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sweetest-honeybee · 1 year
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The duality 😂
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nemisisnemi · 3 months
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WAHAHAHA
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That moment when you draw a whole ass piece just bc you saw ppl drawing Leona with a blep and wanted to draw it too
outfit reference below
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same outfit as the previous leona thing I drew for practice
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nyommie · 1 year
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When i made this, i actually got inspo from a tumblr post hahaha
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olivefreezy · 1 month
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Cursed thought. Does the mustache pin on Kalim's toque mean that those are in style in modern times in the TWST universe, despite being big in the early 2010s?
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If the Pringles man can handle a bushy mustache, then so can Club Wear Kalim--
On a more serious note though 🤔 I’m of the opinion that nothing truly goes “out of style”; it really depends on the person wearing it and how it’s incorporated into an outfit. Kalim makes the mustache on his hat look good so I’ll allow it to exist--
I actually think the mustache motif really suits Kalim’s more casual look! It’s a fun callback to the Sultan from Aladdin and to Kalim’s Union Birthday interview (in which he states that he hopes he can be the kind of person that’s dignified enough so that he will look good in a big bushy beard). The gold nail polish is also a nice touch! Very luxurious~
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appreciatingtokrev · 1 year
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HI!!!!!!!!! ELYS!!!!!!!!! sorry for the enthusiasm it just feels like i haven't spoken to u in years even tho its been like a day or two 😭😭😭 but how've u been? whatcha been getting up to?
i catched up on the tokyorev anime (s2) and its v nostalgic watching it ngl, but its rlly fun to see hakkai, koko, inui and yuzuha finally in action :) i also started watching buddy daddies! idk if u ever got into the whole craze of spy x family but its all rlly good, new fav anime genre frfr
HEY!! TAKU!!!! :3 no no dw you’re all good anyways and you don’t have to apologize to me if you’re enthusiastic abt smth /gen i think it’s very stupid that society tries to silence people who are happy about something like?? it’s not annoying either?? idk. anyways fr same it does feel like it’s been years 😭😭 i’ve been doing good, ty for asking!! hanging out with my qpp was, as predicted, very fun hehe. we just talked, listened to ddf audiobooks and cuddled while enjoying each other’s existence but fr that’s one some of my fav activities to do,, idk it’s just. i like people i like their presence i like doing my own thing beside them yk. well after coming home again i survived three days of school which wasn’t too interesting imo. i did get two copies of the same 3* draken in the tokrev game tho that was pretty cool. how about you tho?? ohh i’m saving the new episodes (i’ve watched the first one already tho) bc some friends and i will finish s1 of tokrev and then the episodes of s2 that are out soon, probably the coming weekend so yeah lol. i am very excited i cannot wait to see the iconic kokonoi blep animated!! i am generally very excited for him, as well as inupi, and hakkai, and yuzuha. and more chifuyu!! aaaa. oh i actually wanna watch that some day. maybe spy x family too idk yet. it does seem fun fr i get the hype but idk how much i will personally enjoy it tbh buut one day we’ll see lol
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spockvarietyhour · 2 years
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All right let’s get this episode over with.
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bas-writes · 2 years
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it's sunday night, i should be sleeping and loading batteries before monday hell, not thinking about Luffy's snakeman and how much of a snake he has because snakes have 2...you know what
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adyophene · 2 months
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Do I think Husk is too proud to Blep? Yes. Does that stop me from wanting him to? Fuck no.
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lovi23 · 1 year
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Today coming back home I saw my neighbor's chonkee cat and he just stared at me with the most gracious, majestic, SUBLIME *blep* ever, tongue SHINING against the sun, eyes half closed like if they were sniffing some... Stuff...
Artistic interpretation:
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roboticchibitan · 2 years
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Humans understand that for a lot of alien species, baring teeth is a sign of aggression, so we all learn to smile with our mouths closed but then we meet an alien species that think "that thing you guys do with your face muscles" is as adorable as we think a cat doing a blep is and then only finding out (with horror) way later that when we smile at each other we bare our teeth and that's a sign of friendliness and happiness we do to each other among members of our own species.
Imagine being an alien recently assigned to a new ship and there's multiple humans on this crew and you're like "Yes! I hope these humans do the 'smile' thing it's so adorable" and then you watch two humans hanging out and they're baring their teeth at each other and you're like "oh no the predators are gonna fight this is bad" until someone else on the crew notices you turning distressed colors and is like "No that's what their smiles look like when they smile at each other" and the you're suddenly very intimated by the fact that the persistence predators bare their teeth at each other when happy.
