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anon-luv · 7 years

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One of the Boys [Chpt 1] JiminXReader(Editing)

Pairing: JiminxReader

Rating: M (strong scenes and themes)

Genre: Romance/Drama/Comedy/Angst

Word Count: 4,100+

Pt: 1/?

Summary: Jimin and you have had many ups and downs in your friendship. As a self proclaimed Lesbian(well at least feeling wise you had decided females were the way to go) you were the only girl who could withstand being in the same room as him without jumping his bones(well at least now you were good at controlling yourself). You and Jimin had a history, one that included breaking your heart in 3 separate occasions, and him being your first time which concluded on you walking out the next morning. You were both now super close. You guys were best friends, partners in crime, roommates, and even owned a small dancing studio together(which had left you both broke as hell). Your relationship is not confusing, and lines are clear for the both of you. Or are they??

Quick Note: Hey Guys. This is something I have been working on. I wrote this originally in 1st person and decided to change it. I am still new in this style of writing, so I would appreciate any sort of input. Let me know if you like it. I need to go back and edit. I am considering finding an editor to help me out with my stories(if you are interested let me know). This story was a request I got for a one-shot, but decided to make into a series because my bisexual self felt like it would be a prompt I would really enjoy to write about. I am still not quite sure if I should make this a JiminxReader only story or maybe add another member to the mix. I feel like this will be alot of fun. Hope you enjoy. ( I wrote most of it on mobile, will correct mistakes ASAP)

CURRENTLY EDITING!!

You are born and then you die, but in between you can do anything you want. It’s society that creates rules for us, but you can break out of that.

You can’t quite recall the exact moment in life when you decided men were not worth your time. You think it began way back on your 4th birthday party. when your mother found out your sperm donor(biological father, person who ejaculated into my mother’s vagina whose sperm successfully implanted in the egg, etc.) was cheating on her with the babysitter. That is quite cliché in his part. It’s a typical porno theme. Sex with the babysitter. Anyway, you think that was the first situation of many that landed you right where you are now.

At 6 years old, you fell in love for the first time, and you can honestly say it was magical. He was gorgeous in every sense of the word, including the most beautiful crooked tooth smile and chubbiest fluffiest cheeks. You proposed as soon as your noodle like legs landed right infront of him. That same day you met, you got married in your kinder’s backyard, you exchanged plastic rings and everything. A week later he admitted he only married you because he wanted your cookies, and that now that he had grown tired of the same brand and flavor of cookie, he had to move on and get a divorce. You were heartbroken. In fact, you were so absolutely outraged that you broke his nose with your lunchbox. That had also been your first time in the principal’s office.

A few years passed without many events pertaining to your love life, until the age of 14, when you finally had your first date. Once again, you had fallen into the trap of the same crooked smile. He assured you in a joking manner again and again that he no longer cared about cookies. According to him he was now a “grown ass man”. You started dating and it was at about a month in, that you received your first kiss. It was awkward to say the least. It was in a party, with about 20 teenagers, looking at you both intensely in a truth or dare game. You found out the next day, that your so-called boyfriend, had enjoyed the kiss so much, that he had gone around and kissed 5 other girls that had attended the party. Needless to say, you broke it off. You were heartbroken once again, but thankfully you hadyour best friend Mina who came in a heartbeat and cheered you up, bringing along about 4 tubs of ice cream and every flavor available of chips from corner store.

This leads you to your first love at the age of 16. Mina and you had become friends since your kinder wedding. She had done your flower arrangement. You both had become inseparable, and you never noticed anything wrong about it, until her 16th birthday. She had a sleepover and had invited 3 other girls from your class. Everyone had fallen asleep when she asked you to go with her to the backyard. She had sneaked in a few beers from her brother stash, but she was only able to grab enough for you and her. You both scurried out of the room, and as you sat staring at the stars she confessed her feelings towards you. You were shocked, and did not respond right away. The beer now warm in your hand remained forgotten as you tried to wrap your brain about the idea of you and her as something more. The only thing that had come into mind at the moment of her confession was to maybe try a kiss to test the waters. You had never had thought about maybe having a go for your team. Boys had been the only thing that you had considered as a partner, but it never hurt to try. You leaned forward planting lightly your lips on hers. Her hand automatically caressed your face sending slight tingles up your spine. It didn’t feel wrong. It felt different, and even though you were not sure about it, you decided change was not always a bad thing.

