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Spider-Man Across the Spider Verse characters as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes
Miles: I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.
Gwen: I hate people. Life sucks. Nothing good ever happens.
Hobie: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Pavitr: I'm not above using a little flirtation to get what I want.
Miguel: I'm fine. I have decided to stop fighting and lean in to the fact I'm an idiot.
Peter B: Don't give candy to a baby. They can't brush their teeth.
Jessica: What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?
The Spot: Never took off the Speedo. Big mistake. It is inside me.
Ben Reilly: I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome. Die Hard 6 on a cruise ship. Pizza bagel restaurant. My father never loved me. I'm going to die alone. Oh boy, that happened fast.
#across the spider verse#incorrect quotes#spider man incorrect quotes#miles morales#gwen stacy#hobie brown#pavitr prabhakar#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#jessica drew#the spot#ben reilly#characters as Brooklyn nine nine quotes#source: brooklyn 99
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[The Avengers working on a mission, not having slept for days]
Fury: I'm worried this is going to take us another day or two.
Y/N: Yeah, you think? ..I'm sorry. I'm exhausted. Natasha says when I get tired, I get night sassy.
Fury, seeing Natasha nod: Night sassy?
Y/N: Hearing problems, much?! …Sorry.
*Natasha tries not to laugh whilst pulling Y/N away from Fury*
#source: brooklyn nine nine#comfort character#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#natasha romanoff#natalia alianovna romanova#black widow#natasha romanoff x reader#natasha romanoff x fem!reader#natasha x fem!reader#incorrect marvel quotes
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Connor : [to Damian] That shirt looks great! And I bet it would look even better on tim's floor.
Tim: Are you hitting on Damian... for me ?
#timdami#batcest#tim and kon#tim and connor#connor kent#kon el kent#incorrect dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#source : Brooklyn nine nine#incorrect quotes#dc comics#timothy drake#dc characters#tim drake#damian wayne al ghul#damian al ghul#damian wayne#incorrect batman quotes
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Mrs. Bennet encouraging Elizabeth to marry Mr. Collins:
Mr. Bennet encouraging Elizabeth to not marry Mr. Collins:
#yes this means elizabeth is cheddar#both of them are the best characters in their respective media so it tracks#incorrect pride and prejudice quotes#pride and prejudice crack#pride and prejudice memes#pride and prejudice#jane austen memes#jane austen#elizabeth bennet#mrs bennet#mr bennet#english lit memes#literary memes#classic lit memes#brooklyn nine nine#b99#cheddar#jake peralta#captain holt#my stuff
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Maxwell, watching Wilson light his own beard on fire for the second time that morning: god he's so stupid I can't believe I'm going to have sex with him.
Charlie, from the shadows: you don't have to, you know
Maxwell: no, I'm gonna.
#source: brooklyn nine nine#i think#incorrect quotes#incorrect dst#maxwell carter#wilson p. higgsbury#maxwil#charlie dst#maxwell dst#wilson dst#wilson don't starve#<- i like pretending don't-starve is his last name even tho he is one of the only characters with a full name#my good friend wilson don't-starve#dst#don't starve together#original#don't starve#maxwell x wilson#wilson x maxwell#maxwell/wilson
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Soap: "Price banned headphones in the office due to the Y/n incident."
Y/n listening to music, and dancing, while Ghost has some guy in a full nelson lock, while him and Gaz are calling out for Y/n
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#brooklyn nine nine quotes#incorrect cod#call of duty modern warfare 2#cod gaz#cod soap#cod mw x y/n#disclaimer ive never played any cod games but im getting acquainted with some of the characters so its a good start#incorrect call of duty quotes#incorrect call of duty modern warfare#cod ghost#cod captain price#call of duty modern warfare 2022#incorrect call of duty modern warefare 2022
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Connor: "So, you bringing anyone to the wedding?"
Gavin: "Nah. I'm taking a break from dating for a while. I'm sick of asking people how many
siblings they have. Oh is it somewhere between 0 and 2? How fascinating."
Connor: "Look, you never know when you're going to find your dream person. Anyone on the street could be they."
Gavin: "...Okay it kinda feels like you googled how to talk to your bisexual friends."
Connor: "Yeah..."
#incorrect dbh quotes#brooklyn 99#brooklyn nine nine#gavin reed#connor rk800#detroit become human#bisexual gavin reed#the wedding in ref is Tinas#rosa diaz#i also cant tell you how important having a bi character in canon is for me#terry crews#terry jeffords
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Thirteenth Doctor + Incorrect Quotes
↳ 144/?
#doctor who#source: brooklyn nine nine#episode: spyfall part 2#character: noor inayat khan#character: ada lovelace#character: the doctor (thirteen)#incorrect quotes#if the doctor was a man he would have snogged ada lovelace#she was very clearly in love with the doctor#always will be mad about it
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Leo: Some of you have asked me what got me through my time in the prison dimension. Was it my family? Don’t be stupid. Was it knowing that you guys would eventually get me out? Of course not I never believed in any of you. No, the only thing that kept me sane was planning for today’s Lair Games those many years I spent in hell!
