#and then we take a nap all day bc that sounds epic
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This idea just hit me like a train. How would twst boys react to WAP from Cardi B?? 😂😂😂
I'm trying to ignore the fact that I might've never discovered WAP without this request...🗿
Warning(s): What should I even tag as the warning idkk ckcjxjsjsjdjdjck- Mentions of WAP's lyrics, mentions of nsfw, Warning for Idia's part bc I think it went a bit too far-
Riddle Rosehearts
Heard of this song named WAP being trending between students -> Searched it up -> Riddle:... Riddle: *Turns off his phone*
Bans WAP from the whole Heartslabyul afterwards, and every student found listening to it will have to face Riddle's: "NOOOOOOO- NO WAP IN THIS HOUSEHOLD - GO TO HORNY JAIL OFF WITH YOUR HEADS YOU UNWORTHY CREATURES- "
Trey Clover
Searches: "What does WAP mean?" before wards and after reading the search results he decides that he doesn't really need to listen to the song itself anymore.
He just clears his browsing history and returns to baking cakes. Nothing has happened, he knows nothing.
Cater Diamond
He is the guy making those "Night raven college react to WAP!!" videos on magicam. His reaction videos get over 100k views and people from all over the Twisted Wonderland start following this dork for them.
Who cares about the WAP itself? As long as he can gain followers over these videos he doesn't care how the song is supposed to be.
But at last Riddle discovers his videos by finding other dorms' students laughing over them and forces him to take them down💀 Man, Riddle really did ruin his once-in-a-life time chance for becoming popular.
Ace Trappola and Deuce Spade
Riddle has banned WAP Heartslabyul so they're going to illegally listen to it. It was Ace's fault though, Deuce is innocent.
Ace searchs up the music video, Deuce just sees the thumbnail and tells Ace that he doesn't think that this is going to be a good idea but Ace cuts him off by asking him not to be such a chicken-
Though they had to stop because Deuce was all shaky and embarrassed after just 20 seconds :"Stop this-STOP THIS- I CAN'T DO THIS- WE'RE STILL TOO YOUNG" and Ace had to stop to shut Deuce because they could've gotten caught at any second because of his unholy screams.
[a few minutes later...]
Deuce: It was saying DOORS in this house
Ace: Bruh what the- we both know it was saying Wh*res.
Deuce: Y-you dirty minded bastard!! It was clearly saying doors in this house!
Ace: Why the hell would they say doors in this house!??? It was wh*res!
Deuce: Doors!
Ace: WH*RES
Deuce: DOORS
Ace: WH*RES
Deuce: DOOOOORRRSSSSSSSSS
Leona Kingscholar
See he might be a jerk but he hasn't yet gotten to the level of appreciating this way of presenting women in songs-
He's just going to pretend that WAP doesn't exist,but most of the Savanaclaw on the other hand are going wild because with WAP, now he can't even take a peaceful nap without WAP being looped in his brain.
Ruggie Bucchi
WAP isn't beyond his power, he's handled stronger songs.✨ He'd regularly rap WAP in public when he's feeling like it.
Now he goes around to recommend WAP to naïve students and taint their virginity by making them listen to WAP without knowing what it is-
Jack Howl
Catches Ace and Deuce listening to WAP and ends up listening to it because of them. He doesn't knpw what to say...
He isn't mad, just disappointed. Disappointed parent noises. Out of all these students, why should he best buddies which these two?
Time to drag Ace and Deuce to a corner and give them a long speech on why young men their age need to be focusing on mastering skills and achieving success through these golden years instead of violating rules and tainting their pure minds.
"Trappola-kun, Spade-kun, you've greatly disappointed me. You need to be more mindful of your actions as fellow freshmen of night raven college. Is this how the future's great magicians are going to be? How do you think your parents would feel about this new habit of yours? Have you thought of how despicable women are being presented through such songs? Are you going to support such a taboo message toward ladies?"
And Ace and Deuce end up having to listen to him and think of their bad actions for the rest of the day...
Azul Ashengrotto
[Before listening to WAP]: He hears of this WAP song being super trending between students. What might it secret be? What kind of magic would make a simple song so hecking popular? He has to find out.
Azul thinks that by learning WAP's ways, he might be able to produce songs that are even better for mostrolounge and even start his very own music company! But before that he needs to listen to wap itself...
[After listening to WAP]: ...He discovers what kind of magic is making it so popular, but decides that it'd be better for him take a step back from the world of music for now. Yes, he's traumatized
Floyd Leech
"Hey hey koooeeebiii chaaannnn have you seen my new dance~?" ah yes, he's got the WAP dance and he's proud of it. These are the time when he's genuinely thankful for getting to have human legs.
But the WAP dance isn't his only target, he realizes that Jamil doesn't seem to want Kalim to know anything about WAP, but thankfully, Floyd is going to be kind enough to bless the young Kalim with his wealthy knowledge on WAP. ✨
Jade Leech
"My...my...that was savage," Jade is amazed, it's quite wonderful how these fragile creatures can go from Micheal Jackson's smooth criminal to WAP in a matter of years.
He's still having trouble keeping up with latest human trends and popular songs but, he's slowly liking humans a lot more than before. These creatures have already reached the level to make put p*rn in music, impressive.
Kalim Al Asim
He hears students whispering about an epic song named WAP during the classes, and of course he'd be intrigued!
He looks up the song but Jamil has already blocked his access to any sources that he might find WAP in, yet Floyd was kind enough to lend Kalim his phone to let him listen to this masterpiece. Later on, Floyd tells him about the WAP dance and bam, Kalim is addicted.
"Everyone watch me! I've got the WAP!"
Poor Jamil doesn't know which is worse, having Kalim signing it loudly in the dorm or watching him showing off his skills in that WAP dance in public. It's time for Jamil to go on a long, long trip and never come back until Kalim graduates from this school.
Jamil Viper
Listens to WAP once, is going to spend the rest of his life pretending that he has never heard or watched it. The most ironic part about it is how he watches the music video instead of just listening to the song and...the snakes. Good lord the snakes- He isn't sure if he likes snakes anymore.
The snakes part seriously traumatizes him but not like Kalim does when he asks Jamil to learn him the WAP dance. And heck no Jamil isn't going to learn him how to dance like a wh*re. At this point, he decides to deny WAP's whole existence.
Kalim: At least tell me what a WAP is!
Jamil:
Jamil: Worship and prayer.
Vil Schoenheit
Hasn't listened to WAP and refuses to do so. He's got standards.
Rook Hunt
"Bravo!!! These Mademoiselles have taken the art of music to a whole nother level! Beaute! 100 points! 💯" (...what else did you expect him to say?)
Just as always, no one can really tell if Rook really liked it or not but from the way he acts he seems to be... intrigued. Apparently WAP starts to get too famous in school and Rook would always be the first one to find out if a student is secretly listening to WAP in public, so he doesn't mind popping up and reminding the students not to listen to such a potentially stimulating song so carelessly: "Monsieur (x), it's adorable to see you appreciating such a glorious piece of art in this lovely day, but I don't think that all of these students staring at us right now are yet prepared for such a beauty,"
Epel Felmier
He just asked Ace for some music that'll make him sound more badass and Ace gave him the WAP:
Epel listening to WAP be like:😳😶😨😕😭
His face is redder than a tomato after the first 30 seconds of WAP, but Ace tells him that he'd be the bravest human being ever if he takes the urge to listen to this in front of teachers.
Tries to dance to WAP and make a video with it to upload on magicam, but Vil catches him in the middle of process.💀💀💀 The video turned out pretty good though. It looks just like a mother (Ehm- Vil) getting into her child's room (Epel-) and finding them doing some crazy shit.
Idia Shroud
He's the silent and seemingly shy dude who's listening to WAP in the highest volume under those head phones during classes.
Divus Crewel: CaF2(s) + Br2(ℓ) → CaBr2(s) + F2(g)...
