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#anyway. im going to eat crackers now
obsob · 7 months
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the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)
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anotherpapercut · 6 months
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yesterday a straight cis friend of mine confessed to me that she still eats chick fil a sometimes and said that she feels like she's committing a hate crime every time she does it and I was like haha yeah that makes sense......
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sovaharbor · 3 months
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what did i do to deserve an ibs flare-up at 11 pm.......
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southislandwren · 2 years
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Yesssss she picked up my hints that I’m just a sad little creature with no time with my bestie and she changed tomorrows plans so now we get to hang out for longer 😍 edited to add she just invited me to morning milking (a privilege) so I must’ve been SO normal today
#she was like you must be loving this light week (we have like 1 activity a day) and I was like#yeah it’s nice but I feel like I haven’t seen you in a week 🥺#and that must’ve resonated with her because we get to hang out for longer tomorrow 🥰#she’s the best boss ever and a top tier best friend#or of course her husband said she couldn’t ride with him to the city tomorrow so now im filling in.#but that’s fine because im like 10 times a better husband than he is . probably couldn’t be a dad though he’s got me beat on that front#this does mean that I don’t get to spend tomorrow morning playing arceus (beating volo…. it’s time….) but maybe she’ll let me info dump#on a completely unrelated note lettuce is so fucking tasty holy shit holy shit#crunchy and wet and delicious…… im in fucking love#this isn’t a new revelation but boy I am fucking digging this salad rn#diary post#this is good because I told myself I HAD to be normal today so she would stop hating me#and it fucking WORKED#I did tell her mom that her homemade crackers were like birdseed though I feel bad#I want more of those crackers they were like taking a handful of birdseed and eating it. so fucking spectacular#man if you put like a fruity goat cheese on one of those……..#anyway I’m gearing myself up to go beat volo#I’ll probably write down some of the dialogue I got last night and then continue but BOY I’m apprehensive#I know exactly what’s coming but I’m still dreading the betrayal
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stargazing-imagines · 5 months
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Sick — Jeremiah Fisher x Fem!Reader
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Description — you are staying with the fishers and the conklins for the summer, and you get a job as a daycare worker at the country club, but what happens when you catch the germs of the little ones?
Warnings — mentions of sickness, cuddling with a sick person *social distance ya’ll* that’s it
Fandom — the summer I turned pretty
Requested — no
A/n: hope you enjoy this one, and remember! Wash your hands!!
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“Thomas, Savannah you get back here!” You shouted as you were chasing a bunch of 3-4 year olds down the hallways
“Try to catch me miss Y/n.” Said one little girl as she giggled
You shook your head, as you noticed the kids distracted you picked up Savannah, while grabbing Thomas’s hand, dragging them back to the day care room
“What did I tell you about leaving this classroom?” You asked
“We’re sorry miss y/n.” Said Savannah as she looked up at you with sad eyes, you sighed
“It’s fine just don’t do it again, now go eat your lunch.” You said, after you said that, a voice disrupted your thoughts
“Miss Y/n.” Said one little girl “your boyfriend is here!” She said as she nibbled on her cheese cracker giggling
The rest of the kids giggled as one little boy made kissy faces, Miss Amy walked up to you
“I’ll settle these kids down, why don’t you talk your hour lunch break?”
“Sounds perfect, thank you.”
Miss Amy smiles at you as she looked back at the kids
“Miles you put that down!” Said Miss Amy “your bento box is not a toy!”
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“I don’t know how you do it.” Said Jeremiah as he walked side by side with you down the hallway towards the dining hall
“It’s nothing.” You said “but I do hope I don’t get sick, apparently there is something going around, they called that three teachers are out sick with the flu.”
“Well let’s hope you don’t.”
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Well… let’s just say that you jinked it, the next day you found yourself with a fever of 102.3
“Those kids.” You said as you sat the thermometer down, you were in your thoughts until belly came in
“Woah y/n… you look beat, are you ok?” Asked belly as she walked close to you, but you stopped her with your hand
“Don’t. Come. Close.” You said with a raspy voice
Belly walked close to you anyway, when she did she placed the back of her hand on your forehead, but taking it off within seconds
“Oh my gosh…” said belly “your burning.”
“Yeah.” You said as you past by belly back to the door of your room “now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going back to bed.”
“I’m staying home today.” Said belly “I’ll take care of you.”
“Thanks belly but I rather you not get what I got.” You said as you smiled at her, shutting the door
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“Knock knock.” Said a voice, it was Susannah who had something in her hands “belly told me, how are you feeling?”
“Well… my nose is stuffy, my throat hurts, oh and I’m achy.” You said as you sat up
“Well I made some chicken soup and I thought you might want some.”
“Thanks.” You said as you sat up from your bed.
“I’ll leave you alone.” Said Susannah as she gave you a small smile before walking out
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It has been a few hours, more say 2 hours has passed. You were reading a book before you heard another knock, this time it was Jeremiah at the door.
“I hate that your sick, because your going to miss the awesomest party ever!” Said Jeremiah as he stood at the doorway, you chuckled.
“Awesomest isn’t even a word, but yeah.” You said as you looked at Jeremiah “you guys have fun.”
“Call me if you need anything.” Said Jeremiah as he bends down to kiss your forehead, but you jerk away
“Sorry but, im kinda contagious here.”
“Doesn’t matter.” Said Jeremiah as he gave you a kiss on the forehead anyway
“Alright, but don’t come to me when you get what I have.” You said “it’s not fun.”
“Whatever!” Shouted Jeremiah from the hallways, you chuckled before getting back to your book.
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A week later
“So… how does it feel to be in my shoes.” You said as you were standing at the doorway of Jeremiah’s room. Turns out, he got what you had. Yours was still lingering but you were feeling better.
“This is torture.” Said Jeremiah, he sneezed again before looking at you “but it was worth it.”
