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diangelosdays · 1 year

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slytherin skittles♡

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nixnight1 · 4 months

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Regulus high with Barty at the Potter's

Sirius: Can I get in here? I need the- Oh my god!!

Regulus using Sirius' clothes and makeup: It's like looking on a mirror!!

Sirius: No it isn’t, Regulus >:(

Regulus: Who's Regulus?

Barty: I already can't tell who is who

Sirius: Take that stuff off

Regulus: Moony! Get in here and settle this!

Sirius: Don't call my boyfriend "Moony"

Remus: What? OH woah-hey Hey, travel size Pads! Awww

Sirius: Moonyyyy, you're encouraging him

James: I need the bathroom... Oh wow this is confusing

Sirius: No, it's not!

Regulus: You're my family and I love you all, but I'm cooler than all of you!

Sirius: I don't say that

James: Well that's all you say

Remus and Barty: Yeah

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moondustinfj · 1 month

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James *poking Remus*: Remus. Remus. Remus. Remus wake up. Remus. Remus.

Remus:

James: Remus. Remus. MOONY!!

Remus: OH MY GOD, WHAT??

James: Oh good, since you're awake-

Remus: *groans*

James: -your plan didn't work

Remus: What plan?

James: When you told me to throw confetti over Regulus' head to get him to date me

Remus: I specifically said 'Do NOT, under any circumstances, do that James'

James: Exactly! That's basically telling me to do it!

Remus: It didn't work on Lily, how the hell did you think it would work on Regulus

James: I couldn't have known!! They're such different people!!

Remus: And which parts of those "differences" made you think Regulus Black would be more receptive to being thrown confetti at in front of the whole school

James: Crouch and Rosier still laugh hysterically every time they see me..

James: So what do you suggest I do? Make even a grander gesture in front of everyone??

Remus: No! What-

James: Maybe sing him a song??

Remus: I-

James: That I wrote??

Remus: You're INSANE

James: On my guitar??

Remus *checks the watch*: It's 3 AM James go f-

James: In the great hall??

Remus: I don't even care at this point

James: You're a genius. I knew I came to the right person

Remus: That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard and I feel like I should call Regulus to warn him about you. But you seem convinced so. God bless. *slumps back to bed*

James: Do you believe in god Remus?

Remus: *voice muffled by the pillow* I believe in hell. And I'm in it.

#marauders #jegulus #remus lupin #james potter #starchaser #sirius black #regulus black #lily evans #platonic moonchaser #harry potter #hp #the marauders era #the marauders #rosekiller #wolfstar #incorrect quotes #marauders incorrect quotes #evan rosier #barty crouch junior

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redadidassneakers · 12 days

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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

#the marauders era #incorrect quote #the maruaders #hogwarts #marauders headcanon #remus lupin #casanova of gryffindor tower #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #wolfstar #peter pettigrew #mary mcdonald #lily evans #barty crouch junior

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r4yra · 1 month

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Evan: I think I'm in love with Barty... Any thoughts?

Regulus: And prayers. Your going to need them.

#marauders #rosekiller #incorrect quotes #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #regulus black

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ashes-to-ashesxx · 5 months

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*barty and sirius in azkaban*

barty: how the fuck haven't you gone completely insane yet

sirius: nothing can break me

barty: James fucked regulus when he was in sixth year and reg was in fifth

sirius: when I get out of here I'm going to kill both of them

barty:

sirius:

#sirius black #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #regulus black #the marauders #marauders #james potter #dead gay wizards #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #fuck jkr #im sorry #harry potter #prisoner of azkaban #sirius went insane after this #i love them

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isabel-lillah · 14 days

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when James and Reggie got together and James met Reg's friends he took one look at Barty and Evan and he just went god damn it not again

because the flashbacks to pre-relationship Sirius and Remus are hard and he does not want to go through that again

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adharastarlight · 6 months

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Reg sneaking into his dorm at 2am, uniform a little dishevelled

Barty, turning the light on and stroking a cat like a bond villain: why hello, you're out awfully late

Reg: ...uhm-

Evan, appearing in the shadows next to Barty: it's dreadfully strange how the light affects the colours of ties

Reg:

Reg: merde

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vlouette · 3 months

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I love soft James, clingy James but think about James who'd whisper dirty things to regulus in the worst moments. James who'd pin regulus against the wall and say the most unhinged thing ever. James being very possessive. Dark James, just think of it.

That James Potter will always live in my head rent free.

#james potter #regulus black #marauders #jegulus #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #barty crouch junior #evan rosier #possessive james #dark james potter #sunseeker #starchaser

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starchasing-chocolate · 7 months

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5/5 😭❤️

#slytherin skittles fanart #regulus black #marauders #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #dorcas meadowes #pandora lovegood #harry potter #marauders fanart #jegulus #they’re everything to me #but as much as I love them #I’m so glad I’m done with this thing #LMAO

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martie10 · 1 month

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everyones like "barty shouldn't have done what he did to mad-eye" BITCH, if someone killed my pookie wookie manwife unofficial boyfriend, id lock them up and pretend to be them for a year too

#marauders #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #headcanon #harry potter #marauders era #rosekiller #evan x barty #barty crouch junior #as psycho as barty

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wolvesandshine · 3 days

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Barty: I’m going to kill my dad

Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way

Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run

Everyone else:

#they are being 1000% serious btw #they all come from shitty households #let them have this #regulus black #marauders era #jegulus #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #marauders #james potter #starchaser #sunseeker #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch junior #slytherin skittles #harry potter funny

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veethebeequeen · 8 months

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No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

#dead gay wizards #the marauders #marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom #marauders incorrect quotes #the marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #sirius black #black brothers #barty crouch junior #barty crouch jr #oh these dead gay wizards i love you so #marauder era #incorrect marauders #marauders headcanon #the maruaders

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swiftiereg · 3 months

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Rest in Peace Regulus Arcturus Black you would’ve had the absolute best Twink to DILF character development.

#regulus black #DILF Regulus Black #Twink Regulus Black #james potter #jegulus #marauders #slytherin skittles #pandora lovegood #sirius black #dorcas meadowes #barty crouch junior #evan rosier

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futurequibblerjournalist · 5 days

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Rip Barty Crouch Jr you would have loved getting matching friendship tattoos with your besties—oh wait

#marauders era #marauders #hp marauders #hp #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 5 months

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Evan and Barty been waiting for YEARS for Regulus to turn their relationship into a threesome and then JAMES FUCKING POTTER—

#harry potter #marauders era #marauders #regulus black #slytherin skittles #jegulus #barty crouch junior #barty and evan #evan and barty #rosekiller #bartylus #rosewater #idk if that’s their ship name but it should be so :/#james potter #evan rosier #starchaser #starkiller

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