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histrionicscribbler · 3 months
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people on this website are notoriously unable to be normal about things they love, but less discussed is the inability to be normal about things they hate and only one of those is a problem imo
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avocado-frog · 8 months
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Man I hate being able to read
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callofdudes · 10 months
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AleRudy ✨incorrect quotes✨ ft: Valeria, Ghost, and Soap.
Alejandro: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Rodolfo: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
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Rodolfo: *chokes on something*
Alejandro: Jeez, Rodolfo, don't die on us.
Rodolfo: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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Rodolfo: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which?
Alejandro:
Alejandro: This one is the dumpster.
Rodolfo: They’re both your bedroom.
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Rodolfo: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Alejandro: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
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Alejandro: You need to stop swearing so much.
Rodolfo: Shut the fuck up.
Alejandro: Yeah, that's not how you do it.
Rodolfo: Alright sorry. It's just that it's hard not to swear. The words just creep up on me when I least expect it.
Alejandro: Now now, don't be like that. Just replace the swear words with 'beep' and you'll be fine.
Rodolfo: Shit the beep up.
Alejandro:
Rodolfo: SHUT, DAMMIT! I MEANT SHUT!
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Alejandro: Yes, I'm adopting Rodolfo and you cowards can't tell me no!
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Rodolfo: Alejandro...
Alejandro: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Alejandro: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Rodolfo: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Alejandro: We are not doing this!
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Valeria: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?
Rodolfo: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.
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Alejandro: Well, has Valeria been wrong before?
Rodolfo: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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Alejandro: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
Valeria: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Alejandro: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Rodolfo: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
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Rodolfo: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Rodolfo: Valeria is still mad about it, but me and Alejandro were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Valeria, to Alejandro: You know, Rodolfo can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Valeria: *blows airhorn at Rodolfo* GET FUCKED!
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Valeria, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan??
Valeria: Wait. I the fuck used this pan…
Rodolfo: It was you the fuck.
Valeria: It was I the fuck…
Alejandro: Who cooks rice in a pan?
Rodolfo: She the fuck.
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Valeria: Fun Fact! The average person will walk by 36 murderers in their lifetime.
Alejandro: I like how this is a "fun" fact.
Rodolfo: It's fun because they didn't decide to murder you.
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Rodolfo: You really believe in Valeria?
Alejandro: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.
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Alejandro: Guys where did Valeria go?
Rodolfo: She got arrested.
Alejandro: How the hell-
Valeria: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.
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Rodolfo, watching Alejandro with the new recruits he's fond of: Ugh
Valeria, watching as well: You know...
Valeria: He doesn't love you. You could always join me and my cartel, we'd treat you better than he does.
Rodolfo: You think I want to join your peacock feather spreading, egotistical little boy band??
Valeria: Ok, sorry I asked
Rodolfo: Yeah, be sorry 😤
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Rodolfo: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Valeria: What’s up your ass this morning!
Alejandro: *walks in* ...Hey.
Valeria: Hmm… nevermind.
Rodolfo: WAIT NO!
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Ghost: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Soap: Um, murder???
Alejandro: Adventuring!
Rodolfo: Tuesday.
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Rodolfo: I give up. I am so tired.
Soap: Get the emergency supply!
Ghost: *carries Alejandro and places him in front of Rodolfo*
Alejandro: *smiles*
Rodolfo: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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Ghost: Christmas is cancelled.
Rodolfo: You can't cancel a holiday.
Ghost: Keep it up, Rodolfo, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Rodolfo: What does that mean?
Ghost: Alejandro, take New Year's away from Rodolfo.
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Alejandro: What’s up with Soap? He's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Rodolfo: He's just a little overwhelmed.
Alejandro: Why?
Rodolfo: Ghost smiled at him.
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Rodolfo: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Soap: A doll.
Ghost: A cinnamon roll.
Alejandro: A sweetheart.
Rodolfo:
Rodolfo: ...stop it.
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Rodolfo: What are you getting Soap for the holidays?
Ghost: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.
Alejandro: I'm getting Soap a divorce lawyer.
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Rodolfo, opening his arms to greet Alejandro after coming home late: Mi amor!!
Alejandro: What's going on?
Rodolfo: I don't know what you mean love, we should go inside now
Alejandro: Where's the body??
Rodolfo: ...
Rodolfo: I don't know what you're talking about-
Alejandro: I'll get a shovel...
I made a few of these up myself, and I'm proud. Giving the babies the chaotic love they deserve.
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isa-ghost · 2 months
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holding u at gunpoint asking for some of your characterization on q!fitza for amfmn bc so far you've shown them off so well :]
RAAAAHHHHH god this took forever
Ok so like the qpr polycule thing goin on. Fitpac. Yeah so Pac isn't like *officially* part of it but also is at the same time but is ONLY intimate beyond casual friendship with Fit. He has no special involvement with Phil, Missa, or Etoiles. And even tho it's a 98% platonic polycule, Fit still told Pac abt the polycule being a thing and made sure Pac was consenting abt it bc that's just basic healthy poly etiquette. He also disclosed to Pac that him and Phil have done Things(tm) in the past and Pac was like WHAT bc for some reason he didn't expect it like at all. It was very funny, Fit had a blast giving that fofoca to Phil
They'll do anything for each other. They're the go-to for everything. You'd think Phil's go-to would be Missa and Fit's would be Pac, but Missa is so occupied with reaper things that the rare times he's actually around, Phil just wants to spend stress-free time with him. He feels bad that for a while Missa returning finally would result in an information overload and then overwhelmed Missa screaming. And Fit confides in Pac NOW, but before they started dating it was Phil
Besides, the times they're awake and out n about just kinda work out. Two birds one stone or smth like that. Adventures and fofoca.
Also something something 2B2T something something Antarctic Empire. Birds of a feather. Yeah.