Inside Idia's headphones: " ~ Wh*res in this house~ there some wh*res in this house~ there some wh*res in this house~ there some wh*res in this house~"
Bonus: He once forgets to connect his headphones to his tablet before playing WAP:
[Wap is being played at max volume inside Trein's class]
Idia: *Thinks that the sound is coming from his head phones*
The classroom: "Beat it up, n*gga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this p**sy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card"
Trein: 😳
Students: 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Crowley about to jump down: 🤭
Idia still not realizing what the hell is going on: 'Lucy lucy baby~ hihihi- wait- why they all staring at me now...? Did they hear me internally flirt with Lucius?'
No need to say what happened to Idia after this...
Ortho Shroud
No WAP for him. You may find him reacting to "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands" if you're interested.🗿
Malleus Draconia
Thank goodness he just finds the censored version of WAP... Listens to the whole song, but doesn't understand most of the lyrics. The "Put this cookie right in your face" part confuses him the most, he doesn't get it. Why would you put a cookie in your face? Is this something humans usually to do with their desserts? Like, would they put ice cream in their faces too?
Virgin dragon keeps on asking people, including Lilia, to tell him what it means to put a cookie in one's face, yet no one seems to give him any proper answers ):
Perhaps human music just isn't his thing, he's getting back to sad violin noises which he listens to when he isn't invited.
Lilia Vanrouge
WAP go brrrrrrr. Our sassy grandpa is legit in love with this piece of gold and all of the humans for achieving such a glory. The beat is superb and the lyrics are: Delicious, motivational and creatively written.
Even better, WAP has an unofficial but smexy dance too. Old man Lilia is never too old for performing a sexy physically challenging dance.
You can now hear savage rock sounds combined with WAP playing in the background coming from his room when he's vibing in the afternoon.
(I can totally see him wearing a neko maiden costume while dancing to WAP and you can't tell me otherwise)
Silver
Finds WAP in papa Lilia's playlist...
Silver:
Silver:
Sebek Zigvolt
Sweet mother of love Sebek feels like listening to WAP has taken his virginity away-
He is a good boy, no, he once was a good boy. He's no longer the worthy man he used to be now that this unholy song has tainted his soul.
Legit feels guilty and and sinful after WAP, so you can find him praying for forgiveness to that Malleus portrait in his room every night.
"Oh young master forgive my thoughtless deeds, I beg for your mercy upon me now that I've sinned..."
Dire Crowley
Not saying that a drag Queen Crowley dancing to WAP would be a thing, but a drag Queen Crowley dancing to WAP would be a thing- Everyone bow down to the Headmaster, the most gracious of them all 😩😩😩👌🏻
Please, don't blame him. Birby is under too much of pressure after the very recent overblot cases and he needs a way to let go of the stress😔😔😔
Sam
Is illegally selling copies of the WAP because most of the dorms had blocked access to this song for the students...
"Helloooooo little demons I've got the WAP! In stuck now-"
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#malleus draconia#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#Jamil Viper#kalim al asim#Azul Ashengrotto#jade leech#Floyd Leech#leona kingscholar#riddle rosehearts#Deuce spade#rook hunt#Dire Crowley
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my fic masterlist
decided to do this for my own sake more than anyone else’s because sometimes I have to make sure the idea I get at 3am isn’t one I’ve already written hehe. anyway, a lot of these are on my ao3, but I’m also going to try and track down some of my TuMbLr-eXcLuSiVe fics, too. I’ll update this as often as I remember (so, uhhh–)
In-Progress: Not On A Consistent Updating Schedule Bc Abi is a Mess ™
midst of the mind – Anakin has always had a pretty good understanding of his feelings, even if he's not particularly disciplined in acting on them. But things surrounding the Chancellor seem to be off and Anakin's determined to get to the bottom of it. With a little help from his friends.(or: fix-it ROTS fic where Ani, Obi, and Padmé take down the Chancellor one fake smile and late-night tea party at a time)
evermore – "dreamscapes and tragedies and epic tales of love lost and found" within the lives of our favourite space fam. (or: TAYLOR SWIFT LITERALLY OWNS MY SOUL, OKAY?) (unrelated one-shots based on taylor swift songs ha)
filling the gaps – after the horror of Naboo, Obi-Wan has flipped from Padawan to having a Padawan in a matter of hours and he's not sure how much longer he can pretend like he's okay. thankfully, this one spunky youngling who keeps popping up in the corners of his life seems to know what to do. (or: baby!Soka unknowingly helps new Knight!Kenobi figure things out and braids his hair along the way)
Obi-Wan & Ahsoka: Best Father-Daughter Duo In The Galaxy According To Me (because let’s be honest...that’s why I’m here) (tagged: #obi & soka)
filling the gaps – *in-progress multi-chapter* after the horror of Naboo, Obi-Wan has flipped from Padawan to having a Padawan in a matter of hours and he's not sure how much longer he can pretend like he's okay. thankfully, this one spunky youngling who keeps popping up in the corners of his life seems to know what to do. (or: baby!Soka unknowingly helps new Knight!Kenobi figure things out and braids his hair along the way)
playing catch – Ahsoka finds an old friend on Tatooine and has lots of questions. they cry a lot. obi-wan tells some white lies. they get the hugs they need. (Obi-Wan & Ahsoka reunite on Tatooine)
all too young – during a bout of insomnia while on Onderon, Ahsoka gets some advice and insight about her Master. (or Obi-Wan hears Ahsoka laugh for the first time and they get to have a snuggle and he absolutely spends the entire next day training the rebels trying not to cry thinking about it every dang time he sees her.)
hologram heart-to-hearts – we see Obi-Wan and Ahsoka have a conversation via hologram in the final season of tcw, but what if there had been...more?(three-parter) (basically Obi and Soka keep in touch after she leaves the Order and there’s...a lot of emotions involved)
little love – a sort of follow-up to hologram heart-to hearts; Ahsoka sticks her nose into the wrong Alliance meeting and discovers a certain Jedi is alive and on Tatooine of all places, so she places a long-distance call.
bad days – Ahsoka tries to squeeze out of her Grand Master exactly what happened on Mortis. and, as always, Obi-Wan is powerless to deny her anything, no matter how painful that truth may be.
sleeping with monsters – Ahsoka is having a hard time sleeping after her time on Felucia, so Obi-Wan offers a solution.
chance meeting – Obi-Wan is up late researching for his Master in the archives when a certain sneeze–and pair of big blue eyes–catch his attention.
‘drooping eyelids’ prompt fill – Ahsoka and Obi-Wan have a conversation about attachment while Anakin’s missing. they (plus Anakin) get some platonic cuddles.
‘dancing’ prompt fill – they attend a senatorial gala without Anakin because he’s feeling grumpy grump after deception arc fall-out. Obi realises that there are still things to be thankful for.
sorrow – Ahsoka feels the full weight of loss as she clutches her Grand Master’s dead body. (deception arc FEELS!!!!)
‘I do not pretend to set people right, but I do see they are often wrong’ prompt fill – *trigger warning: death of children; Obi comforts Ahsoka after they witness an atrocity of the highest order.
the silence between — Ahsoka gets assigned to the 212th as her Master recovers. Unwanted quality time with her Grand Master doesn’t go as planned.
untitled ‘Obi & Ani role reversal au’ ficlet — Padawan Obi-Wan pays a visit to his best pal Ahsoka in the crèche.
‘falling asleep on each other’s shoulder’ prompt fill – the summary says it all. fluff!
'I don’t wanna die’ – Obi-Wan comforts Ahsoka in her pain. *tw: implied major character death
‘I made tea’ – Anakin is off-world so it’s up to Obi-Wan to take care of his sick grand-padawan.
sorry for the soup – post-deception arc. Ahsoka stops by Obi-Wan’s quarters to check-in.