You rolled your eyes before walking out of the room
“Love you!” Shouted Jeremiah
“Whatever!” You shouted back
The summer I turned pretty masterlist
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mioyeo · 7 months
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Watch your back : Chapter 9
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Once you don’t value what you have someone else learns how to take care of what used to be yours
Synopsis : 8 men supposed to give her all the love they promised end up leaving her behind without a valid reason
Pairing : girlfriend Reader x PolyAteez !
Warning : this chapter contains mentions of Ateez being careless , lots of crying , jumping off a cliff etc Please reminding me if I forgot something
Tag list : @legbouk , @scarfac3 , @m4rsluv , @hcyaa , @jackinmyarea , @layzfeelit , @loverlele , @mulletjoonsupremacy , @veneziamadness , @belle643 , @gugggu6gvai , @atinytinaa , @voidcupidz , @atinyreads , @baguette-atiny , @parkthothwa8 , @hwadump , @owjohny , @miaatiny , @honeyymon @tunaasan , @riririyuhn , @vixensss
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" Im so exhausted and my feet hurt "
Wooyoung sighed out as he plopped on the couch massaging his feet groaning
" It took a lot longer than expected "
Yeosang laughed and removed his suit
" I was scared your mom was not going to like me to be honest "
Rin sat beside Wooyoung who chuckled and held her softly planting a kiss on her temple
" My mom is cautious, but she'll grow to like you so don't worry about it "
Yunho who's hair was now messy scratched his chest as he came into the kitchen looking around
" Do we still have those mini crackers? "
He looked inside the cupboards humming
" Don't open them it's from Y/n "
Seonghwa came into the kitchen stressed
" Where is she even? wasn't she supposed to be with us earlier? "
" Yeah but you and Jongho forgot to add her "
" When was I even supposed to ? "
Yunho opened the crackers anyways eating them as Seonghwa looked at him in disbelief
" We clearly talked about this last week ? how could you forget? "
" Gosh Seonghwa chill can't someone forget stuff? And why didn't you add her ? "
The younger walked out the kitchen leaving the elder to himself
" Hwa just go to bed , she's a grown woman "
Mingi yawned coming into the kitchen
"I'm just worried a little since it's really late and her phone is going straight to voicemail "
" Maybe she's on her way home let's just go to sleep she's grown and capable of knowing her way home stop stressing over nothing "
Seonghwa looked at the younger as he sighed , he just couldn't go to sleep like that his heart told him something was wrong and it put a huge weight on him
But at the end he just locked the door and turned the lights off hoping for her to return home by the time he woke up
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The cold water embracing her body slowly numbed every part of her making it unable to move even if she wanted too
The struggling with breathing wasn't kicking in yet much to her liking
All her thoughts ran out freely as she just let herself sink further into the water
Was this really the right choice?
Or stupid to give up everything she fought for to be here in the first place?
It felt like an eternity as Y/n continued to sink but what scared her was when something grabbed her making her struggle against whatever it was
The muffled underwater screams didn't seem to do anything against the mysterious thing that kept pulling her upwards towards the light  coming from the surface
Y/n kept fighting against the mysterious thing that kept swimming upward
She gasped and coughed as she was held against something rock hard
" Are you insane ? You could've died ! "
The person yelled at her as he panted in fear looking at her
" Why didn't you let me sink ! Nobody would have cared if I disappeared for once "
She cried coughing
" Wait Y/n ? Why the heck would you do such a dangerous thing ?! do you know how much you scared me to death when I saw you jump ? "
It took her a good moment to notice that the person who basically saved her was one of Rowoons friends
" D-Dawon , I- "
" Look we'll talk about this later let's just get out of here before we get sick "
He sighed and started swimming towards the dry part with her on his back
" I'm sorry you had to save someone like me "
" Let's not do this now , I just want you to go home safely with me so we can talk "
He shook his head trying to get the water out his ears before he took her hand and walked up towards the place he dropped his bag when he jumped in
" I'm just glad you're safe "
The boy sighed out trying to calm down since he was still under shock
" I don't want to go home "
" Don't worry I'm not taking you there "
She stood there shivering as she looked at her bare feet while he fished into his gym bag For his towel
" Did you eat anything? "
Dawon dried her hair as she just stood there not responding
" It's ok if you don't want to talk , let's just call a taxi to our dorm since you don't want to go home and I won't force you "
He pulled out his phone called a taxi
" Yes we are near the Han river, yeah exactly there thank you "
She looked at him with tears extremely ashamed and feeling pathetic since she couldn't even succeed in this one thing
" Why did you jump in ? It would've been better if I was gone "
Dawon looked at her as he closed his eyes sighing before hugging her
" I'd never let someone die before my eyes, even if I didn't know you and I'm so glad I did because you're so young and you have so much to achieve, and Rowoon would be so devastated if I hadn't saved you and I'm sure other people as well would be broken "
“ I can’t do this anymore , I’m a failure I can’t even defend myself anymore ”
The girl cried on his wet shirt ,it was a lot of weight on her shoulders and how could she forget about that one person who cared about her the most , who was willing to love her like nobody else ever loved her
" I'm so sorry, I don't know why I did this in the first place I'm so ungrateful "
" Y/n please , it must have been hard if it drove you to do this "
He grabbed her face and wiped her tears away with his thumb before guiding her towards the taxi that just arrived
" Please don't tell Rowoon about this I don't want to worry him more than I have by ignoring his texts lately "
Dawon nodded and shut the taxi door as they drove in silence
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Both of them entered the dorm quietly careful not to make any noise
" But I don't have any clothes "
Y/n shivered as she hugged herself as Dawon went into his room and came back with some clothes and a towel
" These are new boxers that I just bought recently you can wear them "
She took them and went to change after taking a hot  shower , but most of the time found herself shedding tears or starring at herself at the mirror the boys had in their bathroom
Were did she fail ? , was it really a blessing to still be breathing after her selfish act ?
