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*pretends it hasn't been like two weeks* 😎
I wanted to wait until I had more written but alas, le writers block. but never mind that, it's turtle baby Jr time
🔫 Sprays you with juice that makes you go read SomeRandomDude's Cas Apocalyptic series because it's very fun and I like it.
[Part 1]
“Hm. Well it’s not on fire,” Donatello says as he steps into the perfectly normal looking kitchen. The younger turtles keep their eyes firmly away from the cabinet Donnie shoved Casey Jr and his containment mug into. Thankfully, Casey seems to be being cooperative and quiet at the moment. Maybe he fell asleep, Leo thinks.
“Pffft of course it’s not on fire. Anyway you wanted coffee? I think April brought us some fancy stuff? I want some too, lets use that.”
“M-hm, sounds good…”
Leo ignores the feeling of Donatello’s eyes drilling into the back of his head and opens up a cupboard that doesn’t contain a secret baby mutant nephew turtle. He pulls out the nice coffee April gifted them and starts measuring it into the coffee maker.
Out of the corner of his eye he watches Donatello raise an eyebrow at the cutting boards spread over the counter containing minced up fish meat and a single strawberry.
“Trying a new recipe, Mini-Mikey?”
Mikey jolts. Leo is abruptly reminded of something. Donatello is, or was(?), Donnie until the whole apocalypse thing. At the very least he had exactly the same childhood.
Which means he knows exactly which brother to press.
“Oh, uh-uh-” Mikey stutters and squeaks. “I mean- yeah! I was just, y’know, I thought I’d do something a little… different?” Mikey’s head slowly sinks into his shell until only his eyes show.
“Well I’ve got no idea what it might be but I’m sure it won’t… disappoint me.”
If you were to hold a lying competition Mikey won't take last place. That honor goes to Donnie followed by Raph. Mikey would sit at a comfortable third with April beating him out for second, leaving Leo to claim the title of Best Liar of his siblings.
April and Mikey would tie but Mikey has one significant weakness that lets April beat him out every time. He can't stand to disappoint the people he cares about.
“You would never do something to deliberately disappoint me. Right?” Donatello grins at Mikey, all teeth. Mikey rings his hands together, the rest of his body frozen.
Leo smacks the buttons to set the coffee machine running and bolts to rescue Mikey.
He tries for a smooth slide up to sling an arm over Mikey’s shoulder but a hand catches him by the shell. Donatello lifts him just as effortlessly as Raph ever has, and keeps him there, dangling in the air.
“Mikey.” Donatello sets a heavy hand on Mikey’s shoulder, sending his head retracting another inch. “Is there something you need to tell me?” he says it with the same voice Dad always does when he’s lying about them not being in trouble.
Leo tries desperately to motion for Mikey to not give in- he can still totally salvage this- but it’s too late.
“Ahhhhhhh- DONNIE ACCIDENTALLY TURNED CASEY INTO A BABY TURTLE MUTANT!” Mikey wails.
“He what?” Donatello’s head snaps toward Donnie, all but hidden behind a board stiff Raph.
“You left your lab open!” Donnie sputters, indignant.
“My lab- did you touch the test tube on the desk?”
“We put him in a mug!” Mikey wails, fully retracting into his shell
“A mug. You put him in- Wait.” Donatello looks at their empty hands. A dawning horror grows on his face. “What mug? None of you are holding a mug. Where is the mug?”
Donatello finally drops Leo in favor of whipping around and grabbing Raph by the shoulders. “Where did you put the mug?”
“Uhhhh Donnie shoved it in the cupboards!”
“You left him unattended?” Donatello yells, already ripping off cupboard doors.
“My kitchen!” Mikey squawks, popping out of his shell and leaping up to hang off Donatello’s arm.
“My nephew!” Donatello retorts.
Three cupboards meet their demise before Leo manages to scramble over to the correct one, yank it open, and carefully pick up the mug containing Casey Jr.