Your relationship with Mina lasted about a year, and even though you kept it private for the most part, you both decided to brake it off when you refused to tell your mother about the love you both shared. Mina said that you did not take her seriously enough, and after your break up she ran away from home, without leaving a sign of where she was heading. You were heartbroken yet again, but you knew you were at fault. To make it worse, your mom found out about a week after you both had broken up. To your surprise, she was not mad at all, and encouraged you to love whoever your heart had decided on without restraints. It was too late though, and Mina was nowhere to be found.

At the age of 18, the same crooked smile who had broken your heart twice before, made a comeback in your life. You had already had enough of him and his empty promises. On the first college party you attended, the alcohol drowned every sort of rational thought in your brain and you ended up screwing him all night. He did not leave the morning after as you had predicted, but you quickly turned down any offer that came out of his mouth by stating that you were almost completely positive you were a full-blown lesbian. He quickly debated that you couldn’t be a lesbian if you enjoyed dick as much as you had last night. He left without arguing any further, and left you confused about your sexual orientation.

After that encounter, you had decided that physically you were attracted to men, but mentally and emotionally females were the way to go. They were in touch with their feelings in a way males in your life had never been. Your heart had given up on the customary male and female relationship. You wanted to fall in love and not be playing a guessing game your whole life. You knew females could be bitches as well. You know you had been previously, but females were way easier to handle than men.

You were now a 24-year-old, caught in an endless routine between owning a dancing studio with your now best friend and taking a few classes in the local college. You have not been able to maintain a stable relationship in what seemed like forever. It’s not like you haven’t tried and gone on a few dates, but currently you were not focusing on looking for “the one”. You would welcome love if it came your way, but you were NOT on the hunt.

The blond head that lay beside you in the morning was a clear indication that you had drank way too many beers last night. You slowly slipped out of bed trying not to wake up the petite girl that was laying beside you. You slipped on a shirt and some basketball shorts, you were pretty sure belonged to your friend Tae. You tippy toed your way out of the room, and once you had successfully escaped you exhaled breath you had been retaining for too long.

“Hey (Y/N) where did you go last night??I lost ya at the party” Jimin said throwing one of his crooked tooth smiles your way. You shushed him quickly. You had no clue how you ended up becoming best friends with the first person who broke your heart, and not only shared an apartment with him but even owned a dance studio together. Here you were though, believe it or not, 19 years later, best friends and partners in crime.

You ushered him into the kitchen, that was a bit more separated from your room, than the living area you both were currently standing on. He gave you a wide knowing smile that made his eyes practically disappear into two little crescent moons.

“I have a little problem in my room….a blond, long legged, sexy ass woman that I would really want out as soon as possible. I have class in an hour, and I am covering Hoseok’s class today” you said urgently.

Jimin winked your way “At your service mah Ladeh”

You heard the front door open surprising both of you “Morning Sunshines!!” scram an overly cheerful Taehyung as he crossed the threshold of your apartment followed by a quite obviously hungover Namjoon.

“Can you guys just like…..shut the fuck up!” you said louder than you probably should have.

You covered your mouth instantly as you realized your mistake. Taehyung rose his eyebrows in your direction confused at your unusual bitchy attitude. Okay….you were always a bitch, but he had always been the exception to your random fits of rage. Namjoon grumbled some incoherent words as he threw himself against the couch covering his face with both hands.

Your bedroom door opening caught all of you off guard, and you quickly jumped into your routine morning after position. You made your way towards Jimin as he dropped what he had been currently doing and wrapped his arms around you.

The blondie walked towards you wearing a button up shirt, that you were pretty sure also belonged to Tae and some underwear. She was surprised to see the crowd that had gathered in the apartment as she took in the boys staring at her with a wide welcoming smile. You could tell she had done her hair and retouched her makeup before she came out. She was beautiful in every sense of the word, but you were not in the mood for chatting and your schedule was pretty packed today. You were sure she was lovely and in any other occasion you would’ve given her the benefit of the doubt, but today you had no time.