After drying herself and blow drying her hair she stepped out of the bathroom and ran into one of the boys that was waiting so they could go to the toilet
" Oh I didn't know you were here "
" I myself didn't expect it either but it's good to see you again Jaeyoon "
He smiled and rubbed her head before dismissing himself to go to the toilet
" Hey you finished? "
Y/n nodded and looked around before fiddling with her fingers nervously
" Can you tell me were Rowoon's room is ? "
" He's probably asleep but go ahead it's the second door down the hall "
He smiled and said good night leaving her to herself in the semi dark hallway
Walking towards her best friends room she carefully opened the door and went inside , the room smelled so good it made her feel like home but yet so distant from it
She carefully went unter the covers but held her distance, it's like she felt it kinda being inappropriate being so close to him even thought they had watched films together in her room as he cuddled her
The moon made his face look so perfect and adorable as he slept soundless
How could someone as handsome like him like her let alone love her more than the best friend stage ? It was still a mystery to her
" Y/n is that you ? "
He asked without opening his eyes
" No it's not Y/n "
She changed her voice on purpose stiffening her laugh with tears
" Don't lie to me , it's smells like you "
He pulled the girl closer to him opening his eyes yawning
"Do I smell that good to be recognized ? "
" You always smell good and even from miles away I could tell that it's you "
She smiled softly letting him hold her , her worries long forgotten
“ I’m not even gonna ask you why you’re in my room this late at night , I’m just glad you’re alright and by my presence again ”
He smiled and softly yawned once again
“ Rowoon? ”
The boy hummed and kept yawning
“ Do you still love me ? ”
Rowoon opened his eyes meeting her glossy ones that stared back at him
“I do love you , but why are you asking me this ? Is everything alright? ”
“ How can you love someone as broken and insecure as me ? ”
She looked at him with lips in between her teeth due to her nerves playing with her
“ Because you deserve more , and you stole my heart with how sweet and caring not to forget how beautiful you are ”
The boy took her by the waist and smiled softly kissing her forehead
“These fools don’t know what they are missing out by not appreciating you enough and I just want a chance to show you how much you can be happy and appreciated ”
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drivergemini · 2 years
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nose ring :: e.m. (2)
summary: how does a simple nose piercing turn one cheerleaders life upside down? well if you mix in a few joints, a knack for climbing out windows, and a fluffy haired dungeon master, you got yourself the explanation you were looking for.
content warnings: drug use, mentions of vomit, major swearing (eddie says jesus a lot in this time), lots of pinning, enemies to lovers, y/n is just a spoiled rich asshole (no seriously, less though in this chapter)
word count: 950
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“chrissy i can’t believe you just ran away like that,” y/n put her face into her hands and made a noise of frustration.
the blonde giggled. “i don’t know y/n, the look on your face was kind of worth it.”
y/n rolled her eyes. she looked around and saw everyone still eyeing her down. there were less whispers today, just as many stares though. she was getting sick of it. she got up from the lunch table in frustration. 
and she walked.
and walked.
and walked some more. 
until she ended up at a picnic table in the woods. how the fuck did she even get here? she doesn’t care enough. she sits at the table and puts her head down. in her mind she was silently cursing everyone because how are they so worked up over a nose ring?
“woah y/n skipping class? has the government fallen? is the world going to explode?” she looked up and saw, yet again, the long haired metalhead standing in front of her. he had his hand on his chest like he’s been shot.
“quit your poetic bullshit freak,” she was not happy to see him.
“did i hit a nerve?” eddie laughed. “this is my spot anyways so either suck it up and smoke with me, or you can leave.”
a joint did not sound like a bad idea in the moment. she was stressed and she again did not know her way out of the woods. 
“yeah yeah shut up and hand me a lighter.” y/n rolled her eyes. eddie reached into his pocket and smirked.
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she had never noticed the many rings on his finger. she tried to study every detail of them.
the same hands she was examining waved in front of her face, forcing her out of thought. “jesus y/n. i know it’s probably your first time getting high but you’re looking at my hands like you’re going to bite them off. and like- not in a good way.”
y/n wanted to say something back but she just pursed her lips. after a few moments of silence she started to giggle. then laugh. and then full on rolling on the floor.
“holy shit you are so baked right now,” eddie smiled at the sight in front of him. 
y/n sat up, leaves stuck on her uniform. her face instantly changed from the happy look before to a look of fear. “i think- mmmmmm.” she laid back onto the forest floor. “i think im gonnathrowup.” the last part sounded like word vomit because she was actually gonna vomit. 
eddie stood from his seat and walked over to her with his backpack. he started pulling out water and crackers from his bag. “ummmm- here you need to sit up and eat these.” y/n reluctantly grabbed a few crackers from him. “oh and water you need to drink water.”
eddie watched the girl slowly munch on the crackers, eyes looking less sunken by the minute. he figured it would be okay to turn around for one second to grab the rest of his stuff from the picnic table. until he turned back around to her sleeping on the floor, clutching a half eaten cracker in her hand. 
“jesus h. christ,” he looked around reluctantly and seriously hoped no one is around. he approached her and took the cracker from his hand. he gagged at the feeling of the moist cracker squishing in his hand. “ew it’s fucking moist. what is she a baby?”
he took one deep breath and scooped her up. he flung her over his shoulder and proceeded to take a long walk back to the high school.
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y/n woke up with an impending feeling of doom. she didn’t know where the hell she was, but judging on the smell of weed and the leather jacket draped over her legs, she could only assume one place. the back of eddie munson’s van. she looked out the window to see the sky outside was getting to a dusty grey color. 
“what time is it?” she rubbed her eyes. she was met back with silence. there was no one else in the car with her. she tried to think back on how she got here. all she remembers is eating crackers in the woods. at least she didn’t get kidnapped.
her train of thought was interrupted when the drivers side door opens. eddie peaks his head in the back before sitting before the steering wheel.
“eddie seriously, you don’t have to tell me what happens next but can you at least give me a hint?” y/n heard another voice approaching. they opened the passenger side and sat down.
“henderson i told you. it’s not fair if i give you a hint,” eddie raised his hands up and put finger quotes around ‘hint’.
y/n sat up as eddie turned his keys into the ignition. “so hey eddie could you take me home?” her head was pounding in ways she couldn’t describe. she couldn’t even think of one snarky comment.