I think the above is best explained as like. They get each other in ways that other people wouldn't. Bc some of the stuff they can relate on is ""Unsavory"" to the average person.
On that note, they are unwaveringly loyal to each other and will take each others secrets to the grave
And yet they both keep their deepest secrets from each other still. But goddd they'd have fantastic long and potentially gritty talks about it.
They're each other's safe spaces to speak a bit more,, morally grey, you could say. I wouldn't call Phil very gray but he's by no means pure and Fit is like 10 steps ahead of him on the spectrum so he Gets it and Phil gets him
Fit is very good at rationalizing things and thinking under pressure. Which Phil needs sometimes. Bc Phil is good at assuming the worst and therefore preparing for it, but he has a habit of getting too caught up in the The Worst Is Definitely Gonna Happen and being a defeatist, so he needs someone outside his head (Fit) to break him out of that loop
Ok I'm obligated to mention the flirting. No one's doing it like these two sorry. The back of the gym has seen and heard some Shit
God omg esp when it's just the two of them, no friends or kids, they're the Worst about each other. It's hilarious but good god they can be rated R at each other
Post Fitpac official they toned it down though and godddd they're so good about each other's boundaries punches the floor aaaaa
Also obligatory mention of Fit being observant as fuck. Phil can't hide shit from him, he knows all his tells. If Phil is lying or something is wrong, Fit can tell
These two mfs are the kids in class that always instantly partner with each other when the teacher is like "ok time to buddy up for this activity." The teacher is the Federation.
Their friendship be like "no kids around? bored? ... wanna go blow shit up? hell yeah."
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asteroidzzzn · 9 months
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more than just a dream - the walker, 003
pairing: college!ellie x reader
synopsis: you transfer to a new school where you only know one person; your childhood best friend. he invited you to a beginning of the year party to meet some new people, but one person, in particular, catches your eye... his other best friend.
a/n: READ THIS ITS IMPORTANT hihihi im backkk i found a format i rlly like!! if u didn't see my other post, im changing formats because its taking way too long for me to make the other one and its very discouraging. creds to @starphires for making the format 💗 hope u enjoy
genre: social media au, fluff
series masterlist -- previous chapter -- next chapter
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ellie
OMH IM SORRY IM HERE I FELL ASLEEO
dina 💋 👎 a message
dina 💋
ethan died
ellie
?? how did the main protagonist die what
dina 💋
i lied idk why i said that i didnt even watch the movie
what were yall doing for TWELVE HOURS??
ellie
why r u surprised hanging out for the technically first time for 12 hours is the average lesbian experience
dina 💋
ur like clinically insane
ellie
we were just watching our show
OUR SHOW wyd if i jump off a bridge RN 🧚
dina 💋 ? a message
dina
???
ellie
hold on ill tell the gc everything
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ellie
ellie x y/n lore update
jesse 👽
there is no way u just said that.....
ellie
so basically
we got blankets and got comfy cozy and made popcorn and we were having sm fun like talking a bit and saying stuff ab it bc we've both rewatched it sooo many time like its our comfort show
and GET THISSSS
SHE LAUGHED AT MY JOKE
YUPPP I KNOW MHMM
AND POPCORN FLEW OUT OF HER MOUTH'//?! LMFAO
she was rlly embarrassed but it was so funny and cute and i started laughing too and i CHOKED
actual tears in my eyes and she was just sitting there laughing at me
dina 💋 ❤️ a message
jesse 👽
oh so ur deep in the trenches
ellie 👎 a message
dina 💋
thats so romantic
ellie
i almost died???
dina 💋
awww
ellie
she def wants me
jesse 👽
JUST REPORTING LIVE NEWS WE HAVE A DEVASTATING MAGNITUDE 9.9 DELUSIONQUAKE OVER HERE
ellie 👎 a message
dina 💋
DELUSIONQUAKE IS CRAZY OMFG NOOO
ellie
YOU MAKE ME PHYSICALLY ILL PLASE STOP
I AM NOT DELUSIONAL
jesse 👽
ok 🤗
ellie
NOOOASDHFKDFJSFD
but actually tho.. like shes so amazing and pretty and smart
like i dont wanna just hu w her or snything else.. it is a secret third thing
dina 💋
??????? thats called liking her
ellie
oooh maybe...
dina 💋
😭😭😭
jesse 👽
hey im sure this is all rlyl important but ELLIE? ARE YOU STIL LI MY DORM?? DID YOU SLEEP EHREA
ellie
UMM????
jesse 👽
I HEARD YOU AUDIBLY GIGGLE A FEW MINUTES AGO AND I THOUGHTIT WAS Y/N BUT SHES STIL LASLEEP..
ellie
NAHH GET HIM BACK ON HIS MEDS HES HALLUCINATING!!!
NURSE HES OUT!
jesse 👽
FUCK TYOU I AM NOT CRAZY I EHAR UR PHONE BUZZING WITH MY TEXTS RIG TNOW
ellie
😜
dina 💋 ❤️ a message
jesse 👽 👎 a message
jesse 👽
PUT THAT AWAY???
ellie
im sorry
ill go buy u breakfast what do u want
jesse 👽
ellie stew
ellie
um idk i could get u a sandwich ig..
dina 💋
u should get me food too bc u dipped on me last night im On my way! 🙋‍♀️
ellie
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a/n: typa shit i been on recently..... 😓 . i hope u all liked thisss! this format is sm fun and way easier for me i hope u enjoy reading it! tell me if the length of this chapter was good or if i should make them longer/shorter,, i appreciate all feedback 💋💋
taglist: @ximtiredx @gold-dustwomxn @elliesinterlude @fireflyelllie @trulygnomed @deluluwh-0-re @toesorhoes @elliewilliamsmissingfingerss @emluvselandabs @ariianelle @jokerpokimoon @lonelyfooryouonly @lil-elliesgf @yuaaa05 @ourautumn86
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messycunt · 2 years
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Twst dick hcs
This was made over the course of a 2 hr gc call with the girls 
Dont ask. 
