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squidwen · 2 years

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Hmmmm~

Basil, Tallis... And... And maybe Billy boy.

Describe your biggest pet peeve.

What’s the easiest way to flirt with you?

Describe your ideal partner.

Haha... I'm not a simp. Nope

An ask for Billy? I don’t get many of these so bring it on!!! And Tallis is still relatively new, too 😅😅

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Basil, Billy, and Tallis - three students as alike as water was to fire- rendezvoused in the Ramshackle garden where Minxie had invited them for an interview and afternoon tea.

Basil and Tallis took little convincing. Who could pass up an afternoon of treats and good conversation? But Billy had come along solely at the insistence of Ruggie who wanted a break from the bellicose first-year’s antics.

20. What is your biggest pet peeve?

Basil offered to go first since his name was first alphabetically. He had been too heavy for the chairs and instead lounged on his tail like a beanbag. A glass of lemonade in one hand, and a slice of cake in the other, the serpent was in complete and utter paradise.

“Well, for the record, you aren’t, my dear.” He gave Minxie a cheeky wink. “But I think my biggessst pet peeve would have to be running and errand on the day I shed my skin. My scales turn sssticky. I reckon it would be like...walking around with sand stuck to your feet, and instead of washing it off, you put your shoes on.”

~~~

Billy had to consider what irritated him the most. Was Minxie asking what his biggest pet peeve was in general, or just things that annoyed him on a daily basis? He gnawed at a ham sandwich, as if the soft bread and meat could tease an answer out of him faster.

“You’s is a brav’en, I’ll give ye that, Cobain. But it’s participation awards. Hate ‘em. What’s the point, eh? Failure is good for people, and most who are faster, stronger, or smarter than others have put hours into gettin’ there. Ay, some are built different, but ye shouldn’t coddle the losers like yer their mammy.”

~~~

“I never would have taken you for someone who likes things fair and square, Mac. Maybe you should have been a Heartslabyul?” Tallis already had a ring of crumbs around his face and didn’t show any signs of slowing as he reached for another cupcake.

“But I digress. For me, it would have to be people that talk during a performance. It’s just so...disrespectful, and even the best actors can feel like they’re not good enough. When I eventually own my own theatre I’ll rig all the seats. If someone’s not paying attention, they’ll get what’s coming to them!”

21. Describe your ideal partner.

Basil almost choked on his cake. This afternoon was more amusing then he had bargained for. “You were right, Bill, she is a brazen one~. Actually, I had someone asssk me a similar question just the other day. Am I truly so irresistible?”

The tip of Basil’s tail brushed up against Minxie’s ankle. “Off the top of my head, I fancy someone strong who doesn’t shy away from fun and thrills, my dear. However, all the lovers I’ve had in the passst were so different, so I can’t be sure until I’ve given someone a chance.”

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“An ideal partner, eh?” Billy rolled his eyes and started bouncing his knee. “I dunne heave the pressure to marry’n bear heirs anymore. Not when me brothers get equal share of me homeland. So I ain’t given it any thought in years...”

Suddenly, Billy’s eyes seemed to shinier and his cheeks grew red. “Sorry, hay fever.” He sniffed. “But I’d want someone that’ll just...be there. A friend I can confide in, and experience everythin’ with. They don’t have teh like the same things I do. I just want one true person. That won’t take what I have left and leave me with nothing like my witch of a stepmothe-. Yeah.”

~~~

“I’m much like Mac,” said Tallis. “Just having someone to connect with on a personal level and be united by common experiences. That’s my ideal partner. Which, in a sense, could be anybody.” He blew a kiss to his company, getting a mixture of responses.

“But if we’re being specific, I think I would like to go for someone wise but not uptight. Coming from a small village like I did, wealth and lavish things weren’t on the table. I want to be with someone that doesn’t want a lot of money, but is wise with what they have. I want someone who lives life in the moment, carefree, while knowing when their next meal is and where they’ll sleep so they haven’t got to worry.”

22. What's the easiest way to flirt with you?

A pause.

Tallis pretended to faint, Basil burst out laughing, and Billy stormed off. Minxie called out that it was the last question and the bear beastman steeled himself, sitting back down with a grunt.

“The easiest way to flirt with little ol’ me,” began Basil, wiping the tear out of his eye, “is...I’m not sure. Usually I’m the one doing it. But I must confess that I do like slow dancing.” He brought his hands to his hips and swished them from side to side, closing his eyes to transport himself to the perfect moment. “Having someone pressed against you, sharing warmth, rocking gently at the music’s command. You’d have to be made of stone to not feel anything in that moment. And when your partner speaks, the words are so gentle. Ssso private.”

~~~

Billy’s fingers stroked his serving knife. “Psh, I canne tell ye. Have you seen me?” He flexed his chest and his shirt buttons strained. “You really think people flirt with me? But I’ll confess that bold people impress me. People who know what they are and play to their strengths. When folks like that challenge me - not teh duels or with threats - and push my boundaries, they force me to improve...or lose. I wouldn’t call it flirting, but it gets my attention.”

