we talk a lot about how sasuke and naruto are so crazy about each other but there’s never enough attention on how the rest of the naruto cast Also thinks they are two fucking lunatics. like we are not alone on this. you have jiraiya telling naruto he needs to not go and chase a mf who tried to snatch his heart out his ribcage and naruto is like no i’d rather be a fucking moron for the rest of my life honestly. you have naruto leaving a mission and saying sory i cannot stay i need to go home and wait for sasuke and the fucking platypus looks at him ???? like he even had me confused where are you goin g to wait? ? why are you saying that like sasuke is coming back the fuck did i miss??? you have the kage summit arc which is just a whole bucket of ice being dropped onto you because you come in and immediately get slapped in the face by naruto letting himself be beat up because he won’t tell them where sasuke is??? like he has any fucking idea where sasuke is. and sai tries to make him come to his senses like naruto??? naruto WHAT ARE U DOING. it’s so bad they need an intervention. right after that naruto faces the raikage and gets on his knees saying i know my almost boyfriend almost killed your brother but i promise it wasn’t on purpose he was just being silly please don’t put a bounty on his head a war will literally ensue. and like. there’s LAYERS to this. 1. even RAIKAGE is like BOY what are you doing. STAND UP. 2. at this point you can count the people who like sasuke on the fingers of one hand like WHO is gonna start a war over him… naruto out there moving a war against a whole country by himself over his bf ok you go girl i guess. after this it gets even worse like gaara has to go up to him and be like SASUKE DOWSNT CARE ABOUT YOU. HE DOES NOT WANT YOU. and naruto just slaps his hand away in front of his family like rude?????? ignoring anything it is hilariouuusssss and then sai is like sorry. sakura lied to you they are actually off to kill sasuke and naruto gets a panic attack so severe he passes out. like i am not joking it was so bad his friends tried to kill sasuke behind his back. and then naruto escapes bedriddenment (is that a word?) after passing out from his panic attack to run and make sure NOBODY kills sasuke. like he’s on a RUSH leaping those trees he’s a boy on a mission. then after he gets there he’s like kakashi DO NOT TOUCH HIM. they launch themselves at each other bla bla gay monologues did you see what was in my heart and then. and then naruto is like. wait sasuke. and sasuke waits like sorry that’s such a little thing but it’s so funny to me like sasuke was just acting a lil murderous crazy manic wtv but naruto told him to wait and he waits. ok good boyfriend. anyways moving on naruto is like do you get it sasuke. if we fight again we will BOTH DIE! (everybody gets a ?????? bubble) i am the only one who can shoulder all that hatred. i will CARRY THE BURDEN OF YOUR HATRED AND WE WILL DIE TOGETHER! and . absolutely Everybody in that room just goes ???????????? what the FUCK is he TALKING ABKHT. everybody except sasuke. sasuke smirks and he’s like sure. they just talked about dying together and meeting each other in a different life where they’ll be free of their burdens and they’re just Fine and all ok smiling at each other and everyone is so fucking confused. like the entire supporting cast is with us side eyeing sasuke and naruto and thinking what in the everloving FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU????????

mfw a stalker in an orange mask gives you the finger every time you get hospitalized from chakra exhaustion

i’m back and all i’m giving is low quality shitposts

TAG GAME

Name your favorite MILF/Mature Women from any fandom and tag four people

Kushina Uzumaki of Naruto Shippuden

@dragonotaku-justineverything @pugsbone @itashiro-hitsuchiha @tokufan400

ah yes the uchiha brothers......itchy and scratchy

Valentines Day Card: Hinata to Naruto

Naruto: *blinks, holding an Envelope with the Hyuuga Clan Kanji on it* "From Hinata?" *he opens it, pulling out the letter*

'Though I looked from afar,

I've always recognized you.

I've always seen you as a star,

I wish to be with you,

As your partner, as your ally,

As the mother of your child.'

-Hinata

Naruto: *blinks* "Hinata..."

This was made for her

Who needs Mangekyō Sharingan when Kakashi can just finger me into another dimension.

Deadpool: *shamelessly looking at Tsunade breasts* I want to motorboat those jugs~!

Tsunade: *cracking her knuckles in anticipation* Shame you won’t get to do it.

this was the original scene in 185 but it was cut kishimoto told me himself

I’m gonna leave this here and slowly walk away…

Hinata: My name is Hinata Hyuga and I am addicted to Naruto cum.

Anko: *Stand Up* And I also addicted to the Gaki cum too.

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Random Guy: Hinata-Sama, Anko-San…this is a teacher and parent conference….

Can't remember if I've ever posted this thing I made years ago so here ya go ig