what if i ended it all right now.

TW: Blood

OK SPEARMASTER HAS BEEN PATHETIC FOR TOO LONG IT’S TIME TO BE COOL; I cannot let y’all forget that they’re still a mean killing machine.

Unamused but toleratant 🖖

The heavenly realm has a subtotal of a quadrillion braincells and all of them are Ling Wen's.

can I request a Starscream 👉👈

My beautiful wife who has permanent shit eating grin disease

if you could let any newsie say fuck who would it be?

fe8 doodle dump

In season 5 they should let Thomas write a good poem

reborn au sakura is fantastic and i love her!! tori's apprentice in chaos gremlinness!! however i do privately think she might not be that into sasuke in a situation where he ISNT The Last Uchiha (tm), motivated beyond his years, a broody and tragic lone wolf? like regular non-massacre sasuke seems like he might be just Some Guy with a huge and quite cute brother complex? (though i guess the konoha-wide uchiha obsession might compensate for all that and still make him the class hottie..)

i've thought about this a bit for other non-massacre AUs, but ultimately i think sasuke would still be the coolest kid in class. an absurdly large portion of female characters that sasuke meets remark on how attractive he is, even not knowing his mysterious and cool anime background, so i think.... i think sasuke is just canonically really really good-looking. we saw enough of his "younger less talented sibling" complex pre-massacre that i think he'd still be highly motivated to be the best in class (albeit not AS motivated as in canon), plus it's implied sasuke has a lot of natural talent/power on top of that motivation. so i think while he'd have less of his mysterious and broody ~wow~ factor, sasuke would still be the prettiest boy in school AND at the top of his class (or at least consistently duking it out with whoever #2 was). i think he'd still be the #1 target of young school girl crushes, although it might be less intense

i also like keeping sakura's academy years crush on him just as a way for her to feel more ~sakura~ even in an au. although i personally like them better as friends so in most AUs i'd have her grow out of it pretty quickly (or maybe write her as unfortunately very physically attracted to him even as she grows less impressed with her personality).... he's still an excuse for her to feud with ino though, which i like playing with.

also with her direction in reborn au, at some point it's not even about her thinking he's cute. it's about making boys fight over her :)

bonk

Doodles before I leave for tonight and I think yall deserve a treat

Eclipse version here

the amount of pure guilt that Thalia must have felt after Jason died lol.

because she got saved

she got turned into a tree, at 12 years old. But she didn’t do anything.

she hadn’t served the gods like Jason did, who devoted his entire life to them.

but Zeus saved her. Gave her a chance to stand sentinel over camp as a tree.

and she’s here now, right?

but the feeling of not deserving it, of being useless and worthless and that she doesn’t deserve to live or be save

Jason didn’t get this, not even a childhood, barely any friends, a soldier for the gods.

the same gods that didn’t save him, but saved her.

she didn’t do anything significant to deserve it, but Jason had.

it felt so unfair for her to be alive.

anyways Jason’s death must have absolutely ruined Thalia as well as her trust in the gods

Thalia overthrowing Olympus arc when???

Do I or do I not jack off immediately after taking an everything shower and washing my sheets 🤔🤔🤔

Maybe have a little alcohol too :3

Bildaddy, in light of the recent events,

MAY WE PARTY AND FEAST WITH OX & BROC RIBS??????

Yes, we may, kid. Yes, we may. WAHOO!

Have a Good Omens renewed for a third and final season (platonic) (celebratory) (wahoo)

If Sanctuary Moon is a TV show in Teenage Exocolonist, then that means it takes place in the same universe as The Murderbot Diaries. Also, I'm having a very Murderbot moment in that I really think the introduction of a heroic Secunit would fix a lot of the colony's problems.