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tunafruitt · 3 months

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Reverse! Isekai/SAGAU || Warnings: fluff, some crack :3, gender neutral reader

[ Reverse Isekai with the genshin boys !! A day out for the first time since they were somehow transported into your world… ] [word count: 1.9k]

Character(s): NEUVILLETTE, WRIOTHESLEY, ITTO, KAEYA, DILUC, CHILDE, KAVEH, XIAO, AL HAITHAM

“Your Grace, with all due respect… THIS ISN’T FAIR AT ALL!”

“I understand what you’re saying Venti but I can’t bring all 20-something of you outside… 8 people is already too much! An average friend group has around 3-4 people and I’m bringing double that! I promise I’ll take the rest of you out some other day.”

Hearing consecutive sighs of disappointment, you turn to look at the rest of the men. They were visibly upset. It’s not that you DON’T want to bring them all outside! Really! It’s just that some… or, most, of them have features that would stand out in a public setting. Take Gorou and Tighnari for example! Their ears could maybe be hidden for some minutes at a time using a hood or beanie, but what about their tails? Not to mention ITTO. He literally has the most red, obvious horns.

You did your best to make them look somewhat normal. Kaveh and Wanderer could pass as a normal citizen if you removed some accessories, but characters like Diluc and Neuvillette couldn’t. So it was up to you to dress them up! Yayyy!!!

No. This was NOT an easy job. Diluc’s bright red hair couldn’t be hidden no matter how hard you tried. Neuvillette’s long hair could maybe pass as normal... maybe. His horns though? I guess you’ll have to go with the “Oh! Why are they dressed like that? Well you see, my friends just left a cosplay convention a while ago. They look cool right? Yeah.” Excuse.

You gave them what you had left in your closet. What did fit them were sweats, loose pants, pajamas and some old shirts. It was odd not seeing them in their usual complex and pretty outfits. The buffer and more muscular characters looked (not surprisingly) attractive in your shirts… they were tight just around the right spots. They noticed your eyes in their direction with your face ever so slightly flushed, but decided to not say anything about it. ( THEY KNOW.)

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With the boys dressed up and ready, it was finally time to head out! The people you brought with you were: Neuvillette, Wriothesley, Kaeya, Diluc, Childe, Kaveh, Xiao and Al Haitham.

Xiao insisted on being the one to “protect you”. Denying his request felt awkward for some reason…

Kaveh had been interested in the simple and strangely large buildings cramped next to each other. You wouldn’t be so mean to deny his request to go see some of them in person right?

Al Haitham was interested about your world and wanted to learn more about it, maybe he’d find some books that weren’t all fiction and romance.

You’d feel bad if you only brought one Ragnvindr brother.. so you brought both. You also didn’t want to hear Kaeya bickering with Diluc about him going out on a “date” (it wasn’t.) with the Creator.

Neuvillette and Wriothesley look a bit intimidating so maybe they’d scare people off. Who would’ve known you’d have two scary looking men protecting and looking after you?

And Childe….. well he’s Childe. He was stuck to your hip.

You didn’t really know where to go.. The park? A restaurant? A supermarket? All of these options were a bit difficult since they’re usually filled with people. Of course, no matter where you go there’s likely to be people, but it’d be easier to not have to be completely and utterly aware of every stranger around you in fear that they might find out who the men you brought with you actually are. Your only option was to ask them if they had an idea or if they wanted to visit an area.

“Oh! Can we go to one of those food places you’ve talked about before? What is it called.. uh.. curly… curly fries..?”

“Jack in the Box. The name is Jack in the Box, Childe.” Wriothesley remembers every little thing you talked to yourself about when the only way they were able to feel you was through a screen. All of them would listen to you talk about a movie you watched, something funny that happened, or gossip that was spreading around your school or workplace. Anything.

You let out a small chuckle at their conversation. Their recommendation isn’t bad you think. All they’ve been eating is whatever you had back at home, since ordering takeout for more than 20 people would be wayyyyy too expensive.

So a fast food restaurant it is!

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The walk there was…. tedious. Childe was trying his best to not wander off, he really was! But there was so many new things he’d never seen before, so it’s not his fault. Neuvillette was probably the calmest out of everyone. He was right by your side following your lead. Maybe holding onto your arm once or twice.. on accident! (it wasn’t) Xiao was observing his surroundings a little too hard.. yeah this is all new to him, but I guess he was serious about protecting you. Though you didn’t really need it with 7 tall men around you.

“Mortals… The need for human interaction is what makes them weak.”

