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southislandwren · 21 hours

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does anyone know what you’re supposed to do after graduating college

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southislandwren · 21 hours

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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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southislandwren · 21 hours

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okay i'll bite is such a good phrase. like i will

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southislandwren · 1 day

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Great last day of school, I am so drunk right now I need Boytoy to come pick me up from my friends house

#yeheehe. this shooter + juice box + vodka sprite is making me act up #diary post

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southislandwren · 2 days

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i am so desperately in love with boytoy. anyway i planned our trip to wyoming today and im very excited for that in two weeks

#weird day today. woke up early to get pizza at school and plant manager is in a pissy mood today #he got snippy at me over my start date and im like bitch youre lucky i said id be there in june. i WANTED to start in july #but then i had my last ever college class (not really a class we just ate ice cream and hung out)#and later today im gonna go hang out with freshman and our other friend #i feel WEIRDDD im done with college but i have two more exams and 1 more week #also i might start a fight with boytoy after finals idk. i know hes stressed and thats whats making him Like That #so i'll give him until the end of wyoming to start saying thanks/showing appreciation #and THEN i'll start a fight #oh and also tomorrow is 3 months so i think im also just starting a fight for the sake of seeing how he deals with fights #but anyway! i love him and this issue will not stop me from cuddling him every second i can #yeah idk. its insane to me im graduation next week. this time next week my fam will be here and i'll be doing my last farmwork shift #alrighty. i love you tumblrinas. talk to you later #diary post

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southislandwren · 2 days

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floor time save me. floor time. save me floor time

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southislandwren · 2 days

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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)

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southislandwren · 2 days

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southislandwren · 3 days

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AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?

Emojis for convenience and humor: 🎨🖼🍆💦

I know someone's gonna yell bait about this but idc, like, what? Do you want proof? Video evidence? Grow up.

So I (30x) really like Goya's Black Paintings. Like, Saturn Devouring His Son, Duel with Cudgels, A Pilgrimage to San Isidro. I think they're hypnotic, beautiful, evocative. They make me feel emotions I can't quite explain properly.

As the title says, sometimes I beat my meat to them. Whatever. It's not really about horniness. But the intent doesn't matter.

Recently (in a discussion about sexuality in art, I promise it was relevant, similar sentiments were being shared) I mentioned to my partner (33nb) that I do this. They were pretty taken aback.

Apparently, they find this 'gross' and 'kind of dodgy' because Goya's black paintings were never intended to be shared with a wider audience. They were art that he did not mean to share, painted on the walls of his house near the end of his life. They say it seems like the work is too personal to jerk off to, that it seems invasive or like a violation.

I don't think it's a big deal. The guy is dead, it's not like his ghost knows what I'm doing. It's a good thing to consider, but I don't think it ultimately matters, ethically.

So, I guess AITA for this?

#yeah sure okay

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southislandwren · 3 days

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tried to google search for that post that's like.. something about squids and it goes "the squirterrrrrrrrr" and believe it or not that did not show me the thing i was looking for

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southislandwren · 3 days

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my job in the leftist commune is babybel unwrapper and everyone wants to fuck me

#my job in the leftest commune is making the babybel cheeses because I have literally done that before

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southislandwren · 3 days

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