“holy fuck- jesus christ- eddie what the fuck?!” the young boy in the passenger seat turned his head in fear and looked at y/n. i guess he wasn’t aware that she were back there. “eddie why the fuck is there a cheerleader in the back of your van.”
eddie ignored the fluffy headed child and spoke directly to her. “yeah you live on wallington right?” 
“yeah yeah it’s the blue house with the rose bush.” she says back holding back a little vomit. 
the kid just stared at her wide eyed, making incoherent noises towards her and eddie. eddie’s face was plastered with a smirk the whole way to your house.
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delcakoo · 2 years
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like a fever ༊*·˚ y.jw
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ᵎᵎ PAIRING ! jungwon x gn!reader
ᵎᵎ WC ! 1.5k
ᵎᵎ GENRE ! est relationship, fluff n crack
ᵎᵎ WARNINGS ! miraculous ladybug. (def didn’t use this fic as an excuse to rant about it)
ᵎᵎ SUMMARY ! when jungwon comes home from practise to find you and a mountain of tissues on the floor, he’s ready to make you soup and watch terrible cartoons all night.
a/n: im so smart w the title B) anyways you guys are too nice, thank you for all the love on my other posts :(
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you blew your nose for what felt like the thousandth time today. the mountain of used tissues in the garbage can next to you only grew the longer you sat on the floor, suffering in your boyfriends shirt alone.
how did you get sick? great question. perhaps it was the student next to you in math who kept sneezing a suspicious amount of times, or it could’ve been your fellow employee at work who had disappeared into the bathroom for the rest of their shift, leaving you to deal with annoying customers alone. whatever it was, you’d definitely caught something.
you were a bit frustrated with your body's weak immune system, because usually when a certain someone got home from dance practise, you’d have dinner ready for him after all the hard work. but now, you felt like you’d fall right back down if you attempted to move at all.
speaking of jungwon, you recognise the sound of his keys jingling in the locks, humming a quiet tune. you continue to bask on the floor like a starfish, but quickly make sure to raise your head slightly so you can see his handsome face right away. when he opens the door, he practically throws his jacket and bucket hat on the rack, pulling off his shoes with his feet alone. “i told you that’s how you ruin your shoes.” you scold, grabbing another tissue and making an elephant like sound from across the room.
jungwon’s head whips to your voice’s direction, morphing into confusion and slight amusement at the sight of your current position. “baby? what are you doing on the floor? we have a perfectly functioning couch and bed the last time i checked.” he giggles cutely, but quickly stops when he notices the bin full of tissues. “jesus, are you sick jagi? do you want soup? or medicine? or wanna make me watch those stupid cartoons again?” he bombards you with questions worriedly.
you sniffle as the boy kneels down and helps you sit up, massaging your shoulders gently. “the floor feels nice and cold on my back.” you explain, “and yes please, i wanna watch miraculous again.”
he nods, gesturing for you to lift your arms so he can pick you up. “i am not letting you sit on the floor, you can have some ice cream to cool you down after you eat.” he holds you tightly in his arms before placing you on the couch, grabbing the remote and scrolling until he finds the show. once you pick an episode, he leaves for the kitchen quickly, ready to begin making you a snack.
you appreciate jungwon, you really do. but the caregiver in you can’t help but feel concerned even now. your boyfriends schedule had no time for dilly dallying, and you had to stress about feeling almost like a nuisance to be taking up his precious time for rest. “baby,” you called. in a split second he’s next to you again.
“yeah? do you need anything?”
you shake your head. “it’s just— are you sure you’re okay? maybe you should go to sleep, you’ve been working way too hard and i can ju-“ before you can finish, jungwon plants a kiss to your lips softly.
“don’t even finish that sentence. you’re always caring for me every single day, and i hate how i’m always too busy to repay you. now let me be the one babying you for a change.” you gulp shyly, nodding, and he smiles that adorable smile of his before running back into the kitchen.
only a few minutes (and tissues) later, jungwon returns with two bowls of chicken noodle soup and a box of crackers. “finally, my baby’s here.” you say, and jungwon feels happiness shoot through him at your words. that is, until he notices you eyeing the soup as if it were a pot of gold.
“yah, i’m supposed to be your baby.” he pouts, handing you the bowl reluctantly.
you giggle mischievously, taking another spoonful of noodles. “sorry jungwon.”
he gasps. “why are we on a first name basis now? who helped you off the floor when you were acting like a grandma? me or the soup!?”
at his complaints, you laugh harder. “okay okay, sorry baby.” his smile returns at that, pulling you closer as you both enjoy your soup. despite probably being considered too “old” for cartoons, you absolutely loved them. you always made jungwon watch them with you, and he didn’t care too much as long as he got to cuddle you the whole time.
however, he couldn’t deny that the show you were currently watching was absolutely terrible, to him at least. you began watching it last week — which meant that he inevitably would have to as well — and it was probably the most agonising week of his life. the characters were all stupid and had no development, the plot made no sense, and it was so repetitive.
“how do even children enjoy this garbage?”
you, who currently had their nose in a tissue as usual, shot up to meet your boyfriends eyes in disbelief. “what do you mean? it’s so good! i have to keep watching until marinette and adrien finally figure out each others secret identities!”
he scoffs. “you really think they’re going to let that happen? they have to milk at least six more seasons out of this nonsense first.” you look at him with brows furrowed, and he continues. “every episode is just the same thing, jagi. it can go on forever. everyday a new villain for ladybug to defeat then hawkmoth goes ‘i’ll get them next time’ but we all know he never will. and did you see all the new miraculous in the new trailer? they can just keep adding new heroes too, leading to more merch and dumb toys and all in all more money for them.” by the end of his tangent, your boyfriend releases a big breath.
you sit there, attention fully on the boy next to you with a mouthful of noodles. “wow, i think you’re more obsessed with this show than me.”