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mochinek0 · 4 months
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Daminette December 2023: 31-Charades
The Waynes were in the living room by the fireplace, enjoying some hot chocolate and playing charades. It was Christmas and Superman had given them an early gift. He was watching over Gotham to give them a night off.
Marinette pretended to pick a slip of paper out of the bowl and placed it in the opposite bowl. She smiled at everyone. She held up her hand and put up two fingers.
"Two words." Stephanie called out.
Mari nodded. She then placed her hands on her hips and stood tall.
"Person!" shouted Jason.
"A name?" Tim questioned.
Mari shook her head. Marinette cradled her arms together and rocked them.
"Someone is rocking the boat?" Dick asked.
She shook her head again.
"A baby?" Damian questioned.
Marinette nodded and clapped her hands. She stood tall and motioned a round belly in front of her.
"Pregnant." Dick called out, "Someone is pregnant!"
Marinette nodded.
"Who is pregnant?" Tim whispered, "Do we know anyone who is pregnant?"
"Or were pregnant?" Barbara suggested.
Many of the Waynes looked confused and had gone into detective mode. They were no longer focusing on Marinette and were too busy trying to recall people they knew. Mari pouted, but Damian motioned for her to continue. She smiled, happily.
Marinette pointed to herself.
"I'm pregnant?" Damian questioned, getting everyone's attention.
Marinette smiled, "Yes, Damian. I'm pregant."
Everyone's jaw dropped. Damian stood up quickly.
"Are you pregnant or is this part of the game?" He questioned.
Marinette pulled out a pregnancy test, with a tiny bow attached to it.
"I'm actually pregnant." Marinette spoke, "I found out last week at the doctors, but I figured a test would be good proof."
Damian rushed over to his wife and looked at the tiny stick in her hand. There was a plus sign on it and next to it was labeled as pregnant.
"Really?" he whispered.
"Merry Christmas, Habibi." Marinette spoke, "You're a father."
Damian wrapped her up in his arms and kissed his wife's head. The Wayne started to shout and celebrate.
In Metropolis, Clark smiled at the dinner table.
"Are the Wayne having a good night off?" Lois asked.
"Yep." he answered, "I'm sure they will be calling us soon. It seems like I chose the best gift for today, after all."
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melanirana · 7 months
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Heya!- Just a random cute thought but what if Mer-eclipse or mer sun and moon do the little sniffing thing sneks do with their tongue sometimes? Its just a really cute idea but it'd also be really funny if They just did the bluff strike sneks do but its just like a gentle bonk-
yes Sun and Moon do the lizard/snake blep.
Sun is doing it out of affection
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and Moon is doing it to be a liitle shit (bastard cat energie) he's also doing it out of affection but he is to shy to admit it
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amhrosina · 1 year
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If you don't mind me being a little nasty. *clears throat*
I feel in the deepest parts of my vagina that Namor would be that type of man that would grind his cock into you.
Like he would bearly leave your pussy while he fucks you. He would grind sinfully and roughly hold you down so you can do nothing but take his deep penetration.
And last but not least he would do it in the missionary position so he can watch as your eyes roll back as he drags his cock against your walls
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BESTIE!!!!! YES!!!!!!! (*for the record, i don't mind anyone being a little nasty in my asks when it comes to things like this lol*)
So like, we all know Namor has likely had a string of lowkey lovers over the years, right???
And being absolutely astronomically for real, the rumors about him being SO good in bed are absolutely true ANYWAYS
I feel like Namor has always insisted on taking his various lovers from behind?? Like it subtly puts some emotional distance between him and whoever he has in his bed.
And he has a strict 'no kissing' rule. He has centuries of mistrust, walls, and rage built up - these boundaries are a way for him to stay in control of this situation!
And then he met you and that all flew right out the window.
The first time he takes you to bed, he doesn't even realize he has you panting and moaning on your BACK until you arch into his touch and it almost sends him over the edge.
He decides he doesn't care about following his rules anymore when you look that stunning cumming around him.
And shit, when he finally ruts into you so deeply that his entire world shifts, it's like having a taste of the forbidden fruit.
He will literally leave important meetings just to find you and fuck you against whatever surface is closest.
