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jasminesfury · 7 months

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messy chaotic ‘we’re terrible for each other but can’t keep our hands off each other’ prompts

oh hello i am in fact alive

“do you ever actually think before speaking? like is your brain capable of processing a thought??” “yeah, it’s just immune to idiotic ones”

“take that back” “prove me wrong” (or; a cliché ‘make me’)

being in some sort of intense slightly pointless staring match (after an argument, preferably) and just saying “oh fuck it who cares” and pulling their neck down to kiss them

“do you the sex would be boring if we didn’t argue before it every time?” “i mean, we could always argue during”

^or, alt: doing it once when you’re not arguing instead kinda tipsy but not drunk, and it’s all giggles and laughter and sweet nothings and the next morning being like “oh fuck i actually like them”

“why does everything with you have to be so difficult!?” “it’s fun getting you all riled up”

“oh, if i had known that’s all it would take for you to shut up i would’ve done this ages ag-“ “only finish that sentence if you have a death wish”

“you’re doing it wrong” “jesus, would you just relax” “no because i’m wasting my tim- oh, oh my god-” the other character smirking, “don’t look so smug” “i think i’ve earned the right, now just trust me, okay? believe it or not, i want to make you feel good”

“so you’ll finally stop being an asshole and just sign the document?” “keep doing this and i’ll sell you my house”

getting jealous and the other character pretending that it’s unreasonable, but secretly character A is the only one they feel a spark with. the only one they feel excited to be around

“we should probably stop this” “yeah” … “we’re not going to though, right?” “oh absolutely not”

“nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore”

“you really are a fucking asshole aren’t you?” “yes, i believe that’s what’s on my resume”

“i hate you” “i know” “and that won’t change” “i know” “and you’re still okay with this?” no “yes”

“imagine a universe where we didn’t hate each other, that would be so-“ “boring?” “yeah! like imagine not bickering over tiny things, that’s no fun”

“she says we bicker like an old married couple”

talking with a friend; “you shouldn’t go there” “i know” “and you shouldn’t sleep with them” “i know” “it’s a bad idea” “i know” “well. will you?” “..yeah”

“i know we’re terrible for each other but every time i look at them it’s just like my brain flies out the window and my hormones take over”

“we’re broken up, it’s just two friends going out for drinks, okay?” ending up in one’s bed, but alright

“did you sleep together?” “noooo, i just-“ “tripped on a stone and accidentally dailed his number which magically led to you two meeting at a pub and you just magically teleported to your bedroom without your clothes on? yeah, thought so”

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cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu · 1 year

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Merlin: *slowly removing his neckerchief*

Arthur: *sending Merlin a scandalous look* What are you doing?

Merlin: *confused* Uh, removing my neckerchief?

Arthur: Why?

Merlin: Because I can?

Arthur: In public? In front of all these people!?

Merlin: ...yes?

Arthur: *grabs Merlin's arm* Not on my watch idiot. Let's go.

Arthur drags a confused Merlin towards the castle, muttering to himself like, "must protect smol idiot" and "indecent manservant behaviour, unbelievable."

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xblackreader · 9 months

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Attuma: I was not that drunk last night.

M’baku: You were flirting with Okoye.

Attuma: so? She’s my wife.

Shuri: You asked her if she was single.

Attuma:

Namor: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t.

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justiceforfoxface · 8 months

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OTP Prompts-Incorrect Quotes

Person A, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Person B. Person B: How did you do that without turning around? Person A: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Person A: You often use humor to deflect trauma Person B: Thank you Person A: I didn't say that was a good thing Person B: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Person A: Person B was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some. Person B: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Person A: Person B, you ate a chair.

— Person A: Is something burning? Person B: Just my love for you. Person A: Person B, the toaster is on fire.

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darkspringicicle · 2 years

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Porsche: C'mon Tankhun, nobody thinks Chay is my son

Tankhun *turns to the rest of the major and minor families plus their bodyguards*: Put your hand up if you thought Chay was Porsche’s son

Everyone: *Raises their hand*

Porsche: Chay! Put your hand down!

