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why-what-no · 2 years

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Happier Alone Part 2

Part One

Pairing: Billy Hargrove x Fem!Reader

Notes: A bit of writing practice for when The Sandman comes out. (So when it does, send in your The Sandman requests. My weekend plans got cancelled so I have nothing better to do)

Summary: Billy’s girlfriend gave their relationship another chance, but she can’t seem to decide if it was the right choice. Until she actually has to be alway from him and realizes she’s happiest when he’s with her.

Requested by my bestie: @mothshabby

It had been a full week since (Y/N) decided to give her relationship with Billy another chance. A full week and she still didn’t quite know how she felt about it.

To his credit, Billy was being a great boyfriend. But she knew it was mostly because he had taken their near breakup pretty hard. In fact, a large part of her worries was the fear that he would stop caring as much about their relationship once he knew that she was there to stay again.

Before they had their fight, she had only ever seen him when he drove her to school. Then, he would go off the hang out with his friends and leave her to her’s. Eventually, she stopped getting so invested in it. If he didn’t want her, she wouldn’t waste her time on him.

So she acted like she was alone, and eventually she began to feel happier in it. Which led to her confession to Billy that she thought she would be happier alone than she was with him.

“Hey, you ready to go?” Billy jogged up to her, ready to drive her home. She nodded, giving him a kiss and letting Billy open the car door for her.

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“How was your test?” Billy’s eyes flickering to (Y/N).

She shrugged. “I don’t know. It seemed pretty easy, which probably means I misunderstood all of it.”

He laughed, causing her to smile just a bit wider. She always loved his laugh. “Don’t worry ‘bout that.” Billy told her. “I’m pretty sure you’re smart enough to teach that class, let alone take some little test.”

“Mr. Peterson has a PhD.” Her laugh was incredulous, but she felt herself get warm at his compliement. “I highly doubt I could do what he does.”

“A Ph.D is just a piece of paper.”

“It is not!” He was watching her as she laughed and gently hit him teasingly. “The paper is just like… symbolic.”

“Whatever.” He grinned. “You still could give him a run for his money.”

“You’re an idiot.”

“Yeah, yeah.”

She glanced over at him as they continued to drive. He wasn’t looking at her anymore, but there was still that grin on his face. When they finally got to her place and she got out of the car, he stuck his head out of the open window and called after her.

“You free this weekend? He asked. “There’s some movie that I wanna see.”

Opening her mouth about to tell him yes, she quickly shut it again before she could. Remembering what her parents had said several days previously. “I’m out of town this weekend.” She told him, hating the disappointed look on his face. “Visiting my cousins in Indianapolis.

“You didn’t tell me that.” He said, tone even. Which was true, but only because she forgot.

“Yeah, I forgot.” She shrugged, trying not to sound defensive. “I don’t have to tell you anything.”

“I know, I know, I just…” But she just waved away his response.

“Cool. I’ll see you Monday.”

He watched her as she went inside. “See you!” He called after her and she waved goodbye at his words.

***

“So… is he cute?” One of (Y/N)’s cousin’s asked, messing with her.

“Oh, hush.” She told him. “Hush.”

“Come on.. I’m bored.” He whined. “It’s not like I have any relationship to gossip about.”

(Y/N) laughed. “You’ve literally never shown any interest in anyone. Literally all our lives. So why are you so invested in Billy and me?”

“That’s exactly why. Just because it’s not for me doesn’t mean I don’t wanna hear about yours.”

She managed to avoid saying much, grateful her aunt had pulled her cousin away to help with dinner. Because honestly, the truth was that it was only one day, and she was already missing Billy a lot.

(Y/N) had expected to feel alright with not being around him, having got used to it back when they had been having relationship troubles. But she couldn’t stop thinking about him.

She debated just calling him, but she knew he was at the movie theatre, and she didn’t want to call him after that. It would be too late and she wouldn’t want to deprive him of sleep.

The end of the weekend couldn’t come soon enough.

***

When Billy arrived to pick her up for school on Monday, she pulled him in for a deep kiss. “What was that for?” He asked with a smirk. “I mean, I’m not complaining.”

“I missed you.”

“Well I missed you too sweetheart.” He kissed her again.

“No, I mean..” She shook her head, wrapping her arms around him. “I was wrong. When I thought I would be happier without you? I was wrong.”

The relief and joy on his face gave her the exact same feelings. “I love you.” He told her.

“I love you too. And I’m sorry I couldn’t come see that movie with you. How was it?”

“It was great. You should see it.” He said, a growing look on his face that could only be described as mischievous. “You know… It’s still playing today. We could skip class this morning and…”

“And not get my test results from Mr. Peterson?”

“Come on! You know you passed.”

“Okay. Let’s go.” (Y/N) laughed, letting him take her hand.

She couldn’t stop smiling, so glad that they were together.

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nicomrade · 7 months

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was tagged by @soupcans ^-^

last song: where the lonely road goes - grand commander

fave color: i love blue ive missed blue

currently watching: ive been watchin yuyu hakusho w my lunch its lotsa fun + interestin to see the stuff in common thats like hxh but like not evil. n im slowwwwwwwwly rewatchin adventure time when i feel like it im still on season 1

last movie/tv show: last tv show i finished was new girl.. i rewatched saw this monday n my last new movie was 2001 space odyssey lol wait no we watched your christmas or mine yesterday. thats my last movie british xmas romcom 🐅

im addin a readin one cuz i like readin: been readin hokuto no ken slowly (but surely!) n i take naruto breaks sometimes. my shonen intake is abnormal rn. n i have an agatha christie im supposed to be readin nnn non fiction bout comics n how to read them. yay yay reading !!

sweet/savoury/spicy: why must we live seperated why cant we sweet savoury and spicy... uhm im a sweet guy generally but sweet + spicy is everything to me ^-^ lukes goat cheese honey hot pepper pizza is 👍

relationship status: im single n stayin single for foreseeable future i kinda dont care rn. #happy2yearssingle #aro

current obsession: im on that usogui kick again. u dont even know what uve got coming like. im also goin to go silly when the scott pilgrim anime comes out . already gettin sillier. idk. im also still 30% obsessed w 2001 ngl. its in my head now. permanently jongbrained too 🀄

last thing you googled: goemon ishikawa

im tagging.. @shinji-hibiki @uglywhitefatherfigure @catboy323 @festeringorganicmatter @diaphonisation @good-wine-and-cheese @yuuichis @bolthrower uhmm & my friends i already know well if yall wanna do it too u r so welcome to.. like uhm @fullmoondagger @roublardise @spaceyqueer @thefaculty @albertbreasker and so on.. why do i have so many people to tag naow what the hell.

#laying on the ground like i just ran a marathon but its just tryin to remember everyones new urls o(-<

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demonsocialworker · 1 year

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Dork - Robin Buckley

Female XReader/Fluff/Set in Season 4/Gif Not Mine

Word Count: 1524

TW: None

A/N: finals s u c k e d but whatever at least i didn't fail, i'm gonna try to write another fanfic or maybe a few before my breaks over so if you have any requests lmk! and as always enjoy <3

Joining marching band wasn't your idea of fun, but your best friend Tom had talked you into it. "If you don't join with me then I'm not doing it!", he threatened. "Alright alright fine," you sighed. Now here you were, standing on the bleachers in the lamest uniform in the world, wishing you were anywhere else but at this pep rally. You and Tom were the first ones there and waiting for everyone else was even more boring than playing a damn tuba. Why couldn't Tom have also talked you into choosing an instrument that didn't weigh the same as a small elephant?

