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Writing popular posts on tumblr is easy watch this
“Nasty Hot Transgender Sex, Jesus style”
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Why does a great show such as Hazbin Hotel have to get a stupid immature fandom, who harass Valentino's voice actor and cosplayers, who play the ship police, and who gatekeep the show?
WHY?
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Ohh i'm sorry your last relationship didn't work out, how long were yall together? :)
We've been together for about 2 months
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Imagine:
You spent 2 days learning about 100 dates and 20 definitions for a test.
Now imagine you knew only 10 of the 30 dates that were in the test and no definition.
Just imagine.
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Tumblr ppl I need your help!
In my D&D campaign, I am a wood elf cleric (grave domain) of Shar.
I don't know who I want to fuck between Rani and Sara
Rani is a drow, and her protector is the very same dragon who killed my entire temple and family. She hates me bcz I'm a cleric of Shar and I hate her bcz she's judging me for that.
Sara is the dragon herself (we already met her in her human form). She had a good reason to be mad at my community, and she regrets what she's done. She is young for a dragon.
So
I know I could do both but I'm not sure I want. I'm searching for a serious monogamous and exclusive relationship.
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Unpopular opinion but short jokes are so stupid, lazy, uncreative and not funny.
Basically the same level as "ur mom lol".
Like waw, do you want applause because you have eyes?
It's so easy to say "you're short", when people tell me this I automatically put them in the same category as people who make ur mom jokes.
Be a bit challenging in your jokes, ffs! Jokes are supposed to be funny. Next time someone says "You're short", I will reply with the same basic statement about their appearance. "you're blonde", "you're fat", "you're tall". It's just as funny as that.
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Hello, are you dating anyone? :)
Hi anon!
I have been single for 2 months now :)
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Istg, my Russian teacher's legs were looking so good in those tights, but today is interational women's rights day.
I stared the most respectfully I could.
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I'm now restraining myself to shout myself hoarse the lyrics of a song because I'm in the uni library
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Hi Carterwood fans!
If you follow me for my Season 3, I can give you the vibe of it.
Peggy: I love you so
Dottie: please let me go...
Interpret it as you want
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Be careful who you call ugly in middle school
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To prove to you I haven't abandoned season 3 idea
Snippets time!
At first I wanted to give a long paragraph, but I think this gives the idea of this season 3. (and anyway, a long paragraph would've spoiled everything lol).
There is no context, no event, nothing (it's just a reply) but still, if you don't want to get spoiled, don't read it.
“I don’t know, Peg… It’s easier to be a tool.”
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What gift could Ciri make for Vernon on Valentine's Day?
Hi, anon.
I don't ship Ciri and Roche. I don't do straight.
This said, she could give him a sword, a dagger, or any weapon. I think it's Ciri style...
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No one:
French people at parties: *play music about a girl who died of cancer*
*play music about a man who lost his father in a genocide*
#We certainly know how to party#If you are interested in the music#It's Marcia Baila by Rita Mitsouko#And Papaoutai by stromae
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The orc Paladin: "I hit very hard."
The halfling rogue: "I'm sneaky and dangerous."
The tiefling sorcerer: "I cast spells to destroy my enemies."
Me, an elf (half banshee) cleric: "... I... I can scream? Very loud?"
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