Obi-Wan & Anakin: The Early Years (tagged: #obi & ani)
figuring it out – Anakin learns waking Obi-Wan up can sometimes be a good thing and Obi-Wan learns that maybe everything's going to be okay. (padawan!ani & new dad knight!kenobi)
if I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more – Anakin overhears a conversation he wasn’t meant to hear and lashes out in response. lots of hurt is uncovered and Obi-Wan hears some hard truths from his Padawan. angst, angst, angst...but with a hug.
reading lessons – the team takes a trip to the archives to find some reading material. Anakin is adorably insecure.
cold – Obi-Wan and Anakin have their first solo mission, but in typical Kenobi & Skywalker fashion, it does not go as planned. Exasperated Obi-Wan and Won't-Shut-Up Anakin are put to the test by deep space and a completely out-of-fuel ship. (or some more fluff where padawan!ani and new knight!kenobi get to try and figure out how the heck this master-padawan thing WORKS. hint: it's not easy!)
playing hooky – angel baby Anakin breaks Obi-Wan's heart and it's not for the last time...womp wooooomp.
like you – sweet, angel baby Ani gives himself a haircut and Obi-Wan deals with the aftermath. (I’m copying and pasting most of these summaries directly from ao3 and cracking up because I called Anakin a sweet angel baby in two in a ROW hahah)
fun? – the Jedi Council gives Obi-Wan his newest orders as a young Jedi Knight and he struggles to understand them. he was instructed to take his new Padawan and...have...fun?
go away/please stay – Obi-Wan has been disappearing for solo missions more and more often and Anakin's starting to wonder if it's more than just on request of the Council. (or: can you say TEEN ANGST!)
‘forehead kisses’ prompt fill – Anakin stumbles upon his Master having quite the nightmare, so he handles it the way his mom always handled his own nightmares. with patience and affection.
unnamed NAP TIME fic – Obi-Wan gets home from a solo mission early to find his bed occupied.
‘sweets’ prompt fill – Anakin gets a little ambitious with his choco-ball indulgence.
‘fuzzy socks’ prompt fill – years after arriving at the Temple, Anakin still hasn’t quite adjusted to the cold. Obi-Wan gets him a gift to help. (really just an excuse for some obi ani banter)
‘snowball fight’ prompt fill – Anakin takes his boredom to the next level, much to his Master’s chagrin.
untitled Anakin sickfic bc I’m not feeling very creative right now – the team goes on a mission but Anakin gets sick. Obi-Wan is ultimate mother hen and Anakin makes an observation.
got germs – sickficlet where both of our best boys are sick.
you’re okay – just some classic protective parent!Obi-Wan and teenaged son!Anakin post disaster.
‘you lied to me’ – angstpril day 13. Anakin really wants to go to Ilum and make his lightsaber...but is met with disappointment.
random sickfic – because we all know Anakin is the most annoying sick person in the world.
don’t struggle – the ship is crashing, as usual. but this time, Anakin’s seatbelt is stuck. *tw: implied major character deaths
relic – sith!Obi au. *tw: major character death
aspectabund – Anakin’s eyes betray him and his Master.
Obi-Wan & Anakin: Brotp But Also Idiots Who Don’t Know How To Communicate (still tagged #obi & ani)
define ‘attachment’ – while the dads esteemed Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker wait for Ahsoka to wake up, they talk about attachment, worry, and that time Ani caused an accidental security breech at the Temple.
favourites – Obi-Wan has been tasked with telling Anakin of his special assignment to keep an eye on the Chancellor, but he gets sappy and sentimental in the process because these conversations are hard.
after all these years – Obi-Wan tries to talk to Anakin, but it doesn't go well. does this sound familiar OR WHAT? (post-decpetion arc angst)
brilliant – Anakin is having a difficult time adjusting to his new mechno-arm for one very specific reason. (the boys communicate properly in this one and even get a hug as a treat!)
sober words said aloud – Anakin's meeting with the Council is interrupted by his highly intoxicated–and wildly affectionate–Master. (crack fic turned fluff)
‘you’ve been crying, I can tell’ prompt fill – Anakin makes the mistake of checking in on his Master after a particularly grueling mission. it doesn’t go well. (or: Obi-Wan loses his sh!t)
going somewhere? – Obi-Wan catches Anakin on his way out for a midnight rendezvous with a certain Senator. Anakin makes a quick decision and chooses Obi-Wan. sweet words are exchanged on a sentimental walk.
shaking hands – in the immediate wake of Ahsoka’s departure form the order, Anakin...isn’t okay. Obi-Wan tries to do something about it. (post S5 angst)
untitled platonic tired cuddles/back scratching fic – Anakin resorts to an old tactic to make his Master rest.
sun shine on – Obi-Wan and Anakin take a little trip to Tatooine to visit Shmi’s grave. (post-ROTS fix-it au of sorts)
pushing it too far — Obi-Wan calls Anakin for some help when he takes ‘intel’ too seriously and ends up drunk on a street in lower-level Coruscant.
whump prompt fill – Obi-Wan looks after Anakin after a near-miss. They talk.
‘was it another premonition?’ – Obi-Wan dreams of Luke. He wakes up to Anakin.
post-mortis angst – Anakin remembers. *tw: implied suicidal thoughts
angstpril: ‘you have to let me go’ – Anakin and Obi-Wan are stuck in a pit. only one of them can make it out alive. *tw: implied major character death
role model – post-deception angst. Obi and Ani talk. it doesn’t go well.
here either way – conversations about mental health. *tw: panic attack
hiraeth – Obi-Wan walks alone. *post ROTS
Anakin & Ahsoka: Dream Team Sharing One Single Brain Cell (tagged: #snips & skyguy or (for the really angsty) #its crying about snips & skyguy hours)
that one person – (my first fic!) Anakin gets assigned to lecture a class of younglings, but he's not the only one who doesn't want to be there.or Ahsoka Tano is done with Jedi sh!t and tries to leave, but this time it's just a classroom and not the entire Order and there's a lot less tears and pain.
define ‘attachment’ – while the dads esteemed Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker wait for Ahsoka to wake up, they talk about attachment, worry, and that time Ani caused an accidental security breech at the Temple.
here and now – the Force has tried to swallow Ahsoka Tano three times. it's hard to be the last one standing. (or Ahsoka feels the death of three important men in her life and is tired of being left behind) *tw: major character deaths (canon compliant and not depicted, only mentioned)
whumptober: crying – Anakin comforts a distraught Ahsoka after her disaster mission over Ryloth.
reaching out – Anakin is always there...until he’s not. Ahsoka reflects on how different it is fighting and living without Anakin at her side. (angst)
help would come – Anakin and Ahsoka get stuck on an ice planet and things get dire. I chalked this full of parallels to the final conversation between Ani and Luke bc I love pain, I guess?
whump: ‘i’ve got you’ – Anakin pulls Ahsoka from a nightmare.
zen!Anakin ficlet — Ahsoka visits Anakin in his new job as Galaxy’s #1 Dad (well Plo Koon still exists so maybe #1.5?).
right as rain – Ahsoka insists she is fine when she is distinctly not.
snoozeville – Anakin and a few boys of the 501st find their Commander catching some extra z’s.
stitching up – Ahsoka performs some in-the-moment surgery for Anakin and he tries not to scream. *tw: field surgery
‘platonic spooning’ prompt fill – do I need a summary after that?
sad hours: dancing – Anakin and Ahsoka dance in the aftermath of tragedy.
rainy ending given to a perfect day – Anakin and Ahsoka take a trip into downtown Coruscant.
Anakin and Padmé: Abi Tries and fails To Write Romance (tagged: #anidala)
not enough – Anakin has a hard time with the Mortis fall-out. Padmé doesn’t know how to help someone who doesn’t want it. some painful connections between Ahsoka and Shmi are made. (angst, no happy ending, trouble in paradise)
I will not have this baby in a jail cell – some fluff, some crack, some Anakin-being-so-proud-of-his-badass-wife.
marcid – domestic fluff in which Padmé almost shoots him. ha. oops!
rubatosis – angsty anidala hours. Anakin can’t go to sleep.
