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snapeingturtle · 2 years
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I want to read a fic based around the snily friendship with bi Sev and lesbian Lil. With an epilogue where Sev is a fresh teacher grieving his friend's death and being comforted by another fair but short-tempered lesbian Gryffindor Minerva McGonagall herself.
I would write it but I'm not a writer, I don't have a plot, and I'm lazy.
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momo-t-daye · 2 months
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...okay, so I suppose Christmas in 1995 was on a Monday and if the winter break is generally two weeks long and starts on the weekend before Christmas, then maybe the first Occlumency lesson (on a Monday evening) was on the 8th of January and Severus Snape was not yet 36 years old, but, ah, time is wobbly etc.
Has Severus taken the role of "Godmother" faster than Harry has managed to adapt to Sirius' revelation/declaration? Maybe, yes, probably. Does Voldy demand student drama and gossip from Severus? Yes.
Part Two
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muggl3bornprincess · 1 year
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I have this theory that all slytherins are bisexuals, no exceptions.
I don't know if it's their energy
I don't know if it's their clothing style
Could be the eventual bad behavior? The sarcasm? The dark humor? The "don't fuck with me" face? I'm not sure
But look at all that BISEXUAL VIBES
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Look at that girl OHMYFASGAHAYSHASHA
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Yeah that one too
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And of course
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Oh my god
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OH MY GOD
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I CAN'T
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Well I think it's not a theory anymore. IT'S A BLOODY THESIS
Oh and also me and all of you slytherins who are reading this 😝
Bye
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seriousbrat · 18 days
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i hate the 'homophobic snape' thing a lot in general, i mean it's worth noting basically his only friend through most of the books is also the only gay character lol.
but the truth about snape is he doesn't give a shit about stuff like that. I don't think he would have rly known about it if (big if) any of the marauders were gay-- like being 100% realistic I don't think as a teenager in the 70s he'd be above using homophobia as an insult if it was someone he hated. but also if it was someone he was friends with (mulciber) he would be accepting/not care. similar to the werewolf thing, i don't doubt he was frequently extremely vicious and offensive to remus about it but if it had been someone he liked (so lily or mulciber) who was a werewolf he would have been pretty accepting of it imo. if it was a random student he wouldn't have cared.
that being said i often dislike homophobia plots in fic in general because they always seem so gratuitous and over the top. it's obviously using snape as a mouthpiece for the most extreme vile (and out of character) views so that the marauders are justified in bullying him. like i don't think he was woke and politically correct (clearly) but be fr he doesn't care that much. and it's not that i don't think people should explore homophobia in their own writing, obviously, explore away, this is just why i personally dislike the way it's handled a lot of the time. it just so often feels contrived and insensitive to me, kind of misery porn-ish if that makes any sense. like to what extent is it necessary i guess
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pommur · 2 months
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I will now suddenly come out of hibernation from the snapedom and drop this on all yall.
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A short fanfic about Snape freaking out his students to gain some control over them. Fear is the key. But young Snape learns that you sometimes can push yourself to far. Canon compliant.
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ravenshavenn · 1 year
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I headcanon that Snape is a trans ally which is why jk rowling is so quick to hate on him.
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forgottnblog · 1 year
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happy pride to demisexual bisexual snape
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kind-hufflepuff · 1 year
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YOUNG SEVERUS SNAPE AS A VAMPIRE WITH A MENTAL SHIELD GIFT (LEGILIMENS / OCCLUMENCY)
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bluecrazydriver · 4 months
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Deeply, and deadly, in love.
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Severus and Anasthasya are soulmates developing a reciprocal love, however, it is affected by the conflicts and dangers occurring in the world of magic.
Available in Brazilian Portuguese on my Wattpad: lovelace_venus
Young!Snape x OC | Professor!Snape x Professor!OC | Friends to Lovers to Haters to Lovers
Warnings: angst, smut, fluff, deaths, violence, sexual content, inappropriate language. Minors DNI.
AN: English is not my first language. Sometimes I get discouraged, but I created this fanfic precisely to get back into the habit of writing. Even if it turns out shit. I haven’t read the books so if something doesn’t make sense just ignore it or stop reading.
Chapters:
Chapter 1 - Under the tree
Chapter 2 - Hydes' Family
Chapter 3 - Severus drawing
Chapter 4 - Le cœur d'Anasthasya
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Hope you like it!
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goodlife300 · 6 months
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my costume was so cuteeee🌲
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snowyblondie215 · 5 months
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Fun facts about my Harry potter AU:
× sirius loves hello kitty, his fav characters are keroppi, mimmy, and kuromi.
× Nymphadora can carry Lupin without problems, she can even spin him around in the air without having backaches.
× severus is arromantic and bisexual, but he doesn't like to admit it.