"Hey, I know who you'd probably get along with for the rest of the year!" Tom said way too excitedly. "How would I get along with anybody in band?" you asked. Tom tried turning to face you but struggled for a few seconds under the weight of the tuba, he shouldn't have picked it either. "Robin! Remember she hangs out with that Steve dude?" You thought for a minute, trying to figure out if you knew who he was talking about. The gym doors opening snapped you out of your train of thought, and you watched as students flooded into the gym.

After the students came the cheerleaders and then, finally, the other band kids. Tom nudged your shoulder, "See? That's Robin right in the middle," he said as he pointed to her. Now you remembered who she was, you stared at her the entire time you were at Family Video with Tom last week. It was supposed to be your turn to pick for movie night, but you couldn't pay attention to movie titles when she was standing there, so you let Tom pick. Seeing her again made you feel the same way you did at Family Video, shy, out of words, and above all, a total dork. Tom sat there trying to get your attention, "Hey! You see her right?", but it was useless. You couldn't see or hear anything that wasn't her.

You managed to make it through the pep rally with your brain basically working on autopilot. You were ready to leave, that way you could go back to being normal instead of acting like an idiot in front of Robin, but Tom had other plans. While you were trying to make your way out of the gym Tom grabbed your hand, "You two are gonna be friends, cmon let's go," he said as he pulled you toward Robin. "Tom let go! I can't stay and talk dude," you said as you tried to think of an excuse to get out of this. But he let go of your hand, "What? Why?", he asked. "Um- well my mom said she wanted me home right after the pep rally. Some family dinner thing I don't know." This answer was good enough for Tom, "Alright fine. See you on Monday." Tom kept walking toward Robin while you bolted out of the gym.

You sped home, almost hitting your mom's car as you pulled into the driveway. You left your giant tuba in the backseat of your car and ran into your house. Your mom started to greet you, "Hi honey how was the-" but you cut her off. "Great Mom it was really fun," you said as you rushed up the stairs to your room. You walked into your room and slammed the door behind you. After fighting your way out of your band costume, you flopped face down onto your bed. You laid there for a while wishing you would've just gone with Tom and talked to Robin, but you knew you would've just acted like an idiot in front of her. After lying on your bed wondering why you were such a loser and couldn't just talk to a girl that you think is cute, your mom called you downstairs. Assuming it was for dinner you made your way downstairs.

You were halfway down the stairs when your mom called for you again, "Honey! Get down here!" You sighed as you got the last few steps, "Mom I'm right here-", but you couldn't even finish your sentence. Tom, Robin, and Steve were standing at your front door. "Hey Y/N!" Tom started, but you turned around and ran back up to your room, slamming the door behind you. "Oh my god, this can't be happening," you said as you leaned against your bedroom door. "This is a dream and I'm gonna wake up at any second-" but you weren't waking up, instead you were hearing someone knock on your door. "Hey Y/N? It's me open the door." Tom said through the door. Sighing and accepting that this really wasn't a dream, you cracked the door a bit to see Tom. "Why are you here? Why are they here!? I told you I had a family dinner thing-" Tom cut you off this time. "No you don't, your brother's car isn't even here and your dad is still at work so I don't see much family going on right now. Get dressed and come downstairs." Tom closed the door so you couldn't argue with him.

After pulling on your clothes, you headed downstairs. This time everyone was sitting in your living room and your mom had set a bowl of chips on the coffee table. "See I told you guys she'd come out eventually!" Tom joked. Robin and Steve chuckled and everyone stood up to head for the door. "Alright, let's go!" said Tom. "Go where?" you asked. Robin turned to you, "To the movies, did Tom not tell you?" You could feel your face heating up, just having her look in your direction made you lose every thought you had in your head. "U-um no he j-just told me to come downstairs." you stuttered out. Robin turned from you and looked at Tom, "Did you just make us blindside the poor girl?" she said with a laugh. "Well, I knew if I didn't then she wouldn't come with us!" Robin rolled her eyes and Steve jingled his keys, "Okay can everybody stop being awkward? We're about to miss the movie let's go come on!" You called out a goodbye to your mom, then everyone walked outside and piled into Steve's car.

Walking outside you wished you had put on a jacket, you hugged yourself to try to keep warm until you got to the car but Robin noticed. "Hey, I have an extra jacket in the car, I mean um, if you really need it." Before you could respond, Tom jumped in, "Of course she does she always forgets her own. Shotgun!" Oh no, he was going to make you sit in the back with Robin. Now you knew why he showed up at your house like this, he could tell you had a crush on her. You and Robin climbed into the back of the car, she reached into the floorboard and grabbed her extra jacket. "Here, it might be kinda dirty Steve never cleans the car," she said laughing. Steve whipped his head around, "Hey! Don't trash talk the car that you ride to school in every day." Robin smacked him with her jacket, then handed it to you. You stared at it for a minute, you never thought you'd even talk to her, much less be holding her jacket. You realized you probably looked weird just staring at it, so you quickly pulled it on as Steve pulled out of your driveway and onto the road.

As Steve pulled into the parking lot of the movie theater you wished Tom would've at least told you what type of movie you were going to see. Everyone got out of the car and walked into the movie theater, Steve went to go buy the tickets while you, Robin, and Tom stayed behind to get snacks. You and Robin both got pretzels, and Tom got two small popcorns for himself and Steve. You hadn't said anything to Robin since she gave you her jacket, so you were happy when Steve walked back over to break the awkward silence. "Okay, so four tickets to The Eleventh Commandment." Your jaw dropped, "A horror movie!?" Tom turned to Robin, "She's a big scaredy cat, you might have to hold her hand," he said with a wink. You smacked his arm, hoping he would shut up. Robin smiled at you, and you all started to walk to the theater the movie was showing in.

Tom of course made you and Robin sit beside each other. Sitting beside Robin and watching a horror movie made you feel like your heart was going to explode from beating too fast. The first few minutes of the movie weren't that bad, but when the first murder happened you had to shield your eyes. Robin noticed, what doesn't she notice? When you put your hand back on the armrest she placed hers on top of it. You froze, not knowing what to do, but she went further and intertwined her fingers with yours. You smiled and looked over at her. "Dork," she said as she smiled back.

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hertist-art · 1 year

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Being a Hopeless Aromantic Romantic

Maybe I’m ill. Ill in the heart or wherever love is supposed to be stored.

Maybe love itself is a disease I can’t catch. Unbitten by the love bug but sweet-blooded buffet for mosquitos.

Maybe I just don’t have a heart at all. This beating in my chest might be some hallucination—some imposter reminding me I’m alive.

Maybe I just don’t have that soulmate. Maybe they’re just a myth like my hope. I think that’s the only thing I lost in high school—hope.

Maybe I’m really a robot with flesh. Maybe I’m an alien from another world. Would explain why I never understand when my friends describe those insect sensations.

Maybe I just wasn’t made with those feelings. Maybe I just never learned. There aren’t any classes on how to fall in love—let alone how to feel it.

Maybe it was just never meant to be.

Maybe I’m ok with that.

Maybe that’s fine.

Maybe I’m lying through my teeth.

Maybe I’m sighing it with relief.

Maybe I watch other people fall head over heels. Tripping over feet, and tongue, and sense—shameless Sheppard dogs leashed at looks.

Maybe I watch them be maggoty and mushy with one another. Like cupid roadkill struck by the lovesickness big rig in the midsummer swelter.

Maybe I watch people who have their happily ever after weekend. Maybe I see them wake from their Aphrodite dreams to a Monday misery. Watching friends hung up on hellish ex’s and strangers they’ll never find the courage to talk to.

Maybe I hate the idea of all that sickly-sweet stuff. Maybe I hate the idea of no longer being alone more. I’ve grown too comfortable in these cold sheets and these clothes that smell only of my own perfume.