Obi-Wan and Satine: Abi Tries and fails some more To Write Romance (tagged #obitine)
don’t go – Obi-Wan makes a choice. *year on the run timeline
that’s mine – some happiness AU obitine. waking up next to each other. laughing. all the sappy stuff.
accidental keldabe kiss – all the ridiculous tropes I love with our favourite pining idiots. it’s the ‘kiss me so they don’t see us!’ trope!!!! *year on the run timeline
you’re shaking – Satine knows Obi-Wan more than he’d like. *year on the run
Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, Rex, Padmé: Space Found Family In Whatever Form It Comes
here and now – the Force has tried to swallow Ahsoka Tano three times. it's hard to be the last one standing. (or Ahsoka feels the death of three important men in her life and is tired of being left behind) *tw: major character deaths (canon compliant and not depicted, only mentioned)
i want your midnights – the gang attends a New Year's banquet (read: party) and Padmé surprises them all with her midnight kiss.
evermore – "dreamscapes and tragedies and epic tales of love lost and found" within the lives of our favourite space fam. (or: TAYLOR SWIFT LITERALLY OWNS MY SOUL, OKAY?) (unrelated one-shots based on taylor swift songs ha)
flair for dramatics – when the gang gets their ship stranded on a desert planet, Anakin and Ahsoka get creative as they try to keep spirits up and minds off the sweltering heat. Obi-Wan questions his sanity. (crack fic turned fluff)
nothing a cup of tea can’t fix – when Anakin shows up to Obi-Wan's quarters in the middle of the night, the Jedi Master knows something has gone awry. answering Anakin's desperate cry for help, Obi-Wan is reminded of how very, very prone to dramatics his former Padawan and Grand Padawan are. (or: Ahsoka gets sick and Anakin flips his shit.) (sickfic)
in the sandstorm – when Tatooine's weather takes a turn for the worst, Ben Kenobi finds a young boy in need of shelter and some lessons on how wonderful his dad had been. (luke and obi-wan hurt/comfort)
remembering hurts – Rex and Ahsoka strive to survive on the snowy moon in the days after Order 66. tensions are high and emotions are volatile.
balter – disaster trio dances at a senatorial ball.
reunion – au where Anakin doesn’t completely turn to the dark side but everything up to and including Mustafar (except for the last like...five minutes) happens. Padmé has the twins, Obi-Wan is overwhelmed, Anakin is a mess. they’re happy...or at least, they will be soon.
‘cookies’ prompt fill – disaster trio makes cookies for the crechelings for Life Day. (just fluff and banter)
first ever codywan! – Cody does some bedside vigil for a hurt Obi-Wan. :’)
transponster – disaster trio is tired and delusional. Rex and Cody want Jedi to have some kriffing self-preservation.
one final salute — Obi-Wan and Cody get trapped. Obi-Wan’s luck is running out. (angst? angst.)
codywan whump – Cody saves Obi-Wan’s life. again. (more fluff than whump)
girls’ night – Ahsoka hangs out with her mom pal Padmé.
driving lessons – Obi-Wan and Anakin teach Ahsoka to drive. ha.
affectionate obi – the kids get Obi-Wan a puppy. fluff!
sorry I don’t speak idiot – Rex and Fives deal with a drunk Echo :’)
post deception disaster trio sadness – Ahsoka tries to keep Obi-Wan company in the aftermath of Rako Hardeen...but Anakin isn’t playing nice.
verklempt – Ahsoka and Yoda talk about being chosen. and Ahsoka finds out maybe she hasn’t been left behind afterall. *pre-TCW
apricity – disaster trio have a picnic at the temple! just pure fluff.
pyrrhic – codywan but make it angsty. some battles are won at too great a cost.
disaster trio sickfic – two Jedi dads and their (sick) daughter :’)
‘you’ve been here this whole time?’ – newlyweds anidala (but shh, Obi-Wan doesn’t know that! yes he does, everyone does.) are there when Obi-Wan wakes up and he ownders just what he did to get so lucky.
Febuwhump 2021: A Foray into Hurting the Characters I Love the Most
mind control – Anakin’s narrative as he fights Ahsoka on Mortis. sad boy hours. a lot of insecurity happening here.
‘I can’t take this anymore’ – during the Obitine (plus third-wheel Qui-Gon) year on the run, Satine gets tired of Obi-Wan trying to die for her. a bit hurt/comfort, a lot sappy.
imprisonment – on their first mission together, Obi & Ani get captured. Anakin learns how Obi-Wan feels about tight spaces.
coma – post deception arc. Obi-Wan goes into a coma after a particularly intense conversation with Anakin. Anakin tells Obi’s unconscious body how he’s feeling. angst, angst, angst. there’s your warning.
‘take me instead’ – Anakin escorts Padmé on a diplomatic mission but things get dicey and quick decisions must be made. Anakin isn’t the only one in this relationship willing to be an idiot for the sake of *love.* (or: another attempt to write Anidala in a convincing way because they give me a tough! time! so this time make it...dangerous)
insomnia – Anakin overhears a late night holo-call and learns that his Master has a...friend that is a girl???? and is pretty???? but also that his Master may need some fixing and he thinks he may just be the nine-year-old for the job.
poisoning – Ahsoka gets drugged and Anakin gets...er...angry. (read: dark)
‘hey, hey, this is no time to sleep’ – as Ahsoka and Anakin wait for help, Anakin tells a story. an ancient monster in the heart of Tatooine...waiting for it's day of reckoning. (or: Ahsoka gets dehydrated and Anakin can't deny his hurting sister/padawan anything so he talks a little bit about home.)
buried alive – Anakin reflects on some things as his Padawan tries to rescue him from the rubble. angst!!!!!!!!!
‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know’ – the Council loses a planet and Obi & Ani get tasked with finding it, but after nine hyperspace jumps and a painful discovery, Obi-Wan teaches his former Padawan one more lesson. (or: the boys talk about failure and feelings when Obi-Wan finds out Anakin's mechno-arm has been causing pain for a couple years)
hallucinations – Ahsoka tries to fix things. it doesn’t work. (post-order 66) angst
‘who are you?’ – Anakin and Ahsoka rescue Obi-Wan, but things aren’t okay and Obi-Wan doesn’t recognise Anakin. (or: Obi is tortured for information about the fall of the Republic before it happens and goes a bit mad bc of it)
‘I didn’t mean it’ – Obi-Wan learns how cold and unfeeling his young Padawan thinks he is and has a rough day. angst
burned – Anakin mourns the loss of his Padawan in a tactile way. Obi-Wan watches. (or: Anakin throws Ahsoka’s Padawan beads into a fire)
‘I wish I have never given you a chance’ – Obi-Wan is reminded of his own incompetence through a vision form his old master.
you have to let me go – Ahsoka has one heirloom: a hologram of her old master as a padawan. but it’s time to let the past go and step into the future, with help from an old friend.
#my fic#maybe I'll go give creative names to some of these prompt request fills someday but#probably not#anyway I definitely should have been doing things other than making this tonight but HERE WE ARE#:)#also at the time of me typing this I have 49 fics listed on here#which is so crazy to me#bc I just started writing in september and if you had told me I would have 50 fics in five months I would have laughed at you#and its so fun and cringey to look back at some of these#its only been a few months but my writing has CHANGED#(hopefully for the better?)#anyway yay! an organised archive!#sw fanfiction
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ADHD STUDY TIPS
I have adhd. I'm taking all online classes this semester for college. Somehow, I'm not failing. Here's what I do that works for me!