This is only half serious 
cw: discussion of nonhuman anatomy, dick piercings, talk of cum n balls and stuff idk what to say 
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Riddle: 
Circumcised
Its cute and pink
The tip gets red when he's worked up
Hes kinda tiny but its cute ig 
Doesn't shave uses safety scissors to trim 
V sensitive 
His cum is kinda watery 
Shoots far but doesn't shoot much 
Trey: 
not circumcised
thick
Not super hairy not smooth either 
Dark and heavy 
cums alot 
His balls are heavy too kinda firm 
Likes having his balls fondled not squeezed 
Probably has 1 or 2 piercings 
Cater: 
Circumcised
Pretty slender w average thickness 
Its kinda blushy idk how to describe it 
Curves to the right
Has a mole on the left side of the base
His balls r nothing to write home about 
Smooth as hell 
Ace: 
Circumcised, did it himself probably idfk 
Not much to say about him
Average overall 
Deuce: 
Not circumcised
Has a prince albert or some shit deff not done professionally
Hes a lil veiny  
Leona:
Not circumcised
A bit bigger than average
He probably has a spikey cat dick but yall aint ready for that convo
Its pink 
Cums lots and lots 
Doesn't shave but keeps it trimmed down there 
Ruggie:
Not circumcised 
Cums a little less than average but can go 2-3 rounds w no breaks in between to make up for it 
Does NOT have a knot, 
Surprisingly hairy but he knows how to keep himself clean 
Jack:
Not circumcised 
THIS boy has a knot a big juicy red one at that
He's super hairy too has a happy trail and everything
Super heavy balls
veiny
Runny cum 
There's sosososo much of it and it flows down like a waterfall 
Azul:
Not circumcised
Surprisingly big 
There's a beauty mark on that thang somewhere 
His cum is p viscous and pearly 
Purple tip
Curves up 
Floyd:
Not circumcised
Thicker than Jade but shorter
It's like a forest down there shaving makes him itchy BUT HE IS CLEAN its course too 
Runs like a faucet even before he cums
Dark pink tip its heavy too 
Curves left 
Heavy balls those thangs be swangin  
Jade:
Not circumcised
Longer than Floyd but thinner 
Pink tip 
Smooth
Cums in looong thin ropes  
Curves right 
Tight balls kinda cute even dare i say maybe even kissable 
Kalim:
Not circumcised
Average length but a lil bit thicker 
Curves up and to the left a lil
2 or 3 piercing 
Cums a normal amount 
Jamil:
Not circumcised
Lengthy  
It's a little darker than the rest of him
Another dribbler 
Doesn't shave
Curves up and to the right 
V sensitive head 
Has like plump balls, not too big, not too small not too much skin
Probably has a snake eyes piercings or something idk
Vil: 
Circumcised 
Pretty barbie dick idk what else to say 
Cute pink tip 
Perfect size
Curves up a lil
Meticulously trimmed, im talking taint balls and all
Bleached his asshole unrelated but he did  
He should do porn or something 
Rook: 
Circumcised 
Vil circumcised him himself or something idfk 
Has multiple or no piercings at all 
Somewhat trimmed 
Deep red tip
Somewhat veiny 
His cum is on the thicker side 
Epel:
Circumcised 
Bigger than you'd think but not too big
He's a growing boy ok 
Doesn't have much of a curve 
Vil makes him shave but there's not that much hair to begin w…
Pinkish red tip
V smooth shaft 
Can't get any piercings cus of Vil 
Runny cum but theres alot of it 
Idia: 
Circumcised
“He might not look like he gets bitched but honey that dick is 11 inches”
The tip is blue. That's it.
Curves up 
Real shiny lookin and veiny
Firm balls 
Wants piercings but he's so so shy 
Ortho:
uhm.
Malleus:
Not circumcised 
No hair
2 monstrously large dicks
Bottom one is longer than the top 
The top one has ridges at the top and the bottom of it has barbed spikes 
They can move btw 
Dark purple and tapered at the tip 
There's a slit where the eggs come out they're like tiny and squishy
The liquid that comes out with the eggs is slippery and a purple- green multichrome
Lilia:
Circumcised but he can grow it back if he wants to don't think about it too long
Grower not a shower 
Its so fucking heavy it hangs down 
Yes he dyed his pubes too
Its purple or red idk
A bit veiny but on the right side more than the left 
Cums an insane amount and cums far
short refractory period 
Sebek: 
Circumcised
On the slightly thicker side but he's still growing so those fae genes will kick in soon shhhhh
He doest shave but he does trim a lil
Thick cum 
pink tip curves up and left
SIlver: 
Circumcised 
Another one where i have nothing to say
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oneforthemunny · 5 months
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Always wanted to ask, how does each Eddie's house/apartment look like; where do you envision each of them living?
dom!eddie i picture living in a trailer sorta similar to wayne's. less stuff if that makes sense, since he hasn't lived there as long??? very boy decorated. mismatch, hand-me-down furniture. he tries to make it homey and tapes pictures of you and him on the wall lol. no frame, just packing tape and it's sweet and a little funny. quilts on the bed he got from wayne, posters in his room- maybe the living room. not a throw pillow in sight until you move in lol. probably like one plate, one fork, one spoon, one knife type vibe lol. very boy coded.
