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beardedmrbean · 3 months

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Le important day in meme history has arrived

#doge #origins #birth of a meme #kabosu #5k #10k #15k #25k #50k #75k

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kiriona-apologist · 1 year

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watching the vanilla extract meme develop in real time is weird bc i'll see polls from 17 hours ago and be surprised when they don't have vanilla extract options

#birth of a meme #polls #vanilla extract

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todayontumblr · 2 months

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Saturday, February 17.

Villain origin story.

Tumblr is the home of many things. And it is the home, perhaps most famously, of old internet energy. On the subject of fame, and old internet energy, this week saw the anniversary of a myth, a cornerstone in online culture.

It was 14 years ago this week that a Japanese kindergarten teacher posted some innocuous images of her rescue-adopted Shiba to her personal blog. And the rest, as they say, is an image of said Shiba staring sideways, politely, if a little unsettlingly, into the camera.

#today on tumblr #doge #dog #online culture #shiba #shiba inu #origins #birth of a meme #villain origin story #kabuso

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cletusthurstonbeauregard · 3 months

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#meme #birth of a meme #lolwtf #pansexual

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departmentq · 2 months

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#star trek #star trek tng #tng #the high ground #birth of a meme #irish unification #bbc #essentially a throwaway line #like a dropped pebble causing ripples in a pond

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moneyncrypto · 1 month

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Do you know who Kabosu is?

#moneyncrypto #dogs #doge #dogecoin #meme #memes #meme culture #crypto #memecoins #cryptocurrency #blockchain #kabosu #birth of a meme #meme history #shiba inu

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certified-moth-moment · 6 months

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GOOD OMENS DAY! SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE EARTH!

#twinning birth month with the earth #twinning and winning #october girlies <33 #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens memes #neil gaiman #certified moth rambles #scheduled #i dont wanna miss it sorry #scheduled post #1k babey!!!! my first 1k!!!!

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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Niffty: Are you a boy or a girl?

Angel: According to my family, I'm a failure.

#AFAB equals assigned failure at birth #hazbin hotel #angel dust #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #niffty

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tanked-up · 19 days

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Soap: I feel like we’re spending too much time together

Ghost: Agree, we should stop

Soap: Definitely should stop

Ghost: …after you come with me to town

Soap: …and after we finish baking the pies I’m gonna buy

Ghost: deal…

(Fast forward two hours, they ended up sleeping on same bunks)

#together since birth #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #incorrect cod quotes

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harmoonix · 2 months

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When people wonder why you don't wanna have kids but your inner spiritual bish already knows it.. because of your 5H being empty in the birth chart

Normalizing not wanting kids is perfectly normal

#astrology #astro observations #birth chart #astro notes #astrology observations #placements #astro community #horoscope #astrology meme #astrology memes #5th house

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birthing1020 · 4 months

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🤰💦2️⃣ from the birth emoji

a woman is about to give birth at home. its her first pregnancy and her husband assisting her throughout the labor. and the unexpected things happen, she keeps squirting everytime a contraction hits. they want to do it again and again. he wants her to be pregnant again.

Tags: Female, twins, orgasmic birth

“In and out with me — breathe deeply”.

Angel’s husband began breathing deep for her to copy, the contractions were close but not enough for her to give birth yet.

Her huge belly sat between her legs as she began copying her husband, she was rocking on the side of the bed, rubbing the womb that held her twins. “I-it just hurts.” She spread her legs apart and breathed deeply between each contraction, each pain filled moan tightening her belly, she just wanted to birth these twins already.

“Take it in, just let the pain sweep through you.” He spread her legs and began rubbing her thighs, each finger moving towards her pain filled cunt, waiting to be toyed with.

Little did she know, but he loved her pregnant. Her plump and milk filled breasts to the hips he could grope on to when she was riding his cock. He loved every inch of her newfound body and how motherly it made her look, just the thought of fucking her again made him hard, but right now he was more concerned about getting her off.

One hand tenderly rubbed her belly, with each moan and wince, all he could give was sympathetic smiles. He didn’t know what it was like to give birth, but he wanted this to be pleasurable for her. With his free hand, he grazed the entrance to her pussy, a finger slipping in as he rubbed her clit.

“Ooooh!” She tilted her head back, her plump breasts stuck straight out as she leaned back on her shoulders. “Take it all in, baby.” He slid his pants off, his hardened cock pressed firmly against his boxers as he rubbed the inside of her thigh with it, the friction feeling all too well. He leaned down and sucked on one of her hardened nipples as his fingers went to town, rhythmically playing with her soaked folds.

