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i moved apartments this weekend and now i’m happy but EXHAUSTED can i see any relaxed chillin bears
The team moved recently too and is still in the midst of this unpacking and organizing nonsense and feels your simultaneous happiness and bone deep exhaustion
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“Dark romance” to woman is what porn is to men.
#zade meadows#is fucking disgusting#pls stop normalizing#abuse#rape#misogyny#because It’s#“Dark romance” and “ doesn’t affect the real world” because it definitely does
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just learned that every country has a standard drink which is a definition of how much ethanol an average hypothetical alcoholic drink contains and in most countries that standard drink contains 10g ethanol. some have set it at 8, 12, or 14. but there’s one country that overrules them all by defining the standard drink to contain 20g of ethanol and that outlier is Austria.
#tu felix austria#my stuff#Austria#austrian tumblr#source is in the source but it’s German#because it’s#Martin Moder#anyone else here like the fm4 science busters?#fun facts#standard drink
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morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 6:
season 2, episode 2, “Nocturne”:
TW: discusses d*ath of a child
- this episode is all kinds of fucked up so brace yourselves for what i’m about to say
- little kids are creepy as shit don’t come for me
- jakes sitting in the chair closest to morse
- no shot he’s actually paying attention to the sports game
- i missed this show aww
- lucy boynton AND anya taylor joy in this episode is so wild
- i understand he’s dying but there was no reason to mess up priceless artifacts w his blood tbh
- once again NO SUBTITLES so i have 0 clue what thursday is saying
- morse’s panic™️ when joan jokes about going on a date
- morse doesn’t know anything about sports which means he’s gay
- but he DOES recognize indian style daggers
- morse likes bugs (i, too, am autistic)
- strange <33333333333
- i feel really bad for this girl given that her uncle is dead and all but she really needs to reconsider her dye job
- i love lucy boynton but this character makes me want to pull my hair out
- morse connecting w the Weird™️ girl at the school is smth that can be so personal
- “this is a very happy school” girl r u tryna be suspicious?????
- i know that this is a serious tv show but i was rooting for it to be an actual ghost the entire time
- them talking about morse is so 😐
- like they’re RIGHT but they shouldn’t say it
- “snuggle down spit spot” ok didn’t realize mary poppins was present in this episode
- lowkey this episode is scary as shit and i’m tired of pretending it isn’t
- don’t try and tell me u weren’t scared watching this
- debryn and morse!
- perfectly unbroken eye contact this entire scene
- try and name and single person morse is more comfortable around you can’t
- this museum curator is sooooooooooo
- if i speak.
- morse lying about being interested in football just to please jakes is so crazy to me
- literally the definition of pretending to like something for a crush
- frazil supremacy
- “a feeling of” -dramatic ass pause- “dread.”
- brother? just say it?
- monica 🥰🥰🥰
- every girl in this episode has absolutely atrocious hair i’m living for it (not u martha ur perfect)
- opening a girls school in a mansion famed for a gruesome and unsolved murder is perhaps a terrible idea and they should have thought twice about it
- thursdays tie is so tight wtf is he doing
- morse is obviously gorgeous but there are some angles where he’s so stunning it makes me sick
- the county police are so 🤮
- morse guessing immediately it was a prank and being shot down despite being right is 😐😐😐
- thursday will defend morse to the ends of the earth
- lady has a cane AND a broken arm she needs to catch a break
- morse just stealing the book is wild i would be so mad
- this lady telling him about the ghost and leading him to where she saw it and then insisting he don’t go there is so weird
- like don’t talk about potential evidence of an intruder and then tell the COP to not go up there
- can u guess whether i believe in ghosts yet?
- PLOT TWIST I DO
- the face he made when he saw it was a bible was so fucking funny
- bro was 🫤
- PLEASE why is this episode so scary
- had to turn all the damn lights on in my room
- “morse says he saw a child u can take him at his word”
- GO THURSDAY GO
- morse in a wife beater
- why tf didn’t he close his door all the way if he was gonna start taking clothes off
- look at his freckles i’m so sick
- “i got a mate over at county says u saw something”
- this translates directly to “i have a friend at the department you were teamed up with today and i asked him about you because i’m in love with you”
- i forgot how long these episodes are
- these americans are so fucking sweet i want justice for them asap
- it’s time for me to confess that i actually don’t understand a single case in this show
- i never understand the solution tbh
- i’m j watching bc it’s pretty
- thursday’s son asking morse if they were “going to do it tonight” and morse getting absolutely terrified
- “gonna do what” 😨😨
- babe calm down
- had to switch to the tv bc i cannot understand a word thursday is saying
- need the captioning
- jakes just smiling at morse while watching him walk away is so 💅
- this girl using the word “breeding” when referring to building a family definitely suggests a little fruitiness i fear
- sexy curator taking his glasses off seductively to look at morse™️
- the one thing this episode got right was how shit morse is with women
- them realizing it’s joan on the date is so fucking funny
- “where would you like your ashes scattered?” (morse doesn’t believe in burials?????)
- it is so bizarre to me that this teacher would be showering anywhere near a classroom and even more bizarre that she’s walking the hallway in a nightie and barefoot
- how does she think gently tapping the window is gonna get his attention when he’s already halfway across the field???