janitor!eddie i picture the same vibe as before (i'll call dom!eddie the default) until he moves in with you. i think it would be a small home. two bedrooms (technically three if you count the small 'office' space that you turned into a room). no garage, but he built a covering for you. it's very homey. he built shelves in the living room for all your books (i fuckin' lost the book blurb if anyone has it lol). lots of pictures on the wall, over the mantle. really just a very homey cozy vibe, and i'll leave how that looks up to you :)
older!eddie also has a house. it's not huge by any means, bigger than average. like a one story, three or four bedroom, two and a half bath kinda vibe. he got it after the divorce and he could afford it. he wanted brielle to have her own space and have some extra room for the hopeful future, and he's glad he did. probably very bare minimum as well before you moved in. like a nicer couch- no throw pillows, maybe one throw brielle bought at target, like one of those cheap ones from the $5 section lol. pictures of brielle in frames, but that's the only decor. not even a doormat. two flat ass pillows on the bed, but in nice sheets. a toothbrush holder, hand soap, and no towel on the bathroom. has a music room with his guitar and stuff, garage full of tools to do oil changes and stuff if he needs to. one half broken plastic laundry basket, and candles brielle brings home from bath and body works lol. please tell me you're getting the vibe lol.
mafia!eddie is a 180 entirely. ENTIRELY. mansion. he built it so it's new, but he wanted it to look gothic and ominous as fuck. like very unapproachable. dark exterior, steel gates at the front of the property. he bought land out in the middle of the woods in hawkins, off the beaten path for sure so you wouldn't see the entrance unless you were looking for it type? lots of dark red oriental carpets, red sheets, mahogany wood, chandeliers that are kinda dramatic and dark. all the furniture looks victorian but dark. i think it's mentioned in curiosity killed the cat that he was going for a vibe that was "a mix between dracula and the godfather" lol. large book shelves, candle opera lighting, dark grand stair well, bear skin rug (with the head bc he thought it looked sick). large, tall windows but all the glass is one way glass so it looks even freakier from the outside. very gothic victorian chic.
rockstar!eddie ok so pre-kids- he had a home in malibu, a penthouse in la. owns a couple different properties bc why not. he hired someone to decorate, but really it's like he put weird shit in there lol. like very rockstar- bachelor pad coded. like there's a fifty thousand dollar imported couch... next to light sabers on the wall that he won at a bidding bc they were used in a movie. bedroom is very... interesting lol. def has a waterbed in at least one room. has a bed post with clips for his... activities lol. probably a hook for a sex swing too. then a whole music memorabilia type room. plaques, his achievements, but also things he's collected.
tamed rockstar!eddie with kids- he lets nb decorate mainly but he also adds a few things. he designs the sex dungeon and it does in fact look like a dungeon. dramatic ass lighting, literal chain cuffs on the wall, a bed that with thick posts, mirror on the ceiling, a whole wall of toys. it's so him, like his mind. then he also has a studio in his basement. really, it started bc when he started having kids, he didn't want to leave his house. didn't want to drive into the city to record, so had one put there bc why not? he's got the $$ lol. he also gets the flowers pressed from their three weddings, the baby showers, any really big achievement- he'll get a bouquet made and pressed and preserved. nb always hangs them and decorates with them, and it makes him so proud lol.
bouncer!eddie lives in an apartment. it's very sketch, very cheap. like one bedroom, one bath, tiny ass kitchen and little living room. he literally just lives there. no personal touches beside a tv, a boombox. mattress on the ground, card table and folding chairs, leftover box as a nightstand, towel as a bath mat. he mainly stays at your place so he's not too worried about it, but the first time you come in, you're a little horrified.
cowboy!eddie- i know this is going to sound cliche but if you've ever seen the ranch on netflix lol. that's what i picture. like that wooden, ranch style house. a little older, i think it's been renovated since it was built like forever ago. small screened in porch, wooden dutch doors. a sun room in the back of the house with some house plants. an older couch and recliner, a wooden heater stove in the living room- it was apart of the original design of the house so he kept it, even with the ac/heating unit. patterned quilts on the bed, old school floral sheets that came with the house lol. really, he didn't do much to it besides add a few of his things when he moved in, because it was his grandparent's home before his.
modern!eddie had an apartment close to the park for a very small time. roomed with gareth, and then once he started staying with you, he didn't stay there anymore. probably didn't have a bed, but a futon they put in one of the rooms and had all their gaming stuff in it. he's victim of the striped, blue comforter that's faded as hell. has a rick and morty poster he put on the wall with thumb tacks. tv on the ground with his gaming stuff, wires everywhere. a closet that has shit spilling out of it. very messy lol.
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lanaxoxoxoxoxox · 9 months
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No no no you’re getting a FUCKING REQUEST TODAY BABY
Ok so maybe someone of your choice with a really bubbly talkative reader and someone called reader annoying and then they like- stick up for reader
Does that make sense-
Like-
Reader: *talking*
Bitch: “ur annoying”
Person of choice: “not on my watch”
yes yes yes !! im in love with this ask frog oml
angel watch
wilbur soot x loud!reader
warnings: angst?? idk but theres DEF some fluff sprinkled in here
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─── ・ 。゚☆: .☽ . :☆゚. ───
reader pov
I never really thought about my actions often, but in a good way. Obviously I would know if I accidentally hurt someone, like any other average human being would do. But I never ever thought about my personality and it's own actions.
Ever since I was in first grade, my parents, friends and even teachers would describe me as someone with a "flirtatious, bubbly" personality. That never really got to me, and I found it funny. I mean, it does make sense, as I literally used "bubbly" in my Twitch username for when I stream. I do have to say, it's quite useful when streaming, as it keeps me engaged with my chat. That's what I enjoyed about myself. But I guess my chat didn't that day.
"Hello bubblies! How are we doing today my loves?" I said, smiling into the webcam.
user657: great!!
user342: meh, but ur stream is the best !! :D
userfroggie8: live laugh love y/n
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"Nice, nice! If your day is going pretty shit, I hope I can cheer you guys up!" I said, making a heart sign into the webcam. "Today is going to mainly just be a silly lil' rant stream. Maybe perhaps some storytimes? Maybe some clip reactions? We'll see, loves. But first, I need to remind everyone that you can subscribe to my channel for free with Twitch Prime if you have it and would like to support me."