It was time to perform the show that you and Jimin had executed for both his and your one night stands way too many times to count. Your ‘official’ go to escape plan was pretty fucked up to say the least, but it worked and that is all you honestly cared about.

As the girl finally arrived before you, she noted how you were currently encircled by Jimin’s strong arms as you gave her a soft innocent smile.

“Morning Darling, It was such an awesome girl’s night out. Did you have fun??” you asked her as your hand interlaced with Jimin’s.

She looked a bit skeptical as her eyes roamed through the scene Jimin and you were currently playing(aka honeymoonish love phase[yes, googly eyes and everything]).

“Umm…yes….umm” she looked a bit flustered and you could notice a bit of blush spreading throughout her cheeks “You were very good company”

You could hear Taehyung’s soft chuckles, as a pillow came flying from where Namjoon laid in the sofa, shushing him automatically.

Jimin coughed awkwardly behind you, as he let go of your waist with one of his hands and gripped you tighter with the other one “My name is Jimin. It is nice to meet you…?”

“Natalie. My name is Natalie” She squeaked still looking confused.

“Natalie. Nice to meet you Natalie. A friend of my Fiancé’s is a friend of mine” he said giving you a quick peck in the lips as part of your usual routine. You smiled at him as if you were completely and utterly dazzled by him.

Natalie coughed probably chocking on her own saliva from the surprise. Her eyes opened in panic mode as she absorbed the information that had been unexpectingly thrown at her.

“I…better ..be on my way…work and stuff” she stuttered as she ran to your bedroom, and came out not even five seconds later wearing some jeans with a shirt in hand. Natalie rushed out of the apartment without a single goodbye.

As soon as the door slammed behind her you heard Namjoon slur “You are a bitch. One bad ass fucking Bitch”

Taehyung’s face looked absolutely heartbroken. You were about to excuse your actions, but before you could even open your mouth, he gave you the saddest expression in the world completely making you feel like shit.

“That was my shirt…” he said quietly.

Jimin laughed loudly, leaving one of my ear drums probably busted since he still had you wrapped in a close embrace.

“Holy Shit Tae. For a second there I thought you were going to give me one of your lectures” you said throwing a muffin at him.

Tae caught it and took a bite of it. “I have already gotten used to yours and Jimin’s asshole tendencies. I have given up on your souls. I’m no longer worried about consequences as long as you don’t drag me to hell with you. I am good” he said with a mouthful of muffin.

Namjoon sat up from the couch as the smell of the baked muffins alerted him that breakfast was ready. Jimin started giving you butterfly kisses on your neck making you giggle. You pushed him away playfully “Stay off me you horndog” you said still giggling “I gets the tickles”.

Namjoon shook his head as he walked towards the both of you “You guys are totally made for eachother, and it wouldn’t surprise me if you ended up married someday”

“We have attempted a relationship like a million and one times, but she prefers pussy. What can a man do??” Jimin said as he took out the milk from the fridge. He served you a glass before putting it on the table for the rest to serve themselves.

“You mean what men are not capable of doing?? Cause that is an endless list that we will never be able to get through” you said sitting on a chair criss cross apple sauce. You gulped down some milk “Not to mention Jimin over here managed to break my heart in 3 separate occasions”

“Hey, last time it was all your fault” Jimin replied defending himself.

Namjoon chuckled “You guys have one fucked up relationship”

“I wouldn’t have it any other way” Jimin replied pinching your cheek.

You threw a kiss Jimin’s way, and he pretended to catch it as he winked your way.

You rolled your eyes, “Point of the matter is, as much as I like Dick, because I won’t deny that I really do like Dick, my heart cannot handle what the dick is attached to”

“So, you are straight??” Namjoon asked confused.

“More like physically I swing both ways, but females will be the only ones that will score a homerun in the feelings department” you stated “Boys are assholes as boyfriends. I love ya’ll, and as you can see I prefer males as friends than females, but honestly…..you guys are douchebags”

Tae threw one of his rectangular smiles your way “I am guessing you are an asshole too then, because sorry to break it to you love, You are Just like a Boy....maybe worse”

Jimin threw a grin your way “Yeah (Y/N)…..you certainly are just like a boy. I raised you right”

You flipped them off playfully “Well fuck you guys too”

The class had gone a lot longer than you had expected. The small studio had always been a place you craved to run to, but at this moment you needed to run out.

