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avocado-writing · 2 years

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Kiss him :3c

#beetlejuice/reader #beetlejuice x reader #Beetlejuice x you #beetlejuice x y/n #my art

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obsessive-ego · 5 months

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#beetlejuice x reader #rambling #Beetlejuice

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month

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Y/N, the spawn of Beetlejuice, appears before Astrid…

Y/N: hey there

Astrid: hey yourself

Y/N: I know I’m new around but…you are beautiful

Astrid: you’re dead

Y/N: I’m glad to wait until you can join me. Decades mean nothing to me, baby

Astrid actually blushes…

Gif originally posted by @tay-swifts

#tim burton #beetlejuice #beetlejuice beetlejuice #astrid deetz #lydia deetz #jenna ortega #jenna ortega x reader #handbook for the recently deceased

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leeeeeeeeech · 20 days

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Beej: Ah, Hey again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Y/n: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice x y/n #incorrect quotes

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an-unprofessional-artist · 13 days

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BJTM as text posts 16

I love this version but man it’s so blurry

#bjtm text posts #beetlejuice #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice musical #bjtm #beetlejuice x reader #not beating the selfship allegations this time 😔#it’s really more platonic but still #I just want to hang out with him

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all-about-bride · 4 months

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Beetlejuice!

(NSFW comic ahead)

Beetlejuice!

#Beetlejuice!#all about bride 💒#monster boyfriend #my art <3 #artwork #second blog #faceless bride's tag! 🪦🦋#slasher fucker #monster fucker #beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice smut

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beetleoops · 3 months

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You keep getting married to Beetlejuice

This fucker loves to party (and he loves you), so you are having weddings constantly

You officially get married in private, with only Lydia, the Deetzs and the Maitlands there. You take it easy so he can adjust to being alive, but Delia still throws a pretty fun party- if a little...odd. Still, it's enough for Beetlejuice to learn his alcohol tolerance isn't NEARLY as high now that he has a heartbeat.

"Babes!! I cannot fuckin wait to get married to you all over again." He's half asleep, laying his entire weight on you, reeking of booze, smiling like a dope. "Uh-huh. Me too, Beej." You pat his back.

(Also, turns out now that he sleeps for real, he snores. you think its cute.)

Once he's human (and more or less used to it), you have a more traditional wedding with your friends and family all there, and throw an all night reception and after party at a bar - beej loves the energy and is cheering on your grandparents to throw ass on the dance floor all night

"Fuck it up Agnes! Hell yeah!" (This is probably not your grandma's name. Actually, is that even your grandma?)

This goes over not great, but better than expected; everyone has a good time. You do too, of course. You are drunk and wearing white and laughing so loud, and when you aren't dancing, Beetlejuice can barely keep his hands off you. Hell, when you ARE dancing Beetlejuice can't keep his hands off you.

you go to Las Vegas for the honeymoon and get married again - Beej insists on the most tacky wedding possible and you agree.

You get married by an Elvis impersonater in a sticky little chapel on the strip. You wear a suit, and he wears a tight, short wedding dress with a veil and pumps.

"third time's the charm?" You ask, when Elvis finally says to kiss the groom. " Oh no, babes. We're hitting the drive through wedding chapel next."

"Deal!" And you dip him before kissing him square in the mouth.

You keep getting married to Beetlejuice, because you both want to make fucking SURE it sticks.

#WOW I GOT KINDA SAPPY AT THE END?!??#Anyway hello long time no seeeee #also this absolutely leads to a bender where you keep hitting vegas wedding chapels #you are married approximately sixteen times before you catch your flight home #beetlejuice x reader #musical beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice

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montys-mortuary · 8 months

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I FOUND IT I FOUND IT

ITS THE BEETLEJUICE SOUNDGASM AUDIO IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

TW: Dubious Consent/CNC, voyurism(?) graveyard, blowjob, PnV, degradation, rough sex, raised voice, angry tones

#beetlejuice musical #beetlejuice smut #soundgasm #beetlejuice the broadway musical #beetlejuice x reader #smut #beetlejuice #beetlejuice x you #beetlejuice fic