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thecupsmith · 2 years

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The mort-ifying ordeal of being known.

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im-not-projecting · 1 year

Conversation

person a: "b's full name"

person b: yes, my love?

person a: SHUT UP

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shigerussato · 1 year

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death-isnt-surprising · 1 year

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Peggy: I don't know what I'd do without you, Angie. Angie: Well, for starters, you'd have to cook your own dinner.

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anneofgreengablesincorrectquotes · 2 years

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Gilbert, to Anne: I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also I love you.

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possettethenotpoet · 2 years

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Ethan: Hey Benj?

Benji: *Stops typing on laptop* Hm?

Ethan: What color should I wear to the date this weekend?

Benji, confused and curious: Uh, dunno?

Ethan: Well we have to match, so what color is your suit?

Benji: ...hey Eth?

Ethan: Yeah?

Benji: Since when were we going to a date?

Ethan:

Ethan: Shit I forgot to ask you.

#benthan #mission impossible #benji dunn #ethan hunt #mi #benjithan #otp incorrect quotes #ethan being a wreck

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jasminesfury · 1 year

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first kiss prompts <3

feel free to use! tag me if you do

“FINALLY WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG”

“i’m so so sorry oh my god i should definitely not have done i’m so so sorry i-“ “name” “if you don’t even want to talk to me again i get i-“ “name” “i’m just so-” *pulls them by their shirt and kisses them again and the other character is like oh OH”

whispering “can i kiss you?” and the other character nodding vigorously

“that was..that was sudden” “yeah um..”

“i realise that i am clearly irresistible but..why did you choose to act on all the flirting now” “i…you look hot with that hair/your glasses on/ some other feature what can i say”

“wanna do it again?”

“should we like. talk about it” “aboutwhatnothingweirdhashappenedlatelywhathahaha- “ oh really? let me see if i can jog your memory”

“you’re..extremely red” “shut up” “like actually vermillion” “go to hell”

“are we about to kiss right now” as a joke, but then the other character actually leans in

“look since the events of last night i can safely say that i have discovered multiple new techniques to shut you up, and i am not afraid to use them”

hand placements jskwkhdjd

“this never happened” “consider it forgotten” proceeds to happen many times after

their friends being like “A and B sitting in a tre-“ “i swear to GOD-“

“i need to test out a theory” “..okay?” “i require your help” “how so” “you need to kiss me”

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cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu · 1 year

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Merlin: *giggling whilst walking into their camp* Yes, you're all very cute. I shall smuggle you lot home with me—

Arthur: *sitting near the campfire* I better not see you holding some wild animals.

Merlin: *freezes* Uh...

Arthur: *looks up with a disapproving stare*

Merlin: *hides two snowy rabbits and a baby owl under his tunic* Um, what if it's a tamed animal?

Arthur: *growls* Merlin!

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xblackreader · 5 months

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Attuma: my shining star, I have brought to you a friendship bracelet :)

Okoye: I thought we were ‘lovers’ in your big thick head?

attuma: fetal steps.

Okoye: you mean ‘baby steps’.

Attuma: that is what I said.

Okoye: well, that’s nice… I don’t usually wear jewelry…

Attuma: ah, I see. :/ You do not have to wear it-

Okoye: (snatches it) No, it’s mine. I’ll never take it off, whatever.

Attuma: :)

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neptoons1998 · 1 year

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Iconic duo

Riri: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Shuri: You and me!!! Riri, tearing up: Okay

#shuriri #shuri x riri williams #shuri udaku #riri williams #otp incorrect quotes

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darkspringicicle · 2 years

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Kinn *Walking in to a room with Porsche*: Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.

*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Vegas *Out of breath*: THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

#kinn theerapanyakul #kinnporsche #otp incorrect quotes #incorrect kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #otp #vegas theerapanyakul

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