“just stating the obvious.”
you shrug in response. “whatever you say, i still think chat noir’s pretty cool.” 
jungwon swears he hurt his neck with how fast he whipped back to gaze at you. “eh? are you telling me i have to compete with a famous, rich actor and model who is also a superhero of paris at night!?” he inquires desperately. 
you bend over, starting to giggle uncontrollably at his genuinely distressed face. “well..” you begin. 
he begins to tickle you. “what is it then, the blonde hair? i’ll contact my stylist right now if it’s what you want!” you cackle, watching as jungwon begins to laugh himself, his eyes turning into soft crescents. “yah, this isn’t funny!
after more tickling and jungwon complaining about every scene of every episode, it was time for you to have your medicine. which you were not excited for. you were the type of person to believe that all of the “medicine” you’d buy was just the same useless shit in different shitty forms.
maybe you were just weak, but the result of swallowing down the liquid that probably tasted like a rotting corpse was just you being even more drowsy and dead inside than before. “but it tastes so bad!” you whine, watching as your boyfriend walks back in the room, medicine and a glass of water in hand. 
“this one doesn’t,” he replies encouragingly, “it’s bubblegum flavor.” 
“you know that means nothing right? all the ‘flavors’ taste the same.” you deadpan, watching as jungwon sets both cups down next to you on the couch. 
the boy sighs, pondering on how to get you to drink it, before a genius idea comes to his mind. “if you have every drop of it, i’ll watch one more episode of miraculous with you before bed.” 
your face brightens at that, and jungwon has to stifle a laugh at your adorable childishness. “really?” he desperately wants to say no — as he doesn’t think he can get through watching another episode of that dumpster fire — but he nods anyway. it’s for your health, he decides. 
at that, you gulp, staring down at the pink liquid in disgust. you can do this for jungwon (and miraculous), you think, before taking a deep breath and chugging it down, quickly drinking the water just as fast.
you gag immediately, the horrifying taste sticking to your tongue. immediately after, jungwon scoops you up into his arms and unceremoniously flops onto the couch. holding you in his lap, he rubs your back gently, planting a kiss to your forehead. “you did so well, see? i knew you could do it.” 
still in jungwons lap, you smack your mouth, trying to recover from the sour taste. “miraculous please.” 
“aish.. i was hoping you’d forget.”
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drdemonprince · 5 days
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re: Kontextmaschine's special interest in TS being contagious, he got me with the TS bug too, you are not alone. No one else seems to understand the academic interest I have in her/her fans now, everyone seems to think the only two things you can feel about TS are total apathy or absolute obsession. Anyway, I thought most of the record was pretty middling, though hilarious with context, and every song about Matty Healy is outstripped by Halsey's Colors anyway as a treatise on the weirdo.
omg i forgot Halsey dated him. 💀💀 i love her so much
im glad to hear im not the only one! the album is so overpacked but I must admit i love The Prophecy, So Long London, and I Can Do It With a Broken Heart. It would be better for me to just relisten to some classic Lana tho. I need Jack Antonoff to go queen out w St Vincent instead of producing this schlock
check out the /r/SwiftlyNeutral subreddit if you want to read analysis and critique that is neither stannish nor "bitch eating crackers" grade contrarianism.
wish kontext was still alive.
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OI!! YOU!! I LOVE YOUR WRITING AND YOUR PROMPTS!!
You were one of the first people I started following in the whump community. One of the first people I recognized when I started looking for more specific niche stuff. Your posts were even some of the first rb's on my whump blog.
And I mean it when I say that I love all of it. Because I do. And also, just want to clarify that I'm not sending this out of a feeling of obligation, but rather because I want to. Because I want to let you know that your writing does matter to someone, and that somebody does see and care about what you're putting out. It seems like multiple people do, actually.
Sorry if that went deeper than it needed to lol. Remember to hydrate or diedrate, have a graham cracker and chill out if you haven't eaten in a while, and if it's late for you, GO TO BED WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP??? ITS NOT NEW YEARS EVE YET!!! Well- technically it is now (for me, at least)-- bUT STILL-- /lh
(Yes, I am being a massive hypocrite right now. No, I do not care.)
Anyway, love your writing, it's epic, and I bet you are to. I hope the bad lime feelings fuck off soon, and that you have a good day/night/life!
- @writinggremlin
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i am hydrating i am eating fresh pierogi and yes it is new years eve its 11.19am here. perfectly reasonable time to be wide awake. and yet i am a little eepy. AND VERY EMOTIONAL,,,,,
im glad ur in the community now :) the dark side is fun and smells of cookies
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slowdiived · 2 years
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see you soon (kurt kunkle x fem reader)
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hi guys here is part 3 :) warning for this one on body image issues. anyways more to come!
after kurt posted a vlog of you two messing around at the mall, you had gained more followers. it was a bit scary at first, more random people joining your audience that weren't familiar with you. a clip of you guys went viral on tik tok, it was just a snippet of the video where you had pranked a group of middle schoolers. kurt thought that was the most hilarious bit, posting to get the video watched on youtube.
with all the love and support on your comedy, there came the hate.
you weren't so acquainted with the rudeness of others online. you were lucky enough to not have to deal with much, just a few people saying you weren't funny or something stupid. it never really hurt until you took a deep dive through kurt's comment section.
immediately you were sexualized then chastised about they way you look. some people said you were fat, others saying you were just shaped weird. everyone was conflicted on whether you were pretty or not. it pissed you off, that wasn't even the god damn point of the video. you were pranking asshole kids not making a thirst trap or something.
kurt was just excited he went viral. he would send you screenshots of his numbers rising. you would join his live streams and there would be a couple thousand people watching him drive people for spree. it was like he didn't care that everyone was shit talking you.
but the rational part of your brain brought you back. it might be possible he didn't know, and it's not like he doesn't care, he's happy about his newfound fame.
it was taking a weird toll on you though. you hadn't gone out other than working for a few days, wearing the same baggy t-shirts and sweats over n over again. kurt had asked to hang out and you declined him, only finding time for work where you were forced to change into baggy jeans instead of rotting in sweats. good thing they only cared about nicer pants and wearing the company vest.
you just felt weird about yourself, your brain analyzing and berating everything, deteriorating your thoughts to only being self analytical.
you had a show down with a box of crackers. you were hungry but you were scared to eat, so you just stared at them.
just eat.
don't you even dare.
it was like a devil and angel on your shoulders fighting. you just kept getting frustrated.
your phone then started buzzing, scaring you as you grab it off the kitchen counter.
face time call from kurt... shit!