Your phone rang as you turned off the last set of lights. Jimin had skipped out on teaching his own class as well because of college finals. His name was flashing on your screen blinding you temporarily.

“ChimChim!!” you scram answering the phone.

“Sweetie, are you coming home already?? Your favorite person in the world decided to stop by to pay us a visit” he said in what you could already tell was irritability masked with fake happiness.

“Your mother?? Seriously Jimin, you know she hates my guts. If she were a bit more open minded about shit and not such a bitch about….” You started rambling only to be shushed by him.

“Sweetie….love…..dear GIRLFRIEND you were on speaker there for a sec….so what were you saying about your teacher??” replied Jimin trying to cover up what you had previously said.

“I’ll be there soon babe. Wouldn’t want you to miss me too much” you replied in an overly sweet voice.

“Please babe. Please I NEED YOU” he said in a pleading voice.

“Be right there Chimchim. You owe me” you sighed hanging up.

Jimin’s mother had detested your guts since the very young age of 5, when she saw you smiling in the principal’s office while Jimin cried holding a bloody napkin to his nose. Of course, it was not the kind of hate that had been directed towards you, but more forwarded to your mother. At first it was not as noticeable, mostly just ignoring her but lately everything had become a competition. When Jimin’s mother heard you would be rooming with him, she went completely psycho and it wasn’t until Jimin lied telling her you both were in love and had been dating secretly for a few years she had finally stopped complaining. She was still not your biggest fan, but you had to pretend to be hers. It was absolutely overwhelming to have her pop in and visit unannounced. There had been times where you or Jimin had to shove your actual partners or one nights stands into the closet due to her surprise visits. To make it worse Jimin’s mother was so religious. If she ever were to find out your sexual preferences, or the fact that Jimin has fucked more than half the female population in your city, she would have a heart attack and perform some sort of exorcism on your soul for your sins.

When you finally arrived at your destination, it took you a few seconds to gather the courage necessary to cross the threshold of your apartment. The atmosphere quickly shifted to a suffocating tension as soon as you stepped into the living room. Jimin was currently stirring a pot in the kitchen and his mom had an expressionless face while she sat staring daggers on his back in the dining table. You took off your shoes and ran straight onto Jimin jumping on his back-Koala style. His pout turned into a wide grin as he sealed your lips with his in a quick peck. You jumped down making your way to his mom who now had a soft smile adorning her face.

“Hello Mrs. Park, sorry for arriving late. I had to cover both Hoseok’s and Jimin’s classes today.” You said greeting her.

“No problem. You know I love to come see you guys whenever I get the chance. I miss my boy at home so much. Especially when his father is away a lot and his brother is off in his first year in college as well” she said in a sad tone. Jimin had mentioned quite a few times his mom liked attention and that when she was left by herself she was miserable.

Jimin walked over placing a few plates on the table, “Babe how about you take a quick shower while I get this set. I made some spaghetti”

You nodded “Be right back Mrs. Park” You turned around to give another quick peck on Jimin’s lips and practically ran to the bathroom.

The bath felt absolutely heavenly, and as you walked out in shorts and Jimin’s old basketball team shirt you felt a lot more energized to deal with your pretend monster-in-law.

Your hair was still wet and you were having a hard time drying it. Jimin’s mother was already digging into her plate, and Jimin was already done eating from what you could see. You walked in trying to pick your hair up with a towel to serve yourself when you felt a presence behind you. You turned to see Jimin take away the towel from your hands, and then he proceeded to help you dry your hair. He kissed your neck as he rolled your hair into the towel for it to finish drying on its own.

“You are way too cute” he said giving you a plate so you could serve yourself. You blushed a deep shade of red as you made your way back to the table, where he was already sitting down with a brand-new pile of spaghetti on his plate. Jimin had a tendency of always serving himself seconds, that boy could really eat.