Maybe what I feel is normal.

Maybe no one knows what love is.

Maybe love doesn’t exist at all.

Maybe I’m normal, wanting to feel something that doesn’t exist.

Maybe I just want to justify this duality in me.

Maybe I read slow burn heartthrobs to feel like it happens slowly. Maybe I read love-at-first-sight hot messes to get to the point. I like these fake people with fake lives feeling these emotions that everyone but me finds real.

Maybe I wouldn’t mind having someone call me lovely things. Have those daydream dates and night strolls through the park—the things you only see in movies.

Maybe I want someone to look at me like I want to look at the mirror. Maybe I want someone to look at me like I’m worth something. To look at this naked body that I despise and call it beautiful—to mean it most of all.

Maybe I wouldn’t mind being heartbroken if it meant that I had a heart to break at all. To feel something in my chest then. Hear that sensational crunch of ribcage collapsed in by a crush’s car.

Maybe I’m a joke. Maybe I’m cursed twice over. Once by this ugly exterior and twice with this Aro heart.

Maybe this hopeless romantic in me isn’t real.

Maybe its doomed to be disappointed.

Maybe I was meant to be lost. Even to myself—A queer with no sense. Confused and floundering on the dry land.

Maybe this, maybe that, or maybe a million other reasons.

I don’t need a million reasons to be hopeless in both regards—comfortably lonely and distantly loving.

All I need is one to say I’ll be okay.

Maybe it’s that love sucks. Maybe its sex isn’t everything. Maybe it’s that all the beautiful girls are crazy, all the handsome boys too.

Maybe it’s that it makes you more blind than masturbating. Maybe it’s that it makes you a masochist for the lies of a cheating lover.

Maybe it’s that some people believe its material—hearts being bought just to get broken. Maybe it’s that romance is dead—inside and out.

Maybe it’s that every love story is a liar, that true love is made up by Grimm’s and midwives.

Maybe everything sucks as it stands, but I’m too scared of the truth I’ve already surmised.

Maybe it’s that feeling nothing is better than something.

Maybe it’s this, or that, or everything in between.

Maybe I am sick. Sick with lovelessness—if love exists at all.

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punchyfeeley · 2 years

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Monday and Friday tag game :)

Tagged by @saintgarbanzo ! It isnt monday or friday but here's the thing...time isn't real...

relationship status I'm pretty sure I'm aro bc any time someone wants to date me I feel physically ill but living vicariously through fictional characters' romantic lives and also a mostly hypothetical slut these days as i'm chronically ill and am not risking covid thanks

favorite food my formula? (I have a feeding tube) it lets me not die which is pretty rad. I drink like 6 cups of tea a day tho if I can pick a drink instead- Irish Breakfast with a bit of cream and sugar or iced tea.

favorite color green :)

song stuck in your head Moments Silence (Common Tongue) by Hozier v underrated. I'm a sucker for songs about religion and sex. I'm learning it on guitar so I've been listening to it over and over

last thing you googled "Rabbi Yohanan time period"

time time is made up and I don't wanna think about it

dream trip a cabin in the woods just like alone with my dog and some good reading. Fortunately, this is an achievable goal.

last book you read does a play count? "Titus Andronicus" if yes. The Queer God by Marcella Althaus-Reid if no.

last book you enjoyed Both The Queer God and Indecent Theology by Marcella Althaus-Reid. I'm a slut for Queer Theology.

last book you hated reading I'm not really a Titus Andronicus fan, but if we're talking hate then The Invisible Weevil by Mary Karooro Okurut. It's about the HIV Crisis in Uganda but it's just disgustingly and horrifically classist and victim-blaming and I wrote a 7 page paper about why it sucks

favorite thing to cook/bake biscuits! Sometimes I think I'm not that southern but then I remember I used to work at a biscuit place making biscuits and sausage gravy and shit all day. Also, I call mosquitos "skeeters" and called summer "iced tea season" the other day. so.

favorite craft to do I don't really craft? But I will fix anything. Give me a little hands-on helpful task and I'm happy as a clam. I would rather be invited over to hang a shelf than to watch a movie.

most niche dislikes the sensation of earbuds or headphones (they make the insides of my ears sweaty): when people call all nonpenetrative sex (especially PiV) foreplay.

opinion on circuses A bunch of my friends are circus people! I used to do acro. good group cuddle piles. 12/10.

Do you have a sense of direction and if not what’s the worst way you’ve gotten lost? no! My mom and I once got lost in rural Georgia and there was this very muscular attractive man wood chopping wood outside in the rain??? who gave us directions and I was sure we were going to be murdered.

last song you listened to Symphony For Strings by Dvorak. I don't have a story I just love it.

last show you watched The Musketeers. It's really bad but everyone is hot. Sexy sword fighting. I really love terrible shows that know they're terrible. You also have to try not to think about how they're all just old-timey cops.

currently watching nothing. I can't focus on watching things anymore for whatever reason. I can read for 18 hours a day but cannot focus on watching something for longer than 5 minutes.

currently reading The fall semester is starting so I'm currently reading Global Migration: Patterns, Processes, and Politics for my Migration and Displacement Class. I'm trying to only take one depressing class per semester now and this was my pick. It's genuinely very interesting but also owchie my heart

current obsessions Queer Talmud. Jewish Bondage. Homoerotic Chavruta relationships.

Tagging @aliziafinola @bendingsignpost @northeasternwind @cosmicmechanism @feltelures @punktuation

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strangelysamantha · 3 years

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hi can i request a blurb or a whole imagine where jj rlly likes reader but she’s a kook and his friends don’t like her that much, 💗 thank u

hatred runs out ❀

jj maybank x kook!reader.

warnings: swearing, hateful feelings, that’s all.

words: 2,015.

summary: you are a kook, you were trying to befriend the pogues as they made you happier than you had been in months. the only downside, none of them were quite welcoming, besides jj.

request? yes!

a/n: my ask box is open, send away! i’m working on multiple imagines that should come later! like and comment if you enjoy this. thanks for the request! <3

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“she’s a kook jj, i mean, you aren’t seriously crushing on her? are you?” john b looked up at jj, and frowned when he saw he wasn’t laughing. “john b, i don’t know what it is man, but she’s different. i just know it.” john b cackled, “she’s not different. she’s a kook, i mean come on… she hangs out with topper. that says enough.” jj rolled his eyes, obviously annoyed. “you just don’t like her because she associates with sarah’s ex.” he shakes his head. “no, that’s not the reason jj. your mind is just fogged up, because you clearly aren’t thinking straight.” jjs anger was boiling up, and before he did something he would regret, he decided to just walk off.

jj stormed away. he continued walking despite john bs attempt of calling out to him to stop. he was trying to clear his mind, he genuinely liked you, so much that he felt the need to tell john b. jj wouldn’t usually be this upset, but when john b of all people disapproves because you are a kook, when the girl he is dating is sarah, it angers him. after ten minutes of air, and chilling out, he returns to john bs house.

once inside he sees you and kie. he was completely caught off guard. “oh? you’re here.” jj spoke to you, causing you to look up. “hey jj. yeah, i decided to stop by before my shift. do you want to join us? we’re playing uno.” your smile immediately lifts a smile to jj's face. “sure i’ll play some uno.” he approaches the table, and you deal him seven cards.

kie was the only one who semi liked you. obviously she wasn't ecstatic about you, but she was open to tolerating you. as time went on, she started to enjoy your company, she realized you weren’t that bad, and despite being a kook, the two of you related on many things.