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yandere-toons · 26 days

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Yandere: "is that your family?" S/O: "nope, nah-uh, nada. I've never seen those people in my life"

Years of hard data say you're lying, but they're not about to incriminate themselves by revealing so: Huey Duck, Hunter | Golden Guard, Aziraphale, Sheldon J Plankton, Doctor Nefarious, Tenth Doctor, Shang Tsung, Dr Flug, Perry the Platypus, Midoriya Izuku

Suspects the lie but rolls with it: Ian Malcolm, Louie Duck, Anthony J. Crowley, Nick Wilde, Nagito Komaeda, Captain Jack Sparrow, Lightning McQueen, Ratchet, Kaa, Bugs Bunny, Mike Wazowski, Johnny Loughran, Klaus Hargreeves, Sans Undertale, Arataka Reigen, Tyrion Lannister, Legoshi, Rouge the Bat, Wallace Wells, Kendall Roy, Connor Roy, Finnick Odair

Races over to introduce themselves: Toga Himiko, SpongeBob SquarePants, Dewey Duck, Judy Hopps, Kokichi Ouma, Beetlejuice, Celia Mae, Gaston, Mavis Dracula, Undyne, Beast Boy, Deadpool, Alvin Seville, Phil Dunphy

Believes you: Pinkie Pie, Bluey & Bingo, Jataro Kemuri, Chick Hicks, Caligosto Loboto, GIR, Daffy Duck, Bill & Ted, Olaf, Shigeo Kageyama, Starfire, Scott Pilgrim, Ken, Castiel

Laughs at your thin deceptions: Emperor Belos, Bill Cipher, Black Hat, Scar, Shere Khan, Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Pagan Min, Invader ZiM, Shao Kahn, Eleventh Doctor, Rainbow Dash, Shenzi, Randall Boggs, Duncan Pepperidge Anderson, Agent Smith, Doctor Eggman, Han Solo, Alastor, Izaya Orihara, Gideon Graves, Roman Roy, Shiv Roy, Gristol Malik

Alternative interpretation is equally funny—the yandere is pointing out random groups of people and slowly narrowing down their choices.

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irantforpleasure · 8 months

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Anyone ever have thoughts of the reader being a fairly nice person who gets sick of it and wants to go apeshit?

And Beej has always said you can summon him anywhere, anytime you want and he’s always going on and on about how he loves terrifying people, why can’t you ever indulge yourself?

Imagine you’re stuck at work with your asshole boss and co-workers (and customers if it’s retail) and finally snap.

“Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!”

He appears in a cloud of smoke “Calling in the middle of the day? Someone missed me-“

He then notices the room’s full of people, some of whom are already screaming.

“Babes you know you’re not alone right?”

You grab yank his tie, pulling him face to face. Pink stripes springing up in his hair. “Ohhh I know, get them get all!” You take a beat then give him a quick peck “…pleeeease~”

He’s the happiest you ever seen him “Don’t have to tell me twice!”

Queue rampage then fucking him against the wall of the torn apart building before the police arrive.

#beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice x reader #musical beetlejuice #musical beetlejuice x reader #Beetlejuice

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samalong1 · 9 months

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How you get slashers to do the dishes

Ft jason voorhees brahms heelshire sawyer brothers Thomas hewitt Freddy krueger pinhead yautja and Beetlejuice

Jason voorhees

He was raised to be a good boy and help with household chores

He probally woudnt automatically do them without you he woudnt give cleanliness a 2nd thought

But you fluttering your eyelashes and asking him please will get him on it

Pls don't yell at him to do it he'll still do them but he'll get all scared

Probally likes doing them with you reminding him of helping his mom with the dishes makes him feel nostalgic

Would wear a frilly apron if you ask nicely

Brahms heelshire

Much harder

Spoiled boy

You don't ask him you make him

Won't throw a tamptrum but he'll be all huffy and moody

Do it with it ask him to help you and praise him for being so helpful

If you withhold kisses or affection for not doing them then he'll throw a tamptrum