× lucius have a lot of roses shrubberies in their mansion's garden.
× lupin doesn't like brownies and apple pies.
× ariana dumbledore has entomophobia. (fear of bugs)
× mcgonagall and hooch are dating, hooch is sapphic and mcgonagall is lesbian.
If you like my content and wanna support it, follow me, press the heart button and leave a comment below here 👇
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slyther-bi · 1 year
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Teen Severus to Lily, about Mulciber: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
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kitchen-box · 1 year
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You know when I said I would update on the dark sides reaction if Harry was pining on Voldemort.
Yeah, I only meant Snape.
Only to make things clear here
Harry has s crush on Voldemort in every form
Quirell? The most beautiful man EVER with a pretty sick turban too bad it hurts when he looks at it for too long
Diary Tom? That's basically canon
Ginny while possessed by diary Tom? Harry is veeery confused why he notices Ron's sister is pretty only sometimes
Snake Voldemort? I mean, I heard the Victorian era women used to want to have really white skin so they marinated it in powder. And he is OLD. So maybe he saw his mother put it on and he liked it so he decided to recreate the look??? Who cares?! It's the '90, for Merlin's saggy tits... Is Harry a monster fucker??
The rest of the horcruxes? They really are veeery pretty. Even more than that 100 karate necklace on the teli that aut Petunia was dropping hints to wanting
P.S.:'words' are thoughts ;'words' are Parseltongue also words are actions and gestures but you get that from context already
Anyways, to get back on track with Dark Side *coughs* Snape *coughs*
I want to make memes featuring Snape having meltdowns from to much stress from this bullshit.
So I am going to make memes
First year
Harry *staring at Quirell*: singh's audibly
Snape, begining to feel uncomfortable: glares to establish dominance
Harry, startled, not knowing what else to do: waves awkwardly
Quirell, also startled: waves back
Harry, lovestruck: giggles and accidentally spills his drink over Ron
Ron, who has the emotional range of a spoon: annoyed gremlin noises
Snape, recognising that look anywhere: drops his fork
Dumbledore, literal genius, watching the whole time: confused headmaster noises
Second Year
Snape, bringing potions to the infirmary because Harry bloody Potter and co. decided to fight a basilisk and there are literal petrified children (in this day and age): 'How the fuck did I get here?'
Harry, who doesn't have glasses and is high af, seeing Snape walk past his bed: Wanna hear about the really pretty boy I killed??
Snape: stops walking and stares at Harry
Harry, still high on some kind of medical fairy dust: He had a really handsome face. It was too perfect now that I think about it. That should have been my first sign that he was Voldemort trapped in a diary
Snape having an urgent need to sit down: tears up from stress
Harry 'I one mistook Dumbledore for a snitch' Potter: Well not really Voldemort, 16 year old him, but it was Voldemort so I said Voldemort. Anyways you should have seen his eyes. They were really pretty. Like I would have joined him if he asked me to, just so I could look at his eyes forever...
Snape, sits down on the foot of Harry's bed: Shhh, shhhh. Oh, would you look at the time? It's time to shut the fuck up and go to bed.
Snape: tucks Harry into bed and pat's his cheek semi- lovingly
Snape: It's also time for a bottle of fire whiskey. Ruffles Harry's hair in hope he'll finally go to bed and not tell him how handsome the Dark Lord is
Harry, not really understanding what is going on but this man is nice even if he is blurry so he'll do as the nice man asks: okay
Harry: Can you also gime me a kiss?
Snape: Ask Albus
Harry: Okay, who's Albus??
Snape: ...
Snape: Just go to bed before anyone gets hurt
Harry: Who's gonna get hurt?
Snape, full bullshitting mode at this point: The pretty boy you killed
Harry: le gasp
Harry, very seriously: Plot twist
Snape, also very seriously, nodding in agreement: Fucking plot twist
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seriousbrat · 2 months
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i'm working on my fic and its so funny to me how mulciber is basically Sev's love interest for this part lol.
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I gave myself major ick writing this btw but that's nothing new. these are the sacrifices i make in my commitment to the "he wants lily but he also wants mulciber" jkr quote
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finns-blogg · 24 days
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Are they friends? Are they enemies? Or are they potential lovers!? :00
Idk if i should make them lovers or not.. it would be funny considering Sev and Harry don't get along
ALSO TO ANYONE WHO SHIPS SEVERUS WITH HARRY(or any adult x child) I WILL BE BLOCKING/REPORTING YOU- LIKE THAT'S ACTUALLY SO DISGUSTING 🤢🤢🤢
(later i will draw Atlas and Octavia's friend groups)
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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If a person writes brilliant Snape fanfiction there is a 99.9% chance that they are not attracted to just one gender. I don’t make the rules.
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