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nininikki · 5 months

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this here is a MAN. a giver. an eater. 8 inches, ample girth, #e4b4ac, can go for 10 straight rounds nonstop, curses in french between strokes, plants his feet into the floor for MAX g-spot hitting, wraps his big strong arms around you during cowgirl. did i mention that he’s an eater? cause I KNOWW he eats it come on now. until he runs out of breath, until your legs have contorted in every direction possible, until—[MIC DISCONNECTS]

#thirsts ✶#haha don’t mind that #got a little sidetracked #😅😅😅#french please eat it #just once #can we 69?#PLEASE let me peg #i know his nut tastes—#[MIC DISCONNECTED]#nikki talks ✶#frenchie #the boys #frenchie x reader #frenchie x me #frenchie the boys

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coconut530 · 18 days

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#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #OH HELLO I CAN’T BELIEVE WE MADE IT HERE IT’S SO CRAZYYYYYY #3/3/22 - 4/11/24 HAS BEAUTIFUL EPISODES LIKE 1 8 19-29 35 38 41-64 66-69 71-78 84 87 90 97 BUT THEY’RE ALL AMAZING AND RNF DO AMAZING WORK #THANK YOU TWO SO DANG MUCH I LOVE BOTH OF YOUR STORIES #ANYWAY ONTO THE EPISODE LENORE RIGGING THE QUESTION DEAL LOOK AT HERRRRRRR #IT CAN BE DONE?!?!?!?!?? LET’S DO IT #I LOVE THE ABSTRACT DEAN PANELS VERY CUTE #NO WEAKNESSES WHATTTTTTTT. MAYBE LENORE WILL BE THEIR FIRST WHEN SHE MANIFESTS AND DESTROYS THEM #ARE THE DEANS JUST MORE SPIRITS?!?!??? I WONDER #ACADEMY HISTORY?!???!???!! VERY INTERESTING #I FORGOT ABOUT THE CURSE CRAZY IT ACTUALLY COMES INTO PLAY WOWWWWW #RAVEN’S SASSY EXPRESSION— OOP LENORE SNATCHED HIM #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HIS DEMON FORM IS SCARYYYYYYY #LENORE SHOUTING AT HIM YES I LOVE VOICING LENORE SHOUTING #DON'T MAKE ME BONEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS #SO MENACINGGGGGGGG #EVERYONE SAW OMG #NO MORE SECRECY AND WE ONLY HAVE LIKE A DAY TO DO IT LET'S GOOOOOOO #AMAZING STORY #THANK YOU RED N FLYNN YOU GUYS ARE OUR AMAZING GOTH WINE AUNTS AND WE LOVE YOU

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enbycupcake · 1 month

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commissions sale! 50% off!

i'd do ocs! i'll do fanart! for any comm, before colors are placed, i'll send a preview image of the lineart for any revisions along with a color palette for approval.

please contact me either through dm or email at [email protected]

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APRIL SALE!!! ENBYCUPCAKE COMMISSIONS 2024 FLAT COLOR ILLUSTRATIONS: PRICING AND RULES

$12 half body / $15 full

+ $5 per character

minimal background: only objects necessary to make scene work and/or geometric bg elements

most kinks okay

payment due upfront: paypal or kofi

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no commercial or AI use

APRIL SALE!!! ENBYCUPCAKE COMMISSIONS 2024 FULL COLOR ILLUSTRATIONS:

$25 base price for flat characters with background

$50 base price for rendered characters with background

+ $10 per character (maximum four characters)

background complexity raises price on a per case basis

only 2 lineart revisions and 1 major color revision allowed

no commercial or AI use

i reserve the right to refuse any commission

#i thought about reducing to 69% off but then we would be dealing with cents and idk if the joke would be worth it #commission tag #sure hope i tagged my original post that so i can find it lol #long post for ts

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absurdumsid · 4 months

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thats ten classrooms worth of ppl (too many)

#sid rambles #damn #what a silly number #can we get to 69(0)#im SO MATURE #I AM A VERY VERY MATURE MAN

