woodwork: hey I need you for something

A cursory survey of things which Tumblr assures us are the Devil speaking suggests that the Devil has an inordinate fondness for crochet artists.

I feel like, we as a society, don't talk enough about people messing up needle felting.

And of course he fucking loved it 😭🖤💜

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so listen. we all know that if they ever made a tlt show it would be bad pretty much no matter what. so my pitch is let’s just give the project to steven moffat and see what he does with it. by the time he’s done we’ll have a show called “john” all about how tragically and manlily sad jod is and how you know what maybe imperialism is ok sometimes. tamsyn gets buckets of cash, some white guys get acting roles that they’ll regret the rest of their career, and i get a new hbomberguy video essay to rewatch every six months or so. someone call the fucking bbc ive solved this.

It came to me in a vision.

The army is growing

Everyone pointing at the frog knight Jon is playing.

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