I continued the stream with talking about random stuff that popped into my head. I was in my little streaming room, in my little shared apartment. What I didn't know is what my boyfriend was watching in the living room.
wilbur pov
Whoever said that cleaning pots and pans from the night before is a "relaxing" thing to do, needs to wake the fuck up. I mean, it's not like I'm going to make y/n do it, especially since they're going to be really tired after their stream. Especially with their cute, bubbly personality, when they get tired, they get tired. They have full on "sugar crashes".
I felt my phone vibrate from my back pocket. I placed the last pan down on the drying towel and slid my phone into my hands. I unlocked it.
"y/n_bubbles is live! "LETS CHAT!!" I smiled into the reflection of my phone. I plopped down onto the living room sofa and opened up the Twitch app, playing y/n's stream. I watched for a while, before grabbing my phone to send a message back to Tommy and catching up with my twitter page. I focused my ears back onto y/n's stream.
reader pov
"Alright, lets take a break from the rants for now. I bet y'all are tired of hearing my crazy rant voice!" I laughed to myself.
Suddenly, my donation sound popped up. "I should probably change my sound from the duck noises. That's, um, real immature from me..." I laughed again.
user10 donated $2.00
i dont watch ur streams often but can you like stop talking once in a while ur rly annoying. stop thinking you're different from other streamers and that ur "quirky". stfu. /srs
"Thanks user10 for the $2! Guys, I seriously can't read, I need to take a second to actually read the donations out loud for you guys, seriously." I inspected the donation closer. "Alright user10, what did you write... 'i don't watch ur streams often but can you like stop talking once in a while ur rly annoying-'" My heart stopped.
Don't let them notice Y/n.
Don't let them fucking notice.
I continued reading. "'stop thinking you're different from other streamers and that you're.." I paused. "that you're quirky. Shut the fuck up.' Um, I'm gonna take a little pause break guys." I said quietly, quickly turning off my webcam and switching to the "BRB" screen. I kicked my legs up to the chair and sat there for a minute, ignoring the rest of the world around me. Is that what they really thought of me..?
wilbur pov
I looked back up at the TV. I thought y/n was just talking about her random new games she enjoyed or about her friends, but instead was met with utter silence. When you hear your bubbly significant other who is the biggest extrovert stop talking, in the middle of a chatting stream, you know something's up. I looked over to the corner and saw a donation from some "user10". "i dont watch ur streams often but can you like stop talking once in a while ur rly annoying. stop thinking you're different from other streamers and that ur "quirky". stfu. /srs"
What. The. Fuck.
Not even bothering to shut the TV off or grab my phone, I ran upstairs to Y/n's streaming room and looked over at Y/n, sitting dead silent in her chair. I ran over to them and spun their chair around, accidentally hitting the keyboard and hurting my arm. "Fuck-".
Shut up Wilbur! Focus on your partner.
I spun their chair around and raised up their head. "Hey, hey, it's okay! That person is being a total dick, and what they said was utter lies." They raised their head up and looked at me in the eyes. "Don't listen to them. You're an incredible person." I stood up and looked down at them. Their legs were still bouncing. I kneeled back down again and placed my hand on their thigh to help them stop shaking.
"I love you." I said, before softly kissing them. I felt y/n stop shaking and smiled into the kiss. They turned back to their monitor and their jaw- dropped...?
"Uh, Will?" they said softly.
"Yes, love?" I replied.
"You accidentally turned the webcam back on when you hit the keyboard. The microphone was also on still. Chat's going fucking bananas." they laughed, placing their head in their hands.
user7798: FUCK USER10
user455: they're dating???? OMG
y/nstan4life: omg there so cute why cant i have that [happy-cry]
mcyt7447: Y/NBUR!!
I looked over to the chat and chuckled. "Oh shit."
─── ・ 。゚☆: .☽ . :☆゚. ───
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Tenko and Kokichi sibling agenda??
ok well i’ve been rewatching v3 lately and i’ve been Noticing a ton of tenko & kokichi interactions that are so fun. likeeee the part in trial 2 where tenko just kept interrupting kokichi? and then goes “mm no i wasn’t”? tell me that isn’t the most petty sibling shit ever (i have visualized it for you)
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the worsties <3 there’s a few more stuff w/ images i wanna talk about so that’ll be under the cut👍
there’s also that bit where they both call kaito stupid and idk that has always stuck with me
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and i don’t feel like drawing anything else but also some other bits i think about are when tenko freaks out thinking kokichi wants to start the killing game and he offers her gum, to which she offers to bash his head in. i know average tenko behavior towards men But i think about it anyway (also side tangent i love how kokichi just. Carries sticks of gum with him the entire game and runs out at chapter 4. he is BIG fan of bubble gum. real reason he was so upset that chapter wasn’t because of the motive or miu trying to kill him it was because he ran out of bubble gum /j)
and! this small bit. these are all tiny but they mean so much to me i think they would have an awesome sibling dynamic, such an underrated duo honestly
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apochryphalantithesis · 2 months
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who wants an unintelligibly unfinished lore infodump
wow really ? ok here goes … no pictures sorry
set the scene theres a space player guy who played sburb ( who would have guessed ) and did all that average dead session caliborn stuff but like not caliborn , and also the challenge being more tailored towards space players rather than time players , how it would change ? IDK . he wins all the fucked up sign leprechauns who will become the horoscope and is like wow i could conquer so many universes with these guys or Whatever thats very on the nose
but in a different medium , his timeplayer ex-hate-girlfriend from ANOTHER UNIVERSE also played sburb and because of the challenge thing couldnt really get all too much done past the god tiering crap . but its ok … becaus she didnt need to .. she only did that bs so she could stop that orher guy from being all big and bad .