“first card is a yellow two. jj can go first.” you stare at him, waiting patiently for his move. his heart was beating fast, as he tried to pick a card. as he placed a yellow seven, john b walked in. “why is she here?” you didn’t miss the sharp tone that lingered in john bs voice. “oh, i decided to stop by. i’m sorry, i should have asked.” you stand up, reaching for your jacket. “that’s right. you should have asked. you can’t just show up to someone’s house randomly. it’s weird.” you frown, not realizing until now that he didn’t trust you enough to even be considered an acquaintance.

“she’s welcomed here whenever she wants to be, john b.” jj spoke up for you. kie backing him up by softly saying yeah. “no. she’s not. it’s my house jj, and i don’t appreciate you inviting random kook strangers over. she’s not a pogue. she’s not like us. meaning; she’s not welcomed here.” you frown at his words. you quickly feel out of place and you rush to the door, pulling your shoes on. “i’m going to go.” you spoke up, grabbing your purse. “good. see you!” john b exclaimed, watching you walk out the front door and down the steps.

“what the fuck bro?” jj stared at john b waiting for an explanation. “what?” jjs eyes narrowed on his, he couldn’t be serious could he? “why do you always do that shit bro? i mean honestly. what makes her any different from sarah?” john b shakes his head. “don’t even compare them. they aren't similar.”

jj scoffs, “oh they’re not?” jj begins to expose the similarities but john b shuts it down immediately. “jj i’m not going to explain myself to you anymore. i don’t like her, and i don’t want her over here.” jj groans in frustration. “if only you got to know her man, then you’d know how amazing she is. i mean ask kie. kie thought she was annoying at first and now they can be in the same room without being in a yelling match.” kie nodded, listening in but staying mostly silent.

“fine. the only reason i’m agreeing is because you hate kooks too, which means you might be right. about her.” john b sighs, giving up. “thank you. please, even if you decide you still don’t like her, please just consider getting to know her.” he pleads, “i already said i will.” john b rolled his eyes, jj smiles, “okay. we should invite her to hang out with us after pope gets off work.” they all nod in agreement, planning something so they could see if they wanted you to join their party.

the pogues had planned on inviting you to the wreck, and then to a mini trip on the hms pogue, for a boat ride. you were ecstatic, excited that they wanted to actually hang out with you. you think hard, trying to find a perfect outfit. you didn’t want to overdress, or underdress, and you didn’t want to look bad. after deciding on a simple outfit and swimsuit, you head to the wreck.

you see the group in the back corner. when you walk inside, jj is the first to spot you. a smile spreads to his lips, as he waves you over to join them. you sit down by john b, jj sitting on the other side of you. “hey.” you say shyly, not entirely sure if this whole thing was a set up. you were hopeful it wasn’t, but you could never be too sure.

“hey, thanks for coming.” pope said. you smile brightly at him, “thanks for inviting me.” pope nods. your stomach was hurting by how nervous you were. jj made small talk with you, as you guys were waiting for kiara. you weren’t entirely sure what they were planning, you were just glad to be a part of it.

“alright guys. here’s the scraps.” kiara walked to your table, setting down a bowl of fries, and then a plaster of burgers. you smile softly, jj and john b immediately grabbing the food. you wait, not entirely hungry since you ate before you left. jj offered you a bite of his burger, “oh thanks!” you laugh slightly as you bite from where he had bitten, enjoying the taste, “hey you actually have mustard right there.” you smiled as you spread mustard on jj’s face. you couldn’t help the giggles erupting from you, as jj’s mouth opened wide in shock. “oh really? well you seem to have some ketchup-” his finger rubbed ketchup on your cheek. “all over…” he gestured to your face. “hey! give me a napkin.” you ask for a napkin and jj laughs. “no.” you immediately look over to pope, giving him a smile. “may i have a napkin?” you ask. he smiles, “sorry jay.” he hands you a napkin and you wipe the ketchup off your face.

“thank you pope. i like you. unlike some people at this table…” you look at jj and he’s just smiling like a maniac. pope laughs. “glad that you think so highly of me just because i handed you a napkin.” you nod, eating a french fry before glancing at john b. he was awfully quiet. “john b?” you question. he looks up at you. “yes?” annoyance already rolling off his tongue. “are you okay?” he rolled his eyes. “yes. even if i wasn’t, i wouldn’t confide in you about it.” you frown.

you wait a second, trying to think of how to lighten the mood. “you know what we need to do?” you look from pope to jj, to finally john b, poking at his arm. “what?” john b looks up at you. you tap jj’s stomach, indicating to him to stand up. he stands up, making room for you to be able to move out of the booth. you poke john bs side. “we need to dance.” you grab john b's hand, doing anything possible to lighten his mood. his frown was still hung on his lips. he hesitated and followed you to the middle of the restaurant. jj and pope stay back at the booth.

you lean over the counter, asking kie to play a song she knows john b would enjoy. “john b. you just need to calm down, and relax. you just need to dance like nobody's watching.” he stares at you, shocked. “it’s okay. i’ll do it with you.” his favorite song started playing, and you began to awkwardly dance. he laughed at your ridiculous moves. he held back from joining in, he didn’t want you to win. you began to break out dancing, and he can’t help but laugh. you look up as someone enters the restaurant. a smile flies to your face. “sarah!!!” she runs up to you.

“hey!!! i didn’t know you guys would be here.” you smile, still swaying slightly to the music. “sarah i would have definitely invited you if i knew you were free.” she nodded at your words. “all good girly, we still good for monday?” you smile, “of course.” john b stared, confused by this whole interaction. not only did you know sarah, you were actually friends with her. you had plans to hang out with her. maybe he was wrong, maybe jj was the one who was right. maybe, you actually were similar to sarah.

“do you want to join us?” you ask, sarah grabbed your hand spinning you around before breaking out in a fit of laughter. “stay another minute here with you losers… i’ll pass.” you jokingly act offended, “hey!” she shakes her head. “only kidding. i definitely would, but my dad wants me home. he claims he has a fun night planned but it’ll probably just consist of watching a movie and eating from here.” you nod. “well have fun with that.” you spoke, she smiles, “you know i always do.” you roll your eyes at her joke, she walks away grabbing her to go food before she disappears from the restaurant. “hey i’m gonna go take a sip of water.” you move back to the booth, jj refusing to move so you end up sitting on his lap. you sip water as you catch your breath from dancing.

john b heads straight to kiara. “how long have they been friends?” he asked abruptly. “her and sarah?” kie questions, pointing at you. he nods, “yeah.” kiara laughs, “they’ve been buddies for years. they didn’t get super close until a month or two ago.” he nods at her words. he was still shocked. he looked back at the booth, seeing you sat on jjs lap, his hands held firmly around your waist. you were speaking to pope, and he actually looked interested in what you were saying.

john b had just realized that he had the wrong idea of who you were. whether sarah made him realize that or not, he definitely didn’t want to hold a grudge with you, especially if sarah was your friend. john b walked back to the table, his attention on you. kiara had followed swiftly behind him. “let’s raise a toast.” the group was confused but they lifted their cups of water anyway. “to the newest member of our club.” his glass pointed in your way, his cup clashing with yours. you smile. john b was the only one you were worried about, and now he was saying he welcomes you.

the group cheers as you smile brightly. “thank you guys! i’m so excited for our future adventures.” you drink from your glass. the group waited for kiara’s shift to end before taking the hms pogue for a ride. you were sat by jj, pope to your left. kiara and john b talking as they directed the boat.

“well, welcome. you made it.” pope smiles, laughing slightly. “i did, isn’t that crazy. john b hated me like 6 hours ago.” jj laughs, “classic john b for you.” you nod at his words. pope, jj, john b, kiara, and you, talked all night, watching the stars as you guys got closer. it was so much fun, and today’s events allowed you to become a permanent group member.