"hey," you smiled, trying to make it seem like you are okay.
"hey, uh want to livestream with me right now?" he asked. "chat wants to see you."
you kept your eyes on his pretty face but you felt sick by his words. you don't even want to be in public but you wanted to see kurt. it was truly a dilemma and you didn't know what to choose.
"uh, i don't know kurt," you said in a weary tone. "i haven't been feeling the best."
his face turned from happy to confused.
"are you sick?" he asked, his face looking worried.
"no, i'm just not feeling it," you mentally punched yourself for not just going. "just tell them i say hi or something."
he picked up his phone from the stand in his car and hung up the call. you were weirded out and shocked that he just hung up on you. was he mad that you said no? what were you suppose to say? tell him that his comment section made you want to cry and has sent you in a weird spiral?
you just sighed, walking back to your room. you were about to turn on your laptop to watch something on netflix and cry until your phone buzzed again.
it was a regular phone call from kurt. you stared at his contact photo which was just a shitty photo of him with a bra on at victoria's secret. you debated on answering him but you like hearing his voice so you gave in.
"uh hey?" you answered, hesitancy filled your voice.
"im so sorry for hanging up, i ended the stream so i could talk to you better," his voice rang out. "i thought you said you would stream with me when i ask?"
is that all he cares about?
"well kurt i said i don't feel good," you responded with haste. "maybe a different time when i don't feel this way."
"what happened? are you okay?" he asked with this weird tone, like he was mad that i didn't feel well.
"it's stupid, kurt," you threw yourself backwards onto your bed, your head hitting your pillows. "you'll just think i'm being stupid."
he sighed, "if it's so stupid, why is it a problem?"
exactly. why is it?
"im just sad, okay?" you almost took out your anger on him, the urgency spilling out. "when i get sad i want to just be by myself. i don't post or livestream, i take breaks from my content and stuff. especially because it isn't great for me right now."
he was quick with his reply, "when im sad it helps me to talk about it, i will talk to my mom since i trust her... even when she is the worst. do you want to talk to me? i can come over and just let you like do your thing?"
you smile at his kindness and unneeded advice. you knew that it would feel better if you just talked about it but you weren't ready to just spill all your newfound insecurities onto someone. yet you wanted to cry to kurt, tell him about how people are mean and have him sympathize.
"yeah you can come over," you say just above a whisper, your voice getting quiet out of nervousness.
"whatever it is, i will do what i can to make you feel better," he said in the same quiet voice as you. "i don't want you to ever be sad, (y/n)."
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alloutofgoddesses · 3 months
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PJO TV Thoughts
S1,E6
(There will be book mentions/spoilers)
Can’t lie to y’all im on my second week of this semester and already just so eepy
Okay the first line does tell you exactly what’s happening in this dream but I was so confused by it being Percy’s headmaster from Yancy
Anyway omg I swear you can see Luke in the reflection like it’s gonna be so obvious it’s not Clarisse on rewatches
WE GOT “Little Hero”
Cracker Barrel! What o would give to eat at a Restaurant rn
A SECOND SEAWEED BRAIN HAS HIT THE PERCABETH TOWERS
(I am aware others have made that joke)
Omg hi Luke
Good not being sus Luke
ARREST HER?!?! Percy wtf
Luke I’m positive you would know what Ares is like
OOP if Luke picks up on it IMMEDIATELY…
The episode is titled “A Zebra Takes Us To Vegas” AND WE INLY GET A SECOND OF A ZEBRA ON SCREEN?!?!
Anybody else see the Geia fashion billboard or just me
Way to be obvious about it
“I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm/where the music don’t stop for life” I think that Levitating was chosen WITH INTENTION for these lyrics only
ODYSSEY MENTION
Graphic novels do count
ODYSSEUS MENTION
Oh besties… the lotus eaters have upgraded darlings
WISE GIRL WISE GIRL WEE WOO WEE WOO IT’S HAPPENING EVERYONE STAY CALM
The fact that they haven’t shown Grover eating garbage yet… cowards. COWARDS.
I do think that them knowing takes tension out of it but they think that it’s okay unless they eat something
CASTELLAN LORE ALREADY
A Saytr?? I’m saying that TV screen image is a sun so APOLLO MENTION
A gay satyr?!!! The subtext
Oh? I’m compelled certainly what kind of magic does the Lotus have to convince satyrs Pan is there
DREAM TALK
Like you can see extras wearing dated clothes but it’s just not the same
Also I’m waiting for others to find the di Angelos, I know I’m not gonna be able to find anything
(If they cut it out I will lose it)
Are the employees also under the spell? I would have to assume so
Uh oh Grover is forgetting
HE’S HERE
The way his face fell… I’m afraid LMM is eating as Hermes
BTW I saw someone say LMM was a bad choice as Hermes because canonically Hermes has the most children and they don’t think LMM is sexy enough for that… girlie do you not remember what happened when Hamilton came out be SO FOR REAL
At first I thought I wouldn’t be able to seperate actor from character but he’s doing such a good job that’s Hermes I’m sorry (no I’m not)
ORPHEUS MENTION (I’ve helped others [get into the Underworld] before)
Are the fields Italy? Once again folks I’m not gonna be able to find it so I’m reaching out to
Someone looks back I’m guessing
Oh babey the lore the tension
HEY WHAT WAS THAT
My guess is something to do with Gabe or as one brilliant Twitter user said, Percy’s first time at boarding school
YEAH ANNABETH MOVE BABY YOU DON’T DESERVE THAT
(Also how the fuck can Hermes do that)
Sure buddy see you next season
“This was all just a waste of time. We don’t have time to waste.” Oh Annabeth I’m so sorry for what you’re about to learn
I love all the helmets and stuff really lets you know what’s going on
Oh noooooo oh boy oh buddy oh wow that hurt
Sorry he’s making Hermes feel so empathetic which is exactly how he is in the books. He’s good!