1. I have an alarm that makes me do math every morning to turn it off, it's called Alarmy! 📚
2. It also plays a different loud sound every day from random-- I have several hundred(?) ringtones downloaded from Zedge, things like songs from shows I like or Pokemon cries or MBMBAM lines, and this helps me wake up to a different sound I'm bound to like which my brain can't get used to (and then ignore). I highly suggest godzilla roars if you need to be startled awake. 📚
3. This is SUPER HARD but I always try to force myself to sit up in bed when I'm turning off my alarm or checking my phone or whatever, so I'm not tempted to pass out again. I also like to get up and loudly tell my cats "good morning" so I wake us both up 📚
4. PLEASE STOP EATING CEREAL AND BAGELS AND STUFF. You would not BELIEVE the difference it makes when you eat things like fruits and eggs in the morning. NO MORE 10AM NAPS, I'M WATCHING YOU 📚
5. I literally schedule in Duolingo time. If you aren't learning a language you can do some other enriching activity like this, idk. I force myself to do it on my computer, not phone, so I can't lay down in bed when I'm doin it. I have a 101-day streak!! 📚
6. ik this isn't available to everyone but SPACE MATTERS SO MUCH!! I got a gaming desk that we put in our living room and I do ALL of my homework there. I also got a second monitor for my laptop with is SOOOO important if you're multitasking (and we all are, bc we're adhders ibdusvcjkn) 📚
7. HAND WRITE YOUR NOTES!!! I know this is super hard for many people-- I have carpal tunnel so I get it lmao. If you can't, at least type them. YOU THINK YOU CAN MEMORIZE INFO BUT YOU'RE WRONG!! Please write as much as you can i swear it will change ur life 📚
8. COLOURED! PENS!!! These changed the game for me y'all. I take all my notes in at least 2 colours, and I cycle through them a lot. My favs are Pilot Frixions because u can erase them :) (the highlighters are epic too) 📚
9. Make your space fun, but NOT DISTRACTING. I have a plant (his name is Yoshi) and a desk Godzilla (his name is Godzilla) on my desk, but they're out of the way so I can't zone out starin at em. But also, when I'm bored outta my gourd, I can smile at Yoshi and tell him how my day is goin :] 📚
10. SNACKING BAD *BUT*... sometimes i do it anyway... i try to associate certain foods with subjects, like I eat cocoa M&Ms (which are awesome) when I'm reading my Kaqchikel textbook. On the upside, I think it helps me recall Kaqchikel better? but also the language makes me crave mnms adkldigurvn 📚
11. LISTEN TO... CERTAIN MUSIC. I have learned that music with words, even in LANGS I DO NOT KNOW, is HELL for my adhd. Right now I'm listening to stuff like "Pokemon and Chill" (lofi album on YT), Studio Ghibli violin covers, and Night on Bald Mountain 5x on repeat ibjnvc.... I highly suggest songs/videos that are, like, 20+ minutes or else you'll get distracted with the constant change. Also, that No One's Around To Help 1hr vid is REALLY REPETITIVE and therefore PERFECT for when I'm reading textbooks. 📚
12. EVERY NIGHT... i make a super detailed timetable schedule for the next day, down to the half hour. I don't always follow it but it's a really good reminder of what I gotta do. I write it on a whiteboard but sometimes I also write it on a sticky note and on social media so I don't forget. To do lists are so epic you guys 📚
13. THIS HAS SAVED MY L I F E: at the beginning of the semester I looked at ALL of my syllabi and wrote down EVERY daily task, test, homework, etc BY DATE. this is essentially a premade to do list EVERY DAY for MONTHS and oh my gosh it is the best thing I have ever done. 📚
14. I use the Forest app to track my productivity AND lock me out of apps ndsjv... podomoro timers work well too!!! 📚
15. Ok so for me this is like... a religious thing bc my Patron (my God) is a deity of fire AND working, but I like to light a candle (scented like FALL!!) and do a little prayer on it and I have it next to me when I'm workin on terrible, terrible homework. It helps me feel like my Patron is here with me, but also it’s GREAT for grounding and I can just kinda. Stare blankly at the flame and then get back to tryin to focus. 📚
16. Please drink water lmao, to make sure I drink enough I set little goals like "take a sip after every paragraph you read" 📚
17. Each of my classes has a different coloured notebook which I'm consistent with! Like, all my German notebooks through the years have been green! Also I take notes w green pens a lot in Deutsch 📚
18. HELLA STICKY NOTES... I put em on the bottom of my monitor, on a shelf by my desk, in my books as bookmarks (bad idea lol), on Yoshi. When I wanna go look up something random but I need to focus, I like to write it down on sticky notes to look at later. 📚
19. I'm the most annoying student ever. I like to do a bunch of assignments at once so I don't have to budget my time later, so I'll turn in like 5 things in an hour and then NOTHING for a week. ALSO i email my teachers constantly if I have any questions at all. I work at a pace that works for me!!! 📚
20. I turn off my sound on my phone until I'm done with work bc otherwise I WILL open that notification 📚
22. I make a loooot of chai (and also some overpriced herbal teas). It makes me feel fancy, it's better for me than coffee, and it helps me ground and focus! Plus it's a samefood! 📚
23. Hyperfixating on classic literature would be awesome, except I'm hyperfixating on Gothic and I'm taking a lit class for More Than Just Gothic. But I'm figuring out ways to connect them, which is really helpful, cause I get to enjoy my hyperfixation while learning for school! PLZ TRY TO DO THIS (harder when you're hyperfixating on godzilla :pensivecowboy:) 📚
21. When I have extra time I write my notes like I'm plannin to put em on Tumblr and taggin em as #darkacademia... I never post my notes, but when they look nice it's easier for me to look over em later. Plus it takes me longer to write so I remember it a lil better!! 📚
24. I'm in an awesome academia + studyspo server!! We sometimes study together on call and it's SUCH a good motivator! Here's an invite link if u wanna join, we are nice https://discord.gg/fjuX7TN (this wasn’t meant to be a promo post I just really like this group lol) 📚
OK I hope that helps!!! Feel free to add more if you have any tips that work for you :) Neurotypicals, feel free to RB respectfully!
(pics are: syllabus list, daily schedule, Yoshi the plant, and some fancy notes)
#studyspo#studying#studyblr#study breaks#study tips#study motivation#adhd#adhd study tips#adhd studyblr#long post#dark acadamia aesthetic#light academia#dark academia#grey academia#chaotic academia#actually neurodiverse#actuallynd#academia
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WELCOME TO MY THOUGHTS WHILE REWATCHING THE MCU IN TIMELINE ORDER: THOR
it was a dark and stormy night when padme, an old man, and a beautiful nerd named darcy a find bright light in the sky with thunder and s giant tornado in it. AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH HOLY SHIT
STORYTELLING WITH ODIN ABOUT A FIGHT WITH ICE CREAM TROLLS. frosty the snow man is angry about it
GLOWY CUBE
agard. sounds like ass guard. baby thor and loki are adorable. story telling ended up being fairytail for children. WINGED HELMET
LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI LOKI
ah yes. the hammer named MILJinoNOR made in the heart of a star. ohshit walls got frosty. AMBUSH
“i swear, i swear, i sWEAR!” SHUSH IT AND GET TO FIGHTING. YALL GOT FROSTY BOYS INVADING ASS GUARD- oh fuck eye beam giant is OP.
thor is bloodthirsty, thats how you get the plot of the movie when you get turned mortal :/
loki is lovely i love him. he will never ever ever do anything wrong- oh hes starting drama between thor and frosty boys
WHOMST THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE??
“and who proved wrong that a young maiden could be one of the fiercesr warriors.” “i did” “true, but i supported you, sif.” JSHSKHSKSJSKSJSJ
HORSES ON THE GLITTER GLASS BRIDGE. this is all beautiful wtf i love asgard. HEIMDALL- thor stfu dont shut loki down ya fucker. yall are bullying loki and then get shocked he turns evil?
MAGIC SWORD IS THE KEY TO ALL THE REALMS. HAHA ROUND THINGY GO SPINNY SPINNY. heimdall tells em the bridge to frosty realm might fuck em over and leave em to die.
“we shouldnt be here.” MAYBE BRING THAT UP AT THE PLANNING BIT, NOT THE ‘WE’RE HERE LETS GO EXPLORE’ BIT. DEEP VOICE IS SMEXY AS FUCK
“You’re nothing but a boy. who came to prove hinself a man.”
“know your place. brother.” STOP BEING MEAN TO LOKI, THOR :(
HAMMER GO B O N K ON FROSTY BOYS SKSNSKSKSK
LOKIS MAGIC IS AMAZING YOU’RE DOING GREAT BBY- laughing during a sword fight because fuck every other emotion righ- OHSHIT NVM HE GOT IMPALED ON A SPIKE OF ICE
GIANT SNOW BEAST GO BRRRR. THUNDER ON THESE FROST COVERED ASSES- whY is he still laughing he got a spike through his chest what the hell dude you good?
