parableofarable: Waiting to play in Dublin. To pass the time between concerts I love getting together with the guys and talking apps! For those who are not familiar whatsapp is a libido powered messaging service designed for iPhone. The user opens the app and attaches two sets of diodes, 2 to the genitalia and 2 to the papilla mammaria or ‘nips’. The app then uses a series of complex algorithms to determine what the user is trying to say and sends it without their knowledge or consent. The working title for Whatsapp had originally been ‘Genital Jamboree’, however, it was changed shortly before its release in 1947. The app comes from the hands of two Swiss developers, a pair of former radiation canaries who set out with a goal to make people think even less before they speak.