“Quit wreaking the kitchen! Look, it’s fine, see?” Leo holds the mug out in two careful hands, one under and one over just in case Casey decides to try and jump again.
Donatello snatches the mug, ignoring Leo’s hissed “Careful!” like he’s heard it a thousand times.
He stares down into it, not moving a muscle. Leo doesn’t even think he’s breathing.
“...Ok I know he’s adorable but I think holding your breath is a bit-”
“This is the mug you put him in?”
“Uh. Yeah?”
“This mug right here?”
“Well technically Donnie put him in it but-”
“This mug, right here, which is empty.”
ehehehehe There's a baby turtle mutant loose in the lair! No one knows what to do, least of all CJ! He's never been in a lair before!
[what the vibes of the next part will be like]
[this is where part 5 will someday go, when it will come nobody knows]
#cass apocalyptic series#my writing#bs posts#once i defeat the writers block it'll be time for the bit i wanted to write this whole story for#yes we are only just now getting to the part I was most excited to write#chaotic turtle baby jr ehehehe#turtle baby casey Jr#Finally y'all get to know that i'm imagining him as one of Those kids#the kind that had to be put on a leash because if you looked away for half a second they were GONE#Junior has breached containment >:3#i am very much having fun in cass's sandbox#if you haven't taken a peak at Cass's series I am sending a :( your way
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#i was gonna make this a text post but thought#why would i do that when i can make it easily consumable via meme#tbh love this format its so easy and hits the spot#My Wish Is to Fall in Love Until You Die#Kimi ga Shinu made Koi wo Shitai#my memes#my bs
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Literally fuck this shit. Trans people don't forget we are soso loved and lovely and never alone, no matter what. We will always have each other and will always find each other, and cannot be stamped out. Especially transfems and trans women! You deserve spaces where you are safe and happy!! It will be okay!!!!
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also, i really find it interesting how people can genuinely go about saying "Well this group isn't attacked for their identity so they can't be queer " while then turning around and. attacking said group. for their identity. and exemplifying classic __-phobic tropes. It's really dumb. You are being the thing that you claim does not exist
#this post is about the current aro discourse nonsense going about but is absolutely more generally applicable.#aromantic#aro#idk about anyone else but i always find the aphobia at least a little bit validating? in a weird way. because they're always saying#'you arent queer if you arent oppressed' or whatever bs. so whenever they turn around and. and attack us for being aro its like#they're showing me (and the rest of everyone) why i must be queer. by their own logic
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Captain Link needs a break (he doesn't get one)
#linked universe#lu wind#ww link#toon link#lu warriors#hw link#lu mask#lu time#oot link#mm link#tloz#tloz fanart#pre lu#post lu#time travel shenanigans#my art#I'm not at home rn so I'm drawing slow#but I'm still on my bs
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I know Jason always calls Dick the "Golden child" and in comics tends to paint him as this unbeatable person in terms of morals/goodness in his head, which makes Jason feel inferior and not good enough..
but I think it'd be so fucking funny if instead of Jason thinking he'll never be as good as Dick, it's actually him just mocking his brother around others, because Jason 100% remembers Dick on multiple occasions offering his 12yo self weed while Bruce wasn't around, and he's the only sibling with the knowledge that Dick wasn't this "holier than thou, I make no mistakes and am perfect" child, which is why Jason keeps praising to the younger batfam members on how Dick is so perfect KNOWING that Dick was absolutely not that.