With that, Billy scooped his pelt off the back off the chair and left for good.

~~~

“And then there were three.” Tallis reached over to Billy’s plate and stole his uneaten scone. “Well, much like you, Basil, I tend to be the one making all the moves. Some people don’t like my theatrics, but that’s why I’m looking for a partner that can beat me at my own game! I’m talking fancy flowers, poems, drawings.” He swooned at the thought. “The best way to flirt with me is to let the creativity within you flow, and take all the love and passion I have and give it straight back in your own way. Fight fire with fire sort of thing.”

#sugarandmelody #squidwen #oc #oc ask #minxie cobain #twst #twst oc #Basil Balanaga #twst basil #twisted wonderland basil balanaga #Billy MacUrse #TWST Billy MacUrse #twst billy #TWST Tallis #Tallis Underplume #twisted wonderland Tallis underwood #twst minxie #twisted wonderland minxie cobain

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saph-nic · 2 months

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Master!

welcome to my masterlist!

read my rules !!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

note: i’m still reading, i’ve only read the first five PJO books, and i’m currently on MoA! i’ll add MCGA & TKC once i start reading them!

⤷ Percy Jackson

coming soon!

⤷ Annabeth Chase

coming soon!

⤷ Grover Underwood

coming soon!

⤷ Thalia Grace

coming soon!

⤷ Jason Grace

coming soon!

⤷ Piper McLean

Piper McLean | Enemies to Lovers | F!Athena!Reader Headcanons

⤷ Frank Zhang

coming soon!

⤷ Hazel Levesque

Hazel Levesque Dating Headcanons

⤷ Leo Valdez

coming soon!

OMORI:

note: i have NOT played the game, i have only watched some gameplay and heard about it from others!!

faraway / real-world!

⤷ Sunny Suzuki

coming soon!

⤷ Kelsey “Kel” Desoto

coming soon!

⤷ Henry “Hero” Desoto

coming soon!

⤷ Aubergine “Aubrey” Williams

coming soon!

⤷ Basil Fey

coming soon!

headspace!

note: any romantic relationships will be toned down, because most of them are even YOUNGER.

⤷ Omori

coming soon!

⤷ Mari

coming soon!

⤷ Hero

coming soon!

⤷ Kel

coming soon!

⤷ Aubrey

coming soon!

⤷ Basil

Osemanverse:

note: all I’ve read is Heartstopper, Solitaire, & Loveless, so unless it’s from one of those three, please, please, please refrain from spoilers!

⤷ Nicholas “Nick” Nelson

coming soon!

⤷ Charles “Charlie” Spring

coming soon!

⤷ Elle Argent

coming soon!

⤷ Tao Xu

coming soon!

⤷ Victoria “Tori” Spring

coming soon!

⤷ Micheal Holden

coming soon!

⤷ Rebecca “Becky” Allen

coming soon!

⤷ Rooney Bach

coming soon!

⤷ Felipa "Pip" Quintana

coming soon!

⤷ Georgia Warr (platonic)

coming soon!

⤷ Jason Farley-Shaw

coming soon!

⤷ Sunil Jha

coming soon!

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drowninginblox · 2 days

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The MFing Loser Wall:

Rules of the Wall:

Must be a character from a franchise I know

Must evoke a response of "This fucking Loser" whenever they're in action

Real people don’t count unless the greater community they’re in can agree

Loser is an affectionate term. We love these bitches and we would protect them the same way we do for blorbos (to a lesser degree tho since most of these mfers can protect themselves)

Any patterns seen is completely coincidental don’t look into it too much (or do idc)

Any characters you think should join this group are up for consideration so long as you defend them. I’ll look through comments, reblogs, and asks if y’all send them.

None of these bitches are higher or lower than each other. They’re all fucking losers and I love them.

None of this should be taken seriously this isn’t a personal attack this is me fucking around.

THE LIST:

FitMc (TB2T and the LGBTQSMP)

Zuko (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Fjord (Mighty Nein

Sokka (Avatar the Last Airbender)

Seahawk (Shera 2018)

Leonardo (TMNT 2012)

Sanji (One Piece)

Zorro (One Piece)

Gwen and Arther (Gwen and Art are not in love)

Celbit (QSMP)

Caleb (Mighty Nein)

Basil (The Picture of Dorian Gray)

All of the Outsiders (the Outsiders)

Lucifer Morningstar (Bible)

Lucifer Morningstar (Hazbin Hotel)

Pavaktar (Spiderverse)

MollyMauk Teeleaf (Mighty Nein)

Kingsly (Mighty Nein)

Farmer/ MC (stardew valley)

Percival (Vox Machina)

Keylith (Vox Machina)

Ussop (One Piece)

Connor (Detroit Become Human)

All Movie iterations of Peter Parker

Pheonix Wright (Ace Attorney)

Miles Edgeworth (Ace Attorney

Paul (TGWDLM- Star Kid)

Lars (Steven Universe)

Papyrus (Undertale)

Undyne (Undertale)

Discord (MLP)

Twilight Sparkle (MLP)

Shining Armor (MLP)

Percy Jackson (Book ofc)

Grover Underwood (Percy Jackson)

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)

Professor Henry Hidgens (TGWDLM- Starkid)

Howl (Howls Moving Castle)

Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)

Fred (scooby doo)

Husker (hazbin hotel)

Angel dust (Hazbin hotel)

#ace attorney #peter parker #detroit become human #the mighty nein #hazbin hotel #the outsiders #picture of dorian gray #qsmp #one piece #shera #avatar: the last airbender #atla #these fucking losers #arguments encuraged #stardew valley #stardew farmer

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mydarlinginej · 11 months

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read my full review of something close to magic by emma mills here.

A baker’s apprentice reluctantly embarks on an adventure full of magic, new friendships, and a prince in distress in this deliciously romantic young adult fantasy that’s perfect for fans of Margaret Rogerson and Gail Carson Levine.

It’s not all sugar and spice at Basil’s Bakery, where seventeen-year-old Aurelie is an overworked, underappreciated apprentice. Still, the job offers stability, which no-nonsense Aurelie values highly, so she keeps her head down and doesn’t dare to dream big—until a stranger walks in and hands her a set of Seeking stones. In a country where Seeking was old-fashioned even before magic went out of style, it’s a rare skill, but Aurelie has it.

