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I want to read a fic based around the snily friendship with bi Sev and lesbian Lil. With an epilogue where Sev is a fresh teacher grieving his friend's death and being comforted by another fair but short-tempered lesbian Gryffindor Minerva McGonagall herself.
I would write it but I'm not a writer, I don't have a plot, and I'm lazy.
#severus snape#pro snape#snily brotp#lily evans#lesbian lily evans#bisexual severus snape#does before hoes#snacgonagall brotp#idk why but bi sev being besties with lesbians is a comfort trope of mine#turtle's bad self-indulgent fanfic ideas
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McGonagall: Did you have breakfast today?
Snape: Of course
McGonagall: What did you have?
Snape: Oh, just a salad
McGonagall: A salad?
Snape: A grape salad
McGonagall: ...
Snape: A liquid grape salad
McGonagall: Severus...
Snape: Wine. It was wine.
#severus snape#minerva mcgonagall#snacgonagall is my brotp#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect snape quotes#hogwarts professors#snape fandom#snapedom#minerva McGonagall
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Snape: *visibly hungover after McGonagall drank him under the table at a staff party*
McGonagall: How's your head?
Snape: Haven't had any complaints
Dumbledore: *chokes on his tea*
#severus snape#minerva mcgonagall#snacgonagall is my brotp#incorrect harry potter quotes#incorrect snape quotes#snapedom
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Severus: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Minerva: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
Dumbledore: I remember the first few drinks, and um, after that the night's just bits and pieces
#severus snape#snape fandom#snapedom#minerva mcgonagall#snacgonagall is my brotp#albus dumbledore#incorrect hp quotes#incorrect snape quotes#source: modern family
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Does anyone know some or even have a list of fanfics with McGonagall and Snape friendship/mentorship? I accept no ships or any ships between Hogwarts staff and other adults, don't really care about what's going on with the students.
but in my heart McGonagall and Sprout are in love and Snape is a bi slut
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Concept: McGonagall teaches Snape to be an animagus.
Bonus: Snape's animagus is a kitten.
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Ok but have y'all considered
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It's 6.30 pm on a Tuesday and I'm crying over McGonagall and Snape baking a cake.
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You've all heard of enemies to lovers and enemies to best friends to lovers, but my heart belongs to
Student and teacher to enemies to collagues to allies to best friends / rivals.
Yes this is about Snacgonagall :)
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McGonagall: You should really consider a healthier breakfast
Snape, pouring vodka: Don't worry, it's vegan
#incorrect snape quotes#incorrect hp quotes#minerva mcgonagall#severus snape#snapedom#snacgonagall#snacgonagall is my brotp
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How desperate am I for comfort content? Desperate enough to be writing it at 2.50 am.
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My sim painted Snape and McGonagall
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Reasons why Snacgonagall is my brotp and canon is mine now:
They were rivals but they clearly respected each other greatly.
Their teaching styles were compared to each other's, both had the talent to keep the class quiet without extra effort.
Going off of the previous point, it would make sense for Dumbledore to ask his deputy headmistress to show his new spy teacher the ropes.
"Albus he's a death eater! And practically a child! What the hell were you thinking?"
Adding onto another canon compliant-ish Minerva headcanon I have where she had a soft spot for the Marauders, the angst of them working together initially.
Going from enemies to frenemies to found family and Minerva eventually seeing Sev as her son (but don't let Sev know that or he'll be mad).
Wlw and mlm solidarity because Minnie is a lesbian icon and Sev is a disaster bi, you cannot convince me otherwise.
I headcanon both of them as smokers. Don't ask me why.
Minnie teaching Sev embroidery. Imagine it.
#severus snape#minerva mcgonagall#snacgonagall#pro snape#snapedom#i am more passionate about my brotps than any of my ships#fuck your canon jkr mine is better
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snape: *discovers how loved he is in the muggle world and is extremely confused* mcgonagall: I TOLD YOU
Snape: they are drawing me doing mundane tasks?
McGonagall: they are drawing you doing much more than that...
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Minerva McGonagall, after she found the newest addition to Hogwarts teaching staff, 21-year-old Severus Snape, having a breakdown in a broom closet: bitch I'm a mother,
no ✨ Drama ✨
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I'm randomly remembering one of my sims 3 saves where Sev and Minnie were witch roommates in Midnight Hollow, Sev made a fortune selling potions and Minnie was a teacher and both of them had adopted supernatural children and omg I need to find that save file right now
#snacgonagall is my brotp#even more than snily#i think the plantsim i had sev raise was named lily though#getting the urge to play sims 3 again
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