HOLYSHIT THOR JUST CHUCKED MILNNOR THROUGH THE BEASTS FUCKING HEAD LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER
ODIN TO SAVE THE DAY AND GET HIS CHILDS ASS OUT OF TROUBLE. thor started a fucking war because of this fightboner jesus christ this child. SHOUTING MATCHES
daddys angry with his child- thor is unworthy this, unworthy that. AND BANISHED TO EARTH LIKE A FUCKING LOSER SKSHSKSJSJ
and back to padme’s modern time wE GO
HA HE GOT MERKED BY A TAZER
DARCY YOU ADORABLE CHILD
“How dArE YOu aTtAcK tHE SoN oF oDIN😡😡😡” hes like an angry puppy
body in a photo?? pog info??? WHY HAS HE BEEN HIT BY A CAR TWICE ALREADY
STAN LEE
COULSON
THOR IS FUCKING RIPPED. meanwhile is ass guard. loki snitched for a good reason. but nOoOoO thors, friends, blame loki.WHY ARE THEY BLAMING LOKI FOR BRING IN THE FROSTY BOYS- oh shit he can controll the snow cube. backstory for loki? mayhaps?- HOLYSHIT HES A SMURF
“the casket wasnt the only thing you took from jotunheim that day, was it?” HES ONTO YOU ODIN. odin literally kidnapped- oh no nvm loki as a baby was left for dead. I WANNA HUG LOKI SO BAD HES IN EMOTINAL DISSTRESS :(
“because i-i-i’m the monster, parents tell their children about at night?” LOKI BABY EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE OKAY
holyshit loki’s breakdown killed odin wtf. my man collasped onto the staircase
“this drink. i like it.” “i know its gre-“ “ANOTHER! *SHATTERING GLASS*”
“myeu muh? whats a myeu muh?” DARCY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SKSHSKHSKS
man coulson thats a dick move to snatch up all of padmes shit- AND DARCYS IPOD???
loki do be looking snazzy on the throne👀 good for him. look at these fucker friends of thor tryna make him inbanish thor :/
BOOKS- on norse myth.? yeah norse myth
padme is sus of thor, and almost got em into a car crash. “god i hope you’re not crazy.” oh wait till you aee what happens
ODINS TAKING A NAP FOR THOUSNDS OF YEARS OR SUMSHIT
frigga is tryna convice loki they meant well. kinda hard too ngl. damn shield has beefed up security around this fucking hammer
oh shit electrical thunder is fucking with the shield tech once thor showed up. RAIN AND MAGIC HUMMING- thor is kicking shield’s ass- COULSON- who the fuck chooses a bow and arrow to shoot a target when they had sniper rifle- barton- HAWKEYE NVM BADASS ARROW GUY IS AMAZING
oh shit thor found miljjnor. mudfight but make it less smexy. epic momentt pogg.. its totally gonna fail him so fucking bad its gonna be funny
told you so.
now hes yelling at the sky like an insane person
AND got arrested :I
poor heimdall having to watch this all like a sad sitcom. OLDMAN STFU
“look its myeu-muh!” darcy needs to be protected at ALL COST. ohmygod they think thor is a solider from enemy lines aIshsksjskks
LOKIII- oh shit hes telling thor everything went wrong bc him and that a truce was- NVM LOKI IS TRYING THE HAMMER. YOU GOT IT LOKI
old man go save thors stupid ass. redeem yourself. bar talk is somehow wholesome. oh shit thors gotta dip outta town bc oldman said so. he didint listen to odin and ended up starting a war- OH CRAP LOKI DID LET THE FROSTY BOYS INTO ASGARD.
heimdall knows loki is causing trouble. good for loki. HA RHE OLDMAN GOT FUCKING WASTED BY THE BOOZE LIKE A COWARD.
padme is so awkward around thor. shes in looovvveee. awh thor snatched up her genius book from shield. YIGHDRISLE is such an amazing name for a tree filled with planets and worlds
DUDE DONT SHAME THE MAN FOR STRESS EATING
LOKI KNOWS HEIMDALL SNITCHED AND LET FUCKER FRIENDS THROUGH. HOLYSHIT THEY FOUND THOR SLJSOSJSKSKS
thor knows loki lied- heimdall knows loki let in the frosty boys, and is currently frozen soild by that blue cube thingy. AND NOW THE OP METAL LAZERBEAM BASTARD IS ON EARTH
OH GOD A SPEAR THROUGH THE THROAT MUST HURT LIKE A MF- SIF DONT DIE
LAZERBEAM STOP BLOWING UP BUILDINGS
dude things were getting blown up left and right but suddenly thor’s plot armor engaged and a car just flips over him and instead of going boom. standoff between lazerface and thor- whomst shall win? find out next week on: HOLYSHIT THE NORSE GODS EXIST
loki just watched thor try to give up his life and now lazerface is leav- FUCK NVM IT BITCH SLAPPED THOR SKSHSJSJSJSKKSKSJ. oH now it leaves
hammer go brrr soon? HAMMER GO BRRRRRR
PADME SAVE YOURSELF THOR JUST GOT POWERED THE FUCK UP
“oh my god” YOU JUST SAW A METAL MECH SHOOT A LAZER OUT ITS FACE AND FOUR PEOPLE IN VIKING ARMOR FIGHT. ARE YOU STILL SHOCKED???
LAZERFACE GO BOOM. THORS BACK BABYY
oh shit the frosty boys are on asgard- HEIMDALL NEEDS TO UNFREEZE AND WORK ITS MAGIC LIKE NOW
oh god the animation for some dead frosty boys got so noticable that was horrible.
TIME TO GO KICK LOKI’S ASS SKSKSJS- OHFUCK FRIGGA NOO. OHSHIT LOKI JUST MURDERED LAUGHY THE FROST KING.
lokis “ohshit thors back” face is amazing
loki hun what the fuck are you doing- stop tryna destory shit like a hero.
“I NEVER WANTED THE THRONE. I WANTED TO BE YOUR EQUAL!” my heart is torn :((
brothers fighting while a energy tree builds around him? sure why not. ohfuck loki got his ass handed to him- THOR WHY DID YOU LEAVE THE HAMMER ON HIM LIKE THAT SKSHSKSJSJSK
THOR WOKE ODIN UP BY VREAKING THE FUCKING RAINBOW BRIDGE
ODINS AWAKE AND SAVE EM AGAIN
IM CRYING LOKI JUST WANTED TO MAKE ODIN PROUD AND HE SHUT EM DOWN LIKE THAT. ODIN YOU FUCKING SUCK
awh this is making me sad i dont like this sad ending this sucks so much. loki deserved better then to die knowing odin hated him :(
heimdall is out of a job now that the bifrost is broken haha loser.
NEXT MOVIE: THE AVENGERS
ignore the misspells and the bad grammar its almost two AM by the time i finished watching and writing this up
#thor#thor movie#the mcu#marvel#marvel movies#marvel cinematic universe#LOKI WILL NEVER DO ANTHING WRONG#frosty boys#STOP BULLYING LOKI 2021#artemis rants#PROTECT DARCY AT ALL COSTS#look its myeu-muh!#padme kissed thor#LOKI DESERVES BETTER THEN TO DIE KNOWING ODIN HATED HIM
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naps are the best :3 hehe i always fall asleep on my couch and i have soft fuzzy blankets!
omg ahhhh you’re very kind. honestly i truly feel like i am figuring out things still like who is the kind of person i want to be and how much money do i want to make, what brings me happiness, etc. etc. all those big discovering yourself questions.
it’s true it’s true everyone is built differently with different values and life styles they want to have hehe. it is amazing and scary how we can change those at any time and how whatever we want might change either tomorrow or next year my goodness.
acting is a weird strange thing hmmm maybe it’s more accurate to say it’s like a mix of some psychology and philosophy in Olympic sports mode? heh who knows.
omg BUTTER. i have been eating honey and butter on toast my snack and comfort food hehe the bread i have is so good.
how are you doing today? was your day today good? any specific plans for the weekend?