OOP
Were those the di Angelos? They were brunette and small (still reaching)
Oh so that’s why they mentioned days earlier I see
HIS KEYS?
Are George and Martha on there are they wondering what’s happening
CENTRAL AIR BABEY
Oh no Percy’s forgetting too
Just rip him out and leave besties
Oh geez they’re never leaving at this rate
Damn there’s that fatal flaw again Percy
RIP Grover playing a human hunter game I will never forget you
Annabeth it was good it really was but you’re right. He is the god of thieves.
Oh boy now we know why they let him drive though
Me when I first started learning how to drive standard
Just in case you forgot Percy is a New Yorker
Oh NO bestie got distracted looking at the princess (his words not mine though I agree) next to him
NO DON’T TURN OFF THE LIGHT I WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE ANYTHING
What did I just say. What is happening on screen
Oh boyyyyyy
He’s just three apples tall
Oh it’s so much worse underwater
SEAWEED HAIR
Wait… were AFTER the summer solstice? WHY
Exactly Percy you gotta finish it
YEEAHHHHHHH
Four?!?! What about ‘you will fail to save what matters most in the end?’ He better lose one I stg
Next ep trailer
Okay so who’s eye is in the credits what do we think
Crusty’s!
Desert and terrible forest?
Okay yeah he definitely loses one or uses one to trick someone or something he said said “you guys leave with my mom”
Oh wait what if he uses it on Crusty… Disney let Percy actually be violent
SWORD FIGHT NEXT EP? At least the beginning
HOLD FAST MOM OHHHHHHHHH OUCH
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BONUS: Hermes in cat form
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thevampiresoc · 28 days
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ramble. under read more. also fixed pacing.
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starting off with the ogs diego/gumball and doug those two. god. depressed jester to silly neighborhood old man pipeline. in canon he works at a library now where he sometimes puts on puppet shows. doug is no longer pathetic scared man he teaches geology for fun and as clean-up crew for crime scenes for normal. old probably 58? now? men living with peace and letting their past not get to them. and then matthew and sasha. god . their beef went from like "that purple doesnt match your pants" & "your hairs a mess" to geniune death threats and "YOU WERE MARRIED TO A DRUG SMUGGLER WHO'S SKIN WAS WHITER THAN SNOW" & "I'M NOT LISTENING TO A MAN UNDER 5'5" WHO CAN'T COUNT HIGHER THAN 8 IN ENGLISH WITHOUT USING HIS FINGERS". potato knows whos who. matthew 'ohh good lord what the fuck' to 'i'm PROBABLY traumitized but my boss wants me to go clean the Scary Hallway so I can't think about that right now' domino effect. is it affect? idfc. im in here saying bullshit. speaking of bullshit sasha went from "... please try and get better" to "*grabs you by your eye sockets* You Are Going To Stop Eating Twice A Day. Full Meals Are Not Just Seven Ritz Crackers™️©️ And Sour Cream."
and its great.
she still does taxidermy and murder. taxidermy's her side-job since she works as a welder now. shes in there with blowtorches welding shit. your car needs repairs? shes got it boss. oh yeah matthew working as a knight in rp-1 is funny if you consider how his main job went from freddy fazbears janitor to comfortably retired lighthouse keeper. OHHHHH CHARLES I ALMOST FORGOT CHARLES he died in canon. not really. you ever get zombied. yeah jhe got zombied. i should start breaking this up but i cant
snapshot at the start of the rp was just. fucked up guy with a dead wife and platoon with a pet mouse droid. he went into a coma so he didnt participate in order 66 and misses his wife. alot. but NOW? NOW???
okay so imagine walking out of a hospital room, disorented as shit and you go to find your wife jedi and fellow clones and when you DO find them shes just cut one in half with her light saber. Turning to you with fear, she almost chops your head off but you stumbling back and showing that your unarmed gets her to stop. "It was self defense," the jedi pleads for you to understand as your blood flows into your mouth, preventing you from screaming but you want to scream, need to scream.
You both are uneasy and fearful, trying to calm down. Order 66, something you just thought of as a far off nightmare to enact, had happened a mere few minutes ago.
years later, probably a decade, the tragedity now only becoming stale on your mind- a healing wound to your already mangled brain- you had been cut off from the "empire", hiding on fucking HOTH of all planets. You managed, sure, but it was still hoth… "Your" Jedi, surviving by faking her own death with you saying you had killed her, picking you up randomly only to tell you that your being relocated to a terrestrial planet. So called 'Retirement' in some barely populated town, living on a farm. Great.
nottt much really changed except for TMCs status. just that they upgraded from living in a shitty one room apartment to a still shitty apartment where the bedroom, living room, dining room and bathroom were seperate rooms. also parents. good for it.
neeed to traumitize that war machine
anyways my ocs going from eueueueuuuu to Can You Shut Up im going to Kill You With My Bare Hands is funny
conffession sometimes i watered downn my oc when using them. im shouting into the void but do you guys think you could handle he/him sasha. i feel like if i ever rp again with any of you itd be hell because ive just done so much stupid ass writing with my little sillies. like andreas' kingdom got slightly more fucked but id keep it silly for yall
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Hi there, lovely!
Could I possible get a Female Teen Reader (Reader is 16 maybe 17?) x President Loki HeadCannon?
I would LOVE a HeadCannon where the reader is Loki’s adopted daughter from his timeline, and what it would be like having President Loki as a Father! (would love if you included how things are BEFORE and AFTER they were pruned if possible!) ☺️❤️
President Loki as a Father
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Reader: female | Platonic/fatherly- Loki
Type: headcannons
Note: You guys really love Marvel dads
Warnings:
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Well before he took you in you had a pretty crazy life. Typical on the run shit
When he met you it almost funny, he was hanging upside down in some rope.
