I’ve thought a lot about this actually so. if C&C species swapped, catapult -> a crow named crowbar, cocksley -> a cat named cuntsley

Crowbar would specifically be a slim-billed crow, they live in Southeast Asia (this includes the Philippines where catapult is from) and crowbar felt like the most fitting name because it’s a pun on his species and a weapon. Like catapult

cuntsley (or cootsley? Coochsley?) is definitely harder because I want to keep his name being like.. inappropriate /genitals, but also still vaguely reference his species AND start with c. Cunt is the funniest option to me but if that word makes you uncomfortable (understandably) I think coochsley is also pretty funny. Unfortunately no names will ever be as seamless as cocksley, but we make do

anyways cuntsley & crowbar is my favorite tumblr webcomic

Between the two, which one would wear a large cowboy hat and which wears an old wizard hat?

I love sneaking up past my bedtime to read ur comics

Every time i search for your blog i have to type in cock. I don't like it.

how would cocksley and catapult react to catapult getting catnip?

i'm catapult

wait those are a cat and chicken? I thought they were just strange gay human lovers

what’s cocksley’s occupation? and does it involve statistics :3 (he was doing some stats calculations in one issue and i. i like stats so 👍)

hello mr. c&c i would like to inform you that this comic has. very obviously influenced the way i talk and write dialogue and im wondering if you know the cure for this ?

should i vote cocksley or catapult for the upcoming elections

do you have like. voice claims for the both of the bois

If you're open to suggestions, could you do one where the comic is rotated 90° to the left?

wait wtf is the yuri neurotoxin. i'm interested. tell me

If I shined a laser pointer near Catapult would be try to get it

in a horror movie, which one would die first

because I feel like Cocksley would die first, but mostly BECAUSE of Catapult’s stupidity

try drawing cocksley first. before catapult