she traveled through the furthest ring woohoo and kicked that other guys ass hashtag girlboss and then was like ok guess im leading you guys now and the leprechauns were like OK that other guy was kinda chill but ALRIGHT , they go back to alternius through stupid time shenanigans
this girl im tlaking about is technically the lord englisj ‘ standin ‘ but there was a falling out involving a first guardian ( doc standin ) and the fun gang or whatever they were called and time girl went their separate ways … how this happens ? give me a break i havent thought that far yet . scratchndin is like dont weorry you can go run your errands and become one with the timeline or whayever your team and universes are in good hands ……. and time girl is like ok thats good i guess dont try any funny business , ill be back with the milk soon ……….. then you wont believe who fucks a bunch of future stuff over ..
ok now weve got the first guardian of alternifuck and shit who like in a way is very opposite to doc scratch … everything she .. its a girl btw i dont know why i made her a girl but its too late to change it now LOL .. everything she does is very against what timeplayer stands for and does a bunch of stuff just for the hell of it as a test of her powers she thinks shes funnie …… let women have hobbies i guess ..
thats about as far as im gonna infodump
OK howd you like it how many plot holes did u find how much will you drink to that
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tree-obsession · 6 months
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HSR and Scars+other physical trauma marks HCs
I haven't seen anyone do this yet, but lmk plz if someone has!
Minor spoilers for main plot
Arlan- scars in a lot of places, implied that he could fight as a child and was poor, canonically has a prosthetic arm (at least I think, but works as hc too) and scars on his arm and nose at least. likely has more, esp on arms since using a greatsword doesnt give great defensibility and his moveset involves cutting HP(judging by the animation, using electricity, so electricity scars too? are those called lichtenberg scars?). he's short, and again the childhood implications mean he was probably malnourished.
Asta- probably minor things from working with untested equipment, and has likely burned her hands with her own powers- but, since she's a noble, she's likely expected to be neat, so idk. I like the burn idea tho.
Bailu- she's a healer, so I think what she does get she can get rid of too. But maybe her dragon tail has unhealed bits from failed assassination attempts, or smth?
Blade- canonically has scars basically everywhere. literally got tortured for a really long time, had home planet destroyed as a child and likely didn't get out unscathed (we NEED to talk abt that more), was a forge worker (burns) and did fight on occasion as Yingxing, and then was on the run for about 1000 years or something, and canonically died even more during that time. also has a skillset that involves cutting his own hp. likely doesn't have to eat, but he's unhealthily skinny because of it anyway. chronic pain. somebody give this guy a hug please.
Bronya- she's a soldier, so callouses, blade scars, bullet scars, emergency first-aid scars, and probably desensitized to cold more than the average human bc belobog. really high disregard for pain that concerns seele on a regular basis.
Clara- her. her feet. are they ok. but also some scars from working with mechs and being in the cold, but svarog made sure nothing too major happened while she was in his care. before, though... likely got beat up for being a "pushover" (im crying plz).
dan heng-... chain scars. we NEED to talk about the fact he spent most of his life chained up in prison with guards and people who hated him (minus jing yuan). probably none of the guards would have stopped some of the more violent ones from getting physical- how else would he tear his clothes that much? probably wasn't fed enough or allowed to exercise much. and the chains- listen, i know we joke about the light cone a lot(honestly why was that specifically made into the light cone) but that was really how he lived for a long time. the desc even said he "writhed" and "gasped for breath". he definitely has huge scars from rubbing skin raw around his wrists, ankles, stomach, and maybe his neck? his arms are definitely majorly scarred over and stuff from this, and probably his ankles+legs too. also his eyesight is probably shit from the dark, unless Vidyadhara magic somehow helped that.
bonus: there is a fic on ao3 called "you're looking into their eyes (and find you're looking into your own)" by robyndoesntlikeyou that deals with dan heng having scars that i only found after drafting this post. plz rec any more fics you have on this...
Fu Xuan- i really don't know for her. probably small ones that wouldn't have scarred, but she saw them as unimportant and didn't treat them...
Gepard- similar to Bronya, but maybe not as many since he's a shielder, but more of the lack of cold sensitivity? he's on the front lines lots
Guinaifen- burn scars on forearm and hands. probably can't feel much on her hands too. idk her lore but she's a street performer, so probably not always enough money for food.
Herta- we basically know nothing about her! seriously, she's so mysterious, and her character stories are vague about her past. i can't think of anything, but maybe there were some more dangerous experiments?
Himeko- considering she rebuilt the Astral Express, there were probably dangerous components involved there somewhere... and her backstory still seems pretty mysterious
Hook- diggertron probs caused burns, and life in the underground is dangerous- plus, moles could apparently go to the fight club? which seems like an issue
Jing Yuan- he's a general- lots of war scars. and probs lighting burns because he summons that entire lightning lord/chronic pain.
Jingliu- she definitely has a lot- i'm pretty sure she's the oldest of the hcq, and also got mara-struck/ fought in wars and was on the run and exiled for a long while. canonically constantly in pain due to mara. also really, really needs a hug, except the only person she would probs let hug her is baiheng, who is dead! and also she isolated herself and tortured yingxing/blade. hcq enjoyers are in literally so much pain.
Kafka- would have a lot of callouses, but idk about where scars would be. she would probs cover them up to avoid drawing attention (as she is an assassin), but idrk where exactly. she seems really sneaky, and considering she has no fear there's no reason for her to hesitate in battle. maybe scars on arms from electricity or stray bullets?
Luka- canon that he has scars from wrestling and stuff.
luocha- again, he would probably just heal whatever scars he did get. i really don't know for him, sry ):.
lynx- most calloused hands ever and even more of a weird cold tolerance than others because she's an explorer. probably just doesn't have feeling in some places. and there are probs scars somewhere from when she ran into fragmentum beasts but she's also a healer so...
march 7th- from careless accidents, sure- dropping glasses and stuff, maybe from a few close fights. but her body was wiped like her memories, plus she's a shielder and archer, which is code for not in the thick of the fight and not taking much damage herself, although she has been careless a few times. also, bowstring burns.
natasha- again, she would heal it. but has chronic pain from lugging around that heavy gun and due to age- i think she's in 50s? she's a respected person, and raised seele in the orphanage, but i dont think there's an official age.
pela- cold resistance. maybe some scars from mechanical accidents? and also there were likely some attacks right after she was born since so many of her mother's coworkers were killed.