Raph: Oh please, it was like three minutes.
Leo: We’re getting off track here–
Mikey: No we’re not. Leo’s just trying to play the sympathy card so we’ll go easy on him!
Donnie: I’d personally rather send you back to the prison dimension than see you win.
Leo: Oh, cool. I’m glad you feel comfortable joking about that now.
Donnie: Wasn’t joking.
#incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn nine nine#source: brooklyn 99#rottmnt#rise tmnt#justlaughthroughthepain#leo likes trauma humor anyway#rottmnt movie#rottmnt leo#blue’s incorrect quotes#a wee bit out of character here#bc Leo is literally Jake Peralta#jake peralta
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The Seven as Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes
Homelander: Just because you wanna do something, doesn't mean you get to do it. Life is chaos. Success is a complete arbitrary. And confidence is everything.
Queen Maeve: You can't let people's opinions get in the way of what you want. Especially because other people suck.
Starlight: Oh gosh, I am so sorry. I literally just retired. This is my retirement cake.
The Deep: Anyways, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies.
A-Train: The sexy train is leaving the station! Check out this CABOOSE! Later, sluts!
Black Noir: I will slit you both open from mouth to anus and wear you like jackets.
#the boys#homelander#queen maeve#starlight the boys#the deep#a train#black noir#characters as brooklyn nine nine quotes#source: brooklyn 99
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Halo: I shouldn’t ‘gram so much, but my brunch friends say it’s the only way to promote my handmade jewelry line.
Omaha: Brunch, what? Handmade...who?
#top gun maverick#top gun incorrect quotes#original: brooklyn nine nine#callie halo basset#neil omaha vikander#HOORAY FOR OMAHA CONTENT#also halo def just drops random tidbits about her life at near-death times#none seem in-character#she is an enigma
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Tim : So you're still annoyed ?
Damian : Yes. You can't keep saying "mischief managed" after we finish sex.
Tim: It's what Harry Potter says when he needs to clear the Marauder's Map.
Damian : Obviously, I know that, but I would prefer to keep wizard terms out of our sex life
#batcest#incorrect dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect quotes#dc comics#dc characters#timothy drake#source : brooklyn nine nine#tim drake#damian wayne al ghul#timdami#damian al ghul#damian wayne#dc red robin#dc robin#robin dc#dc tim drake#dc damian wayne#robin v#robin iii#red robin#robin
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(The gang is standing around a broken coffee maker)
Bread Pudding: So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyberry:
Lime Chiffon: ...I did. I broke it.
Bread Pudding: No. No you didn't. Lemon?
Lemon Meringue: Don't look at me! Look at Strawberry!
Strawberry Shortcake: What?! I didn't break it.
Lemon Meringue: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Strawberry Shortcake: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Lemon Meringue: Suspicious...
Strawberry Shortcake: No, it's not!
Orange Blossom: If it matters, probably not, but Raspberry was the last one to use it.
Raspberry Tart: Liar! I don't even drink that crud!
Orange Blossom: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Raspberry Tart: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Orange!
Lime Chiffon: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bread.
Bread Pudding: No! Who broke it!?
Everyberry: ...
Huckleberry Pie: ...Bread... Blueberry's been awfully quiet.
Blueberry Muffin: rEALLY?!
(Everyberry starts arguing)
Bread Pudding: (in cutaway) ...I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Bread Pudding: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces.
Bread Pudding: ...Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
#strawberry shortcake berry in the big city#strawberry shortcake#berry in the big city#bitbc#incorrect quotes#source: brooklyn 99#source: brooklyn nine nine#source: b99#Blueberry Muffin#Bread Pudding#Huckleberry Pie#Lemon Meringue#Lime Chiffon#Orange Blossom#Raspberry Tart#Strawberry Shortcake (character)#admin post
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This is such a draw the squad/otp moment
#I don’t ship Jake and fire guy but this scenario could probably fit lots of other characters#funny#meme#funny meme#b99#Brooklyn 99#Brooklyn nine nine#draw the squad#draw the opt#funny draw the squad#funny draw the otp#incorrect quotes#funny Incorrect Quotes
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Elmina: Rules are made to be broken.
Astrid: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ga'Luga: Piñatas.
Mysha: Glow sticks!
Finn: Karate boards?
Theo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Elmina: Rules.
Astrid: I expected better from all of you.
#evertale#incorrect quotes#elmina#mysha evertale#ga'luga#theo evertale#finn evertale#astrid von draclow#not sure if erden has any of this stuff#but canon is what i make of it#if bergeria can have airplanes or whatever#then rigland and co can have some modern things too#as a treat#also i just feel like elmina exists for crime#like her character isn't just 'crime mom'#but my brain just goes 'crime mom! crime mom! crime mom!' every time i see her#source: brooklyn nine nine#tweaked the quote at the end a bit but it's mostly b99
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SAXA: You know, in another lifetime you and I would have made a hot ass couple.
AGRON: Agreed.
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