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doobnnoob-tf2 · 8 months

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I made that fic request post forever ago and I feel so bad I'm just now getting to these but @fontodue I hope you enjoy

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Sniper had been called away on a mission and would be gone for over a week. Heavy and Medic decided to go to a lodge a bit up north for the weekend. Engineer, Soldier, Demoman, and Pyro all took a roadtrip to go check out some sort of oddities shop that had opened the next town over and decided to make a weekend trip of it as well. The base was quiet.

"Yo, Spy!"

Mostly.

Spy and Scout were the only two left on the base. And while the calm, quiet, serene bliss of having a relatively empty base was almost heaven for Spy, it was torture - he discovered - for Scout. He'd come to find out that living with seven older brothers only to move to a base with 8 other mercenaries meant he didn't know what quiet really meant or how to appreciate it. But he'd been patient with Scout's annoyingly constant seeking him out. He knew it was only because he was lonely.

And so when he did it again while Spy was laying on the couch in the rec room, enjoying the silence with his eyes shut, he didn't even so much as let out a sigh. He simply moved his arm off his face to look up at him leaning over the back of the couch. "Yes?"

"Okay, good, you're awake. So, I had an idea. Since everyone else is kinda off doin' their thing.. I was thinkin.. ya know.. maybe you and I could head to town in that fancy car 'a yours and pick up chicks at the bar."

"Scout-"

"I know what you're thinkin', and I know. Regular bar chicks ain't your thing, you like fancy ladies. But, and hear me out, I've got a plan."

"Scout-"

"Spy, come on, just trust me with this, please! I'm tellin' you, this idea is foolproof!"

"I am fairly certain in order for a plan to not be foolproof, a fool could not have come up with it."

"Well thankfully there ain't one here today, so come on!" He grabbed Spy and pulled him up to his feet, leading him back to his room. "So here's my plan. We need to stand out, right? If we can get all eyes on us, then we have their attention and we can pick whoever we want at that point." He opened his bedroom door, leaving Spy standing outside it as he stepped in and talked loudly through it. "I went through everything I've got.. and maybe some'a everyone else's stuff, don't tell them. And I think I've put together the best outfit!"

Spy leaned back against the wall opposite to the door, staring at it with an eyebrow raised. He folded his arms over his chest and waited for whatever this horrible display was about to be. And upon its reveal, he..

..well, it took every atom in his body to not move a single muscle in his face, for starters.

Spy stood there, bewildered as his eyes roamed over him. He'd found one of Demoman's kilts. One of Sniper's hats. And what he can only assume is one of Medic's dressier shirts he wears when he and Heavy go out for their weekly dinner dates. None of it matched. Or fit, for that matter. But his eyes darted up to Scout's face and the hopeful look in his eye knocked him out of his stupor.

He cleared his throat and reached up to fix his own waistcoat as he moved away from the wall. "Well, ah.. it is something, I shall give it that. And I can tell you.. chose things wisely." He moved around to look in at the clothing pile on his bed. And then back at Scout again. And then at the clothes, thinking long and hard before turning to him once more with a smile. "How about we move all of this to the recreational room and.. go through it together? I can think of a few.. adjustments we could make to this, oui?"

There was a sparkle in Scout's eye as he ran in to gather all of it in his arms and rush out to head down the hall. Spy followed him, bending down to pick up each article of clothing that falls like a breadcrumb trail behind him.

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Medic huffed as he opened the door, folding his arms and looking at Heavy. "I still can't believe it. Snowed in!"

"It was lodge, Doktor.. it should have snow."

"But we're in the middle of a desert, it was a desert lodge! How could it be snowed in?"

Heavy chuckled as he moved past him, stepping into the rec room and pausing at the sight. He felt Medic bump into his back before moving around him to see as well.

Scout and Spy sat on the floor, two bottles of wine - one clearly empty - and a mountain of clothes sitting beside them. Both dressed in mismatched outfits and laughing with each other. Spy was the one who noticed them finally when bringing his glass up to take a drink. He paused, looking at the mess and then back at them. "We.. were not expecting anyone to return so soon."

Medic only squinted. "..Spy, are you wearing my pants?"

Scout, already drunk, snickered and then leaned over to wrap his arm around Spy's shoulders. "Yeah, he's showin' me how to, uh.. what were we doin' with all this again?"

Spy looked over at him. "You tried wearing Demoman's kilt to a bar and I was not about to let you do that."