The stranger, who turns out to be a remarkably bothersome bounty hunter named Iliana, asks for Aurelie’s help rescuing someone from the dangerous Underwood—which sounds suspiciously like an adventure. When the someone turns out to be Prince Hapless, the charming-but-aptly-named prince, Aurelie’s careful life is upended. Suddenly, she finds herself on a quest filled with magic portals, a troll older than many trees (and a few rocks), and dangerous palace intrigue.

Even more dangerous are the feelings she’s starting to have for Hapless. The more time Aurelie spends with him, the less she can stand the thought of going back to her solitary but dependable life at the bakery. Must she choose between losing her apprenticeship—or her heart?

my review:

I am the biggest Emma Mills fan ever, so I have been desperately counting down the days once she finally announced a new book. And! This is a fantasy, which was an interesting departure from her contemporary books but I knew it was going to be good. With the same heart and wit of Mills’s other works, Something Close to Magic was an adorably cozy fantasy with a lovable cast of characters.

A baker’s apprentice, Aurelie is resigned to a mundane life. When Iliana walks into her shop one day looking for a seeker—someone who can do the rare act of magic of finding—Aurelie agrees to help her with her bounties. Soon enough, she finds herself dragged along for a quest to find someone, alongside Iliana and Quad, an Uncommonfolk troll. They run into Prince Hapless after he was ambushed and detour to take him back to the capital. There’s a plan afoot though, and he might be in more danger than they originally anticipated.

Much like in my reviews of this author’s other books, I don’t know how to properly express my love for this book in words. I had to reread it just to put my thoughts in order, and even then, I’m still at a loss for how to capture what I loved about this book but I’ll give it a try.

If you’ve read Lucky Caller, you’ll probably recognize these characters’ names. While I don’t remember everything about the game in that book, I believe some of the basic characterizations took inspiration from the personas the characters in Lucky Caller played as. This was just such a fun connection to Mills’s other book and made me want to reread Lucky Caller all over again.

read my full review here.

#something close to magic #emma mills #reviews #book reviews #booklr #mine #link #q

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literallyjusttoa · 2 years

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7 Flowers for each Riordanverse character based on flower language.

Strap in, this is gonna be a long one.

Percy Jackson:

Apple Blossom: Preference. Fate speaks him great and good

Blue-Flowered Greek Valerian: Rupture

Camomile: Energy in Adversity

Hawkweed: Quick-Sightedness

Larch: Audacity. Boldness

Mistletoe: I Surmount Difficulties

Southernwood: Jest, Bantering

Annabeth Chase:

Azalea: Temperance

Canterbury Bell: Acknowledgement

Cloves: Dignity

Hundred-Leaved Rose: Pride

Indian Lagerstroemia: Eloquence

Red Catchfly: Youthful love

Walnut: Intellect, Stratagem

Grover Underwood:

Bearded Crepis: Protection

Bluebell: Constancy

Cactus: Warmth

Convolvulus: Bonds

Larkspur: Lightness, Levity

Magnolia: Love of Nature

Water Lily: Purity of Heart

Jason Grace:

Blue Violet: Faithfulness

Broom: Humility. Neatness

Fennel: Worthy all praise, Strength

Garden Marigold: Uneasiness

Mint: Virtue

Sycamore: Curiosity

Woodbine: Fraternal Love

Leo Valdez:

Chinese Chrysanthemum: Cheerfulness under Adversity

Fern: Fascination

Fleur-de-lis: Flame. I Burn

Penciled Geranium: Ingenuity

Peppermint: Warmth of Feeling

Thyme: Activity

Yellow Balsam: Impatience

Piper McLean:

Acalia: Temperance

Amaryllis: Pride, Timidity, Splendid beauty

Cabbage Rose: Ambassador of Love

Coreopsis Arkansa: Love at first sight

Holly: Foresight

White Dittany of Crete: Passion

White Mullein: Good Nature

Frank Zhang:

Canary Grass: Perseverance

Christmas Rose: Relieve my Anxiety

Coriander: Hidden worth

French Willow: Bravery and Humanity

Milfoil: War

Small White Bell Flower: Gratitude

Sweet Violet: Modesty

Hazel Levesque:

Aconite-leaved Crowfoot: Luster

Balm of Gilead: Cure. Relief

Flowering Almond: Hope

Holly Herb: Enchantment

Lote Tree: Concord

Lucerne: Life

Sweet Basil: Good Wishes

Reyna Ramirez-Arellano:

Ash-leaved Trumpet Flower: Separation

Barberry Tree: Sharpness

Branch of Thorns: Severity. Rigor

Goat’s Rue: Reason

Quamoclit: Busybody

Striped Carnation: Refusal

White Oak: Independence

Nico di Angelo:

Amethyst: Admiration

Lavender: Distrust

Milkwort: Hermitage

Oleander: Beware

Red Balsam: Touch me not. Impatient resolves

Weeping Willow: Mourning

Yellow Acacia: Secret Love

Rachel Dare:

Auricula: Painting

Beech Tree: Prosperity

Dandelion: Rustic Oracle

Gooseberry: Anticipation

Purple Clover: Provident

Ragged Robin: Wit

Scotch Fir: Elevation

Chiron:

American Starwort: Welcome to a stranger. Cheerfulness in old age

Buckbean: Calm repose

Flowering Reed: Confidence in Heaven

Goldenrod: Precaution

Marsh Mallow: Beneficence

Olive: Peace

Rhubarb: Advice

Apollo:

Before ToA

Bundle of Reeds with their Panacles: Music

Glory Flower: Glorious Beauty

Love Lies Bleeding: Hopeless, not Heartless

Nightshade: Truth

Prophetic Marigold: Prediction

Scarlet Poppy: Fantastic Extravagance

Sweetbrier: Poetry, I wound to heal

After ToA:

Agrimony: Thankfulness. Gratitude

Everlasting: Never-Ceasing Remembrance

Flos Adonis: Painful Recollections

Lotus Leaf: Recantation

Moschatel: Weakness

Scarlet Lychnis: Sunbeaming Eyes

Small Bindweed: Humility

Meg McCaffrey:

Borage: Bluntness

Burdock: Importunity, Touch me not.

Dogwood: Durability

Mouse-Eared Chickweed: Ingenious Simplicity

Mushroom: Suspicion

Oak-Leaved Geranium: True Friendship

Thornless Rose: Early Attachment

Luke Castellan:

Aloe: Grief, Religious superstition, Affection

Begonia: Beware

Belvedere: I declare against you

