really getting into the idea of forcemascing in like a dumbification way, like turning a smart independent woman into a dumb horny boy who doesn't want to do anything but smoke weed and jack off all day who needs a real woman to go out and actually work. really taking "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider" to heart
I almost bought these for a white elephant party but my friend told me his brother's friends (it was his brother's party) wouldn't find the cuck mugs as amusing as i did.
I'm doing it gang, I've spent stupider gardening money before like when I dropped $300 on shade loving perennial bulbs only to learn they were also plants that rotted with wet feet and all immediately died in my swampy gumbo soil
I'm buying two firefly petunias. I've never grown petunias much because where I live they're a winter annual but fuck it I'll grow them as an indoor plant I certainly have the sun to do it.
They're supposed to ship to me in April, I'll report back on if they immidiately die or this is the coolest thing I own. My biochemical engineering design project was using a similar chemical pathway to modify bacteria to glow in the presence of specific toxins so I absolutely need glowing petunias in my window box