I feel like Jason is such a lover boy. He acts all tough but he’s just a hopeless romantic at heart.
oh absolutely. the thing is, baby boy is so used to being guarded, keeping his feelings tight to his chest for the sake of protecting himself. it takes months of dating and quiet patience from you before he feels comfortable enough to act on those romantic urges.
he quotes shakespeares sonnets on occasion. the two of you have made a guessing game out of it, where hell quote a line and you’ll guess what number sonnet he’s quoting from. if you get it wrong, jaybird kisses you, teasingly murmuring something along the lines of, “absolutely incorrect, doll face. try again?” you’ve yet to get one right.
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One thing that destroys me is that Mike Wheeler will always choose what he believes is best for other people, and won’t even consider his own happiness first. It’s always about his friends. And yet his choices only seem to hurt the ones he cares about the most. Every choice he believes to make his loved ones happy only seems makes them miserable, but all he wants is their happiness. It’s never about him, and it’s always about other people, but it never seems to work out in his favour.
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Book 3 — Chapter 34
*stares at watch again* HOW THE FUCK
God I’m back at this shit what is time
Anyway, let’s be sad together
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AHHHH BABY NO
Why are children so mean man
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“Hopeless in studies” my ass boi. You were literally just dealing study guides that helped students get 100%s on tests. I think you have to be smart to create stuff like that
Now if only you didn’t scam people
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Games are fun Azul! They don’t have to be productive. Tho I guess little bitch children like that do absolutely ruin the fun of any game huh
Fuck those kids for making Azul this way. Now I have to deal with his trauma as an underpaid therapist
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How does writing with ink in the water even work??? Also he must be braining very good because I can barely focus on writing with my two limbs. Imagine writing 5 things at once. Couldn’t be me
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Awwwww little Azul meeting little Jade and Floyd! They all sound so cute!
Also what bullshit was Azul saying about not being able to assert himself. He like immediately threatened the twins when they tried to touch his stuff
I love that it sounds like Jade and Floyd just decided to keep Azul and he had no choice in the matter lol
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Oh yeah. Azul saying he’s hopeless in studies when he’s able to do magic like Ursula. He better quit selling himself short here
I love that Jade and Floyd know it’s him. I mean, it’s pretty obvious but still. And they just basically call him out on it
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Oh boi he’s lost it
Azul, holding into middle school revenge plots and grudges isn’t good for you man. I think we did you a favour with the contract destroying. You need a fresh start bro
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Azul, honey, as your severely under-appreciated and underpaid therapist, observing your bullies for moons on end is not healthy. Please find a better coping mechanism than holding issues over their heads and hoping no one like us comes along to fuck it
This man needs help with his control issues from someone who actually knows what they’re doing. Aka not me. Get a real school therapist Crowley
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AZUL THIS ISN’T HOW IT WORKS
I get it but sir not like this. He’s too dependent on the scrolls as a part of his identity to realize he’s smart and capable and no longer at the bullies’ mercy. He’s not that same little octopus, not cause of the scrolls but because he grew as a person (mostly, he’s still a baby dumbass like everyone else at the school)
Also him thinking he’s invincible because he has the scrolls. He’s kinda dumb there because he like knew he wasn’t
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yeah so i’ve never been to a pumpkin patch before and that’s why i’m going today.
i was talking to my mom about this yesterday, and she was like, “[name redacted], i definitely took you to a pumpkin patch when you were a kid!” and then she rattled off some different farm names where she allegedly took me.
to which i replied, “no mom, that was [one of my younger siblings].”
she had an oh shit moment and realized i was right. this is the burden of being the eldest child!!!
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sometimes I genuinely forget I run a CATB account on Insta, someone commented something thirsty and I was about to go block them (thinking it was my PERSONAL insta and it was some weird old man) before realising “Oh right, I post hot Van pics. Carry on”
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the rumours are terrible and cruel but honey they’re not true if they were started by the sun
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Look I’m not of age so it doesn’t matter anyways but idk how fans are brave enough to sign up for LOH with like. Serious intent on dating the streamer. Like it’s far more likely you’re gonna get embarrassed live on stream and infront of your fave than end up with them, like I could never. Also the competition is for shits and giggles I don’t think a real relationship has ever come out of this show ever 😭😭
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Okay but what if, by the time Remus was in seventh year, everyone knew he was a werewolf. But they didn’t mind. They knew very well that Remus was such a good person and they just couldn’t be scared of him.
And and and what if, the reason it was a secret again when he returned to Hogwarts as a teacher is because everyone that knew that he was a werewolf and everyone who knew him well enough not to be scared of him had died?
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Came across this on Pinterest and decided to check the comments (ProTip: the Pinterest comments under Ed Sheeran slander are always good)
Discovered that people were theorizing that it was because he has red hair; This was backed up by several asexual gingers in the comments (as well as numerous people who know an asexual ginger).
So, like or reblog or something if you are an asexual ginger, know an asexual ginger, or just think Ed Sheeran shouldn’t be horny. Let’s prove Ed Sheeran is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
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