Qingque- she's clumsy, so accident scars- breaking glass, falling down too many stairs, etc.
sampo- cold res! and probably some close calls since he's such a rat and has enemies, so most scars are on his stomach.
seele- again, growing up in the underworld was tough, so fighting rings + orphanage scraps + street fights, plus some malnourishment since she often gave her food to smaller kids and ran all the errands. was always a fight-first person, but cares a lot and so would protect automatically. has scars all over- many knife ones, some bullet or burns, and electric ones from fixing up mechs.
serval- electric ones from when she was just starting to fight with the guitar. do i need to keep saying cold resistance for the Jarilo-vi ppl?
Silver Wolf- definitely got some, but can aether hacking erase them? either way i doubt she would actually care enough to try unless she was really bored. but also has terrible eyesight, even by punklorde standards. idrk where her scars would be, so spread out mby?
sushang- spent her entire life training and canonically is brawns over brains, so probs more than a few. also her sword is heavy so she probs had some accidents. mostly on her arms and stomach.
tingyun- probs some from people blowing up amicassador ships, since they want to interrupt peace talks and things- but she's fast and experienced.
topaz- had bad lungs, but had a surgery after getting promoted to fix them. some burns on her hands and her sense of smell is a bit screwed up, so numby is often her compass for that (i love numby SO MUCH)
trailblazer- massive scar from getting stabbed through. none from before game started, since apparently they're a puppet. i think they would heal faster, but messily because of that, so a bunch of smaller scars on their torso, face and forearms.
welt- lots and lots from soldier time, especially from debris and the honkai energy probably has some kind of physical drawback. hands are a bit screwed up too, and gets a lot of chronic pain.
yanqing- what the heck is his family history? will it become relevant later? kind of curious how that may affect these hcs, but hands are super calloused and while he often doesn't retain major injuries, he'll only care for them if jing yuan tells him to, so a bunch of smaller scars just from that. mostly on his arms and hands and neck (ppl probs try to stab there often...)
yukong- so many- was huge in the war, so lots of bullet scars and maybe even some that were previously mara-infected and made worse. hearing is shot, uses hearing aids in her fox ears. a bit irrelevant but she is totally awesome.
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How does the situation with the Rooftop Strays work? Like, do they hang out in your house sometimes, did you semi-adopt these cats? Just curiousity, your comics and pics are a delight
Yeah so the buildings of my block are squeezed together, and inside is a bit of leftover space that belongs to some of the huises, I'm talking in total smaller than the average garden outside the city. And there's a few second story balconies looking over it, like mine. And one of the patches of garden is neglected and overgrown. There is a bit of rooftop, like gray, flat, between the neglected garden + my neighbors garden and the two balconies above it.
When I started going on my balcony this thin, grey (grey as in dirty and dusty not naturally gray) would just sit on the rooftop 20 meters away and hiss at me. Everytime. It was a bit comical bc I never had a cat hiss at me so far of in the distance, but we soon figured out what was going on when someone, me or someone else moving my stuff I don't remember, spotted a kitten in the bushes below. She was basically going "Don't you dare think about it!!" While I didn't know what there was to think about.
This was Michelle, and the kitten is Kotelet. Michelle was clearly left behind by someone bc you can access (or leave) this middle part, and she had turned this space into her territory and I was. not welcome. However, she did welcome herself into my house when I was airing out the appartment and ate some kibble, desperate and hungry and feeding a kitten. And I let her do it and gave her some extra opportunities to do it. Eventually she met Oskar and Marcel, my actual kats, and she slapped at them but they're social and kinda stupid so they thought she was trying to play because nothing bad has happened to them ever. She also figured this out and just started treating them a bit like overgrown kittens, probably bc they're spayed and again kinda stupid and meow at other cats. So they become like a clique. The kitten still lives in the garden. I'm still not cool and not part of the gang no matter how much she sees the boys interacting with me.
A few weeks later, kitten becomes big enough, starts to climb on shit, immediately gets on the wall and falls off into the other garden. Now, my below neighbor has not moved in yet. So there is nothing to climb back out on and Michelle can't get to her. So I call my landlord asking if they're showing the apartment today and if not if it's ok I break in for a moment. They can't come so I got a ladder from neighbors by literally just asking at houses bc I didn't know anyone until this Maroccan family just gave theirs with mild amusement bc "I need to get a kitten out of a hole" is quite a sidequest. But I got there, got out the kitten (with much protest and yelling from the baby, who decided she was being eaten) while Michelle looked on, and when I got back on the roof I handed her her kitten back.
Since then, she actually started directly interacting with me so I guess I passed the commune check by getting her kid back to the nest, so to say? I don't know how much they rationalise that kind of stuff but there was a noticable change before and after. I brought food, took care of the kids (once) so I was allowed to not be hissed at any more.
After that it's all just slow socialising process, which I did for a bit at a shelter so it's a bit of a fun side project bc the shelter here is kinda shitty and weren't interested in taking them. So I'm slowely getting them used to everything, the newest thing is sitting inside with the door closed, they used to freak out when I tried doing that.
Michelle basically only needs to learn the litterbox so maybe Danny might take her when he gets a better set-up, we have a few loose options. Kotelet is more sifficult bc she's more feral and she refuses any cat food op untill this point. She literally gags when she smells it... which, same tbh. But she does make progress in other fields so I'll see how far I can get. She didn't start interacting with me until much more recent.
So yeah they're basically part time here, on the balcony or they wait by the door to be let in and hang out for a few hours. My entire childhood we always had about 3-4 cats that were ex strays so I'm kinda used to this happening. Cats will find you.