Diluc and Kaeya would not SHUT UP. If you passed by a bar, Kaeya would ask if he could go in, just for a second! He just wants to see how different they are from the ones in Mondstadt, really. Diluc would follow up with “You’re no better than that… that drunkard Venti.”

Kaveh would stop mid-street to look at the buildings...

“These buildings are so… long. How do they hold up so much weight? It’s impressive! What would they need so many floors for though… Why is there a man’s face as the logo in that restaurant? Oh! He’s glowing?”

“If you get ran over by one of those vehicles it’ll be your fault.”

“Huh? Al Haitham! YOUR GRACE! Wait for me!”

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The next problem was choosing what to eat. Ordering food for 8 people, not including yourself, was expensive. You knew that! But you didn’t mentally prepare for the bill.

“Oh god…”

“Your Grace? Is something wrong?”

“It’s nothing you need to worry about. Eat up! We can go somewhere else after this if you want.”

You had realized that a woman had passed by your table countless times. She was very obviously staring at the men, looking almost flustered? Oh, she must think they’re attractive.

……

SHE THINKS THEYRE ATTRACTIVE??!

Okay. Thats okay. As long as she doesn’t ask for their numb—

“Uh-uhm.. excuse me, sir. Can I have your number? Or.. just Instagram is fine too.” She was staring directly at Wriothesley. You should’ve known letting him go out in a tight shirt and loose pants would’ve attracted more people.

“Uhh.. Pardon me, ma’am. Number…? As in… prisoner number..?” The Duke had an obvious confused and conflicted look on his face.

“Huh?”

“Aha.. ha… forgive him. He’s taken! So he can’t give out his number to just anyone.”

“Oh.. S-sorry. Forgive me I’ll just— I’ll get going.“ She was very obviously embarrassed over this whole ordeal.

“What did she mean by number, your grace?”

“Don’t… don’t worry about it…”

The group of men began to eat. (Neuvillette ordered a cup of iced water and Xiao didn’t eat anything.)

“Your Grace, there’s some food on the corner of your mouth.. Here. Let me help.” As Kaeya was about to reach his hand and wipe off the food with his thumb, there was thud on the window next to your table. Huh? It’s Itto.

It’s Itto?

“WHAT THE HELL. HOW DID HE GET HERE!?” You whispered screamed as turned to Itto. Did he follow you here? Was he here this whole time????

Through the glass Itto was saying something. His voice was muffled but you could make some things out.

“Your Grace! Don’t let this… this BUFFOON touch you! I, Arataki Itto will volunteer instead!”

You let out a loud sigh. You had to go get him… imagine seeing a tall, buff man with white hair and what looks like horns with a black hoodie up against a restaurants window…

Yeah that looks weird from an outsiders view.

You signal to the rest of the men to follow you out. When you got outside you wanted to tell Itto to never do something like that again… but he looked so sad, almost like a kicked puppy.

“Sorry Your Grace… I just wanted to accompany you! I might have gotten a teenyyy tinyyyy bit distracted on the way. You never told me there was so many cool lookin’ beetles in your world! There was one that that was very small and red with black spots, probably not useful for beetle fighting though. And I also saw some… uh.. not to disrespect anyone but there was a really weird lookin’ dog..”

SIGHHHHHH. You started to wonder what would have happened if he really had gotten lost, or what if someone recognized him? The thought of losing one of the men scared you. Would you be to blame if one of them never made it back to Teyvat?

“Itto… I love you and everything, but never do something like this again. What if we never found you? What would have happened then? I think we should head back home..”

Itto was on the verge of tears. He’s had more beans thrown at him than he could count, but nothing ever hurt as much as this.

It took Itto a while to process that you had also said you loved him.

“M’ bad Your Grace.. I won’t follow you next time… but, I love you too Your Grace!!”

The men turned to him SO FAST?? Xiao was about to take his spear out, Al Haitham looked DISGUSTED. Kaveh and Childe’s jaws were wide OPEN.

“DUDE YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT!”

“Childe’s right, we all love Our Grace, not just you.” Diluc only said this because he wanted to be the one to say “I love you”, but you didn’t need to know that. If it was for anything else he would never agree with a harbinger.

“That doesn’t even make sense! Why can’t I love and appreciate our beloved Creator? You guys are all just mad that I, the Number One Oni, Arataki Itto, am Your Grace’s FAVORITE.”

“WHAT? NO! Your Grace is that true?”

How many sighs have you let out today? This must be a full time job because you just let out another sigh.