Dark Geranium: Melancholy

Quaking Grass: Agitation

Raspberry: Remorse

Thorn Apple: Deceitful Charms

Octavian:

Abatina: Fickleness

Buttercup: Ingratitude. Childishness

Citron: Ill-Natured Beauty

Dahlia: Instability

Madder: Calumny

Tall Sunflower: Haughtiness

Wild Geranium: Steadfast Piety

Calypso:

Cornel Tree: Duration

Crowsbill: Envy

Garden Anemone: Forsaken

Lotus Flower: Estranged Love

Vervain: Enchantment

White Camellia Japonica: Perfected Loveliness

White Clover: Think of me

Thalia Grace:

Arbor Vitae: Unchanging friendship. Live for me

Checkered Fritillary: Persecution

Elder: Zealousness

Purple Columbine: Resolve to win

Sainfoin: Agitation

Yellow Carnation: Disdain

Zephyr flower: Sickness, Expectation

Will Solace:

Allspice: Compassion

Ambrosia: Love returned

Cowslip: Pensiveness. Winning Grace

Honeysuckle: Generous and Devoted Affection

Oak Tree: Hospitality

Spearmint: Warmth of Sentiment

Wild Grape: Charity

Lityerses:

Bay Leaf: I change but in death

Birdsfoot Trefoil: Revenge

Box Tree: Stoicism

Columbine: Folly

Hazel: Reconciliation

Mountain Laurel: Ambition

Tremella Nestoc: Resistance

Nero:

Beech Orchis: Industry

Cabbage: Profit

Passion Flower: Religious Superstition

Pidgeon’s Berry: Indifference

Polyanthus: Pride of Riches

Scarlet Auricula: Avarice

Wolfsbane: Misanthropy

Commodus:

American Cowslip: Divine beauty

Centaury Bluebottle: Delicacy

Chestnut Tree: Do me Justice, Luxury

Crown Imperial: Majesty, Power

Hydrangea: A Boaster. Heartless

Laurel: Glory

Narcissus: Egotism

Caligula:

Agnus Castus: Coldness, Indifference

Bilberry: Treachery

Hop: Injustice

Lobelia: Malevolence

Parsley: Festivity

Purple Larkspur: Haughtiness

Rue: Disdain

#pjo #hoo #toa #riordanverse #flowers #I POSTED THIS BEFORE IT WAS READY #I WASN'T DONE #FUCK #anyways #long post #sunny speaks #Apollo gets two cuz I love him

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ash-and-books · 1 year

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Rating: 3.5/5

Book Blurb: A baker’s apprentice reluctantly embarks on an adventure full of magic, new friendships, and a prince in distress in this deliciously romantic young adult fantasy that’s perfect for fans of Margaret Rogerson and Gail Carson Levine. It’s not all sugar and spice at Basil’s Bakery, where seventeen-year-old Aurelie is an overworked, underappreciated apprentice. Still, the job offers stability, which no-nonsense Aurelie values highly, so she keeps her head down and doesn’t dare to dream big—until a stranger walks in and hands her a set of Seeking stones. In a country where Seeking was old-fashioned even before magic went out of style, it’s a rare skill, but Aurelie has it. The stranger, who turns out to be a remarkably bothersome bounty hunter named Iliana, asks for Aurelie’s help rescuing someone from the dangerous Underwood—which sounds suspiciously like an adventure. When the someone turns out to be Prince Hapless, the charming-but-aptly-named prince, Aurelie’s careful life is upended. Suddenly, she finds herself on a quest filled with magic portals, a troll older than many trees (and a few rocks), and dangerous palace intrigue. Even more dangerous are the feelings she’s starting to have for Hapless. The more time Aurelie spends with him, the less she can stand the thought of going back to her solitary but dependable life at the bakery. Must she choose between losing her apprenticeship—or her heart?

Review:

A baker’s apprentice finds herself reluctantly going on an adventure when a strange bounty hunter walks into her bakery asking her to help her rescue a prince from the dangerous woods. What she never expected was to find magic, friendship, and even romance on this adventure. Aurelie is a seventeen year old apprentice at a bakery. she’s over worked and under-appreciated, but she keeps her job because she needs the stability and yet when a stranger asks for her help on a quest she can’t help but take the opportunity. Soon Aurelie is going through portals, meeting trolls, and writing letters with a very charming and sweet prince. The only question is, is Aurelie willing to give up her stabile life for magic and romance or is risking her heart too much? This was a pretty cozy fantasy read with heart and friendship and a bit of romance. It can feel a bit slow but honestly if you are into cozy sweet fantasy I think this would be right up your ally. The romance between Aurelie and Hapless was cute but i liked how the friendships in the book were done and how supportive everyone was with each other.

*Thanks Netgalley and Simon and Schuster Children's Publishing, Atheneum Books for Young Readers for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*

#book review #bookish #book #something close to magic

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guardians-of-blood · 3 years

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even more incorrect quotes!

Celeste: Hey, Sabrina, look at me.

Sabrina: *looks at her*

Celeste: Bitch.

Uxie: Since I'm going to be away for a while, I’ve left you all a complimentary bowl of advice.

Uxie: For instance, “Mesprit, stop doing that” just applies to everything.

Mafuyu: do you sell happy meals?

Nyx: yes we do.

Mafuyu: can I get just the happy, without the meal?

Nyx:

Mafuyu: please.

Vian: Tsubasa and Raymond sitting in a tree

Vian: K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

Noir:

Noir: Um

Vian: Did you see that bird?

Mira: You know you can die from that, right?

Hibiki: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Rayden: *drinking alcohol straight from the bottle* We’re trying to speed this up.

Miaki: *eating raw cookie dough, nods*

Celeste: So what time does the judgmental express arrive?

Nina: *Looks at the clock* Basil gets here at two.

Evil Clone of Celeste: Stab her, she's the clone!

Valkyrie: *stabs the Clone* The real Celeste would never pass up a chance to die!

"Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, EXCLAMATION POINT!"

— Basil Stormshade

Ray: What did you say about me?