Anyways Michelle is white now and has a nice coat and kotelet is still fucking tiny bc you can't change that.
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samsvenn · 2 years
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𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐬 𝐓𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐀𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐒/𝐎 [𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐]
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here's part 1 <3
𝐋𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐨
One word: ominous
whenever you text Laito, you swear you feel someone watching you. it's like there's an extra gust of wind when you want to go to the kitchen for a snack or that a window in the dancing hall's been opened even though you're sure that Reiji locks it every evening
His texts are very sweet; as sweet as Laito can be ofc
petnames, sweet voice messages for you to wake up to, multitudes of photos that the majority don't have your consent to have been photographed and the others were not so endearing when you glue their contexts together
Gives out good morning and good night texts as well as reminds you to say them back or you'll face the consequences for not being a "good partner"
doesn't mind using both emoticons and emojis however he leans towards emoticons more because it expresses him more accurately than emojis do
but holy shit, there are times when he gets serious in the middle of texting and you're just like "??"
If you ever send a screenshot of your text convos to someone, Laito will know
other than all of those things, Laito is just an average texter when it doesn't involve anything sexual but he'll never be bland or disenchanting
he's an expert in knowing that once something is boring, it'll get difficult to get that spark lit up again
what you'll never know is that instead of you being paranoid that your phone camera is open, you should've investigated sooner that your location sharing has been enabled yet you know damn well that there's no reason for that to be
not afraid to wiretap your phone
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𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐮
this man right here is the only normal interaction you'll have in the manor
the sweetest, the most patient and the most understanding when compared to all of the sakamakis
but don't text him when he's angry or upset because he will spout some things that make you question whether he's truly happy to be in a relationship with you or his need for blood is being quenched because you're just one phone call away now
likes to test you. he'll often pull and push when it comes to invites because it makes me feel validated on the inside that you're willing to show how much you want to be with him or receive something from him
you HAVE to show emotion when you text Subaru or else you're going to add more doubts in his head when you're a dry texter. Don't be afraid to use exclamation marks, text in all caps, send gifs, you get the gist
Assurance. All this man needs over text is assurance. Text him how he's doing, text him some stuff that happened in your day no matter how minuscule it was, text him about a new artist you found out about and how you're going to have their music on loop; the more you include him in your life, the more giddy he feels on the inside and he absolutely BRAGS about it to the others
he overthinks a lot and really needs someone who's patient with him because if you're going on and on about your day and there's no balance between what you share and what he wants to text about, expect the dreaded "ok", "that's nice", "lol"
this can also be due to the fact that he doesn't want to seem childish nor does he know how to express his emotions like how Laito does
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marcusrobertobaq · 5 months
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Sav Dan's Shop (Android Zone) exploration and commentary
⚠️ The quality is just terrible
This Android Zone is called SAV SHOP in the game files. Where is it located within Detroit? No fucking clue. There's a similar destroyed Android Zone in Kara's BfD. Dunno if they're the same.
They sell new and pre-owned androids, components, repairs even some electronics and some other shit like that. Real average small tech shop.
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"Kalu's Tool"? What a name. No idea wtf it is but this Uke Antivirius is kinda funny 🤪 I just can't read the text at all, bro.
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Idk what these RXL things are but ok. Reading "robot" i assume is related to those robots from the concept art. But maybe can be used in androids?
Now those LVB ones:
LVB MACRODATA 7850: Move effortlessly between Androids applications with a powerful processor.
LVB "300% ENERGY": Move effortlessly between applications with a powerful processor.
LVB SMOOTH 2.2: Help preventing further darkening and protect the skin from premature erosion
Ok, we're talking about 2 processors and one stuff for the skin? THE SKIN AIN'T A HOLOGRAM CONFIRMED.
Now, man, now look the size of that shit right there, this EYE™️ component.
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Gotta be for those heavy work models. It says TR600 and the heavy model we know is TR400. Maybe a new gen? But, man, still too "big" xD that's what she said
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As u can see, androids parts ain't "hollow". Ain't supposed to be, at least. Also u can notice how androids are made with "easy limbs detachment and replacement" in mind, the cables in the joints are basically plug/unplug. Still weird tho.
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Say hi to the Roomba
Other android parts they sell are these "patellas" (the knee the joint) and legs/arms. Also those "Thirium cells"...
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Kinda different from the regulator we know, huh? They also got a whole M series shit going on related to that patella thing i'll leave this link cuz these textures are ridiculous. Means some models series are named with one letter only, the second letter being variations of the same "model family".
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"POWER UNIT" and it's part of a UPGRADE PACK. Also a "GENUINE PARTS PROGRAM" idk what this means. Maybe pirated and cheap 3D printed components are a thing, we see these machines in Jericho.
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I still don't know how these limbs works in practice, sometimes the joints just...doesn't make any sense in my head.
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I ain't got no idea what those small boxes are. "Dust Cover"? What?
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No idea what the triangle thing is, there's nothing on the box. Judging by being a triangle must be something related to androids (ofc).
Also boxes like that purple and red ones are CABLE PACKS (from AFC?). I can notice there are some formats (one of 'em really similar to the one Zlatko uses when plugging into Kara)
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U can see a Hard Disk, Wireless and "Tabs" icons there. I'm not sure what that means, maybe u can used to connect these things O.o
And ofc...CLOTHES.
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They sell clothes for androids? I mean, ain't got the markings we are used to and they look pretty generic but still something.
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On the table we see what looks like empty thirium bag, an opened triangle-shaped box then below the Uke Antivirus, other cable packs, dust covers, regulators, eye components, audio processing components and some other shit that looks like HDs and SSDs
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This SATA III SSD also comes in 8TB, 4TB and 2TB. Wtf xD
An honorable mention to the Android Compartments (feat Kara without a head)
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I personally think it should also be a recharging point too but, well, doesn't look like one - but how tf this shit's detecting the android status then? Whatever, i hc they can recharge in there.
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