(also omg with the conversation with 🍵 anon - DAZAI omg i read the manga before the anime came out and dazai was always my favourite and to see his epic introduction animated with the coat swaying and the wind and the leaves and that close up and Miyano’s voice omg. It’s the scene at 00:17)
https://youtu.be/gWDMBVAO1mA
- soulmanon 💘💫
yeah, it’s totally normal fsdkfjds (enough money to buy hq!! merch HHAHA) happiness is such an abstract concept n ppl r kinda lying when they said money doesn’t bring happiness </3 and yeah, it’s even scary how we ourselves can change our mind, sometimes i’m shocked by my own 180 change in belief or whatever fkjdsfd
acting is totally as u said. i can’t lie, and even if i’m forced to ‘lie’, i end up staying quiet or smth. like it’s so hard for me to lie and that’s just a psychological thing. and i say lie, bc when ur acting, ur trying to portray someone else, take their identity and all that fkdjslkfs i also wear my heart on my sleeve fkjsdlk HORRID i can’t even stay mad at someone for long
honey and butter honestly sounds so good rn omg i’m stealing ur bread thanks
i’m literally playing among us w/ my friends rn and some dude named kageyama (a random) WAS TRYING TO KILL ME FDLKSF
dazai is dksflslsf he’s so DSKJFSFDSL omg i can’t believe he’s !!! SKJADLKF god he is such a great glskgs i am so blessed
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path of night — seo changbin
word count: 2.4k
summary: changbin thinks you’re really great.
it’s 2018. witches are … Okay.
like ppl aren’t KILLING them anymore but a lot of people don’t even believe in them and like witches don’t go around Telling people they’re witches
but ppl wear them as halloween costumes and the real witches just have to :)
speaking of witches … seo changbin!
he’s only half witch but shhhhh
his mother is a human, but she studied witches so obviously when his dad was like “uhh yo i'm a warlock ?? lol” she was like “ok yea.”
and they fell in love and had a changbin!
they live in a big ass victorian house on the edge of town, which basically screams, “we’re the only family of witches in this town! look at our big, spooky house!”
changbin doesn’t understand why they didn’t just get a fuckin house in the suburbs
his familiar is a raven named Prince of Darkness (he was like 14 ok he was going through his emo phase) and they're bros
sometimes Prince just shows up and caws and changbin caws back and it’s cute !
changbin’s mortal best friend, chris, thinks it’s fucking weird
“u have a pet raven.”
“yeah.”
“why?”
“like raven.”
“freak.”
so when changbin was 16, he had to choose between his mortal and his witch side.
and obviously he chose the witch side
why tf would he give up such epic powers?
the downside though … was that he had to leave
since he decided to go down the Path of Night, he would move to salem and go to the largest division of the academy for witches
and he Thought about telling chris that he was moving to an Elite Boarding School For Smart People but chris would not believe that .. so it was time to fess up
“hey so uh ….. i may or may not be a warlock”
“a who”
“u know . like sabrina the teenage witch . but …. changbin”
“OH ???? IS THAT HOW U PASSED BIOLOGY???”
“i mean yeah but u DONT HAVE TO SAY IT OUT LOUD!!”
so with that loose end tied up, changbin packed his shit (and his bird) and moved to salem !!!!
there, he meets minho, a year older, and hyunjin, in the same year (i'll do ages as i want thank u very much) and they all become bros !!!
ur only allowed to bring One familiar to school . and minho has Three . so his familiar is ……………. all three of his cats
he put on a spell on them so they all just became one cat but it’s completely reversible !! when he goes back to his room he frees his kitties from their kitty cell
“minho wtf do u mean that’s Three cats there’s only one.”
“OH YEAH?? OK! *mf does reversal spell*” *three cats appear* *they start running all over the common area* “FUCK!!!!”
and hyunjin’s is a lil pup named kkami
“kkami is an ugly name for a familiar”
“UR BIRDS NAME IS PRINCE OF DARKNESS?? SHUT THE FUCK UP??”
changbin does Okay in school . he does better than he did in Mortal School
“wtf do u mean we still have to learn algebra”
“we still need witch accountants, mr. seo.”
“i still need a Will To Live, mrs. kim.”
changbin liked to keep quiet about his family.
he knew that “half-breeds” got made fun of a lot, and were treated as lesser witches, so he just kept his mouth shut and avoided family talk.
it took about a year for his secret to get out.
he was sitting in the dining hall with hyunjin and minho Minding His Own Goddamn Business when a mr Jaebum walks in
jaebum was a few years older than minho; he would be graduating soon
he slid into the seat across from changbin, sending him a sinister little smile,
“hello, half-breed.”
the dining hall went silent.
changbin froze.
“i don’t know who the FUCK you think you’re talking to-”
“it’s okay, min. he’s right.”
minho and hyunjin: JFSGJBDB;L?
of course, that didn’t Change anything
changbin was their FRIEND
and he was a good warlock so ??? who fuckin cares
jaebum, apparently
changbin stared down at his tray, tears blurring his vision
he’s sensitive :(
minho saw his eyes watering and almost fucking HEXED JAEBUM
hyunjin held his hand under the table what a good boy
jaebum didn’t stop there, though
“you should go back to your mortal school and learn your stupid mortal things you useless-”
“what the fuck did he even do to you? why do you care?” omg minho u legend
“he’s not like the rest of us. he doesn’t deserve to go here.”
“hey jaebum have you ever tried shutting your fucking mouth?” a new voice spoke
everyone turned to face this new voice
oh look! it’s you! with ur lil entourage (it’s literally 2 ppl) behind u
“excuse me?” jaebum stood. he wasn’t the tallest guy, but he could be Quite Intimidating. u didn’t back down though.
“you heard me. you might want to watch your tone, though.”
“oh yeah? and why would i do that?”
“you shouldn’t speak to a l/n like that. who knows what would happen if my father found out.”
another hush fell over the dining hall.
everyone knows the l/n family. they have to, the l/ns are only one of the most powerful witch families in the whole World.
your father was on the Witch’s Council, along with the fathers of your two friends behind you, seungmin and jisung
the three of you grew up in salem and were homeschooled by seungmin’s mom, so the three of u have been best friends for ur whole lives
and the three of u turned 16 this year so !! here u were
today was ur first day, and when u walked into the dining all, u saw jaebum teasing a poor kid
and that doesn’t fly with u
the three of u put ur trays on the table when jaebum leaves
“tell me if he gives you a hard time again, yeah?”
changbin is??? JSKLGJS???
A L/N?? JUST STOOD UP FOR HIM??
minho, changbin, and hyunjin all look like :0 and you, seungmin, and jisung are just staring back like :]
and that’s how ur lil squad forms !!!
u, jisung, and seungmin are the youngest so u don’t have classes with them, but it’s fine !
lunch exists for a Reason
“for eating.”
“shut up, jisung.”
but you guys spent all your free time together ! and u guys really clicked !
its like u were destined to be friends (◕‿◕) it was written in the stars (◕‿◕)
but out of your three new friends, you were closest to changbin
maybe it was bc you stood up for him on the first day, but there was just Something Different about him, yk?
sometimes the two of you would sneak off campus at night to go watch the stars in the woods
u guys would cast dumb little spells at each other
one time u turned him into a goat ON ACCIDENT but he was
So mad.
so he turned u into a chicken and it was.
a fun night!
your familiar was a bat, so she would go and fly away with prince and i’m sure they had a good time
you just felt so? nice with changbin
you could talk about anything and everything for hours on end and never get bored
little did u know, changbin felt the same way!
but he came to the conclusion faster than u did:
“oh man i think i like y/n.”
“i know.” hyunjin said from the bottom bunk.
those two were roommates. yes it’s just as chaotic as it sounds.
“WH- WHAT DO U MEAN U KNOW?”
“bro its so obvious? y/n breathes and ur like omo look how cute!”
“i don't say omo.”
“omo!”
“ur literally useless.”
“AM NOT.” hyunjin sat up, “I could help you two get together.”
“hell no.”
“omg we’re all going to hell so i’m taking that as a yes! see u later, binnie!”
“WHERE ARE U - ok he’s gone”
hyunjin ran over to ur dorm, Aggressively knocking on the door.
“hyunjin ur gonna make ur knuckles bleed if u do that any harder.”
“SEUNGMIN ! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE !”
“W-W-W-yes?”
(seungmin is kind of in love with hyunjin but honestly who isn’t)
“i’m looking for y/n.”
“you found them.” you said from behind hyunjin, making him nearly Jump Out Of His Skin.
he dragged you away from your dorm, leaving a very confused seungmin in the doorway.
“this is super important sneaky sneak business, okay?” hyunjin sat you down at a table in the library. he sat across from you, taking your hands in his.
“you’re being weirder than usually, hyunjin.”
“i need you to be honest with me,” he stared down into your eyes, using that glare he used when jaebeom was Anywhere near you guys.