#jj x kook!reader #jj maybank x fem!reader #fiction #writing #jj maybank obx #jj x fem!reader #jj maybank x reader angst #jj maybank fanfic #jj maybank fanfiction #jj maybank story #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank angst #jj maybank fluff #jj maybank short imagine #jj maybank x you #jj maybank x y/n

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jaskierswolf · 3 years

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I tried to send this idea to you earlier but Tumblr was being a doodoo. I, for one, do not think there are enough platonic kisses for aro!Geralt. The idea of kissing someone for fun has always been kinda cute to me, and so, if you have the inclination/time, I propose a prompt in which Geralt gives someone a kiss. --platonic affection from a fellow aro

Quick note: Jaskier is dating Priscilla romantically but Geralt is still very much his partner... they poly.

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“Geralt, darling?” Jaskier called as he skidded to a halt outside of his housemates room, grabbing the doorframe as he swung round. He heard Geralt’s grunt from inside and he rolled his eyes with a shake of his head before pushing the door open. Geralt was still in bed, Roach curled up on his chest, his laptop was on his legs and Jaskier could hear the telltale signs of a battle sequence blaring from the speakers.

“Don’t you have a date or something?” Geralt grumbled.

Jaskier put his hands on his hips. “Nonsense, I can see Pris any day of the year. Anyway, date nights are Fridays and Mondays. Sundays are movie nights with you.”

“But—”

“So what are we watching, Geralt?” Jaskier sang happily and toed off his shoes before jumping on the bed next to Geralt. Roach’s tail flicked angrily as she ran off but Jaskier ignored her. She was just being dramatic. “Budge up!”

“Hmm.”

Jaskier hummed back and kissed Geralt’s cheek as he snuggled into his friend’s side. “Ooh Lord of the Rings! Excellent choice.”

“You don’t need to do this, Jask,” Geralt grumbled, still sounding far too sad for Jaskier’s liking.

Jaskier reached up to kiss Geralt firmly on the lips. Geralt yielded to the kiss, cupping the back of Jaskier’s neck. Jaskier smiled against Geralt’s lips. “I want to, you’re my best friend.”

“Hmm.”

“And I love you, arsehole,” Jaskier booped Geralt’s nose “platonically, of course.”

“I know.”

“Yeah, well… Valentine’s. It’s always best to be clear,” Jaskier laughed “Now shut up and let’s watch the film.”

#the witcher #witcher #geraskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier pankratz #poly relationship #aro prompt #wolfie's witcher writing #sorry this is shorter than usual #gods-no-longer-tread-here

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aggravatedaroallo-forpositivity · 4 years

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Let's go ahead and do a new thingy, since I think everyone could use some more positivity during this quarantine. I'm calling it urbbr! Under represented blogs being represented! Not as catchy as uribr, and probably won't be done as much, but here we are because I can't name.

Most of these are going to be specifically for aros, because that is most of what I know, but they'll be split off into categories and stoof so not going to be super disorganized.

Aroallos (Positivity specifically for aroallos) -

@aro-allo-positivity (Amazing blog, super positivity for aroallos, active)

@the-quiver-of-aros (Awesome blog, good positivity for non-sam aros, aroallos and just all aros in general, I think active)

Aros (Just in general, not specifically for aroaces/aroallos)-

@aro-spec-positivity (Awesome Positivity posts, I think active?)

@befriend-an-aro-suggestions (Nice to look through and follow, fairly active)

@aggressivelyarospec (Does aro movies Monday and aro tunes Thursday, good sources and good blog to follow, active)

@aromantic-pride (Good aro pride blog, fairly active)

@annoyed-arospecs-for-positvity (Awesome blog for arospecs and aros in general, fairly active)

@acerbic-aro-for-positivity (Amazing aro blog, fairly active)

@arounited (Good aro blog, I'm not sure how active)

Aroace (General positivity for specifically aroaces)-

@annoyed-aroace-for-positivity (Good positivity posts, not very active)

@anaroaceplace (Good blog, not sure how active)

@antagonizedaroaceforpositivity (Amazing blog, fairly active)

Ace (Positivity specifically for aces)-

@anguished-asexual-for-positivity (Good blog, not sure how active)

@angry-asexual-for-positivity (Amazing blog positivity for aces, fairly active)

@theacevengers (Awesome blog, fairly active)

Aro and Ace (Specifically for aros, aces, aroaces, aroallos, non-sam aros and non-sam aces)-

@aspecpplarebeautiful (AMAZING blog, active)

@rogue-aces-with-maces (Very awesome blog, active)

@raavenb2619 (Very good blog, makes awesome memes)

Aro/Acespec (General positivity for certain aro/acespec identities)

@mid-community (Amazing blog for newly coined term, aromid, acemid, amid, a little active)

@official-quoisexual (Amazing blog for quoisexuals, fairly active)

@feral-frayromantic4positivity (Amazing blog for not just frayromantics but frays in general, active)

@depressed-demi-for-positivity (Good blog for demis, I'm not sure how active)

@disgruntleddemiro-for-positivity (Amazing blog specifically for demiromantics, I'm not sure how active)

@gravelymadgrayspecforpositivity (AMAZING blog for grayspecs, active)

Oriented AroAces (General Positivity for oriented AroAces)-

@outraged-oriented-for-positivity (AMAZING blog for oriented AroAces, active)

@ornery-oriented-for-positivity (Also amazing blog, fairly active)

So! That concludes my first urbbr! (Still isn't catchy, I'll find a new name) This one was (obviously) specifically for aspecs, acespecs and arospecs, I would do more but this was getting pretty long already, and it's getting pretty late as well and I would like to get this up tonight. I'll do another one tomorrow with more blogs that aren't just aspec! But here's the first edition! Hopefully you guys liked it and this gave you some more positivity? But yea, these blogs are all pretty awesome and you should definitely go follow them!

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aggressivelyarospec · 2 months

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Check all your favorite movies or TV shows and share with us those you identify with from an arospec perspective or the ones you think the community should avoid.

Send them our way and remember to add this info in order to get them included in the list:

Name

Release year

Does it contain romance? How important is it to the story?

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Important note: You can send your recommendations through our inbox or submit page. We only include those that come with the required info, so make sure you don’t forget it!

#aromantic #arospec #aromantic safe tag #arospec positivity #aro #original #aro movies monday #amm: mar24

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raindancer2004 · 3 years

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Playdates and Cupcakes

Word Count: 2,793 Jane x reader One Shot. Warnings: Jane is aged up. Slight language, Fluff

Y/N attended a job interview at Castillo Volterra for the newly vacant Secretary post. Aro had insisted that Demetri sit on the interviews centuries ago so that he can pick up the tenor of the Secretaries. The three kings took it turns to interview the humans each time a new Secretary was required, so this is how Y/N found herself sitting across the table from Demetri and Marcus. “Y/N you will be working Monday to Thursday 09.00am to 16.00pm and Fridays 09.00am to 15.00pm with weekends off. The post comes with a generous salary” Marcus says looking at Y/N, who nods “You should know that the job comes with a few perks too. Firstly, the job comes with a nicely furnished room here in the castle. Secondly, the job comes with a Healthcare Plan paid for by us. Lastly, you will get 28 days holiday to use” Marcus adds smiling. "If you accept the position Y/N, you will start Monday” Demetri tells her with a smile “Thank you and I accept the job offer” Y/N replies smiling.