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stinkyme · 6 months

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TIME TO THIRST OVER NIKOLAIS THIGHS LADIES GENTS AND EVERYTHING INBETWEEN. NIKOLAIS THIGHS ARE SO FUCKING BITABLE AND LICKABLE AND KISABLE AND I JUST WANNA MAKE OUT WITH HIM AND LET HIM DICK ME DOWN AND JUST FUCK- guys i cant even begin to describe how down fucking bad i am for him. i want nikolai so bad. and thats not even going how badly i wanna choke on his dick- i'd let this man use my throat like sum kinda fleshlight- hes so perfect and pretty and i want him- i need chuuya too tbh tho. like id let chuuya bend me over his desk and fuck me till i cant walk out of his office without letting anyone i see know what just happened behind that door- BUT THIS AINT ABOUT CHUUYA THIS ABOUT NIKOLAI-

tbh both of them at the same time would be a very fun experience to have 💆🏻‍♀️ good thing is that our slutty line is open! *lets nikolai and chuuya out of cage* they are all yours, my dear, please treat them with upmost filthiness and nastiness, they absolutely love it! Nikolai may or may not came in his pants a little bit after hearing the things you wanna do to him, but I am sure you will take care of it ;)

#stinkyanswers #they are our most prized and desired possession besides fyowhore #please have fun and be as naughty as you humanly can be!#we charge 69$ per minute...so make most out of it

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shangqinghua · 2 years

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groundhog day/time travel au where post-canon jiang cheng keeps reliving the flashback arc and with each iteration of watching and reliving wangxian’s mess he slowly becomes more and more unhinged. his goals slowly devolve from ‘save lotus pier and also stop the war before it starts’ to ‘either get those two together or kill one of them… and fix all that other stuff if i have time’

#jiang cheng on round 69: okay. i’ve come to the conclusion. that if i can get wei wuxian and lan wangji to fuck in the next week we won’t #to war #nie huaisang: what are you talking about. i’m in though.#sqh.txt #found this one fully formed in my drafts. no clue why i didn’t post it #wangxian #untamed #the untamed #jiang cheng #mdzs

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clarissaexplainingitall · 4 months

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finally opening my ancient fic doc and watching my computer chug to load all 68 pages of him at once

#and with the help of caffeine and withdrawal we can make that 69!!!

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ocdhuacheng · 2 months

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i got........ a premium table for flamecon T_T

#im still gonna try to get a regular table bc premium is way too expensive #i mean we get 4 tickets so i can share with 3 artists but its still 267.25 per person #with a regular that im sharing with one other person its only like 187 per person -_-#if i end up getting a regular table i can get a refund on this one tho so someone who usually gets premiums can get it #tho i lose $69 to fees #or MAYBE i can try selling...... under the table....... even tho technically its not allowed #well see #idfk #.txt

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phoenixd0wner · 4 months

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OH MAH GAWD. WE CAN PET TORGAL.

#ooc #ffxvi where we pay $69 just to pet the doggo #best purchase ever #if no one knows yes i finally got a ps5 and i can finally play ffxvi #i'm still around the beginning and i still dunno how i wanna write flamey bird boy yet #aside from he's alive and probably living at cid's hideout with jote #god i wish my tonberry girl had more screentime ;-;#and idk if i wanna get the dlcs yet #haven't looked into this dlc tbh

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vicontheinternet · 7 months

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What gets me is when older gens/parents get online and angrily respond to someone questions abt how things used to work like maybe because yall didn't teach them shit. How do you expect them to know just spontaneously have knowledge of how things works when they were kids or before they were born. Or the millennials who wanna be old so bad and be condescending "most ppl under-" miss me with that bs

#i swear they wanna be old so bad #like do they honestly think ppl under 25 haven't watched things on VHS #or used map quest or used a portable cd player #they wanna shit on the younger gen so bad and victimize them for feeling old self inflicted #they look stupid because they don't know how old gen z is #like they really think we don't know what *69 is that was my cousins and mine favorite pass time as kids #shock horror we had phone books im 23 and i know what a phone book is #somewhere off in the distance you can hear a millennial cry because they found out they weren't special #and found out that they shared life experiences with a gen zer

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puphoods · 1 year

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oh yeah vote claire i guess hes still ahead plenty so its fine but dont you love him so much

#et cetera #can we get him to finish at 69% please ill cry

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ivy-saurs · 9 months

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"bitch just hang up the phone and star 69 his ass!" was such an iconic line in scream 2 and it's been living in my head rent-free for days LMAO

#i love the scream movies so much they're so campy and fun thank you emery for getting me into them and hello if you're reading this :)#(also fun fact in the uk we dialled 1471 to check the last caller rather than *69)#we eventually got a landline where you could just see a list of the previous callers and i kept telling my parents 'you guys don't need to #dial 1471 anymore you can just see a list of callers!!' but they never listened/remembered </3

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