Won't wear the frilly apron

Freddy krueger

Your dreaming and banging the dude in control of your dreams and you dream of dirty dishes

If it's some weird household domestic fantasy he'd still give you the side eye

Judges you for dreaming of dirty dishes

Hit em with a broom if you really want him to

Don't even try with the frilly apron

Nubbins sawyer

Don't he'd smash them while laughing then ask if he did good

Probably would wear the frilly apron for a second before ripping it off

Bubba

Please don't he's clumsy and will break them and then turn to you looking like a sad puppy that he failed you

Pls make him wear the frilly apron

He'd wear it even if you didn't mention ot

He may be shit at chores but loves wearing the apron and makeup mask pretending to be your housewife while giggling and stimming happy to have fun like this

Chop top

He'd just tap his head and go "still got a nice clean playe here" and walk off proud of his joke

Drayton sawyer

This old cranky man already running a buisness,making sure his younger brothers don't get them caught or do some stupid bullshit,cooked all the food,and making sure things run smoothly

He'd bring up how hard he works and how he had to raise three boys on his own after grandpa got to old how hard he works to keep the lights on

He won't even be guiltiling you after a bit he'd just be ranting and venting like your his therapist

After he got all that off his chest he'd just yell at you to stop being lazy and how everyone has their work and they better do it

He doesn't care your smooching him

Pls get him therapy

Thomas hewitt

Luda mae does the dishes anyway

You probally do aswell to contribute to the house since hoyt won't let ya laze around

But if you want help just tell him how much they piled out and how it's overwhelming and he'll help he won't do it on his own

If you want to give luda mae a break just tell hik how hard she's working to support everyone and how caring she is and how much she'd love it if her baby boy did the dishes and he'd be at the sink quickly

Woudnt wear the apron don't even ask

Pinhead

Your fucking a cenobite you probably aren't in any landscape that has a kitchen with dirty dishes

Beetlejuice

If he wants anything like you to say his name or do some weird sex thing just be like "hmm I dunno you haven't really helped out lately" or how your to busy with the dishes for it

If he still refuses just whack him with a broom

You can get him to wear a apron by wracking him with the broom

Yautja

New to Ooman chores

The dishes are so tiny against his hands

He'd break them and then get frustrated je isn't doing his precious ooman's task correctly

He'd break a few dishes and then either rage or sulk

Possibly get him to wear a frilly apron

#freddy krueger x reader #texas chainsaw massacre #bubba sawyer #drayton sawyer #drayton sawyer x reader #pinhead #pinhead x reader #nubbins x reader #choptop sawyer #chop top x reader #nubbins sawyer #brahms heelshire #brahms the boy #brahms heelsire x reader #jason voorhees x reader #jason voorhees #friday the 13th #yautja x reader #beetlejuice x reader

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imagination-phantom · 2 months

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I really like the meme I’ve been seeing on my social media lately that says, “do you really like that character or is he just played by Alex Brightman?” Like AHA!? OK FIRST OFF!? Attacked. But also, looks at Beetlejuice, Dewey, Fizzoralli, and Adam. Like …. TEEHEE!

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 month

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Astrid bikes along and nearly hits Y/N…

Astrid: I almost hit you!

Y/N: can’t hit me. I’m dead.

Astrid runs her fingers right thru Y/N…

Y/N: are you Astrid Deetz?

Astrid: yeah?

Y/N: I’ve been assigned as your ghost guardian. I’ll be by your side, watching over you.

Astrid: a cute ghost assigned to watch over me? For how long?

Y/N: however long you want me to.

Astrid: forever then

Gif posted originally by @tay-swifts

For @jacelion

#jenna ortega #jenna ortega x reader #beetlejuice #beetlejuice beetlejuice #tim burton #astrid deetz #lydia deetz #ghost #handbook for the recently deceased

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leeeeeeeeech · 7 months

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Y/n: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Beetlejuice: It was autocorrect. Y/n: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Beetlejuice: Yes.

#incorrect quotes #beetlejuice x reader #beetlejuice x y/n

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obsessive-ego · 2 months

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