“So, when am I finally becoming a grandparent?? You both are not getting any younger, and you are at the prime of your fertility age. Marriage, of course comes first. Remember intercourse is sacred. I am glad you both still sleep in seperate rooms. I raised such a respectful young gentleman. I am so proud. It is nice to know some of this generation still takes the word of the lord seriously” Mrs.Park stated causing you to choke on a noodle. Jimin spit out his water causing a small shriek to come out of Mrs.Park’s mouth.

“Park Jimin, table manners please.” She said scolding him.

You laughed nervously “Ma’am we are both 24. We still have time for that, plus Jimin is probably wanting some time to concentrate on school without having to wear the title of someone’s husband.”

“Nonsense Sweety” Mrs. Park said way sweeter than she had ever talked to you “You both are so in love, I think even a blind person can see it. I remember when me and Mr.Park had the same puppy in love look in our faces. It is love and you both should embrace it to the fullest” she finished clapping excitedly.

Jimin coughed awkwardly “Mom. We actually have talked about it, and maybe later down the year….you know let’s put suspense to it, alright?? I want it to be a surprise”

“Oh yes surprise.” Mrs. Park said winking at him causing a blush to appear on his defined cheekbones “Anyway, I better be off. Your father is coming in early tomorrow. You know what that means right??” she said once again excitedly.

“You are finally getting laid” Jimin said under his breath causing you to chuckle. His mother caught on to his whispers and smacked him on the head.

“Park Jimin, Respect Sir…..but now that we are talking about marriage around here….” She said winking playfully.

Jimin threw a disgusted face at you causing you to burst out laughing and earning him another head smack.

“Bye Mrs. Park. It was nice seeing you.” you said as she walked towards the door.

“Nice seeing you (Y/N), tell your mother I say hello” she said plastering a fake smile.

You smiled back “Ma’am you will probably see her before I ever do. You are neighbors”

She shook her head “Oh, Yeah….I forgot. Goodbye”

The doorslam made both you and Jimin cringe.

“Well that went well…” you said as you plopped on the couch.

Jimin was already going through the channels “Way better that any other visit it sure was”

“Jimin you need to alert the apartment complex security to not let your mother in the building. Especially during the weekdays” you said snuggling to his side.

He wrapped his arm around you kissing your forehead “Thank you (Y/N) for putting up with all this shit”

“No problem. What are bestfriends for??” you asked ruffling his already messy hair.

He grinned broadly causing tingles to explode within your belly. Jimin’s smiles had always had a strange effect on you. His smiles were so genuine, they always filled you with hope and happiness, even when stuff seemed to be crumbling down. You could honestly say you loved him as a friend. He had been more of a family than anyone in your life. Life with him by your side has been rather interesting and you wouldn’t trade him for the world.

“There’s nothing on TV! What do we dooooo” he complained dramatically laying his head on your lap.

“We could always rent a movie in payperview. I don’t feel like going out….” You said playing with his hair. Something you knew he absolutely loved.

“I don’t wanna go out either…..or we could practice them baby making skills my momma was suggesting” he said playfully tickling your side in the process.

“I think you practice enough on your own BOYFRIEND” you said playfully.

He was about to retort when there was a knock on the door making you both jump.

“Are you waiting for someone??” he asked confused.

You shook your head quickly “Nope….are you??”

He shook his head as the knocks grew more frantic. You looked at eachother a bit scared now. You had both been watching way too many crime shows causing your paranoia to be off the charts. You grabbed the remote control and Jimin took a couch pillow as a weapon.

“Armed and ready” You said as you jumped on Jimin’s back as he walked towards the door. He carried you without a complaint as you got yourself into a perfect position to attack.

Jimin opened the door cautiously, pillow in hand.

The knocking stopped as a girl with blond hair, big eyes, and a small baby bump was revealed on the other side.

“Mina??” you asked in a whisper.

“Hey (Y/N), Jimin….nice to umm…see you again.” She said in a soft voice.

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vvakarians · 7 years

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I'd love to know 1-32 about Calliope! :>

OH BOY MY DUDE, prepare yourself for all the info under the cut

1. What is their favorite word?

Uh, dragon, of course, at least I’m inclined to say dragon. In elvhen her favorite word would probably be “Enasal” or “Enasalin” which could mean victory in the latter or as the wiki says “joy in triumph over loss” for enasal. Just because those words mean a lot for her.