“No, it’s not. I love all of you equally! Don’t start any problems with each other in public, please… We should be heading home anyways. Look at the sky, the sun will set soon.”

Almost in synch, the men respond “Yes, Your Grace!”

Seeing them like this made you feel all happy and giddy… It was nice seeing them together with you in the picture. You smiled at them and they just stared. They waited for you to turn around before looking at each other almost competitively. It was clear that each and every one of them wanted you for themselves in some way.

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It was finally time to head home!!! After one long and exhausting day, you finally made it back.

The rest of the men were waiting patiently for you (Venti, Wanderer, Lyney and Heizou had to be held back by Albedo, Dainsleif and Pierro.)

“*SNIFF* AUGH.. YOUR GRACE! *SNIFF* WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!”

“Hi, Venti… I missed you all too..” Venti’s arms were wrapped tightly around you, while he cried onto your shoulder.

“Your Grace, you’re here!” Thoma looked.. tired. Just what happened while you were gone? You decided to ask just incase.

“Hi Thoma, and everyone else. Did anything happen while me and the others were gone?” You had a gut feeling that something happened… they were unusually quiet… too quiet.

“A fight broke out between The Puppet and Cyno.”

“WHAT??”

AAAAAHHHHHHH thank you so much for 200 notes on my last fic omg y’all got me giggling to myself and spinning in my bed stop.. First long fic!!1!1! I plan on making little comic based off of the “The Creator has a.. LOVER?!” fic with the Zhongli and Venti scene with reader!! Yayyy! I Hope u guys enjoy this AUGH it makes me so happy to see people liking my noob writing thats really just me writing my thought and daydreams ilyily

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another-lost-mc · 9 months

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I'd totally make the brothers wear pink dresses to the barbie movie. Or fluffy skirts, whichever one they want lol

There is fanart inspired by these little headcanons! You can check them out on @/divinity-infinity's page here!

"You'll 'make me,' will you?" Good luck trying to get Lucifer to wear a pink dress or skirt if he's not in the mood, especially if the entire group is going. However, he will opt to wear a pale pink button-down shirt and cream-coloured linen slacks instead because he doesn’t want to disappoint you too much.

Mammon will stammer that he already bought an outfit that looks like something Ken wears in the trailer. “Not that I was countin’ on ya dressin’ up like Barbie with me, but you might as well, right?”

Levi already has his cosplay hanging in his closet, complete with a blonde wig. He bought them as soon as you showed him the trailer (and he bought the presale tickets). If you don’t have something to wear already, he just happened to pick up a matching outfit for you too.

Satan follows Lucifer’s approach, but he opts for a bright pink shirt because he’s not a coward like his brother is.

Asmo has his outfit already too, but unlike Levi’s, his is a sophisticated pink dress complete with very expensive jewelry, hair accessories, and heels. (He also volunteered to paint everyone’s nails pink a day or two before the movie, and most of them agreed.)

Beel wears a hot pink muscle shirt that he pairs with white shorts. He also finds a pair of white and pink sneakers from the back of his closet that look practically brand new. That’s probably the best you can hope for.

Belphie yawns and says he’ll wear whatever you pick out for him. He didn’t think you’d hand him a puffy pink skirt and a white crop top, but he puts them on without much fussing. He doesn’t want to disappoint you (and skirts are nice for easy access later).

Diavolo buys a hot pink suit with Asmo’s help, and he managed to hide it from Barbatos until the day of the movie.

Barbatos scolds his young master for his foolishness, even though he pretends he didn’t make himself a new pink changshan and robe to wear for the occasion.

Simeon and Luke are dressed like Ken and Barbie—Luke looks completely adorable in his pink hat and shorts, and he even has a little pink bow tie. The crowd at the movie can't stop gushing over how cute he is, but he's too excited to notice.

Solomon shows up in a sheer pink top and skinny jeans. You’re positive that Asmo helped him pick it out.