Ray: *taking out a flower in his hair* Hold my flower.

Tsubasa: *catching the flower* Kick their ass babe, I got your flower!

Nyx: So what seems to be the problem, Saffron?

Saffron: It all started when I was born.

Tsubasa: It’s okay, Keeks. Everyone’s afraid of something.

Kiku: Even you, Basa?

Tsubasa: No.

Celeste: And if you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all my teammates equally

*Earlier*

Celeste: I don’t care for Stormshade.

Azelf: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Uxie: No, I said "Azelf, don't lick the swing set," then you said "Don't tell me what to do, Uxie," and then you licked the swing set.

Valkyrie: *Standing on the couch* The floor is lava!!

Celeste: *HURLS SELF ONTO FLOOR*

Nina: Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

Tsubasa: *To Ray* You shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers.

Ray: You can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million.

Tsubasa: Good thinking, fuck the system.

Mesprit: *out for a stroll* It's a beautiful day...

Mesprit: *looks straight at the camera* but not as beautiful as me.

Mars: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Pluto: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Mars: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Pluto: Is it working?

Haoran: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Kuno: Oh. We're going out?

Haoran: Wh...

Kuno: That was so hot, Haoran.

Haoran: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Kuno: I'm so in love with you.

Tsubasa: Ray! I can't do this stupid math!

Ray: What’s the math problem?

Tsubasa: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Kuno, covering Luther's ears, while Ray smacks Tsubasa upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

Lian: Hey Ray, wanna third wheel on my date with Rin tomorrow?

Ray: Sure.

Lian: Tsubasa! Wanna third wheel on my date with Rin tomorrow?

Tsubasa: Sure.

Lian: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Ray & Tsubasa: ...

Rin: Lian...

Kuno: these towers are quite tilted.

Avery: yes i tilted them myself. see, we tried to make a game, battle royale. but anyway-

Mars: look at this! you ruined *everything* this is all your fault!

Jupiter: AVERY! you- listen, you got any weed on you, man? like, since we're here-

Avery: no! wh- you're the only one who smokes weed here, ray. except maybe ray.

Jupiter: ray-

Kuno: oh

Kuno: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MOTHERFUCKER.

*Team PSSN is dining at an expensive restaurant*

Pyrrhus: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?

Vian: Dude, macaroni and cheese is food of the Gods.

Noir: Yeah, if the Gods are five-year-olds.

Mesprit: So you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?

Azelf: Of course.

Mesprit: Tell me.

Azelf: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, we are to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Mesprit: Good.

Basil: There was something that prevented me from having friends when I was a little boy.

Sorrel: It must have been your personality.

Valkyrie: Celeste, are you okay?

Celeste: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Nina: Basil tripped and fell down the stairs.

Celeste: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Valkyrie: I did. I broke it…

Celeste: No. No, you didn’t. Vian?

Vian: Don’t look at me. Look at Basil.

Basil: What?! I didn’t break it.

Vian: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Basil: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Vian: Suspicious.

Basil: No, it’s not!

Pluto: If it matters, probably not… Ray was the last one to use it.

Ray: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Pluto: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Ray: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Pluto!

Valkyrie: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Celeste.

Celeste: No. Who broke it?

Basil: *whispering* Celeste, Kuno’s been awfully quiet…

Kuno: Really?!

Basil: Yeah, really!

Celeste: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Pluto: Sunshine, what are you doing?

Mars: Making chocolate pudding.

Pluto: It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Mars: Because I've lost control of my life.

Hibiki: I swear I'm not cute!

Hibiki: Don't call me that!

Hibiki: I AM EVIL.

Hibiki: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT.

Hibiki: FEAR ME!

Miaki, patting Hibiki on the head: Cute!

Olive Garden employee: Would you like some cheese-

Feliks: *whipping out the cheese grater holstered at his hip* No need, my man.

Arien: I hate falling in love with people in my dreams because then they’re gone forever.

Arien: Worth mentioning that last night it was Ryuk from Death Note.

Elodie: Were you born on a highway? Because that’s where most accidents happen!

Arien: Honestly, I wouldn’t doubt it if you were right

Arien: I’m gay and confused

Arien: Not about being gay, I just never know what the fuck is going on

Arien: Good morning.

Maxine: It’s 5 in the evening.

Arien: Are you serious?!

Arien: I woke up early, I’m going back to bed.

Maxine: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

Arien: Take a nap.

Maxine: You just woke up.

Arien: Take. A. Nap.

“I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.”

— Arien Chrysalis

Miaki: You have to pick your battles.

Hibiki: One of the battles that we picked was to stop Blade and Rune from running plastic tubes all over the school and placing hamsters inside of them.

Miaki: They were gonna call it Tube City.

Rune: I’m so mad at my brother right now!

Mafuyu: Look, Rune. I never grew up with any brothers, but I know four guys who did.

Mafuyu: They would have fights, but in the end, they always had each other’s shells.

Rune:

Rune: Are you talking about the ninja turtles?

Mafuyu: Of course I’m talking about the ninja turtles.

Vian: Why are you telling me to be homo? I'm already gay.

Pyrrhus: I said “be humble”

Celeste: Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