Each finger played a part on lessening the the painful contractions and made them pleasurable — more bearable. Angel spread her legs wider, allowing him to get deeper inside her eager and wanting pussy. She began panting and whining, her back arching from the pain and pleasure that was overtaking her body. “Oh—ooooh!” She thrust her hips forward, fucking his fingers as her legs began to tremble.

She suddenly squeezed her legs closed on his hand, his fingers trapped as she came on his fingers and her body shook from the ecstasy. She groaned and came again as a contraction rippled through her body — what was once pain was now pure pleasure.

She laid there and panted, trying to catch her breath and was sliding his hand out of her soaked cunt. She rubbed her belly and sighed with pleasure. “T—that was something.” Her husband’s mouth gaped open, the pregnancy and labor making her body all too sensitive and it was the hottest thing he’s seen. His wife just coming apart and he wanted more of it.

He sat on the bed and pulled her on to his lap, his erection pressed firmly on her ass as he spread her legs wide open. “Mmm, i want you to squirt for me, again.” He whispered in her ear and this automatically sent shivers down her spine. She pressed back against his chest, her eyes shut as she focused on the pleasure. “Oh—oh—.” She was chanting out as another contraction took over, tightening her round and extended belly, she began grinding on his hard cock as previous cum soaked his boxers from her pussy. Another multiple orgasms made her explode! Or at least made her feel like it was. “Ohhhh!” She screeched out and climaxed, falling back on to his chest as she panted trying to contain herself.

She went to stand up, her knees already shaky from climaxing an endless amount of times. She gripped her belly and groaned as fluid gushed from her opening. “Oh! My water!” Her husband quickly went to her aid and helped her back on to the bed, her legs spread as she was on fours. “It’s finally time, baby!” He sat on the edge of the bed, watching the cum drip on to the bed sheets, he rubbed her ass with one hand and cupped her now laboring cunt with the other. “I just need you to push and breathe, honey. Let’s get you to cum again.”

His fingers slipped back inside to circle around her clit, he sat up on his knees as he watched his struggling wife barely contain herself. He couldn’t wait to get her pregnant again.

They both started to breathe together, her legs trying to go back together, too sensitive for the task at hand. This was going to drive her over the edge. She started to pant and bear down, her back arching as she began push. Between another contraction and her husband playing with her sensitive cunt, she was going to explode! “Oh, God! It’s coming — I’m cumming, I. need. to. push. harder!”

“Push baby! C’mon honey, push for me. Cum for me, push these babies out.” He tried his best to encourage his sensitive wife, her cunt now bulging with the first babies head as the crowning slowly took place. She grunted and moaned loudly from the pressure that seeped through her birth canal and was now focused on her clit as it descended, pain and pleasure rippling through her belly. She started to slowly push, the head now expanding and spreading her cunt, she breathed deeply and kept a steady push, bearing down for her husband. “Oh God!”

Her legs parted wider as she thrust her hips forward, the baby slowly but surely sliding out of her cum filled pussy. She buried her head into the bed sheets and grunted loudly. “It’s coming!” She screeched out as the baby slid right out of her opening, her husband catching the first one.

He laid the baby down and leaned over, squeezing her ass cheeks. “One more to go, honey. You have this.” He reached underneath to cup her pussy again, a bulge already beginning. It seemed like this baby would come out no problem from the stretching of the other and her cum practically making this a slip and slide.

She pulled her knees forward and grunted, trying to steady her breathing. “Another one is coming!” She screeched out and moaned, as another contraction hit her, she came — hard as her body shook. The head now crowning and she beared down, her cunt expanding all over again as the tightness began to loosen up. She stopped for a breath and pushed again, with her husband pulling and her pushing, the second one slipped right out.

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A few hours after the birth of their twins and they were all cleaned up, he wrapped his arms around her. Slowly rubbing at her belly. “I think we should have another one - or two.”

He kissed at her neck and it earned him a moan, her neck tilting to the side to eagerly accept it. He bent her over the edge of the bed, her ass straight in the air as he ran his fingers down her thighs.

“I’m not opposed ~ this was interesting and i could keep going if these births are like this.” That’s all it took for him to yank his boxers down, his hardened cock sprung free as he quickly lined up with her hole.

Moans and grunts filled the air, his chest on top of her as he mounted her tiny frame. His thrusts coming quicker and deeper, he thew his head back and groaned, pushing deeper into her pleasurable cunt. “Oh, God!” He moaned out and quickened the pace, he smacked her plump ass and the jiggling sent him over the edge. His seed shooting straight into her very fertile cunt.

He slowly pulled out and rubbed her belly, knowing this will be her same look for the next nine months ~ possibly larger with triplets.

#preggophilia #labor kink #birth kink #preggo kink #giving birth #maieusiophilia #labor sex #orgasmic birth #birth meme

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xiiiwayfinders · 4 months

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