Jane met the new Secretary Y/N a week after she started due to her and Felix being away on Volturi business. As soon as Jane saw Y/N she felt a ‘pull’ towards her, felt protective of the human sitting at the front desk and knew instantly that she was looking at her mate. ‘Beautiful’ she thought to herself a small smile playing on her lips. Jane decided not to tell anyone about her discovery including Alec, or not yet anyway as she wanted to get to know her a little first. One thing Jane noticed was that Y/N had not moved into the castle like her predecessors “How come you didn’t move into the castle?” Jane asked curiously “It-it’s complicated, Marcus understands and has said the offer is always open should things change” Y/N replied and Jane nodded but didn’t like the fact that her mate was not living in the castle where she could ensure her safety.

Alec began to notice that Jane was spending time with Y/N on reception when she wasn’t on duty which both confused and intrigued him as Jane wasn’t a huge fan of humans, neither of them were due to their past. He followed her one afternoon and watched as his sister helped Y/N by filing reports whilst Y/N dealt with some emails; talking and laughing as they worked together. Alec smirked to himself realizing that his sister had met her mate in Y/N and decided he wouldn’t let her know that he had figured it out and would wait until she was ready to tell him.

Jane followed Y/N from the castle one Friday afternoon and was surprised when she saw where Y/N had gone ‘Bumblebee’s Nursery’ and saw a little girl who resembled Y/N run up to her mate “Y/N” “Y/S/N” and they hugged before leaving hand in hand. Jane followed behind them and watched as they entered a shop; Jane followed them in making sure she ‘bumped’ into them as she was curious about the little girl.

“Y/N?” Jane asked as she entered the shampoo and bubble bath aisle “Jane. Wh-what are you doing here?” Y/N asked trying to hide her surprise “I needed to get a few things” Jane replied picking up shampoo and conditioner and smiling at her “Who’s this little one?” Jane asked smiling and looking down at the little girl “This is Y/S/N my little sister, Y/S/N this is Jane. She’s a friend and I work with her” Y/N replied looking between her sister and Jane as she introduced the two of them.

Y/N invited Jane back to her apartment and once inside Y/N told Jane how she was now responsible for looking after her younger sister as her mother and step-father had passed away following an accident. “That’s why you didn’t move into the castle?” Jane asked although she knew the answer “Yes. It’s one thing for me to be in a castle of vampires but I couldn’t do that to her, she’s just a child” Y/N replied “What would happen to her if anything happened to you?” Jane asked worry flashing across her face “I-I don’t know, I…er…haven’t really thought about that” Y/N answered honestly “I think you should move into the castle…at least that way I know you’ll be safe and I can help you look after your sister” Jane said as she took Y/N’s hand in hers “Why does my safety matter to you…I mean I know we’re friends but…” “You are my mate Y/N” Jane cut her off “I want you to live with me in the castle. Y/S/N too” Jane added and Y/N just stared at Jane, her mouth open slightly, surprised by Jane’s confession. A few minutes later Y/N responded “Are-are you sure? I-I’m human…and” “Y/N I am very sure. I feel very…protective of you. I need to know you are safe…that you both are safe” Jane looks at Y/S/N playing on the floor with her dolls completely unaware of the conversation going on around her “Do you accept me as your mate? Will you move into the castle please?” Jane asked and Y/N nodded “Yes to being…your mate, but I am unsure about moving into the castle. Can-can I have some time to think about” “Of course Y/N. Take your time. I’m just glad you accepted me and agreed to be my mate” Jane replied and lent forward to hug Y/N briefly.

Jane and Y/N spent the afternoon and evening talking and Jane asked questions about Y/N’s sister and she learnt that Y/S/N was four years old and attended nursery but was finding it hard to settle in and finding it even harder to try and make friends, something Jane could relate to.

A few days later and Jane visited Y/N and her sister in their home and the three of them got comfortable on the sofa watching Disney movies. “Here Jane, try this” Y/S/N said smiling and handed Jane a vanilla cupcake topped with blue and pink swirled frosting and decorated with sprinkles, Y/N tried to hide her laughter as she watched Jane eat the cupcake whilst trying to hide a grimace but failed causing Jane to playfully glare at her “Thank you sweetie, that was…nice” Jane said looking at little girl who was smiling up at her and eating her own cupcake “I bought the cupcakes today as a treat for her” Y/N says to Jane.

Two weeks later Y/S/N meets Demetri and Alec after Jane collects her from Nursery and brings her back to the castle, taking her straight to the ‘Elite Guards’ floor. Jane knocks on Demetri’s door knowing that he and Alec were inside “Only us” Jane as she entered the tracker’s room “Us?” Demetri asked a little confused as he knew the scent of the human didn’t belong to Y/N “Yes, I have someone I’d like you both to meet” Jane says and Demetri and Alec nod just as Y/S/N lets go of Jane’s hand and walking a little further into the room looking around until she spots Demetri by the bookcase “Hello little one, my name is Demetri. What’s your name?” Demetri says softly with a smile crouching down to the her level “Hello Demetri, my name is Y/S/N” The little girl replies smiling at him “That’s a pretty name” Demetri says still speaking softly to her and watches as her cheeks take on a light pink blush, chuckling low at her reaction. “Is there anyone you can’t charm?” Alec asked shaking his head “It would appear not” Demetri replied smiling “Hello Y/S/N, my name is Alec, I’m Jane’s brother” Alec said as he walked slowly over to Demetri and Y/S/N “Hello Alec, I’m Y/N’s sister” She replies smiling at Alec.

Alec takes the little girl’s hand in his and walks with her over to the sofa by the fireplace “Would you like a story?” He asked softly “Yes please” She replied instantly excitement clear in her eyes and Alec began reading Alice in Wonderland to her. “Demetri” Jane said and tilted her head towards the door and he walked over to Jane “How can I help Jane?” He asked curious as she rarely asks him for anything “I need you to pick up her tenor and store it so if we ever need to find her…we can” She said looking at him “Ok. Can I ask why?” “As Y/S/N said she is Y/N’s sister and I need to prove we…I can keep both Y/N and her sister safe if they were to move into the castle” Jane replied “At the risk of you pain dropping my ass…can I ask why you care so much for the Secretary and her sister” He said cautiously and he watched as a range of emotions wash over Jane’s face before she took a unneeded breath “Y/N is my mate…and her sister lives with her. I want her to move into the castle…I need her to move in, but she won’t as she worried about her safety” Jane replies nodding over at the little girl sitting beside Alec “I promise you this Jane, I will help you keep them both safe. I have committed both of their tenors to memory” He replied honestly “Thank you Demetri” She smiled at him “May I make a suggestion?” Jane nodded at him to continue “If Y/N agrees to move in, make sure they both stay with you in your quarters…up here with us. The Secretary rooms are too close to the Lower and Transitory Guard rooms and well…they don’t have the self-control we do” He added “I’ll do that. Thank you for that suggestion…the thought did cross my mind too” She replied.

The following afternoon Y/S/N plays hide and seek with Demetri and the twins “Demetri is the seeker” Jane says smiling “I’ll count to 30” He replies and thirty seconds later he focused on the tenors of his friends and the little human, although he knew where she was because of her tenor and her heartbeat he decided to find Felix first. He found Felix in the south facing garden, Alec was found up on the roof, and Y/S/N had hidden in a cabinet inside Felix’s walk-in closet. Lastly, Demetri found Jane in the Secretary’s store cupboard. “Let’s play again. Jane’s the seeker” Y/S/N said excited “You have 30 seconds to hide” Jane said as she closed her eyes. Once they were in the hallway Demetri picked up Y/S/N “You’ll hide with me” With that he took off running and hid in the tower on the far side of the castle “Wow you run fast” She giggled “I find it helps when playing hide and seek” He replied smiling. Jane found Felix first in one of the guest rooms, Alec was next in the library. It took Jane another ten minutes to find Demetri and Y/S/N in the tower “I wondered how she got to the other side of the castle in thirty seconds” Alec laughed “I thought it would be fun for the little one if I hid with her, especially as I move faster than she does” Demetri replied “You also know your way around the castle” Y/S/N added smiling “That I do little one, that I do” He smiled in agreement with her.

