Angie: Peggy, what's your secret to being so strong and confident?
Peggy: Well, I have a strict diet and exercise routine, and I also happen to be a badass supersoldier.
Angie: Oh, I was hoping it was something I could do too...
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Dottie: you reciprocated my kiss.
Peggy: that doesn't mean anything! I'm not gay!
Dottie: ...
Peggy: Ok, I'm attracted to you the way a woman is attracted to a man.
Dottie: ...
Peggy: But I'm not gay!
Angie: And the night you spent in my bed?
Peggy: It was a sleepover. Nothing gay in that.
Angie: You came on my fingers.
Peggy: Yeah, but I'm not gay.
Angie: ...
Dottie: ...
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Peggy: That's ridiculous, Angie does not have a crush on me.
Jarvis: Yes, she does.
Howard: Yes, she does.
Angie: Yes, I do.
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“Your honor,” memes because yes
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‘Can I copy the homework?’
Angie: I can help you with it!
Daniel: Yeah, sure.
Jack: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Peggy: lol, nope.
Jarvis: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Howard: *read 5:55pm*
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Agent Carter characters as John Mulaney quotes
Peggy:
Angie:
Dottie:
Jarvis:
Howard:
Sousa:
Thompson:
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Daniel: Why are Peggy and Angie sitting with their backs to each other?
Jarvis: They had a fight.
Daniel: So why are they holding hands?
Jarvis: They get sad when they fight.
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Peggy: from now on we'll be using code names.
Peggy: I'm Eagle one, obviously.
Peggy: Steve is been there done that
Peggy: Daniel is currently doing that
Peggy: Angie is if I had to pick a dame
Peggy: Dottie is it happened once in a dream
Peggy: Jack is eagle two
Jack: Oh thank god
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Peggy: I don't know what I'd do without you, Angie.
Angie: Well, for starters, you'd have to cook your own dinner.
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Angie: Are you in the mood for a quickie.
Peggy, choking: What?
Angie, confused: A quickie. You know, those egg tarts from Fontaine.
Peggy: Angie, that's a QUICHE.
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Angie: We meet again, Iowa.
Angie: But I guess I can’t call you that anymore.
Angie: Hello, Russia.
Dottie: please stop
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Agent Carter Characters as funny SPN quotes
Peggy Carter: What You Guys Call The Apocalypse, I Used To Call Sunday Dinner
Edwin Jarvis: "we might have exaggerated a little bit" "lied, we lied."
Ana Jarvis: Oh the handsome angel is there isn't he? Hello sweetie pie.
Howard Stark: "how do you sleep at night?" "rolling naked in money"
Jack Thompson: "you think you're funny?" "I think I'm adorable"
Daniel Sousa: Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance
Dottie Underwood: You know what they say, he who hesitates? *snaps fingers* Disintegrates.
Angie Martinelli: don't BS a BSer
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Angie: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Jack: Bet you I can!
Peggy: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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Angie: So why kills Juliett herself?
Peggy: Because without Romeo she doesn't have a reason to live.
Angie: Oh, you can tell a men wrote this play.
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Peggy: I give up. I am so tired.
Sousa: Get the emergency supply!
Thompson: *carries Angie and places them in front of Peggy *
Angie: *smiles*
Peggy: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
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