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The Ideal Form is one with Too Many Eyes
An invasive species probably, scientists are still guessing. I like to keep them on their toes. They/Them, Ace, Adult, Autistic, CookieNomNomCrunch on AO3
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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy
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maybe he hurts every woman that comes into his life because he should be stoned to death and killed and stabbed and beaten and shot and drowned and
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Question for Lakia, when and how did she first figure out she’s a girl? I imagine it’s a cute story.
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Ok this is your fuckin reminder to not do the oppressors work for them
Do not exclude queer religious people just because you have trauma with them
Do not exclude mspec/bi/pan lesbians/gays just because you deem them lesbophobic
Do not exclude hetero alloaros because you dont see them as 'queer enough'
Do not exclude polyamory because it isnt 'queer enough'
Do not exclude poc who are queer
Do not exclude mentally ill queer people
Do not exclude intersex people
Do not exclude older queer people
Do not exclude younger queer people
Do not exclude trans or nonbinary people who dont have much, if any, dysphoria
Do not exclude any LGBTQ+ people who dislike being referred to as queer for whatever reason
Do not exclude ANY queer people. We are all in this together and if you exclude any of us or you are doing what the bigots want
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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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List of the Hell’s (de-)motivational posters:
PLEASE do not LICK THE WALLS
This office has gone 0 11 2 days without anyone saying “The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intensions″
Clean up after youself, your mother doesn’t work here. YOU DON’T HAVE A MOTHER
WE HATE YOU
The Devil Finds WORK FOR IDLE HANDS TO DO - so LOOK BUSY!
TO AVOID INJURY don’t tell me how to do my bloody job!
For More Efficient Service just rip out your own throat with a stapler
GIVE UP NOW
CHEER UP! REMEMBER – The Worst IS yet to come.
You DON’T MATTER
In Case of Fire, Send grateful memo to the Department of Infernal Flame
To illustrate the torture existing in Hell, Neil Gaiman created motivational posters for the walls. ‘I had too much fun with these,’ he says. ‘The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design.’ - Good Omens Companion
One of the oddest things was in Hell. I wrote a number of de-motivational posters for the walls of Hell. And the art department couldn’t get them ugly enough. Eventually, the production designer, the amazing Michael Ralph did possibly the most sensible thing that he could have ever done, which was to ask the youngest art department intern to do them and tell him that we encourage the use of lots of different fonts, and Comic Sans wherever possible. And we got these very badly designed posters, and they were exactly what we wanted. - Neil Gaiman (x)
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I get a little annoyed at how writings don't give Native North American peoples any agency in agricultural technologies
Domestication takes hundreds or thousands of years to accomplish, so it's weird to me that so many sources claim that food plants native to North America were cultivated into existence after European settlement, from a "wild" ancestor into a highly desirable crop
Take for example, the famous Concord grape. Supposedly it was bred from wild ancestors in a few years by just one guy.
With pecans, the word itself is Algonquin, so it's harder to deny that Native Americans cultivated them, but supposedly "domestication began in the 1800's". and as the source says, "wild-type" pecans are perfectly acceptable for sale in the market
And then there is nonsense like all the sources that will tell you pawpaws are an "evolutionary anachronism" from when they were distributed by giant ground sloths and other megafauna, as though humans don't count.
Are we to believe that indigenous peoples knew nothing of plant breeding? When the Cherokee were given peaches, apples, and watermelon, they adopted the new plants for use in their orchards and soon developed their own breeds.
Don't even get me started on all the plants that were almost lost and largely not used anymore, like Rivercane and the American Chestnut.
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btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors
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as soon as marcille finds out what calling a half foot by their first name means
babygirl / laios version ↓
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man the ‘no boundaries pretending to be polite to people he can’t stand’ toshiro combined with the ‘alienated yet desperate to do anything to make people like him’ Kabru in one episode is such a gut punch to me as an autistic people pleaser. Having a minor crisis rn Kui what the hell
#The pure betrayal in laios’ eyes during toshiro’s fight#I’ve DONE that to people albeit not to that extent#Like I’m working on it and have gotten better#dungeon meshi#kabru#toshiro dungeon meshi#autism#something to nom on
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Omg the girlies are fightingggggg~~~~
They’re having realizations about each other and themselves and are growinggggggg~~~~
Their fight leads them to the understanding of the self and tightening of their bonds as comrades and friendsssssss~~~~
Omggggg~~~~~~~
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