That night Y/N agreed to a ‘sleep over’ to see how things would be in the castle “Jane can you read me a bedtime story please?” Y/S/N asked as Y/N put her to bed in Jane’s bed “Of course little one” Jane replied smiling and picked up a book of fairy tales that she had bought for the little girl.

Two days later Jane went shopping and bought Y/S/N a selection of clothes including some children’s fancy dress outfits, including a princess costume. That afternoon Jane plays ‘dress up’ with her; getting her to try on the new clothes as well as the fancy dress outfits and accessories “Thank you Jane for my new clothes” Y/S/N says smiling up at her “You are very welcome sweetie” Jane replies softly cupping the little girl’s face gently in her hands. Y/S/N then ran out of Jane’s room and knocked on Demetri’s door “Who is it?” He asked although he knew who it was from her scent “It’s Princess Y/S/N” She replied, chuckling he opened the door and looked down to see her in Belle’s yellow dress from Beauty and the Beast “You look very pretty today little Princess” He said smiling and bowing at her “Thank you Demetri. It’s a present from Jane” She replied smiling and twirling in circles showing off her dress.

The following Wednesday after Nursey Y/S/N invites Alec to a teddy bear picnic in Jane’s room along with Felix and Demetri, something Jane finds thoroughly amusing “Aww who would have thought that one of the Witch Twins, the Executioner and the world’s most dangerous vampire would attend a teddy bear picnic?” She says teasingly “Have you tried saying no to the little human?” Demetri asks holding a plastic tea cup in his hand “I have and she gives me that doe eye look and…” “You cave?” Jane interrupts him smirking. “Sister, be nice. We are doing this for you just as much as we are for the little human” Alec replies pointing at her “I know. Thank you” Jane replies low.

Y/S/N moves closer to Demetri “This is for you” She hands him a picture she painted at Nursery that morning “For me?” He asks “Yes for you because you’re my friend. It’s us hiding in the tower, see” She replies smiling at him “Thank you for the picture little one, it’s lovely” He smiled back at her “More tea?” She asks and he nods and watches as she fills his tea cup with imaginary tea, before doing the same for her teddy bears, Alec and Felix. Y/S/N had painted all four of them a picture over the past week as she spent more and more time at the castle with them.

A few days later Jane bakes cupcakes with Y/S/N after purchasing a children’s cookbook for her. Y/S/N and Jane baked vanilla cupcakes topped with vanilla frosting and decorated them with rainbow sprinkles. Alec, Felix and Demetri enter the kitchen and saw the mess that had been created. “What are you two up to?” Alec asks “We’re baking and decorating cupcakes” Y/S/N says handing Alec, Felix and Demetri a cupcake each, smiling proudly “Here try one…please” She asks them softly, giving them her best doe eye look and although they all know they are not going to like it they each take a bite of their cupcake. “Mmm” Alec says with a small smile and Felix nods agreeing with him “It’s yummy, isn’t it Demetri?” She asks him smiling “Yes, it’s very yummy” He replies smiling at her trying to hide his disgust of the little baked good” “Sister what do you think of the cupcakes you two have made?” Alec asked as Jane sat and ate her cupcake “I think the frosting is my favourite part” Jane lies smiling at the little girl before looking at Alec as he tries to finish the cake without gagging. “Can we make brownies tomorrow Demetri whilst Jane and my sister go shopping?” Y/S/N asks pointing to the recipe in her new cookbook “Of course little one, although I’m not very good at cooking” He smiled at her. Just then Jane’s phone beeps “The chocolate ones are ready” Y/S/N says excitedly and Jane nods “You’ve got to try a chocolate cupcake once they’re frosted” She said looking at Alec, Felix and Demetri “Cannot wait little one” Felix lied with a smile. “Guess what Alec?” Y/S/N said leaning over and whispering “What?” He replied “Y/N and I are moving into the castle and you know what that means” She sang the last few words “More playdates and cupcakes for the five of us” She added smiling, the four vampires chuckled “Welcome to the family Princess” Demetri smiled as they all began decorating the chocolate cupcakes.

Later that night whilst Y/N and Y/S/N sleep Jane and Alec sit on the sofa by the fireplace reading and discussing the day’s activities “You know sister that once Y/S/N is old enough to know about our world Felix plans to tell her how she made us all eat cupcakes and other baked goods despite the effect human food has on us” Alec says smirking a little “If he does, I will pain drop his ass brother. I can promise you that” Jane replies smiling “Demetri’s counting on it” Alec chuckled in response. Jane felt pleased that she now had the three people she cared for most in the world all under one roof.

#jane volturi #alec volturi #demetri volturi #felix volturi #volturi

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tawneybel · 3 years

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Your Top 10 hottest Twilight characters?

It’s Monday but I’m answering this now because I’m going to be busy with two final projects for the next week or so. I had to look at the Twilight Saga Wiki’s character page because I couldn’t remember ten hot guys lol.

Going from the movies. If we were doing actors, particularly now, the order would be different. Particularly because Edi Gathegi and J.D. Pardo are way better looking than their characters.

1. Paul Lahote. Who appeared on another top ten hottest list.

2. Benjamin. Also on a list.

3. Sam Uley. Dude’s the Alpha of his own pack. Hot.

4. Riley Biers. Sorry, Cullens. The hottest vampires are mostly your enemies.

5. Embry Call. Everyone got hot in Breaking Dawn – Part 2, iirc.

6. Jacob Black. Sorry Jake, you were bae when I read the first two books in middle school.

7. Caius. But I’d prefer him with a haircut.

8. Nahuel. I mean, we see his nipples. But Pardo’s character in Mayans looks like he might be more my type.

9. Aro. Also would prefer this vamp with short hair.

10. Laurent. His outfits landed him in tenth place. If it was just Gathegi looking like he does at any other time, he’d beat out Caius. I haven’t seen StartUp, but he’s rockin’ that emerald green tank.

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woulddieforperrytheplatypus · 4 years

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tag ten friends game!

I was tagged by my buddy @monotremeinafedora!

I don’t want to bore you all with my life story (or like 10 questions but whatever) so I’m gonna put a cut down here

Name: Katie! but tbh people call me Kitty on so many social media sites that if I saw my real name online I wouldn’t even process that it was directed at me

Gender: female

Star Sign: I’m vaguely aware that I’m a taurus but every time I see someone talking about astrology it gets super complicated and it scares me

Height: 5'4″

Sexuality: aro/ace

Hogwarts house: oof I read those books in third grade and I didn’t exactly spend much time taking internet quizzes in 2010 so I have absolutely no idea but I like the idea of Hufflepuff cuz they remind me of the Amity faction from Divergent (granted I wouldn’t last a day in the Amity faction but that’s not important)

Fav animal: imagine being able to pick a favorite animal lmao couldn’t be

Dogs or cats: the question above I didn’t answer bc I’m indecisive but this one I can’t answer because I have a cat and two dogs and how can I choose a favorite? Like my 8-year-old dog is so sweet and cute and she likes going on walks for at least an hour with me and I love her but my 8-month-old dog is a piece of shit who tears people apart but she’s also really cute and she can be really fun when she’s not giving you really bad bruises bc you made the mistake of trying to play frisbee with her and now you have to walk around looking like someone dropped a fridge on your arms for two weeks but then what about cats right like my cat was like 12 or 13 when I got him last year and he’s an old man and he just curls up on my bed all day and sleeps on my Supernatural blanket and then I go to bed and he sleeps on my sweatshirt on the floor until like 8 am when he decides it’s a good time to crawl on my bed and tap me in the face until I wake up and ahhhhhh I just love themmmmm