Obey Me! Masterlist | Related reading:

When They Go to the Movies [ fluffy headcanons ] When Movies Make Them Cry [ hurt/comfort/fluffy headcanons ]

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important-question-anon · 2 months

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here's this ask in a post bcs tumblr's dumbass couldnt process it in the ask

i'll do you one better, I'll do one for all the blogs i can remember

@totally-bing 's kill count is higher than his body count

@the-real-google collects niche items(stamps, trading cards, etc)

@operagxreal is the most pretentious when it comes to taking care of their hair

@incognito-mode-official practices pickup lines in the mirror

@definitely-wikipedia has picnics with it's human friend

@duothelingo 's favorite drink is most likely anything that orange(okay maybe im projecting here)

@subway-offical is a beast when it comes to making s'mores

@firehouse-subs-fr likes beetles and such

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo is actually a world-class chef

@yes-im-youtube-kids holds a lemonade stand every summer without fail

@mcgeese is a fencing master

@definitely-spirit-halloween celebrates halloween in the middle of may

@official-dairy-queen loves to write in his spare time

@officialtinder always smells like passionfruit

@the-real-honda likes to pull up to the local fast food place and flex on all the poor people

@im-pandora-i-promise dries and presses flowers

@im-the-real-roblox-i-swear has probably 2,000 hours on roblox

@hot-topic-unofficial and @claires-unofficial play wobbledogs together

@official-fedex and @totally-ikea make little robot inventions together. in fact, they made subway's little robot buddies!

@bingle-official is learning French

@big-mayo-official has a collection of mayo jars hidden in a closet

@the-true-internet-explorer and @microsoft-edge-official (i think thats the right one) are two old best friends who reminisce of their younger days

@yandex-search-fr travels back home to russia and brings back treats for the rest of the mansion monthly

@nasa-real and @barnes-and-noble-official map the stars together

@real-sephora has cooties

@realsafari cosplays in his free time

@pizza-hut-official and @pinterest-real exchange photos of their travels

@samsung-music-official and @spotify-official make their own music and send it to each other for feedback

@centers-for-disease-control does chores around the mansion every day to make sure no germs are there. duckduckgo and mcgeese help them out

@definitely-tor-browser-official likes raisin cookies over chocolate chip(based)

@undeniably-chevron and @speedway-official-unofficial are married and have a secret mafia wing in their family

@the-us-navy-offical tried to make sure everyone's sheets were done military style. needless to say it didn't last very long

@shakespeare-official-account and @definitely-canada are best friends

more in part 2 because tumblr cant save my long ass post

#anon-sense

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seniaasaysstuff · 1 month

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nanami loses a bet; cow cosplay🐮! feat nanami

Nanami made a bet with you over who would win the great British bake-off. Whoever lost had to do whatever the other wanted for the weekend. And since he lost, so he was at your mercy.

You were feeling giddy. He was going to be your test subject. Nanami was going to regret making a bet with you. “Baby this is so pointless. I already do whatever you want.” He groaned, throwing his head back in your lap. You chuckled. “Oh, I know you do. But this is special.”

“Okay bring it out. What are you going to torture me with?” Nanami reluctantly spoke with a sigh. He was already regretting his life decisions. “I love you too baby,” You cheekily spoke and pressed a kiss against his lips.

You speed walked out of the room and into your closet. You opened the lower cabinet and smirked. ‘It’s time.’ You thought to yourself. The inconspicuous package that had been sitting in your closet collecting dust for a while, it was finally time to make use of it.

“Nanami baby! Close your eyes,” You ordered Nanami as you were about to enter the room. Nanami rolled his eyes but covered them regardless as he sat on the bed waiting for you. “What is it?” He questioned, already feeling nervous. His face was scrunched up. His facial expressions were a mix of curiosity and apprehension.

He had his hands out, waiting to receive your surprise. You placed the package in his hands and ordered him to open his eyes. Nanami looked over at you and then down to the package with confusion all over his face. “Can I open it?” He asked, a nervous smile on his face. You nodded. “Go on.”

As he opened the package, he gasped in shock. He glanced up at you. “This is a fucking joke right?” “No? It’s not a joke.” You shook your head. He held up a lingerie set of mini cow print bra and panties along with a set of ears and a cute cowbell.

He stared at you with a look of incredulity. “What is wrong with you? You don’t actually expect me to wear this do you?” You giggled. “I do expect you to wear this. Then I’ll do your makeup and make you into my pretty cow.”

He stared at you with a raised eyebrow. “If I do this, you better do whatever I want for the rest of your life.” He shook his head in disbelief. “I can’t fucking believe- you don’t expect me to wear this and that bell do you?” He asked, holding up the headband which had the ears attached.

You managed to hide your smirk. “Well, you lost the bet didn’t you sweetheart? And if you do this for me I’m yours for the entire week.” Nanami groaned dramatically. “You’re killing me here doll.” A moment later he let out a sigh. “You won’t let it go until I put this on, would you?” He said with a resigned shake of his head. “Nope!” You shot him a wide smile.