2. How do they sleep

I mean, not that great in one way this could go, but we’ll get into the how she sleeps first, physically at least. She’s always cold and leeches off everyones body heat so she always keeps a shit ton of blankets in her bed. Not only that but her bed is a four poster with the curtains hanging off of them to keep in the heat, you can imagine her favorite season is summer, also winter because everyone wants to be warm.

On the more emotional side of things, Callie doesn’t sleep very well at any point. As a child it was hard to sleep because of nightmares that her mother would be able to soothe, but her mother died when she was fairly young, after that nights are really the worst time. It only eases a little bit when she finally gets together with her partners, whether in canon with Solas, or with Halla in their au, or Isidoro in my combined canon au with Alexx. Especially after Here Lies the Abyss she can hardly sleep because of both the anchor and because of the dead that call to her at night.

3. Favorite companion

She wouldn’t really be able to choose if directly asked, even those she may not agree with she still loves in her own way for them. Her best friends are Cole, Sera, Dorian, Bull, and Varric though, out of the main companions, as well as Solas, because she romances him. Calliope adores all the advisors, including my Warden-Commander Mahariel who joins with Ophelia (my hawke) after Here Lies the Abyss.

4. What secrets do they keep, untold to anyone?

Calliope is pretty much an open book to anyone that is fairly close to her, but she has some secrets that aren’t widely known except to her twin brother and the Inner Circle. Shockingly the secret has nothing to do with being the reincarnation of Falon’Din, which was pretty hard to keep out of anyones way once the ball started rolling. No, it’s the fact that she has such a hard time feeling like she is needed for anything, that she feels much of what has happened in the world is her fault. She also mainly keeps her feelings about her gender to herself and only lets people know what pronouns they should use for her, and it’s pretty much not spoken about as to what her orientation is, but everyone knows she isn’t straight.

5. How do they feel about magic

Magic and the Inquisitor have a complicated history honestly. Both herself and her brother came into magic at the same time, Elessar accidentally froze Keepers feet to the ground while Calliope set a halla’s ass on fire and almost caused a stampede. She was not raised as a mage because of the high volume in her clan and they did not wish to be called upon by the Chantry, so Elessar was the one trained as a mage instead. Calliope was trained to be a Master and a Hunter, which she excelled at rather well; she was awarded the position of Protector of her fathers aravel when he went on excursions for trade.

During Inquisition she comes into her magic with mixed feelings, she really doesn’t pay too much attention for a while. The spells she knows are really only fire based and healing based, as well as being the most basic. She has no problem with magic really, as many of her friends and family are mages. There are a few times when Bull says shit about magic that she gets very defensive and upset, but aside from that there isn’t much until trespasser. Her thoughts on blood magic are even alright with it really, as long as it’s consensual to both parties if someone else is involved.

6. How do they feel about killing

She feels that it is a necessary evil, nothing more nothing less. If someone deserves to be killed than they will be. Callie tries to spare the innocent as much as she can. After all she is Falon’Din, so her views on death aren’t an end, and even without being Falon’Din she sees death as something that isn’t an end even if she grieves pretty heavily when someone dies.

7. How do they feel at night, in silence, all alone?

Badly, it’s all negative feelings all at once. She tries to keep away from this situation as much as possible.

8. Tell me about them in a modern AU

I actually have two of these for Calliope! In DA:I in a present day setting she’s still Inquisitor, at least eventually, but she comes from a farm/general store owning family from an elven town in the Free Marches. She’s trying to go to school in the city when the Temple of Sacred Ashes (a political summit in this au) gets blown to pieces, she was there to observe as part of a class she’s in for college, along with several other members of that class.

In a regular modern day au she’d still be a college student, probably going for a double major in Religion and History. Her twin brother is going to college for Forensic Sciences, and there’s a lot of coffee shop shit, and falling for a good looking Grad Student who works at the school library.

9. What is their favorite meal

Dalish Forest Comfort with Hearth Cakes!! I own the Dragon Age cookbook and it’s real good. Callie would love her cultures food even if other people would consider it to be plain.

10. What guides them

Their compassion for all people of Thedas tbh.

11. What hinders them

Feeling like she’s not good enough or that she will fail at every turn.