Scout pointed at Spy, looking to Medic. "Yeah, that!"

Medic only sighed, looking between the two. His question wasn't answered, and he only had even more questions now, but he was still too upset with not having a lodge for the weekend to care. Shaking his head, he turned to head to the bedrooms, Heavy following behind him. "You two are doing laundry for a week if you spill wine on anything."

Spy waited for them to leave before turning to Scout and grinning. "Do you think we should tell them we used his shirt to mop up the wine we spilled on the floor?"

"Well, in our defense, we didn't spill it ON his shirt."

The two laughed harder into the rest of the night, plans of going out to drink long since forgotten.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 scout #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #dad spy #heavymedic #bootleg jerma #kuschelbar #hello NURSE #handsome rogue #bird dads #dan writes tf2

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picavecalyx · 2 years

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There were definitely a few different things that assisted in Silva not being really discovered for multiple years in Snowbelle’s snowy wilds. Night time was one of the most prevalent times she was even spotted because she would sleep perched on high branches and given her eyes glow and they’d remain open, there would be times where people would see that and think it’s a dead child, or a phantump, or something along those lines. Any reports of a dead child in the snow would be pushed to the side because whenever someone did try to find whatever supposed corpse there was, they’d find nothing. It was long written off as a ghost type of some kind, or just a mirage in the snow that wasn’t really there. Another thing that helped her not being spotted was that the two talonflames that raised her--Ignia and Impa--were still in a condition to protect her or hide her if necessary. But given they were already older talonflames, they were showing signs of weakness and were less capable of doing as much for her as time passed.

#study ;; beneath a piteous smile #verse ;; fletchling ;; snowflakes and fire birds #tw: implied death #sorta??? idk how to tag this #just in case yknow #;; ask to tag ;;#impa and ignia are sitll alive. they're just ver old #even impa who is the shiny of the two has long since lost his sheen and they're both greying in their feathers #they're just...big old birds...#bird dads

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parisoonic · 1 year

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tone and negative

#tf2 fanart #tf2 heavy #tf2 scout #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 #team fortress 2 #doktor put the heart down and take your bird #sorry archimedes dad is busy

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silmarillion-ways-to-die · 1 month

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#elrond #elrond peredhel #council of elrond #my dad is a planet #and my mother is a bird #tolkien #jrr tolkien #silmarillion #lord of the rings #the hobbit #lotr #lotr rop #lotr trop #lotr memes #fantasy #tolkien memes #silmamemes #silmarillion memes

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bamsara · 1 year

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being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now

#wish i could tell younger me that i wasnt fucked up i was just autistic #even if youre not nd i still think having things you enjoy around you is important especially for your space #so i make a notable effort to get fandom stuff for my younger siblings now #like my lil sister thinks getting demon slayer stuff is cringe cause anime and what not (havent read it sorry)#but her face still lights up when i get her a pin for her #or a blind bag with a character keychain #and very slowly the self hatred and whatever it feels like that youre not allowed to like anything and that anything you like is bad #starts to diminish #my qpp is obsessed with birds and chickens and has so many trinkets around the house for it #or my friend who loves how pretty stained glass looks that his walls are covered in thrifted stain glass pieces #i know an elderly couple who are obsessed with star trek and they have a room in the house purely for shelves stacked with collectables #my friend's dad is so obsessed with spiderman that he has 3 walls full of figurines and posters and collectables that prob amoutn to tons #like i dont get it but i get it #maybe its because im sick rn but im in my head tonight about human loving things and stories and cocepts to the point of comfort #sara shush #ramble

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iaminsideyourwalls · 11 months

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Goodness I love how you draw the mercs!! Like seriously your art is such an inspiration!

If your taking requests, can I get a Medic interacting with his birds/archimedes pretty please :3

aWWWWW

that's so nice to hear because i admire YOUR art (ˊ•͈ ◡ •͈ˋ)

here. bada bing and, if I may, bada boom. i made it a comic.

more bird-related content:

#they're gonna be archimedes's gay dads #there is so much bird shit in that operating room #tf2 #tf2 fanart #tf2 art #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #tf2 comic #tf2 archimedes #heavymedic #red oktoberfest #team fortess 2 #comic #team fortress 2 fanart

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sleepypandaarts · 2 months

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Strange thought but Sebek’s dad is definitely a Isekai protagonist.

