notes: just some little thoughts (some are nsfw, minors dni) i have in my precious little angelic mind sometimes. for @myobmaya argyle’s girliepops, ily babes 🖤 fuck the duffers for not giving this fine ass mf a surname
this is my first time writing for argyle, PLEASE be nice!
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this is argyle we’re talking about here:
argyle who ends up with his cock buried so deep inside you, telling you he loves you each time his heart beats, each time he hears you moan his name.
argyle who gets so fucking hard when he sees you wearing his shirts or smoking a blunt, or both at the same time.
argyle who plays it cool with you all day, but internally he just wants to rip your clothes off and fuck you in the back of his van.
argyle who names a pizza after you, who picks mushrooms up out of the ground to give to you like a bouquet of flowers.
argyle who turns to putty every single time you look at him. argyle who loves to be dominated by you but also likes to take charge of his own sometimes.
argyle who steals jonathan’s camera to take pictures of you in your fucked out state to print and put in his wallet or on the dashboard of his van.
argyle who is the pussy eating king (if you disagree you’re wrong).
argyle who peppers your face with sloppy kisses that you adore as he fingers you, whispering sweet nothings into your ear.
argyle who feels blessed the first time he lay his eyes on you, making up a metaphor for your name or how you look; like the sunshine on a rainy day.
he doesn’t know what he did to deserve you.
argyle who is your best boy, your favorite person on the planet. the guy who gives the best cuddles and is so easy to talk to.
argyle who loves chatting with you about anything and everything after sex.
argyle who absolutely loves having his arms around your waist. who loves cuddling and kissing you in public to show everyone that you’re his.
argyle who WILL propose to you with a chicken nugget 🥺
argyle who wants to name your children mary jane and sativa 😭🖤
steve and argyle as a duo would be so…. argyle would never be outright rude to someone but he would be LOUDLY passive aggressive and steve has no problem telling someone to their face that he’d kill himself to get them to stop talking. it’s like good cop bad cop except they’re both bad cop
why do I have to see Murray’s balding ass???? according to the duffers and stranger things writing process, he’s served his purpose—should’ve been gone after S3 if not S2 so why do I have to see him over and over again? why did this fucker get a call so he can keep pointing out the obvious?
they’ll keep the raging z*onist but not Kali (Eleven’s sister character who was meant to just be edgy but brought so much depth to herself AND El, 008, test subject with fucking powers that would be beneficial in taking down Vecna) or Argyle (literal ride or die who got roped into the upside down business, was shot at with his friends, buried a dead body, drove across the country to reunite the group, is linked to the group in multiple ways, played a similar role as Robin’s in ST3 but apparently he doesn’t get to stay).
they’ll keep the ugly, old white guy who is just a companion at this point but not the POCs that go MIA after they’re used to further the plot for a white main character.
Steve pulled out all the stops for Eddie's birthday when he worked with Erica to create a oneshot D&D campaign and managed to get everyone to join in (some blackmail was involved) and Robin secretly worries about Steve being disappointed or upset if Eddie doesn't do something similar for his birthday, everyone knows Steve's and Eddie's hobbies don't really align
so colour her shocked when she's yanked out of bed by Eddie bright and early on Steve's birthday and is forced into the closest thing she owns to gym clothes and is marched down to a basketball court that Eddie has rented for the whole day
she watches in amazement as Eddie divides them all into teams, letting Steve pick whoever he wants (naturally he picks Robin first even if she'll be no help) and they split into two teams of six, with Eddie somehow wrangling the position of referee even though he only knows the basics of how basketball works, and the kids don't even fuss that much, there's barely a complainant about how they're about to have to play sports all day, they all seem to be begrudgingly going along with it, apart from Lucas and El who are practically bouncing with excitement
Steve is clearly having the best time, running up and down the court and yelling and cheering, a little red in the face because he hasn't done this for a while but constantly yanking his teammates and even those on the other team into excited hugs and handing out back slaps and high fives like a little puppy, he even tries to chest bump with Robin who gives it a go then immediately regrets it and Steve throws himself at Eddie once the game is over
Robin asks later and Eddie tells her that Lucas was kind enough to sit down and explain the game and the rules because Eddie had been trying to make it up to him over not cancelling Hellfire because of his basketball game and being a dick about it and he'd been going to games with Steve and seen how much Steve enjoyed it and yeah Eddie hates organised sports but a game between the Party and the Older Party is hardly organised so as soon as Steve pulled out a whole D&D campaign for him he knew he had to get on Steve's level for his birthday
Robin gives Eddie permission to marry Steve that day
Robin: Oh, no no, they’re just playing a game, no biggie.
Argyle: What game?
Robin: It’s called gay chicken. The point of the game is for two guys to pretend to be gay together for as long as possible, and whoever chickens out first loses.
Jonathan: And how long has it been since they are, uh… pretending?
Robin: Three weeks.
Argyle:
Jonathan:
Nancy, leaning over: They’re pretty stubborn.
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Read the awesome fic by @unclewaynemunson on AO3: The gayest chicken in Hawkins
the duffers really couldn’t let eddie live, despite the possibility him getting arrested would leave for a heist episode?
will and robin and enzo working together to create an escape plan. erica and steve and eleven and jim sneaking into the prison. eleven breaking open doors with her mind. suzie disabling security systems while eden keeps their dad busy. lucas and dustin giving them directions from the hospital. eddie quipping “aren’t you a little short for a storm trooper?” to steve and the reference going about six feet over his head. nancy and jonathan and argyle being the escape drivers and doing something that furthers the supernatural plot of the show. some poor guard telling hopper he’ll call the police, and hopper just telling him he is the police.
You bring us eddie munson who says there's no shame in running, have him DIE because he foreshadowed is own death, even though he still could've been a hero? Place TWO days later right after his death not showing idk like steve, robin, nancy being sad? steve pulling dustin away? dustin grabbing his necklace? Where is his body? How did they get back up the portal? did all of the portals close? and if max was vecna's 4th victim she should be dead? kill the MAIN CAST FOR ONCE? like holy shit it would have been sadder and much more cruel to kill off max than eddie. Or steve confessing that shit to nancy then fucking dying ig? Her sacrifice for killing vecna couldve been so WELL. AND HE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING DEAD. This show has me fucked up and confused and def not too excited for s5. Im just glad hop and joyce kissed.
btw edit ! I understand stuff abt the portals, i was a bit sadden since we only got to see dustin & wayne moment :( also jst sucks they wont like touch the main cast AT allll