12. Do they have hidden talents

She can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue, also she’s shockingly good with the stable creatures? And I say creatures because have you seen the Dracolisks?

13. How do they carry themselves

Calliope carries herself as a kind and easy going person, which gets some people thinking they can just walk all over her, where she quickly puts them back in their place. If they do it more than once she gets really angry, and no one wants to see the five foot tall reaver and reincarnation of falon’din angry.

14. What are their vices

Probably getting more angry than needed, and also she cries a lot but that’s not really immoral behavior?? She also won’t give mercy if she isn’t shown mercy. Calliope also hates no one except herself almost exclusively.

15. What was a turning point in their life

Honestly? The end of Trespasser. Calliope gets really hard for a while and bitter, thankfully raising Athim and focusing on helping people affected by Solas’ shit does give her back some softness that she lost.

16. Do they ascribe to any religion

Nope, she doesn’t believe in Andraste, nor does she believe in the Creators.

17. How do they react to trauma

Depends on what kind it is, but usually she shuts down first, then gets angry, or really really weepy and sad.

18. What is their relationship to their parents

Calliope adored both of her parents, her mom Imryll died when she was really young but she paved the way for a lot of good things that Callie strives for nowadays. Her dad was the saving grace in a lot of situations so she loves him very much, she gets very depressed when he dies. Elgar’nan and Mythal are another thing altogether, she gets defensive about Mythal, and angry towards Flemeth for claiming to be her. Her “father”? Well she doesn’t talk about him a whole lot.

19. Do they have siblings

Yep! She has one! His name is Elessar and he is her fraternal twin.

20. Tell me about their love interests

Well the egg is her love interest in canon, but in the Pure World State AU, @charlatanreyes ‘s Isidoro Rosetti is her husband, he’s an Antivan Enchanter who’s very good and lovely. The other is the kickass Halla Trevelyan from @lorspolairepeluche !!

21. What sexuality/gender suits them

Calliope is nonbinary and prefers they/them or she/her pronouns, her orientation is panromantic demisexual.

22. Tell me about their body, are they tall, or smol

Callie is very smol and stronk. Abs for days. She also has albinism.

23. What is their combat style and weapon of choice

SLASH AND HACK THEM, the bloodier the better, and her weapon is a Sulevin Blade with a master dragon slaying rune.

24. Do they have any fears/phobias

Calliope is afraid of uthenera/the long sleep, and failure.

25. Do they follow their instinct or hard facts

Instinct all the way, Calliope is very emotional and not a logical being at all.

26. How do they cope with sorrow

Not very well at all. Grief comes in large waves and she’s very empathetic unfortunately, even more than is healthy honestly. If it’s to a really severe level she’ll isolate herself for a long time because she doesn’t want to bother anyone at all with her feelings. If she’s pressed about it too she’ll flare up with anger, especially if she doesn’t know you very well.

27. What makes them burst out laughing

BAD JOKES. LIKE REALLY BAD JOKES. Also there was one time that Dorian showed up to a meeting with his mustache all fucked up and Calliope was very tired, she started going into a giggle fit that no one could cure.

28. Tell me about their grooming routine

Well really all she does is bathe and wash her hair/skin, she doesn’t have much time for anything else. But sometimes she’ll have moments with Solas or her other LI’s and take long baths with nice smelling oils.

29. What makes them blush

I MEAN, anything really, especially if her LI is teasing her. Honestly anything in front of other people will get her to blush really bad. Solas once kissed her full on in front of the group one morning in the Frostbacks, just a lazy kiss that he didn’t think much of and she was red for the full morning.

30. What makes them cry

Injustice and death, which often go hand in hand. Sometimes she’ll wake up during nightmares crying, and certain memories will trigger crying fits if she’s not careful.

31. Tell me about their aesthetic

Blood, golden sharp teeth, green lightning, big ass swords, ravens, cryptic sayings, dragons, and sleep. Also bear hugs.

32. If they had a tumblr, what would they post

Probably lots of positive posts and social justice things, book quotes, flowers. Honestly anything on dragons too and lots of adorable animals, some shit on history and certain videogame stuff too.

#long post #sorry that i got short at the end i got really tired and also had a panic attack for some reason #calliope lavellan #booker answers #meme-feline

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