Hour of sleep: I spend at least 12 hours lying in bed with the lights out and my phone away every night but how much of that is sleep and how much is eternally cringing at my horrible life decisions is unknown

Blankets: I. LOVE. BLANKETS. I have to move my stuff into college on Monday and I had an existential crisis trying to figure out what to do with my blankets like my mom got me a super soft, super warm cat blanket for Christmas specifically for school so that’s gonna come and I wanna bring my Supernatural blanket bc that’s good for a warmer night and I wanna bring my Frozen blanket because it’s so warm and fuzzy and I wanna bring my snowman blanket I got as a Christmas gift from dance last year bc it’s so cozy and I wanna bring my super soft blanket I got from work for Black Friday last year bc it’s super soft but I wanna bring the yeti blanket with the hood and buttons and mittens built in which I got from work the Black Friday before that one because duh who wouldn’t want to bring that and I wanna bring all my blankets right except I also have two weeks at home after I move my stuff in and I won’t have space to bring more blankets when I move in on the 31st bc half my duffel bag is going to be my giant stuffed Perry the Platypus I got from a friend a few months ago so I’m leaving my snowman one on the couch downstairs and my work one on my bed and my yeti’s gonna hang out by the closet with my similar Olaf blanket (that’s meant for little kids and does not fit which I didn’t know when I bought but but at least I worked at Target at the time so I got an employee discount?) probably until I come home for Thanksgiving and I’ll take my yeti blanket back with me then and wow this was a really long answer but in my defense it was a very open-ended question

Dream Job: I’m going to school for nursing, so that!

When and Why I’m here: uhhh idk what exactly it means by “when” bc I made my main blog @kittyhazelnut and my Supernatural blog @gabrielsbackbitches in like 2017ish (or whenever it was my fav character came back just to die again a month later) but this blog i made in May (idk the date but it was whenever I posted my pinned) so take your pick for that one. Why I’m here? I was talking too much about Phineas and Ferb on my main and I decided to make a side blog for it with no intention of it getting big (I mean my marvel blog @marvelbutmostlyloki has been around for a year or two and it has, like, 10 followers so clearly side blogs don’t always work out in my favor) and then I posted that screenshot of Vincent tweeting about Perry the Platypus statues replacing Confederate statues and people decided to follow me and now I exist purely to promote the new Phineas and Ferb movie to casual Phineas and Ferb fans (no jk I do love promoting the movie to casual fans but I do most of that on Twitter. I found a whole bunch of fun people in the Dwampyverse fandom and it’s like our own little private party in a dark corner of tumblr and it’s honestly the most fun I’ve ever had in a fandom, and that’s coming from someone who’s been in the Supernatural fandom for five years)

Reason for URL: I use the phrase “I would die for _______” way too much in my everyday life and I couldn’t think of a witty URL so I went with that lmao

Current time: 8:55 pm and I should probably stop staring at a screen in the middle of a dark room at 9 o’clock at night if I’m planning on being up and out of the house with a full face of stage makeup on in under 12 1/2 hours for my dance comp whoops

And now, for the moment you’ve all been waiting for... TAGS! It said to tag 10 people and a lot of my peeps were tagged in Grayson’s post so I don’t think (?) I’m retagging anyone? I’m only tagging PnF people because I genuinely have no idea which of my IRLs and online friends from non-PnF-related-things would recognize this as my account lol. also half of these people are in the Perryshmirz discord bc that’s where my people live lmao

@myperryshmirtzblog @mushipper713 @necroticcoffee @grayblebayble @eathotchip-and-bi @sorryformybadenglish @ill-change-my-name-to-larry @momphineasandferbmadeablog @fcrbfletcher

Obviously y’all don’t have to do it if you don’t want to :) and if you didn’t see your URL but you want to do it anyway, go for it! You can even say I tagged you and no one has to know! in fact, wait a second...

@you

Look, you’re tagged! You should do it too!

#not pnf #not phineas and ferb #my post #wdfptp talk

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secretsfromwholecloth · 4 years

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Tagged by @orime-stories. I did this years ago—well, 2018 or early 2019—but obviously some of the answers have changed.

Top three ships:

I don’t get romance. I don’t want to get it. As best I can tell, it creates expectations that get people like me killed. (I’ve sat through far too many conversations at work about how understandable and right it is to kill AFAB people for not being monogamous.) That said, fictional romances are often closer to my experience of “close friends who are physically affectionate with each other and have sex on the regular” than alloro creators’ depictions of platonic relationships (or, god forbid, their attempts at “aro rep”), but that is how I’m going to read and depict them. Sorry if you wanted hearts and flowers and monogamy, but that shit makes me uncomfortable. Sometimes, though, a piece of fiction will give me a platonic love affair so intense that, yes, I recognize it, and I can read the sex in or not as I please. To that last end, Edér/Watcher is a perennial favorite, and Pillars fandom has been feeding me well lately. (Adaryc/Watcher is thinner on the ground, but if you hear a loud squeeing noise from the general direction of New York, it might be that someone posted some.) Over in Dragon Age land, I’m eternally grateful for Blackwall/Inquisitor as it was depicted in-game (I went in rather fond of his writer and came out swearing her my undying loyalty), though in a fandom the size of DA, it’s natural and right that not everyone is interested in the same aspects of things that I am. Other than that...eh. Tevinter Nights had me squeeing over Viago and Teia, but we’ll see if that becomes a lasting thing. There. There’s your three. Took a lot more effort than it should’ve.

Last song:

I spent a chunk of Monday scouring YouTube for covers of Nikos Xylouris’ Του θάνατου παράγγειλα. It’s the time for songs about telling death to fuck off right now. ΚΑΙ ΛΕΩ ΤΗΣ ΧΑΡΟΝΤΙΣΣΑΣ, ΣΤΑ ΧΑΡΟΠΑΙΔΙΑ ΛΕΩ, ΑΝΑΘΕΜΑ ΣΑΣ ΟΦΙΔΕΣ ΚΑΙ ΑΛΛΟ ΠΙΑ ΔΕΝ ΚΛΑΙΩ, ΤΟΥ ΘΑΝΑΤΟΥ ΠΑΡΑΓΓΕΙΛΑ, ΤΟΥ ΧΑΡΟΥ ΠΑΡΑΓΓΕΛΝΩ, Ω! *shimmy*

Last movie…

…in theaters:

*fart noise* I literally don’t remember. It legit might’ve been Solo.

…at home:

Wait, do filmed operas count? Because we watched the Met’s recording of Il barbiere di Siviglia last night, the one with Peter Mattei as Figaro, which a) is screamingly funny and b) it’s a wonder there’s any scenery left at the end, the way everyone keeps chewing it. Especially Mattei. He’s glorious. Here’s his “Largo al factotum”.

Currently reading:

Selected Translations, W. D. Snodgrass. I fell in love with his translations of troubadour songs included in the anthology Lark in the Morning, and when I found that he’d stuck a couple of those together with a whole bunch of other poems and songs he’d translated, of course it went directly on my to-read list. I was about to be impressed with how many languages he’d translated from until I read the introduction, where he mentions not knowing most of the languages and having either worked from an available literal prose rendering or teamed up with a native speaker. Valid methods, both!

What food I’m craving right now:

Eh, I just had breakfast. But I’m damn well going to make some bread this week. Some massa sovada and some soda bread. Those recipes have been sitting unused for years.

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