#screw the whole 'jason will always feel inferior to dick because he was so perfect' bs#give me that 'jason felt inferior to dick because he could never smoke as many blunts as him and not pass out'#jason todd#dick grayson#redhood#nightwing#batbros#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#incorrect dc quotes#crack#fanatical posting
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First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X
Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
#this whole thing is so stupid and im so sorry but holymoly i got a brain worm and it just went feed me with this bs#also that first image is more of riffing off of lemons's original post than anything to do with this au in general#cus mega and op would be their faction leads-#i just liked the original idea of starscream being a shit angel or fairy in this case on his shoulder#maccadam#transformers#lemonomelette#lemon i really hope u dont mind me drawing some cursed as ff art from this hell#i hate even typing the tags for this hot cringe#mtmte#fuk butch whats his face tho#megatron#starscream#soundwave#oh i did draw humanformers that actually go with this bs but i havent decided if i wanted to post it yet#ratchet#ultra magnus#deadlock#wheeljack#jazz#transformer crossover#fairly oddrobots#artz#pie artz
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#i’m back on my bs#that post is so funny#naruto#naruto uzumaki#sasuke uchiha#gaara#sasunaru#narusasu#sns#gaanaru#narugaa#naruto shitpost#naruto shippuden
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#i forgot to post this#i think#i know zoro was having a panic attack when that happened#like “im not good enough bs”#meanwhile luffy wants to hold a banquet lmaooo#one piece#monkey d luffy#roronoa zoro#luzo#zolu
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#dont think about itttt#btw since this post keeps coming back through times to time i want to say that whole idea if those designs is me being mean to gabe->#and making v1 a living thing made of hungry hell meat and gabe is a robo powered by devine electricity or some bs#haha YOU are a just an mere object now#those are not bugs i am sorry 😔
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*shoves part 3 of tiny turtle baby Casey Jr out from under my rock*
Inspired by Cass Apocalyptic Series by somerandomdudelamo
go here for part 1, here for part 2
“We’re not feeding him worms!” Mikey yells with an outrage is so thick he could bottle it up and sell it as a seasoning.
Donnie throws his hands up. “Mikey the internet literally says that’s what we’re supposed to feed him!” He gives his phone a vigorous shake, just to drive the point home.
Leo grabs the arm with the phone and drags it down to his level. He flicks through the screen for a second, ignoring Donnie’s eye rolling and general huffiness.
“It also says we can feed him fish and small shrimp. Or fruits and veggies if he’ll eat them.”
“I’ve got strawberries and grilled mackerel.”
“Raph can help cut it up small for him.” Raph sets the Casey Jr containment mug down on the counter. Donnie glares at it, muttering darkly, but relents at Leo’s look.
“Ugh. Fine. You’re probably depriving him of vital nutrients but whatever, just ignore Donnie- hey! Wait, those are my strawberries!”
Mikey turns away from the counter to shake a strawberry at Donnie. “One: you turned him into a baby turtle, Two: he’s tiny so he can probably only eat one anyway, and three: you turned him into a baby turtle!”
“Uggggghhh fiiiiinnne.”
Raph peacefully takes a knife to a small piece of grilled mackerel while Leo… 'supervises.'
“You remembered to de-bone the fish right?” Leo stares at the little pieces of fish on Raph’s cutting board, hunting for any sign of a dangerous shard.
“It came without bones, Leo,” Raph says with all the patience of an older brother utterly done with his little brother’s nonsense.
“Cool cool cool, but you checked that they didn’t miss any little ones, right? Sometimes they don’t get them all.”
“I checked,” he sing songs through gritted teeth.
“Ok but you’re super sure, right? I mean. Not that you would have missed that but, like, he’s just so tiny-”
“Leo I swear-”
There’s a thud of someone barging into the lair immediately followed by a voice that has every turtle in the vicinity- except the one confined to a mug- freezing.
“Casey Junior!” the elder Donatello yells through the lair.
Panicked looks fly between the brothers. Casey Jr chirps a greeting. Donnie slams a hand over the top of the mug to muffle it.
“He’s back early!” Leo hisses, whipping towards the entrance to the kitchen.
“Well gentlemen- and Leo- it’s been an honor. I’ll tell Gram-gram everyone says hi.”
“What do we do what do we do?” Mikey leaps up and clings to Raph, who clings back.
“Casey Junior?” the elder Donatello calls again, confusion and a bit of concern creeping in. His footsteps come closer.