“Fine. I’ll put this on. Just because I love you okay? And your ass is mine for the week.” He grumbled. You squealed and jumped on top of him, kissing him all over his face. “You’re the best. I love you! I love you!” Nanami blushed, red dusting his cheeks. He grabbed you tightly and kissed you on the lips. “I love you too.” He then got up and walked inside the dressing room.

Five minutes later, Nanami walked out of the dressing room, standing in the doorframe wearing his cow lingerie set. His face was flushed red as his hands were placed over his crotch, attempting to cover himself. His muscular pecs seemed to be bursting out of the bra.

The cow ears headband suited him so much. This was the best financial decision you had made in your entire life, He was always wearing the cow print tie, and now that he was wearing the outfit. It was like a dream come true.

Nanami stared at you with embarrassment. “Are you happy now?” You beamed at him. “You look amazing.” You admired his body so much.

You walked up to him and got your eyeliner out. “Please just let me put this on and your outfit will be complete?” You pleaded with him. Nanami gave in and he reluctantly allowed you to put some liner on his eyes.

You looked at the masterpiece in front of you and sighed. “You look like a very hot Greek god.” A moment later, you noticed something was missing.

“Hey? Where’s your cowbell?” You asked him. Nanami glared at you. “How was it supposed to fit my neck?”

You laughed so hard that tears were streaming down your face. “It was for your cock,” You spoke with a teasing smile. Nanami blinked at you, his dark eyebrows lifting in surprise when you mentioned the cowbell's purpose. He tried to look away, but a small smirk quickly began to play on his lips and he finally surrendered.

Nanami leaned on the doorframe and groaned. “You’re so lucky that I love you.” You snorted. “Yeah yeah. Now pose for me,” You ordered him.

He posed for you in the outfit, knowing deep down that you were enjoying it immensely. “Is this sexy enough for you?” He said with a smirk as he stared at you. You were so turned on by the sight in front of you that you didn’t even notice him walking towards you.

He sat on your lap and wrapped his arms around your neck. “Is my darling turned on?” He whispered, his breath tickling your ear. You shuddered as his hand caressed the back of your neck. His other hand made its way to your chin and tilted it upwards making you look at him.

Nanami’s lips were curved into a smirk as he gazed into your eyes. He leaned closer to you, his lips pressing against yours. “Nanami,” You whispered as you broke away from the kiss. “I need you.”

“You need me?” He smirked and nibbled on your earlobe, his hand slowly moving from your back and down to your hips. He glanced over your body, his expression saying more than words could. He pinned you down on the bed, his body on top of you. “Please kento, I need you,” You pleaded.

Nanami chuckled and kissed you passionately again, his lips pressing against your own. His hand moved under your shirt, moving across your arms and down to your legs. His fingers ghosted over your thighs, slowly making their way to your panties. “Do you really need me?” He spoke against your lips. You pouted. “I need you all the time nanami,” You whispered, a dazed smile on your face as you stared at your boyfriend. “Hm is that so?” He questioned, a smirk curving his lips. His thick fingers parted your folds, his hot breath against your neck. You gasped as he began pumping his fingers in a slow motion.

“Nanami!” You breathlessly called out as his pace increased. As you felt you were reaching your high, he stopped. “Kento-” you whined, at the loss of his fingers. “Kento please-” You begged. Nanami chuckled. “Now now, do you need my dick or do you need my fingers?”

“I’ll take anything! Just put it in me asshole,” You let out a frustrated whine. Nanami laughed. “Okay okay. No need to get angry.” He spoke, lightly smacking your ass.

After stroking his cock, he lined it at your entrance, his bell making a ting noise as he moved his cock up and down in a teasing motion, which made you tremble in slight pleasure.

“Kento enough with the teasing!” You cried out. He smirked and thrust his cock inside you. You let out a loud moan as you felt him in you. Nanami grabbed your hair as a leash as he began to quicken his thrusts. You wrapped your arms around his chest, your nails scratching his back as he roughly slammed into you. His other hand trailed down, his fingers ghosting over your clit. He stroked the sensitive nub with a sense of urgency and began to quicken his thrusts as well. Your body quivered at the rough assault on your body. “More… please more!” You let out a depraved moan. Your body craved his touch. You needed him like you need air.

Nanami grunted, his thrusts were rougher. Your hands clenched the bed covers tightly, your body jerking with ecstasy as you came. Nanami came almost a second later, filling your cunt with his hot sticky seed, and slumped right next to you. “If this is what bets with you will be like, I’d like to bet with you often,” He spoke hoarsely as he looked up at you, sprawled next to him on the bed panting.

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