I need these two to come back in a future Pokemon mainline game, in another region, and you see them and think like "Oh jeez what are they doing here? They're gonna fight each other or me?" And then you find out they're just chilling together on vacation

I need this to happen:

Arthur: *say something obvious* MC: no shit, Sherlock Arthur:

Ok hear me out

We are nearing an anniversary here on tumblr a ten year anniversary, this April 1st marks a decade since the GREAT MISHAPOCALPYS

and I think we should honor this momentous occasion but repeating it but not just here everywhere, twitter,insta,tictok, Reddit,

now you may ask why I would insite such a thing the simple answer is I feed on chaos I would thrive in it

so to sum it up

on April fools day I think we should all change our icons to this

Please repost

There’s a case that clicks on, but it’s not being read by Chester, it’s like Daria or Needles where it’s its own recording.

Everyone hears Chester’s voice introducing himself as “Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus institute” , he reads a statement that we haven’t heard before, and at the end Martin pops in offering tea, and they realize it’s Norris.

Alternatively they find a cassette tape with the same content.

Is this likely to happen, no, probably not, but I would enjoy it and the chaos it would bring.

Y’all if I get drafted don’t pray for me I’ll be just fine

Imma be doing donuts and drifting in the tanks

Gotta have a nail tech on base grounds at all times

“300 points if you headshot the ginger on the enemy side” “wait noooo he’s cute”

Serving cunt and our country 🫡

Gabriel picking up a random book and asking: "What's po-pro-p-...pornography?"

constant questions when making au's, one being would an uv-band from ons keep a demon from dying from the sun in demon slayer??

Do you think Aha will make us an emanator?

Hot take: the beast can’t walk on ice, he will always slip and fall like that one scene in Bambi so he avoids it like the plague so no one will ever know :3

Whether he can walk on ice or not, he’s definitely smart enough not to risk ending up in a lake, so I suppose we’ll never know.

What happens if you put Andrew Garfield and James Mcavoy in the same room or same interview?

Marvel S/I 🤝 ROTTMNT S/I 🤝 Sonic S/I

Being the emotional support human with a found family of chaotic, but lovable weirdos

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.

AU where Jason gets his revenge by becoming a lawyer and getting joker sentenced to the death penalty

Bruce is conflicted about it but any time he tries to say anything on the subject Alfred just talks over him like "oh we're so proud of you master Jason you finished college and you didn't even use your father's extensive resources that could've easily gotten someone in this family a degree aren't we so proud master Bruce that Jason got himself a respectable profession--"

I do hope the Bad Kids actually have a scene going to the apiary club.

In large part because I want Fabian to fail an Animal Handling check and get stung by so many bees.

getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism