Regular fandom Tumblr: Do you think your blorbo would fuck my blorbo?

Silmarillion Tumblr: Do you think your blorbo would betray and murder my blorbo in the name of Morgoth the Marrer of Middle-earth?

My attempt to get Dall-E to show the Fëanorians somehow making it up to Vingilot to get the Silmaril from Eärendil has FAILED MISERABLY.

This should have been an option.

The final stage is when all eight of your forebears have names that begin with "Fin-." Get it? The FIN-al stage?? GET IT????

I love this fandom, look at this person's comment:

😂😂😂 so true

I love this painting, the way Eru Ilúvatar is staring down at Melkor like DUDE WHAT THE FUCK.

What about Elrond? "Elves won't help! Men are weak! Everyone in this council is an idiot! Break up with your boyfriend and move to Valinor!"

Sauron was hotter than Lúthien. This is a science fact.

you know i think the funniest thing about sauron/mairon is that he has been described as “fair” 7 times in the book, higher than any other characters including luthien, and she is supposedly the most beautiful woman in that fictional universe,, like somebody actually did a count on it

About me

Finwë: Goodness gracious, I was not expecting a guest. I have not even enough tea cakes for myself! Morgoth: But I can clearly see the sign upon your door, which reads, to anyone who knows the runes, that you were hosting a tea, noon, Wednesday. Now if you would please, hand over the Silmarils or I shall murder you brutally. Finwë: Oh dear.

Tolkien started rewriting the Hobbit in the style of LotR, but what I really want is the Silmarillion in the style of the Hobbit. 

What if Beren and Lúthien were dogs, and Huan was a Child of Ilúvatar? These are the questions that keep me up at night.