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spooning-pluto · 2 months
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“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
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spooning-pluto · 3 months
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“in March I’ll be rested, caught up and human.”
— Sylvia Plath, The Letters of Sylvia Plath vol 1: 1940-1956
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spooning-pluto · 4 months
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the crown: elizabeth is a virtual saint. her life of cutting ribbons and never working one day while living in literal palaces is one of personal sacrifice and service. the country would crumble without her.
fandom: omg best show ever!!!
the crown: charles is a human being with complex and sometimes contradictory emotions. also, divorcing someone doesn’t mean you’ll throw a rave party when they die.
fandom: this is literal propaganda!!! aren’t they ashamed???
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spooning-pluto · 4 months
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if I see something described as spicy i already know it's going to be full of the worst sex scenes my human eyeballs have ever perceived
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spooning-pluto · 4 months
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*has idea for multi chapter fanfiction*
*plans multi chapter fanfiction*
*finishes chapter eight before anything else*
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spooning-pluto · 9 months
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the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline
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spooning-pluto · 11 months
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Harry [after almost getting himself killed yet again]: Hey, Snape. What’s up?
Snape[signature sneer]: What’s up is my blood pressure, Potter.
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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Anyone who talks to me for longer than five minutes:
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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When people think you love Snape because of his 'romantic,' sad backstory and the fact that he was revealed to actually have been 'good' all along... no, sir, actually he had me at the creepy pickled animals floating in glass jars all around the dungeon walls. That's the Snape I fell in love with
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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“Everything will be alright,” said Snape. “I promise you.”
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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as a victim of bullying myself in middle school, i swear to god, if my best friend of 7 years would almost laugh at me being sexually harassed in front of a crowd by four of my classmates, i would call her something even worse than a “mudblood”. I don’t think some of y’all realize how much of a traumatizing situation it would’ve been.
lily was fucking disgusting.
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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I wish it was more acceptable in fandom for Snape to just have poor hygiene. Why can't his hair just be greasy instead of it being a hair serum or from potions? It's not... He's been greasy since he was a neglected child. Maybe bad hygiene makes him seem less appealing but it makes the most sense.
It tracks not only because he's so busy he barely has time to sleep, not only because JKR (sorry to mention her I hate her) said he doesn't take care of himself, but it tracks too perfectly with his history too, and even the fact he wears layers and buttoned up clothing. He is walking unresolved trauma and he's just trying to survive his life and keep his promise.
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Being physically vulnerable has never been safe.
Ouch ouch ouch.
#normalizeSnapespoorhygiene #itsatraumaresponse #andittrackssohard
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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Truer words have never been spoken.
,,The marauders fandom> any harry potter fandom"
Girl there is no marauders fandom there is people creating OCs and calling them by harry potter characters names, because they like the aesthetic where these character lived. Not the actual characters.
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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I got my favourite Snape! I got my favourite Snape!
Here’s a quiz to see which Snape you’re going on a date with tonight 🖤
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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Severus snape cried at the night when Charity Burbage died. He went back to the castle and just lose it. He screamed at dumbledore's portrait, why he have to done all this? why can't he just die too already. And after hours of pain, the next day he accepted his destiny, and played his role like nothing happend.
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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Marauders stans be like “James Potter says acab 🥰” As if he wasn’t literally a wizard cop
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spooning-pluto · 2 years
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I really want to sleep with Snape.
I mean, literally have nice naps together.
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