Celeste: I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

Tsubasa: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Ray! I have loving feelings for Ray. But does that mean I am IN love with him? No-

Tsubasa: Oh my god. I’m in love with Ray

Tsubasa: *to his friends* Why didn’t you guys tell me?

Rin: We thought you knew.

Chalcedony: I know this is random but dom or sub

Vian: I guess Dominos. I don’t go to Subway that much. Don’t see why you’d put them in the same category

Pluto: When people get too chummy with me, I call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really care about them.

Tsubasa: That's brilliant.

Pluto: Thank you.

Tsubasa: You're welcome, Bluto.

Lumine: Wow. Vian is so scary. I wonder what he’s thinking about.

Vian: *Internally* Oh FUCK YEAH it’s nugget day.

Burnet: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Lumine: 'Prettiest Smile'

Valkyrie: 'Nicest Personality'

Vian: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Noir: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Axel: Feliks, I’m asking for your permission to marry your brother.

Feliks: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you’ve asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

*In highschool*

Vian: I was feeling ok until I realized what day tomorrow is.

Pyrrhus: *thinking about Noir* Another day without him.

Vian: I was just gonna say Monday but ok.

Kuno: *vibrating slightly because he had too much caffeine* Everything in the world is my fault.

Renata: Looks like someone needs to stop drinking coffee.

Kuno: Oh no. It’s only my fifth cup.

Vian: What's your biggest fear?

Chalcedony: Being forgotten.

Vian: Damn that's deep.

Vian: Mine is the KoolAid man but i feel kinda stupid about it now.

Blade: My brother and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Rune: -sentences.

Blade: Don’t interrupt me

Kuno, to himself: I love Hao… so much… he's such an important part of my life… I wouldn’t be the same without him… how can I convey that to him?

Kuno:

Kuno: *Sends Haoran a meme out of nowhere at 2 AM*

Kuno: Perfect.

Mars: You’re on speaker. Behave.

Pluto, over the phone: Or what? You’ll spank me?

Mars:

Basil: is something burning?

Sorrel: Just my burning love for u ;)

Basil: The kitchen is on fire, Sorrel

Miaki: can you guys please recommend books that made you cry?

Rune: New General Mathematics

Basil: I hate you

Celeste: Me too bitch you ain’t special

Vian: Did you know you can just start screaming anywhere? It’s not illegal or anything!

Pyrrhus: See, what we're not gonna do is that.

“I think I’ve spent too much time around Blade. I’ve also probably spent too much time sharing his genes.”

- Rune Spooks

Saffron: Who’s the evil twin?

Rune: *without hesitation* Blade.

Blade: *shrugging* Eh.

Pyrrhus: Your calls to the Nintendo hotline are no longer my concern.

Vian: I won’t stop until someone explains why the Mario raccoon can fly!

Vian: *whispering* Don't tell Pyrrhus I made bacon in the toaster.

Pyrrhus: *enters the kitchen to see the toaster on fire* What the fuck happened?

Kayda and Noir: He made bacon in the toaster.

Basil: *falls down*

Basil: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Vian: If I was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato I would die.

Pyrrhus: How the hell would you even get in that situation?

Renata: Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something.

Kuno: This is the most terrifying thing I've ever heard.

“I’m living in Crazytown, and Mesprit is the town council.”

— Uxie Perez

Kuno: Ray, is that a hickey?

Ray: Nope, I just got bitten by a mosquito.

Kuno: I see.

Tsubasa: *enters the room* Hey Kuno-

Kuno: Tsubasa, my friend!

Kuno: The strongest mosquito in Terasma!

Tsubasa: Whoa, whoa, whoa. "Boyfriend”? I don’t want to be Ray’s boyfriend.

Kiku: Well, what do you want, then?

Tsubasa: I don’t know. I just want to be with him. All the time. I want to hear about his day and tell him about mine. I want to hold his hand and smell his hair. But I don’t want to be his stupid boyfriend!

Mafuyu: *reading an eye chart* E, H, 4, M, potato, coffee mug, smudge, middle finger, smudge, the rest are all smudges.

Saaya: Oh my god, you drove us here.

Basil: I have spent the entire time I've been in this team being nothing but nice to you people!

Nina: Today is the second day you've been in the team.

Mafuyu: I learnt something new while I was in the Ichor of the Wild.

Mafuyu: That I don’t wanna be there.

Mikael: I’m THIS close to smacking you.

Feliks: Your fingers are touching.

Mikael: Exactly

Feliks:

Mikael:

Feliks: *runs*

Vian: *poking Noir with a ruler*

Noir: What are you doing?

Vian: I'm measuring your patience.

Hibiki: FOUR MONTHS!

Mira: What’s he talking about?

Rayden: It’s not that big of a deal.

Hibiki: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!

Adette: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Tsubasa: What if it bites me and it dies?

Adette: Then you're poisonous. Holy shit, Tsubasa, learn to read.

Rin: What if it bites itself and I die?

Adette: It's voodoo.

Kuno: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Adette: ..That's correlation, not causation.

Ray: Well, what if we bite EACHOTHER and neither of us dies?

Tsubasa: That's kinky.

Adette: Oh my God.

Kuno: Sorry I was busy playing Minecraft what happened?

Basil: YOU BITCH. THE ICHOR OF THE WILD IS ON OUR DOORSTEP AND YOU WERE PLAYING MINECRAFT!?

Kuno: I WAS FIGHTING THE ENDER DRAGON FUCK YOU!

Burnet: What are you guys gonna be for Halloween?

Celeste: Sad.

Rin: Gay.

Tsubasa: Sexy.

Kuno: Minecraft.

Renata: Also Minecraft.

Ray: Sexy Minecraft.

Tsubasa: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Cop: This just says "I can do what I want".

Nina: Ah yes, the five love languages.

Nina, pointing at Kuno: “My family never told me they’re proud of me”

Nina, pointing at Tsubasa: “I’m so fucking tired please god just let me rest for five minutes”

Nina, pointing at Renata: “I love Girls”

Nina, pointing at Rin: “Please pay attention to me”

