Ever since Alyx was little everyone told her about how Gordon was a hero and a savior and stuff like that so when she meets him she idolizes him but over time she realizes he’s just a normal guy with severe ptsd and a lot of luck and he sees her like a niece and he’s like her uncle and

They are all family‼️‼️‼️also I have so many thoughts in my brain about how barney is like her big brother because he was the youngest out of the three lab dudes and the least serious and ohhhh they’re all just a big family that love eachother so much and literally three men and a baby they all deserve to just be happy

Also this is turning into a rant post so I’m just gonna rant okay so here’s my headcanons for the hl characters ok ok

SO.

Barney is a gay trans dude and so is Gordon and they’re both t4t and love eachother

Eli and Kleiner are together and Eli is a bi trans man and Kleiner is a gay trans man (they are all trans I don’t make the rules)

And Alyx is like. Aroace nonbinary she/they realness

And they all care about eachother so much and and and *gets shot 57 times in the abdomen with an M2 Browning*

i love the thought of oswald cobblepot having pet sharks bc theyre also my special interest but actually a great white shark has never been kept in an aquarium for longer thhan 198 days. they all usually die. unless oswald provided miles upon miles of water and space, the sharks will give up and start refusing to eat, possibly even banging their head into the glass until their ultimate demise. which makes me so sad and im sure oswald wouldn't do that to an animal....

great white sharks are such a beautiful species. great whites dont like captivity, they need to swim miles every day. unless oswald spent millions on a cage thats literally comically huge, it wouldnt work

sorry for being autism i love sharks

Their entire relationship

I genuinely love when people infodump to me I think it’s so sweet, like please do not feel like you have to apologise for doing it

i see a lot of posts about letting your autistic partner ramble about something while you touch them/give them head/fuck them/whatever, and i approve of that, definitely. 10/10.

but i would like to propose: autistic dom who infodumps to you while they're making you feel good and makes you pay attention to what they're saying the whole time. they're touching you in all the right places, going at just the right rhythm with just the right amount of pressure and it's driving you fucking crazy, all while they're rambling casually about whatever their current interest is like nothing's even happening.

every time you say something small to acknowledge what they're saying, like "mhm", "right", "yeah," or something like that, their movements get a little more intense as a reward for paying attention. but if you get lost in the pleasure and forget to engage with what they're telling you for too long, they go "sorry, are you not listening anymore? alright, i guess I'll stop then." and you have to beg for it if you want them to keep going.

his idea of fun

normalize having interests.

guys. i swear. apparently, society decided its "shameful" or "childish" to actually care about things. especially if those things bring you comfort or joy.

you shouldn't have to be ashamed about your interests as long as they don't hurt anyone. you find a certain game or topic cool? you know a lot about the lore of this show, or a bunch of facts about a certain animal?

awesome. cause i wanna know. tell me about the things you care about.

special interests, hyperfixations, or just things you love and put a lot of time into.

cause if society is gonna shame us for having interests, i'm gonna shame them right back for telling us not to.

The silliez I love em

Please reblog!

Uhm uh uh...I have no excuse for this 😔 PPG self insert who is secretly an alien! I imagine her intro episode would have her having a little romance with the professor when he comes into a bookstore she works at/owns and the girls being (rightfully, given the prof's dating history) suspicious of her. Wacky capers ensue where they try to prove that she's up to no good, only to find that she genuinely is just chilling and wants to live a normal life on earth!

Well, normal as she can, now that she knows this family! I think she'd fit right in 😉

Taglist♡: @crushes-georg @changeling-selfship @me-myself-and-my-fos @tiny-cloud-of-flowers @sunstar-of-the-north @dearly-beeloved @adoredbyalatus @squips-ship @cherry-bomb-ships @miutonium

riku expressing autistic joy i love him sm guys

I love how velvet worms r like straight out of an alien horror movie,, the way they hunt is just absolutely terrifying but make them small and look adorable.

THIS THIS THING LOOK AT IT

it literally shoots goop ( up to 1 feet) onto its pray that paralyses it, cuts it open with a sharp thorn like thing, inject a liquid that liquefies its organs AND SLURPS THEM UP

they r also completely blind, don’t have an exoskeleton and move by moving pressure

Goodbye

I can't infodump like a normal polite autistic dawg every time i talk it's like

They try to silence us, the prophets ✊🏼😔

the best kind of infodumping is when you’re locked in a car with a friend and you’re the driver. it’s like a hostage situation. put your seatbelt on and get ready for me to tell you about the past 5 episodes i watched, a full plot synopsis and you get my opinion on each episode!!

Get infodumped idiot