Donnie, looking like he’s two seconds from leaping onto the ceiling, shoves Casey Jr’s mug in a cupboard.
“What are you doing?” Raph hisses.
“What does it look like? I’m prolonging my inevitable demise! Now get away from the scene of the crime.” Donnie says, shoving his brothers toward the door.
“Wait- Donnie! You can’t just shove a baby in a cupboard and leave!”
“He’s fine! He’s in a mug!”
“That doesn’t make it better!”
“Well it will have to do, I can’t just leave evidence lying around!”
“He’s not evidence he’s a baby!”
“I baby-ified slash mutated his nephew! He’s going to murder me. Which I know because he is me and if someone did that to my family I would murder them.”
Leo scrambles after them, visibly torn about leaving a baby- mug confined or not- in a cupboard.
“Aw, you do love us…” Mikey coos.
“You know I love you guys. I’ve literally told all of you that before!”
“Yeah but it’s nice to hear it!”
“Awwww Don-don,” Leo coos, the opportunity to menace his twin an instant distraction, “Would you avenge me if I got murdered?”
“No,” Donnie lies, “If anything I’m more likely to be the one doing the murdering.”
“Would you avenge Raph?” Raph asks, pouting. Donnie reaches out and pats his arm.
“They would be dead before you started rigor mortis.”
“Awwwww-”
Ahead of them, someone clears their throat. The young turtles freeze.
“As touching as it is to watch you all swear vengeance for each other I seem to be missing a nephew.” Donatello the elder leans against the entrance to the lair, eyebrow raised. Only the fact that he hasn’t bothered to take his hat and coat off betrays his worry.
Donnie shrinks back behind Raph’s shell.
“Uhhh… We…” Raph’s eyes dart to each of his brothers but finds no help there. Especially not from Donnie, who is busy pretending he’s not there. “We… haven’t seen him?” Raph says at the same time as Mikey squeaks out “He went out?”
Donatello frowns. Mikey’s head slowly sinks down deeper into his shell until only his eyes stick out. Leo, certified best liar of the turtles, steps in for damage control.
“He went out for groceries, he was worried since we were getting low.” Leo opts for a casual lean against Raph’s arm. He flips his hand and shrugs in a little ‘what can you do,’ motion.
Donatello squints at the three of them and then eyes Donnie carefully peeking over Raph’s shoulder. Donnie freezes and slowly sinks back down.
Silence settles around them, every second adding another pound of pressure.
“… Right. Casey Jr, who is notably very uncomfortable venturing to the surface on his own, went out to get groceries. Alone.” Donatello steps past them.
“Yeah I mean, just a couple things? A little literal milk run to get his feet wet, y’know? Gotta fight the fear and all that.” Leo turns and follows him, his brothers trailing after him. Over Raph’s shoulder Donnie makes several alarmed motions. Leo raises an eye bridge at him. Donnie points violently toward where Donatello is walking toward-
Walking toward the kitchen.
“Ahhh y’know, why don’t we all go to the living room?”
Donatello turns and raises an eyebrow at Leo, a flat frown on his face.
“…Why don’t you want me going in the kitchen?”
“Whaaaaat? Who said anything about keeping you out of the kitchen. You’re a big, strong, independent turtle and you can go wherever you want. I just thought, y’know, the living room might be… more comfortable. For your old man bones.” Leo gives Donatello his best grin. Donatello returns it with a flat stare.
“Suuurrre. We can go to the living room.”
“Really!?” Mikey exclaims, halfway to drooping in relief.
“Yeah. Once I get coffee. From the kitchen that you’re totally fine with me walking into.”
Leo’s brothers exchange nervous looks. Leo is not so easily broken. He’s kept secrets from his twin before. How much harder can lying to an adult Donatello possibly be?
[part 4]
#cass apocalyptic series#bs posts#my writing#turtle baby Casey Jr#ehehehe we're almost to the fun part
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💤?