Nina, pointing at Ray: “Touch starved”

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theydoctor · 2 years

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10 fandoms 10 characters 10 tags

i was tagged by @i-dont-know-dude-thats-gay and @walkingcontradiction42 <3

1. Thomas Thorne - bbc Ghosts

2. 8th Doctor - Doctor Who

3. Hob Gadling - The Sandman

4. Kat - All Quiet On The Western Front

uh. couldn't find the right gifs and the book is better anyway <3

5. Anakin Skywalker - Star Wars

6. Basil Underwood - It's Love I'm After

7. Henry Higgins - Pygmalion

8. Bill - Bill

9. Marwood - Withnail &

10. Cal Kestis - Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order

No pressure tags: @finn-shitposts @thirteenmyspacegirl @by-thunder @ennaih @davisbette @etspera @lixiesbabyhands @beartrust42 @natequarter @raine-whispers

#i really had to hold myself together to not put leslie on this list at least 5 times akshsjgs #but his characters are just sooo loveable <333 #really need to make more gifs as soon as i have the time again #...also i'm definitely not doing this to procrastinate studying for my history exam on friday akshskgj #anywaysss gonna do that again now (and listen to my wonderful new dä vinyl <33 i love it so much aaahhh)#hmm actually #yk what's funny #the last time i did this was the end of december 2021 #and i also put basil there #because it was the first movie with leslie i had seen at that point and i already loved him sm #just interesting to see how much time has passed and how much i still love that character #and the actor of course <33 #actually criminal that i still haven't made any gifs of ILIA lol should change that soon #charlie rambles

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cryptic-stimz · 3 years

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welcome to my stimboard kin blog !!

about the mod:

hey, i'm mod raven! my pronouns are he/him, i'm 16 and i'm biromantic, asexual and transgender. i have depression, social anxiety, generalized anxiety, paranoia, add and insomnia, so i'm really sorry if i'm not always super active-

my favorite stims are crystals, dice, knives, soap cutting, pokemon cards and slime stims !!

you can find more bellow the cut~

rules:

-please be patient

-i have the right to deny any request

-read everything before requesting, please!

-do not repost/claim my stimboards as yours

-please only send one request per ask. feel free, however, to send as many individual requests as you want/need, just don't spam/send the same request over and over again!

-don't send any requests if they're closed! /gen /nm

-respect my blacklist and dni, please

-i won't do outside sources, sorry!

before you request:

-please tell me the colours/theme and which stims you would like me to include.

-if there are any things you specifically don't want to be included (for example hands, knives, etc.), please tell me so as well.

sources i'll do:

-danganronpa

-death note

-fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood

-ghost eyes

-hooky

-i'm the grim reaper

-it (2017)

-lalin's curse

-lumine (webtoon)

-my hero academia

-omori

-otherkin/therian

-pjo, hoo, toa (rick riordan's book series)

-pokémon

-she-ra

-stranger things

-studio ghibli

-the promised neverland

-tokyo ghoul

-vocaloid

-voltron: legendary defender

dni if you are/support:

-anti lgbtq+/exclusionists

-anti neopronouns

-map/nom*p (a)/pear/p*do (e)/etc

-factkin

-anti-kin

-t*rf (e)/r*dfem (a)/sw*rf (e)

-ab*se (u), inc*st (e), ped*phillia (o), etc

-r*cist (a)

-s*xist (e)

-transm*d (e)/tr*sc*m (u, u)

-super straight/super gay/etc

-trump supporter

-pro-shipper/anti-anti

-yandere

-chihiro fujisaki gender discourse (i'll be using they/them!)

-discourse in general

-kink/nsfw main blog

-cg/l, cg/lre

-any other basic dni criteria i might've missed

(i'm censoring some of the words so they don't show up in tags or something-))

whitelist:

~danganronpa: (characters) kokichi ouma, korekiyo shinguji, maki harukawa, rantaro amami, shuichi saihara, nagito komaeda, chihiro fujisaki (ships) saiouma

~death note: (characters) l lawliet, light yagami, mello, near (ships) lawlight, meronia

~fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood: (characters) edward elric, alphonse elric, ling yao, lan fan, mei chang, envy (ships) edling, almei, lan fan x winry

~ghost eyes: (characters) tobias schneien, mattias schneien, emilio murkmere, rudolph richardson, francis delacruz, dwayne londi, luther schneien, simon louis (ships) tobias x emilio, rudy x carmelo, dwayne x francis

~hooky: (characters) damien wytte, dorian wytte, dani wytte, william, monica, nico, mark, carlo (ships) damien x william, dani x nico, dorian x monica

~i'm the grim reaper: (characters) brook, scarlet, chase

~it (2017): (characters) richie tozier, eddie kaspbrak, beverly marsh, georgie denbrough (ships) reddie

~lalin's curse: (characters) david, felix, cody, (ships) david x cody

~lumine: (characters) kody, lumine, calla (ships) kody x lumine

~my hero academia: (characters) tsuyu asui, denki kaminari, eijirou kirishima, kyoka jirou, shoto todoroki, izuku midoriya, tamaki amajiki, hitoshi shinso, eraser head, hawks, tomura shigaraki, dabi, eri, kota izumi (ships) tododeku, kiribaku, erasermic, kamishin, tsuchako

~omori: (characters) sunny/omori, basil, mari, hero, kel, aubrey (ships) sunnflower (basil x sunny), picnic basket (hero x mari), baseball bat (kel x aubrey)

~pjo, hoo, toa: (characters) percy jackson, nico di angelo, will solace, hazel levesque, leo valdez, meg mccaffrey, grover underwood, thalia grace (ships) solangelo, percabeth, frazel, caleo, theyna

~pokémon: (characters) ash ketchum, gladion, lillie, drew, max, hau, allister, mallow, lana, pikachu (ships) ash x gladion

~she-ra: (characters) double trouble, catra, adora, glimmer, bow, lonnie, kyle (ships) catradora, glimbow, repkylonnie (kyle x lonnie x rogelio)

~stranger things: (characters) eleven, max mayfield, mike wheeler, will byers, dustin henderson, kali prasad, robin buckley, steve harrington (ships) byler, harringrove, elmax, mileven