Think about it:

He pursued being a dentist in a place where humans are mostly hated probably because he thinks fae are super cool and he wants to help them cause they don’t have a dentist and he wants a challenge when it comes to dentistry

Not to mention his super hot fae wife who could break boulders with her bare hands

And the super scary grandpa he pisses his pants thinking about

Oh the trials of love he went through to get daddy baul’s approval

But truth be told his wife probably didn’t give Baul much of a choice

“Either you let me marry this human or I leave and never come back!”

He basically checks off all the boxes for Isekai protagonist except he’s not op or anything. He’s just living life how he wants to and now he’s happily married with 3 beautiful children.

If this was a manga I would definitely 20/10 read. The usual Isekai manga plots are getting old and their protagonists suck.

Maybe I’ll just make it myself.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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Alternative form of 'Hitting Wangxian with a Catboyification beam'

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #I don't have much more of an explanation to this other than 'i was struck by the vision and needed to create it'#They are both catboy coded. To me. On slightly different alignments of catboy but still.#LWJ is catboy: Fussy + bites and WWX is catboy: Stinky #Neither of them take well to being moved from their nap spot.#I love reading lying on my stomach and my cat just loves it. Hates being moved. We are locked in combat post any cuddle sessions.#I am a cat lover. I love them. They are Rotten little Stinkers. I love them #LWJ is like. *the* definition of 'cat that only likes those its in a bonded pair with.#The kind of cat that screams if it sees any neighborhood cats wandering outside.#wwx is a 'outdoor cat that wandered inside and became domesticated but NOT owned' kinda guy.#he is a menace on the local bird population and the only reason he's not dad to all the kittens is that he got fixed young.#UNLESS: the golden core transfer here was the balls (?) Animal control took JCs balls and WWX gave his up (????)#((I Also Don't Know What I'm Saying))

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squidos-goodies · 6 months

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“I think of where my family has gone, and I let all of it die for now, because there has to be focus for what comes next.”

#squido draws #critical role #exu calamity #cerrit agrupnin #help i am once again having feelings about my grumpy bird dad who can see through invisibility with his eyes because he’s just That Good #alternative image title: the last thing you see before you die

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wolfythewitch · 4 months

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Brutus seems to be doing better? I think? Part of me thinks there's some latent respiratory fuckery popping up from his previous owners. His exhales get whistley sometimes which I'm somewhat concerned about. It's not frequent but like it's there. My thing is a lot of these illnesses also list things like discharge/lethargy/loss of appetite/heaving as symptoms and he's never shown any of that which makes it way harder to figure things out

#i cant just take him to the vet cause none in the area take in birds #but if the whistling thing continues ill bug my dad to drive me to the nearest one #chick semper tyrannis #at least his poop is better LOL

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doobnnoob-tf2 · 2 years

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Heavy: Doctor, I need you-

Medic: oh mein Kuschelbär, I need you too

Heavy: ..Heavy is holding guts in with his hand, maybe this can wait

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 incorrect quotes #tf2 heavy #tf2 medic #heavymedic #bird dads

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retrogamingblog2 · 2 years

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Celeste was not amused

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character-estudio · 1 month

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Lucifer Morningstar + TV Tropes

#Hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #tv tropes #hells greatest dad #dad beat dad #vivziepop #vivienne medrano #jeremy jordan #broken bird #hazbin lucifer

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hyunpic · 7 months

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hyunjin on bubble: my dad took these for me

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #🧼#feeling like a disney bird wanting to circle around him like he’s the princess #he looks like he’s in deep thought like hmm how will i make their heart skip a beat today #idk why he said his dad took these when these are literally our wedding anniversary pics 😔 sorry to break it to u like this..

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silenthylian · 2 years

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I. LOVE. FOUND. FAMILY AND I LOVE THESE CHARACTERS SM.❤️❤️❤️

I like to believe that they became a little family and go on fun adventures together 🥹

They deserve the world and all the happiness fr 🥲💕

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dragonflavoredcake · 6 months

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Doc: WHOEVER BROKE MY REDSTONE IS GOING TO— Gem, sadly: It was me. Doc: —Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. Grian: *sneakily hands Gem 20 diamonds*

#incorrect hermitcraft quotes #hermitcraft incorrect quotes #docm77 #geminitay #grian #pesky bird #hermit dads #gingerbread duo #hermitcraft #hermitblr

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