He's never been so ravenous for someone before. And he always fucks you in missionary because he loves to watch you squirm underneath him.
The easy access to your sinful lips is also a perk.
When he's feeling particularly mischievous, he'll tease you by nipping at your jaw, pressing kisses to your collarbones, and whispering the dirtiest things he can come up with into your ear, all while fucking you hard into the mattress.
Watching you uncomfortably shift in your seat after he spent half the night fucking you on every surface imaginable is his favorite way to spend breakfast, though he's been known to lay you down on the literal breakfast table and take you right then and there if he thinks you didn't find enough pleasure the night before.
Namor is a self indulgent lover, but he never fails to make you cum multiple times before letting himself climax.
Don't even get me started on how feral he gets when you ask him to taste you!!!!! That man is 500 years old!!!! He knows how to eat pussy!!!!!!
This was so much longer than I was expecting??? Anyways, Namor makes me absolutely feral (as do most of the men I write about), so everyone can feel free to send me more of these lol
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starwrighter · 8 months
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I am not a baby!! (yes you are)
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(Chapter 14)
Damian was fighting for his life, for his dignity! Uproarious laughter rang in his ears, his siblings cheering for karma.
“This is the best day of my life!” Tim cried. “The tides turn! It’s a miracle!” 
“I let him win!” He defended, watching the hatchling swim around.
“Sure ya did,” Jason added sarcastically.
“He’s smaller than a Mesmer! You’d have to be an idiot to think I couldn’t defeat him!” The hatchling is tiny, likely twice as fragile as the rest of his clutch despite his ferocity. 
“Can we please not goad Damian into killing the guppy?” Dick admonished, the eldest being the only one of his siblings with sense. 
“I’m just saying, a hatchling got him to back off twice,” 
“I didn’t want to crush him!” He snapped, “What was I supposed to do?” Damian could’ve easily snapped his tail and thrown the hatchling away. He just didn’t want to hurt the guppy.
“I get it. Babies are a terrifying force to be reckoned with. We’re all glad you escaped with your life,” Jason teased with faux sympathy.
“He didn’t scare me! And he sure as the Lava zone didn’t defeat me,” He screeched, tail thrashing back and forth through the bright red grass of the grassy plateaus.
“Listen,” Tim started. I know how hard it is to admit defeat,”
“Of course, you know how to admit defeat Drake,” Damian interrupted. “But I wasn’t defeated, so I can’t relate,” He sneered. 
“It’s worse than we thought,” Tim replied sadly, “He’s in denial!” 
“I am not in denial!!” He roared, startling the hatchling. The hatchling fled his nest, swimming back into his egg.
A noxious cloud of decay spilled into the water. A putrid scent of death assaulted his senses. Worse than anything a gaslopod could shoot out but still appealing to the scavengers of the shallows. Blood clouding the water smelled too rotten to belong to the living hatchling but was similar enough to send his heart racing.
Often these eggs hatched one or two babies, the amount of viscera spread out through the shallows was enough to suggest two babies had been inside that egg. One child rotting before they even got a chance to hatch.
The living hatchling emerged alone once again… Depressing.
“What're we going to call him?” Dick asked.
“The girls would be pissed if we named him without them,” Jason added.
“They should’ve been here if they wanted to name him,” Damian said. “ They have no reason to be mad at us for their tardiness,” He finished. 
“Disrespectfully, I don’t want to die,”  Jason said.
“Can we at least discuss names?” Dick whined.
“You haven’t even met him!” 
“Only because you’re hogging him!” His older brother pouted.
“He’s very stab happy, would you rather I let him swim to you and attack a reaper on the way?” Damian sniped back.
“I’d rather you let us help you guard him,”
“No! I’m perfectly capable of watching a hatchling,”
“…but he stabbed you?”
“Just a scratch, barely a concern,” Damian defended, “A tiger plant could hit harder than he did,” 
“I for one, vote we keep the stabby teenager away from the stabby baby,” Tim suggested. 
“Shut up or I’ll teach him to stab you on command!” Damian sneered, cutting off the bond. He needed time to think.
Damian turned, but the hatchling was nowhere to be seen. His blood froze, gills flaring. No no no no no no no, he couldn’t be the one to lose this hatchling. Father would never trust him with anything ever again! Shooting over to the little one’s nest, Damian tapped on the barrier.
Tap…Tap…Tap…
Nothing
Tap…Tap…Tap
Again 
Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.Tap.