~studio ghibli: haku, chihiro ogino, satsuki kusakabe, mei kusakabe

~the promised neverland: (characters) norman, ray, emma, gillian, lucas, mister/yuugo (ships) norray, yuucas, gildemma

~tokyo ghoul: (characters) ken kaneki, ayato kirishima, touka kirishima, hide nagachika, juuzou suzuya, hinami fueguchi, uta, kuki urie (ships) ayakane, touken, mutsurie, uta x yomo

aesthetics:

-adventurecore

-arcadecore

-cottagecore

-cryptidcore

-fairycore

-gremlincore (don't use the term g*bl*ncore (o, i) on my blog, please, as that term is considered ant*sem*t*c (i, i, i))

-kidcore

-lovecore

-starcore

-witchcore/witchy aesthetic

blacklist:

~danganronpa: (characters) korekiyo shinguji's sister, haiji towa, hifumi yamada, teruteru hanamura (ships) kokichi ouma x girls, nagito komaeda x girls, tenko chabashira x boys, saimatsu, oumeno

~death note: yagamane

~fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood: (characters) father (ships) edroy

~ghost eyes: lucas schneien, mr. edburt, bennet issac

~hooky: (characters) hans wytte, angela wytte, hilde wytte, will's father (ships) mark x dani

~it (2017): pennywise, oscar bowers, alvin marsh

~my hero academia: (characters) minoru mineta, endeavor, overhaul, all for one (ships) bakudeku, kacchako, kirimina, todomomo, kamijirou, izuocha, eijirou kirishima x girls, shota aizawa x women, shota aizawa x ms. joke, eri x anyone

~omori: something

~pjo, hoo, toa: (characters) octavian, nero (ships) lukabeth, perachel, perlypso, romantic meg x apollo

~stranger things: (characters) martin brenner, lonnie byers (ships) stancy, will byers x girls, robin buckley x boys

aesthetics:

-yanderecore

-traumacore

-medicalcore

-religion-based aesthetics (witchy aesthetic is okay, so are holiday-based ones like christmas or halloween {i'll only do holidays when it's close to the date they're happening, though - like,, i won't do samhain at easter, you know?}, but christcore isn't)

other: spiders, blood, corpses

★ ★ ★

may i have a promo, please? thank you!

@electro-kins @primrose-rondo @catte-kins @teabookedits @fairyhimiko @tricky-kins @twisted-lies @lou-edits @cassahina @scftkitti @kinafe @allys-edit-cafe @kin-of-the-sheep @the-local-manga-library + anyone else

feel free to ignore and/or if you don't wanna be tagged, tell me and i'll untag you !!

#introduction #intro post #not a stimboard #kin blog

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redcarpetview · 6 years

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JOHN LEGEND AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD SET TO CO-HOST "GRAMMYS GREATEST STORIES: A 60TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL" AIRING FRIDAY, NOV. 24 ON CBS

Carrie Underwood. Photo by Getty/Recording Academy

SUPERSTARS ALICIA KEYS, RICKY MARTIN, P!NK, BLAKE SHELTON, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, AND UNDERWOOD ADDED TO STELLAR LINE-UP

SANTA MONICA, CALIF. (NOV. 15, 2017) —GRAMMY® Award winners John Legend and Carrie Underwood will co-host "GRAMMYs® Greatest Stories: A 60th Anniversary Special," an all-encompassing retrospective packed with epic moments from the past 59 years of GRAMMY history, including new anecdotes directly from the artists on how their GRAMMY performances came to be. The primetime special will be broadcast on Friday, Nov. 24, from 9-11 p.m. ET/PT, on the CBS Television Network.

Christine Teigen and husband John Legend on red carpet for gala benefiting the Andy Roddick Foundation in Austin, Texas. Photo by Naomi Richard.

The one-of-a-kind broadcast event will feature rare archival footage, exclusive interviews, and special appearances by multi-GRAMMY winners and nominees Christina Aguilera, Mary J. Blige, Celine Dion, Dave Grohl, Elton John, Alicia Keys, Bruno Mars, Chris Martin, Ricky Martin, Paul McCartney, P!nk, Ed Sheeran, Blake Shelton, Bruce Springsteen, Sting, Justin Timberlake, U2, Underwood, and Keith Urban.

"GRAMMYs Greatest Stories: A 60th Anniversary Special" will highlight some of the most memorable GRAMMY Moments from the last five decades of Music's Biggest Night® and take viewers behind the scenes to reveal unknown facts about the remarkable performances. Special segments will include reactions from GRAMMY producers and members of the music community following some legendary performances, including Paul McCartney bringing the Beatles' legendary album, Abbey Road, to the GRAMMY stage.

Justin Timberlake performs during the 20/20 Experience Tour’s Las Vegas finale. Photo courtesy of Justin Timberlake/media photos.

Artist reactions on "GRAMMYs Greatest Stories: A 60th Anniversary Special" include:

"To be asked by Paul McCartney to come up and jam was like a life affirming moment for me."—Dave Grohl

"Everybody I've performed with on the GRAMMYs is brilliant and I've learned a lot from them, and I've enjoyed the experience so much. What I love about the GRAMMYs is seeing people, the true artists come on … the people who last the test of time, and they always give me goosebumps."—Elton John

"I have never felt more honored, proud, and nervous, and a sense of unexpected accomplishment. My first moment on that stage was with one of the greatest legends—not in country music—of the entertainment industry, period!"—Blake Shelton on performing with Glen Campbell at the 54th GRAMMY Awards in 2012.

"GRAMMYs Greatest Stories: A 60th Anniversary Special" continues the tradition of previous Emmy Award-winning TV specials presented by the Recording Academy™, AEG Ehrlich Ventures, and CBS: "Stevie Wonder: Songs In The Key Of Life—An All-Star GRAMMY Salute," "The Beatles: The Night That Changed America—A GRAMMY Salute," "Sinatra 100—An All-Star GRAMMY Concert," and "Stayin' Alive: A GRAMMY Salute To The Music Of The Bee Gees."

"GRAMMYs Greatest Stories: A 60th Anniversary Special" is produced by AEG Ehrlich Ventures, LLC. Ehrlich is the executive producer, Ron Basile is the producer, and David Wild is the writer.

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