(crushes the trash in the trash can down as hard as I can because I don't want to take it out) Surely there shall be no consequences for my actions in this life or the next (finally is forced to take the trash out and must carry the heaviest trash bag ever made to the garbage) Oh! Not even Sisyphus suffered as much as I!
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wicked username by the way. followed immediately upon seeing it without a second thought. you could be posting hot dogshit and i would still be following doug bowser dot com. anyway that's all bye
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My #classics of post tag is so iconic… I have such good taste…
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like
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bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
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yeah ur right i looked at ur classics of post tag and u do have good taste
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me nd my pirate girlfriend
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