Faster, more consistent, he braced himself for the hatchling to shoot out and start mauling him again. Still nothing, not a peep or shuffle. 
He lost the hatchling.
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crowinthewoods · 4 months
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A bunch of incorrect quotes just cuz I'm bored and these are funny. I might have went over board and no I'm not sorry.
Jon: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Gerry: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Jon: Yeah, they're all birds.
Gerry: What’s up with you?
Jon: What do you mean?
Gerry: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?
Gerry: *makes Mike a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
Mike: *sips tea*
Gerry:
Mike: *finishes tea*
Gerry: Didn't it taste bad?
Mike: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
Gerry, tearing up: Oh, okay.
Tim, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?
Gerry: …
Gerry: What’s in the box?
Tim: What woul-
Gerry: Tim, what’s in the box?
Tim: I think you know.
Jon: What did you two do?
Mike:
Tim:
Jon: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Gerry: Why would I flip my shit about that?
Tim: Because you flip your shit about everything.
Gerry: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle.
Jon: Mike, we're hungry!
Gerry: Mike! What's for dinner?
Tim: We're hungry, Mike!
Mike, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*
Tim, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Tim, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Tim: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
Jon: If you water water, it grows.
Mike: ...What.
Tim: They've got a point.
Jon: What are you two arguing about this time?
Mike: They’re always using common phrases incorrectly!
Gerry: Cry me a table, Mike.
Jon: *Locks Mike in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Mike: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Jon: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Mike, used to Jon being dumb: Sure...
Jon: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Mike: Okay?
Jon: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Mike:
Jon: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Mike: Jesus, that one is a little-
Gerry, interested: No, no, Jon, keep going.
Tim: Gerry? What are you doing here?
Gerry, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.
Jon, texting Tim: I’m a theif.
Tim: Thief.
Jon: Theif.
Tim: I before E except after C.
Jon: Thceif.
Tim: NO.
Mike, slamming pots and pans together to the rhythm of "Give it to me, I'm worth it": I didn't get no sleep cause a' y'all! Y'all never gonna sleep cause a' me!
Jon: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.
*at a zoo*
Daisy: What are they in for?
Not Sasha: Daisy, this isn't prison.
Daisy: So they can leave?
Not Sasha: No, but-
Daisy, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Daisy: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Kevin, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Not Sasha, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Kevin: Coming right up.
Daisy: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.
Mike: Where am I on the list?
Daisy: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.
Daisy: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Not Sasha: And?
Daisy: And you are.
Kevin: A banker? Me?
Melanie: Yes, Kevin.
Kevin: But I don’t know anything about running a bank!
Melanie: Good. No preconceived ideas.
Kevin: I’ve robbed banks!
Melanie: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside.
Tim: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Mike, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
Gerry: Awww, why don't you like cats, Daisy? They're just snuggly buddies! They have toe beans! They make a little blep! What's not to love??
Daisy: I don't know Gerry, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.
Gerry:
Daisy: I'm ALLERGIC.
Tim: Made you all playlists!
Tim: Gerry, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Tim: Kevin, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Tim: And Melanie has the ABBA Gold album.
Not Sasha, excitedly: Heeyy!!
Daisy: Hey, someone's excited.
Melanie, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.
Daisy: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Martin and Jon's convo?
Gerry: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Tim: I'm in the washing machine.
Mike: I'm in the closet.
Gerry: We accept you Mike. <3
Mike: No I'm literally in the closet.
Gerry: Love is love. <3
Kevin: Who hurt you?
Not Sasha: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Kevin: ...Yes, actually.
Melanie: This can’t get any worse. Can it?
Tim: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
Helen: Hey, Sasha, where are you going?
Sasha: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Sasha: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.
Gerry: Mike said its my turn with the brain cell.
Sasha: Square up.
Kevin: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Kevin: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Basira: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Melanie: So did their neck.
Sasha: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
Jon: Possibly.
Sasha: I’m in.
Martin: I think this might be a bad idea...
Tim: Don't start thinking on me now!
Melanie: Basira, I know you love Helen. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely.
Melanie: But I think they might be a fucking idiot.
Basira: *cooking*
Melanie: *kicks down door*
Melanie: *grabs knife from Basira's hand*
Melanie: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Basira:
Basira: What.
Martin: They're trying to tell you they want to cook.
Sasha: Kevin and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Michael: What did you do?
Sasha: They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Kevin: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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