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#buddy daddies incorrect quotes
mommyesque · 1 year
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Suwa Rei in a nutshell :
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spiteful-sapphic · 10 months
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little creature vs overhead lighting
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otomeblcass · 1 year
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Kazuki: We can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one, Bud!
Rei: Manslaughter it is then
Kazuki: NO
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tazernatic · 1 year
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nah but imagine how the conversation went before they decided to make the breakfast for kazuki
miri: i wanna make something yummy for papa!
rei: yummy?
miri: yup, like his french toasts~
rei: no way, that's too difficult.
miri: so papa rei... can't do it?
rei, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this—
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sir-klauz · 1 year
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Kazuki: *cooks*
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Rei: *ungratefulchild 25 year old man*
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Miri the actual child: DELICIOUS 2764 compliments to the CHEF I have absolutely no idea who either of you are but whateverrrr tbf though mamas cooking is simply just better though actually
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Kazuki:
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Hen: Explain to us again how your baby daddy—
Eddie: Buck is not my baby daddy!
Chim: And your almost sugar daddy—
Eddie: Tommy is not my sugar daddy!
Ravi: Started dating each other?
Eddie: I don't know.
Hen: It's ok Eddie, two tops dating means they have to take turns until they find a bottom, you still have a chance.
Eddie: I'm not a bot— You think?
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thelemonsqueezr · 18 days
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saw a thing on twitter and well... you know i had to do it to 'em
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this-is-krikkit · 10 months
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kidnapper: so i have your kid
levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven
kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up
levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??
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kozukenbsf · 1 year
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protect them at all cost
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sleepy-bebby · 1 year
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mommyesque · 11 months
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This one only barks. This one bites.
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greatwyrmgold · 1 year
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Miri: Can I have a piece of cake from the fridge? Rei: What’s the rule? Miri, sighing: No cake after dinner… Rei: No, that’s Kazuki's rule. My rule is that you have to bring me a slice too.
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otomeblcass · 1 year
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Kazuki: Kitten, I'll be honest, daddy's about to kill himself
Rei: Me talking to my cat.
Rei: I've been informed this wasn't about cats.
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tazernatic · 1 year
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kazuki: do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
kyu-chan: you're a hazard to society.
rei: and a coward, do twenty.
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dat-is-i · 1 year
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leif and rei are the same character and you cannot convince me otherwise
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fever-dreamer97 · 1 year
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Izuku, hiding in a bush: Eri-Chan sensed us!
Bakugo, hiding behind a newspaper next to the bush: Brat has a knack for this.
Izuku: Those are our genes at work!
Bakugo:
Bakugo: Our what?
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