#me#body#latina#curvy body#latin babes#latin girls#mine#yo#curvy girls#argentina#arg#buenos aires#bs as#welcome home arg#photography#my post
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Scorpions from the past
#the Scorpions are a reference to his comics and past trauma#i definitely think that ghost would have triggers or moments where he beeaks down and some of them are during really bad moments#also i post more soapghost on twitter#It's 7am and I have yet to sleep but my mind is only thinking about the next part of the comic#simon would most likely disassociate and ghost would take over#soap would blame himself because he couldn't calm him down in time to not let ghost come out#If he hadn't pressed his mouth closed so hard or bs able to properly calm down#that he wouldn't have to build this wall up again.#i also think ghost would come out especially when he realizes that Simon's directly putting not only soap but himself in harm's way#But the comfort bits where soap slowly softens ghost back up by just spending time near him#telling jokes and getting simon to realise he's safe again so he doesn't need to put up the walls#but soaps inability to help was the final straw that let ghost out so it'll be really rough to loosen his walls again#simon riley#ghostsoap#john mactavish#soapghost#fanart#mw2 fanart
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Broskis ts!underswap is so fun. every single part of it is *chefs kiss*
I went in completely blind and honestly i think it was the best move i could have made
i love how its just swapped roles but not personalities so it leads to stuff like this its so creative
Anyways have some more self insert sansnomaly (and chara)
#sansnomaly#junie art post#*adds chara into the “puppetted children thirdwheeling sansnomaly” club*#sans x reader#sans x self insert#utmv#undertale au#ts!underswap#CAN I JUST SAY WHILE SANS IS GREAT HERE#TS SWAP ASGORE IS JUST AS AMAZING?#LEGITIMATELY. THE ENTIRE RUINS IS SO WELL DONE ESTABLISHING ASGORE AND WHAT HE DOES THERE#that i was so. so. reluctant to leave him.#i connected and sympathized with him more than i ever could with toriel in the original. hes so darn sweet its painful.#and from what ive “heard” in the uh. geno route... smarter too.#anyhoo. back to sans.#i wont lie im not that big on comic book heroes. im not that uh savvy#but SPOILERS!!!!#i love how cleverly they implemented the alter ego with crossbones and sans#also seing sans pull new pranks really reminded me how exasperating he is back in UT#every ridiculous line and bs he pulled was so... *sigh* i understand papyrus now#unfortunately for him thats not gonna stop me from loving him any less#crossbones' personality specifically took me a while to like. but he grew on me. (like a barnacle on my ass)#but seeing him admit he liked being crossbones was super cute as hell omg#whatever makes you happy sans#being crossbones also rises to the most ridiculous ideas too so. cant complain
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if kim only cares about people's worth if they're in the RCM then why in the fuck was he about to give his jacket to some random ass kid
yeah sure the guy who only cares about other RCM officers if they're good was about to part with the only item of clothing keeping him somewhat warm in a place where there's ice thick enough to support two grown men and a bunch of other shit absolutely
(edit: i'd appreciate it if you take a look at this version instead x it contains way more nuance and some amazing additions)
(edit 2: here's a version with IDs as well x )
#i said i wasn't gonna engage or post much about de but that one post was pissing me off so bad and i was going through my screenshots#by engage i mean interact with the fandom aside from reblogging shit i like#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium kim#em talks bs#edit:#i may have worded some things very meanly here i am sorry#but this post wasn't made in the intention to bash or invalidate anyone's opinion just point out some things#that i think are worth discussing and boy did u guys deliver /pos
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Dan explicitly describing the contents of Phil’s bedside drawer did something to my brain fuck married people
#married people and their married bs#dnp#dan and phil#I’m always gonna obnoxiously tag every post I make I can’t help it#phan#dan and phil games#danandphilgames#dnpgames#amazingphil#phil lester#dan howell#dapg#dapgames
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