- this is why all the women die in horror movies
- joan literally saying they should kiss and him being like “that would never happen bc coffee is gross” is so real of him
- her lashing out insanely at the girl playing the piano and then being like “what’s happening to us” like you fucking psychopath that was ALL YOU who is “us”????
- “they were of their time” = racist
- “all women together? it’s against nature” sir what the fuck do u mean by that
- this episode is not nearly gay enough for my tastes 🫤
- STOP WHY AM I SCARED
- him thinking it was bunty and being upset about it makes me physically sick
- if you pay attention to jakes during the scene they’re discussing how the little girl got killed you’ll cry just like i did!
- his reaction to it is so visceral
- “gently, please” FINAL STRAW
- debryn fully relying on morse to solve the case is so personal
- the way that morse is spurred by debryn’s faith in him???
- morse has been awake for more than 36 hours how is that even possible
- morse is so good for telling bunty it wasn’t her fault and insisting she believe him
- morse absolutely LOVES it when the heterosexuals are at fault for something
- “haven’t you ever been lonely?” and then the camera focusing on morse ILL BE SICK
- jakes also absolutely loves blaming the hets
- “and you didn’t think to offer that up before now?” 😑
- get him!
- an entire phone call to a police station was MISSED because morse had an Epiphany™️ and never answered
- the way shaun evans has to deliver the explanation monologue 4-5 times in a row perfectly?? THATS acting
- they are driving WAYYYYY TOOOOO SLOWWWWWWW
- guys there is a murderer in the house RIGHT. NOW.
- go faster.
- ok i lied earlier this episode makes sense
- but most of the time i have 0 clue what’s going on
- i also lied when i said the curator was sexy he’s a murderer so i hate him and he’s gross
- maud being the only child who didn’t know who he was and also the only child who was a victim of him is so fucking sickening
- “don’t mind me, just make sure the girls are alright.” jakes i love you
- how did that fall take Black out but not kill morse??? is morse indestructible?
- i’m never gonna recover from the knowledge that the surviving child was blamed for the muders and hidden away because she had Down syndrome
- episode gets a 7/10 from me for being really good but not gay at all
#i’m back babey!#thank you all for your patience#we are gonna knock this shit out#because it’s#pride month#doing it for the#gays#and that’s it#endeavour#endeavour itv#endeavour morse#morse#itv endeavour
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
#txt#hello tumblr user#you're probably looking back here to see if this was an ace attorney post#i purposely did not tag it because i knew it would find it's people
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
#art#i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more#do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original#or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them#or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave#you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
#they're transparent and i'll post them when I am finished.#I won't even tag them because everyone should have them#boop#text
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more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.
they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.
i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.
#i’ve always blocked celebrities#but there’s something so beautiful about seeing someone discover that#so many people talking about how they joined the trend and then discovered hey. this feels good#i don’t need to pay attention to them! i’m going to block more! and i’m not unblocking them!!!#and it all started because someone at the met gala said let them eat cake#tiktok#block party#block party 2024
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
#information death of the internet etc#legit this has been SO SO helpful#shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one#before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public.#and you can knock back the date if need be#obviously this does not FIX the problem but#me.txt
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#'who was this about' dont worry <3#EDIT hi i didnt realize this would get notes LOL. um everyone reblog with what character ur thinking of because im NOSEY i WANNA SEE#edit 2 to everyone trying to guess what the character i made this for was. youre all wrong. this was about kamen rider#youd think lupin because of my profile picture but alas i have other interests as well...#anis gaymer moments
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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.
if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.
#someone send this to my english teacher because vocab tests are hard#writing memes#reading#writers#writers of tumblr#writers of instagram#writing#writer#reader#writer memes#readers of tumblr
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#oh my god?????#txt#STOP FOLLOWING US!!! WE DONT POST LIKE THIS. WE POST JFK RPF#'blah hah hah and everyone clapped' don't you want to live in a world of beauty? with us?#‘why can’t i reblog this?’ Because trads started going He dodged a bullet in our notifications
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hey, don't cry. one cup heavy whipping cream, two tablespoons granulated sugar, three tablespoons cocoa powder and whisk until stiff peaks form for three ingredient chocolate mousse, okay?
#it's literally easier to make than whipped cream#because the extra bulk of the dry ingredients makes it form stiff peaks faster
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
#who cares if its platonic love who fucking CARES if its because they wanna kiss like the devotion and the tenderness is there no matter what#mainly brought to you by: jack and anne from black sails but also probably sydcarmy and msr#sydcarmy#msr#rackhanne#the bear#black sails#txf#the x files#mulder x scully#sydney x carmy#jack rackham x anne bonny#oh wait perhaps also theonsa if you squint#maybe not
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
#tim drake#bruce wayne#can i just tag the entire batfam.... this applies to all of them i think#all of them deal with their issues by putting on spandex and beating up criminals. none of them are exempt from this post#let them make bad stupid inconsiderate decisions... its funny entertaining and free#batfamily#batfam#jason todd#dick grayson#batman#dc batman#dc comics#additionally:#arthur lester#john doe#malevolent john doe#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#tim stoker#sasha james#elias bouchard#peter lukas#tma#every tma character ever actually. they all suck soso bad ❤️️❤️️#melanie king#daisy tonner#basira hussain#georgie barker#can i tag bruce again. because like
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