"Heyya there sir. Just hangin around?"
God at first he hates you
But here comes bad guys and you kickin ass
That was his Que that a body gaurd may be helpful.
Like a body gaurd no one would expect type deal.
So he offers you a job
Sure why not? Not like You're really doing anything huge with your time anyways
It quick becomes more than just a body gaurd and employeer type relationship
The press actually thought you were his daughter at first
It was good for the press so you both set the bait.
People love presidents and kids, just one of those things
So now there you are walking in a matching pant suit, he even gave you a little head dress like his.
That was the first instance he actually looked at you as his daughter: as he was puting the golden horns on you, fixing you're hair around it
EW
UGH hes GROSSED OUT
KIDS!?
He won't admit it to anyone. ANYONE meaningfully about actually seeing you as a daughter
And instead of you being protective of him, like your job entils, he's standing infront of you instead
"What are you doing!?" Y/n argued.
"What am I doing!? What are you doing?!" He argued.
"Protecting you!" Y/n defended, "You know MY JOB?!"
oh-
His bad.
"Right but of course"
You find it extremely weird but do your job anyhow
Any cuts he's clean personally, being Extra careful with you as he dabs them with alcholol and wraps them.
Big dad energy
Invites you to fancy breakfast on the daily now: so much it becomes another day
Knows all your favorite foods, and makes sure there made daily for you.
Now you guys don't usually dont eat apart
Even if its just sitting on a floor as a snack after Press time.
You guys love sharing Animal Crackers
Kissing sounds if he sees you staring at a boy to tease you in all good fun.
When you meet the other lokis you were kinda shocked.
"Now which Loki are you?" The "main" Loki asked.
"Im not a Loki." Y/n told looking down at him.
"Odd. You are highly fashionable-"
"Aw thank you-"
President Loki getting upset? Oh absolutely you're his little girl
"Am I loki Material?" Y/n asked her Loki.
"Of course." He responded, "After all. The best is teaching you."
You liked your Loki alot more: speaking to other Loki's were just kinda off.
Still Alligator Loki? Superior to even your "Father Loki"
"Can I get a Pet when we go back!?"
"Yes. Sure whatever you want as long as it isnt that thing."
Ferret Loki? Now Achieved. You've got a ferret.
And it has little Loki horns too 🥺
Dad Daughter and Ferret Loki a go!
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RANTING
TW: ED/SH/DARK THOUGHTS
Had a break down today..
I woke up irritated af for no fucking reason then I ended up going past my cal limit for breakfast over binge snacking on fuckingg graham crackers💀💀💀Im a fucking idiot i swear..
Then I felt miserable abt it I had a breakdown and started to sh out of frustration and anger over myself. Then I started crying about my whole fucking life and how im literally garbage, im wasting my time and questioning if saying I have depression is an excuse for being lazy and shit.. then started to think about how im literally only here cuz of my family.. I could literally end it rn in my room if I could... it started to get dark ngl...
Anyway im ok now ig. Just avoiding going to the kitchen rn... my mom brought food from her job and I legit dont want to eat... tho ik im going to want to past 8 if I dont have something now... she brings me safe foods like salads and steamed broccoli. Even so, I've been eating over 1000 and been stuck on my cw...
Yeh so im in my bed rn rolled in my blanket numb scrolling through shit tearing up cuz i hate myself👍🏻
UPDATE: MY ASS HAD THE SIDE SALAD AND HAD HALF A FUCKING FUDGE POPTART⚰️⚰️💀💀 FUCK ME DUDEF FJFHFHFHFKMSSSS
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keefwho · 2 months
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March 04 - 2024 Monday
11:15pm
1.5/10
Today started okay. I vacuumed and picked up some. I took my shower and made oatmeal, spam, and cheese with crackers for breakfast. I had been planning on doing my workout today but there is still a little ankle pain. Ill try on Wednesday no matter what.
I did work okay. Warmed up with a couple color studies. While eating breakfast I had watched a video covering games that take place in dying worlds, its a unique and intriguing vibe. So I tried painting a scene like that out of nothing. I made good progress on today's commission which I thought would be very hard but just took time, as usual.
After lunch I read the chapter on self in my ACT book again and made a plan for exercises to try this week. For lunch I made some decent rice a roni given I had a weird selection of vegetables. I took a little time but did today's request while hanging out with Bramble and her friends. I liked the request because the person's girlfriend is a big fan and the OC looked good. I worked on a drawing of Adora next since its the 1 day a week I spend on friend art and I have no one else to draw for other than someone that won't get back to me.
I did my therapy appointment where the guy helped go over what self as context means and confirmed I had a decent plan ahead to follow. Unfortunately the next appoint will have to wait until the 25th which sucks. I feel like I'm gonna need an appointment before then so I might request one anyways.
I finished my afternoon worked and joined Samuel for a game of Helldivers before Daisy became available. When she did, we did our puzzles before getting in VR to talk. The talk was very important, we basically determined that we need to step our feelings back a bit and just focus on being friends. Its a big mental shift for me, and something I needed to talk about with someone else a little bit.
Before bed I took some me time to distract me a little bit and now Im up late nibbling on dinner before bed.
~~~
Im dealing with a lot right now. What happened earlier is really just starting to hit me and I'm overwhelmed. I might have my dad take me to the store tomorrow for groceries like he offered instead of streaming. Or I'll stream afterwards. I don't know. I'm only just now starting to cry about everything. I know it's for the best, I stick with the decision. But some part of me is hurting for how I wanted things to go even if it isn't smart.
Its going to be very hard not to slip into my thoughts, I know I will falter and will have to pick myself up. I feel like I have to let go and just take it tonight. Get it all out.
Life in general gets so fucking hard. In the least suicidal way possible, I wish I could end it all sometimes. Just for a break.
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