Need to see Lucy seeing blatant mutant discrimination in s2 and losing her fucking shit over it because Golden Rule Motherfucker

She'd be confronted with ghoul prejudice and have None of it. The fuck you mean Cooper isn't allowed in your bar? The fuck he isn't. Fucking smoothskins

The eye technique of looking into your eyes, to then drift to your lips and back up again.

i feel like he should be able to make those kinds of jokes

You know when babies are so tired that they’re fussing too much to sleep until you put their head down on your shoulder or something and they pass out immediately

Baby shark has been swimming for a long time with no way to take a break. Hello Whalemack 🐋

(More on Whalemack here)

I need this to happen:

Arthur: *say something obvious* MC: no shit, Sherlock Arthur:

I need to bite him (lovingly), just a little nibble 💔

this here is a MAN. a giver. an eater. 8 inches, ample girth, #e4b4ac, can go for 10 straight rounds nonstop, curses in french between strokes, plants his feet into the floor for MAX g-spot hitting, wraps his big strong arms around you during cowgirl. did i mention that he’s an eater? cause I KNOWW he eats it come on now. until he runs out of breath, until your legs have contorted in every direction possible, until—[MIC DISCONNECTS]

james please just one chance i’ll be good i’ll swallow

The FUNNIEST thing that could happen in the next two episodes is that someone hands Rampart a ration bar and right before he is about to take a bite, Crosshair just smacks it out of his hand onto the floor.

if MKulia isn’t going to be canon can they at least hug eachother

In season 5 they should let Thomas write a good poem

THEY SHOULD LET ME KILL JUST ONCE

I have the sudden need to write a fic in which Optimus and Megatron start bantering about politics and shit and Megatron is sure he won the debate and starts goading Optimus but then...

Boom

Optimus folds him like a homelette (not literally) and is like, "bich u dumb?" And starts explaining why everything he just said is wrong. He's a bad politician, and he's too full of himself and needs to be humbled.

And Megatron thinks about it, and actually, yeah... he's screwed.

I think we were robbed of seeing Mickey in Ian’s lap

oh to touch the tip of his ears

I would like to take a moment to appreciate the blessing that is these two hotties finally being together and interacting with each other.