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#c: joker
charlietheepicwriter7 · 3 months
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The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.
A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.
Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"
Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.
The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.
There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.
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batmantasdaily · 7 months
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#same
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dcconfessions · 8 months
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Harley Quinn and Rick Flag would make for a way better romantic pairing than Harley Quinn with either Joker or Poison Ivy.
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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littleqxinn · 2 years
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@fallesto​ continuing from here X
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Lucy couldn’t help but frown in confusion as they walked through thee abandoned fair grounds. She has never been here before and she isn’t sure as to why the Joker has brought her here. Lucy also doesn’t like that Harley is no where in sight, and she knows that her mother doesn’t allow her to be alone with her father. 
The little girl crosses her arms as she tries her best to fight the chills from the cold wind, now she really regrets not bringing her jumper. 
When Joker stops to look at her, finally acknowledging, she stops abruptly, because she didn’t want to collied into him. As he mentions that Harley has made a mistake, she raises an eyebrow of concerned. For she cannot remember her momma making a mistake, nor has she had anything to do with angels. 
“But daddy, thats not correct.” Lucy shakes her head, trying to defend her mother. “Momma hasn’t made any mistakes, at least this month and she has had nothing to do with any angels. Angels don’t exist.”
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martyrbat · 10 months
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he had the grimace shake :(
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da-proti-toku-grem · 1 month
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someone please cuddle the kitty he's freezing :(
from Jan's IG story
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stormymind14 · 3 months
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LMFAOOOO
If this is how Jason eats, I won't be surprised
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targarrus · 5 months
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cocksley-and-catapult · 3 months
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the asks you get on here are absolutely fucking deranged and im glad you have a sense of humor about it and dont let it turn you into the joker
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batmantasdaily · 8 months
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Even Joker is struggling in this economy!
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mydarlingbat · 5 months
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wantsomebits · 3 months
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c!tntduo got some lego batman typa shit going on
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Joker (2019) Poster by Jack C Gregory
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radioactive-cloud · 7 months
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what if in tomorrow's backstage video we get a confirmation that bojan thought nace and jan kissed on stage and they all keep making jokes about it in the most deadpan tone (again). what then
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martyrbat · 5 months
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harley quinn (2000) #35
[ID: a sequence of three panels focusing on an abandoned cup of tea as drops of blood drip down into it. Harley Quinn's internal narration boxes reads, ‘I was a tomboy growing up. Tackle football with the local boys? You bet. Under a car hood changing a filter? Sure. Dances? No. Pedicures? Pass. Sewing? You have to be kidding.’ The panels expand, revealing Harley hunched over. She's shown in a profile view and from afar, her face hidden by shadow as her blonde hair is in a slightly overgrown pixie cut.
The blood continues to drip as her narration resumes, ‘I remember watching my mother. Sewing. Sitting in this old chair with a pile of clothes my dad or brother needed fixing. A rip, a tear, a patch. Just kept a smile on her face as that pile got higher and higher. I resented her so much. Sewing. I vowed I'd never learn.’ Her hand comes onto panel, revealing she's holding a needle as she yelps, ‘Ow!’ We finally see her bloodied face when she looks up at the suddenly ringing phone, it being revealed that she had to give herself sutures to close a large gash on her forehead. END ID]
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