“are you trying to cast a spell on me right now, hwang?” you glared back, pulling your hands away.
“N-No!”
“YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THE TRUTH SPELL!”
“THIS IS A LIBRARY BE QUIET!”
“Fine. Why are you trying to put the truth spell on me?”
“do you like changbin?”
“of course i do, we’re friends-”
“no, y/n, you dumb bitch,” hyunjin sighed, pressing his palms against the table, “like. do you Like Like him?”
you furrowed your brow, wondering why the Hell he would ask you something like that.
i mean … you had never thought about changbin like that …
and it wouldn’t be Terrible to date him …
he was funny … and nice … and a good warlock …. and cute …….. and you’ve held his hand before ……….. that was nice ……………… and maybe you’ve thought about kissing him but Only once or twice !!!
oh man
“oh man. i think i like changbin.”
“oh thank fucking god, it would’ve been really awkward if you didn’t.”
“HUH???”
“i have 2 go.”
and hyunjin left you. very confused. in the library.
so hyunjin NYOOMS back to his dorm
yk how he does with his long ass legs
“hello tiny roommate.”
“absolutely go fuck yourself.”
“ok….well i have tea…...and i guess ur not getting it…..”
“hyunjin you fucking local its 2019 why are u still saying that.”
hyunjin pouted, “so u DONT wanna know that y/n likes u back??? ok FUCK u then!!” he climbed into his bed.
wait for it…..
“oh fuck.”
“Y/N LIKES ME????? HUH???? HWANG HYUNJIN!!!!!!”
“oh my god ur so loud JUST. confess or sumn u big idiot.”
hyunjin be like [ napping noises ]
changbin be like [ PANICKED NOISES ]
how is he supposed to just CONFESS??? that's not EASY
hyunjin thinks its easy bc he’s never confessed to Anyone
everyone confesses to Him
its scawy :(
but changbin Is Not A Coward
(yes he is)
the next day at lunch, changbin is …. Off
“hey binnie!” u put ur tray down next to him and send him a Big Big smile
the butterflies in his tummy go HFJSKGGJ and he goes “hey!” but his voice cracks
he flushes a bright cherry red and u think he's the CUTEST BOY EVER
but he keeps squeaking and blushing and can't exactly look u in the eye :(
how is he supposed to when he knows that U Like Him !!!! u like him !!!!!
he’s in his last class of the day (algebra - gag) when he thinks of an idea
and it’s a good one too !!!!
“that’s the worst idea i’ve ever heard.”
“shut up seungmin if hyunjin did that for u u’d literally cry.”
“WH - I - get out of my room.”
u get a text from changbin that says “meet me in the common room!! it’s importante (that’s spanish for important)!! ^.^”
his little emoticon u go <3____<3
so u text back “okie!!” and get ready to go to the common room
it was like . 11pm . but u didn't really think about that
u and changbin hang out a lot at that time so !
the common room was Empty when u got there
“Hello??? binnie???”
no response
u cast a lil spell to make a light appear on the tip of ur finger (u literally could’ve just . Turned on the lights . but this is more fun) and sit by the big statue of Satan himself and Wait.
ur only waiting for like 30 seconds when u hear It
singing???
hello???
u instantly recognized the song bc U Loved The Song
it was zion.t’s no make up and u went [ caveman spongebob ]
WHO IS SINGING
WHY ARE THEY SINGING
the light on ur finger went out as you clenched your fist, looking around for the source of the voice
the lights in the common room came on; dimly, but still on.
and rose petals started to fall from the ceiling
this was weird
pretty! and u were kind of on the verge of tears! but pretty!
and then u saw him
Seo Changbin.
why is seo changbin singing to u
since when can changbin Sing like that???
“changbin-”
“SHHSHSHSHHSH let me talk before i lose my confidence!!!
so…..you’re…..really great.”
“thanks.”
“I SAID LET ME TALK. you’re really great. really Really great. and i think …. i think we get along really well. like……..we’re bros, right? wait- bros probably isn’t the best word for this- oh my god.”
“changbin...are you...trying to say something?”
“i like you !!! and i know you like me back-”
“HUH”
“hyunjin has a big mouth.”
“oh my god.”
“yeah.”
there was silence for a moment.
what are you supposed to do now?
you were happy.
u were fricking Ecstatic!!! changbin liked u back!!!!
u were gonna kill hyunjin but!!! yippee!!!
“so do i just….are we- are we a thing now?” changbin broke the silence
“oh!” you stood from your spot on the floor, “y-yeah!”
“ok sick …. so i can do this now-” he made his way towards you, grabbing you by the waist and pressing his lips against yours.
his other hand came up to hold your face, and you were glad that he was holding your waist so tightly or you might’ve fallen down, your knees were so weak.
since when can changbin Kiss like that
“i-in front of satan and everybody, huh…” you giggled after he pulled away.
“satan’s fine. i’m sure he loves a good teen romance.”
“you’re an idiot, seo changbin.”
“but i’m your idiot :DDD”
and your first order of business as a couple : Operation Seungjin.
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Classmate!AU Jun
before we start can I disclaimer: this went on for longer than expected;; also it’ll be a little more emo than the rest of the classmate!au bc i got emo lol
1874 | Bullet | Fluff
where weak-hearted Jun signed up for a horror film class on a dare but you signed up to nap
Analysis of Modern Horror Films is the easiest class for anyone who wants to knock out the required cultural credit
It’s 6 hours once a week, and class lecture consists of watching one movie and a short analysis at the end of class wow it’s literally The Easiest class for nappers and busy non-liberal art kids who just want an easy A
And that’s why you’re here, your pre-med major literally sucks the life out of you and this is the perfect time slot to take a quick nap in the back corner
Except.. it’s not that easy
The dark and cold auditorium is the perfect environment, yes, but the sound system works a bit too well, and even though you’re a heavy sleeper it sometime gets too loud you wake up 20 minutes into a nap and couldn’t go back to sleep
On such a day you usually just sit and watch the movie since there’s not enough light for you to crack open your books and study
That day “The Conjuring” was shown, and you didn’t think this movie was super scary the first time you watched it but the guy sitting 2 seats from you certainly did
For the whole ten minutes where there was silence building up to the jump scare, the guy had his hands over his eyes and both of his legs pulled towards his body
The hood of his hoodie all the way stringed up so only his nose and eyes were visible
Also it’s kind of strange because you’ve never seen anyone all the way up at the top where you sit, it’s usually just you and another (probably premed) kid napping away the hours
Anyway, you watched the guy for the whole ten or so minutes and it’s super amusing bc he flinches at every single little noise but kept watching it through the gaps between his fingers
You got curious so you move to sit next to him and you wait for the jump scare and then you just.. poke his arm when the jump scare happens
I kid you not the guy jumped so high up in his seat and, since his legs were already drawn up, almost tumbled and fell over
But you caught his shoulders like a ninja right before he fell so you technically saved him from hitting his head on the seat in front
Even though it was because of you that he fell over
The guy turns and looks at you in horror
“sorry sorry I just wanted to scare you a bit,” you mumbled an apology between quiet breaths of laughter, both surprised and impressed that he didn’t scream
But the guy, instead of getting mad, clutched your hands and in a low, shaky voice asked if you could hold his hands until the movie finishes
And you’re still laughing, but a bit taken back
Usually you find skinship bothersome, but today.. you feel kinda bad for scaring the poor guy so you agree
For another hour you sit in darkness as the boy duck his head and occasionally squeezes your hand so tight you were sure there would be marks (and there were)
At the end of class the light goes back on and as usual the professor told the class to write a reflection and turn it in at the back door
Now, this is when you expect him to let go of your hand because the movie is over and, well, you have a reflection to write
Not that you need your right hand since you’re left-handed
But you’re also not gonna play bff and stay for the aftermath to comfort him
“J-just a few more minutes,” he takes a deep breath and swallows, “please.”
Now that the lights are on and you can see his face, he’s pretty cute
aNYWay you’re not kind enough to lend a shoulder to a total stranger but he honestly looked so shaken up he might pass out if he tries to stand up
So.. you think of it like helping a small animal
“I’m Jun, by the way. What’s your name?”
Honestly there really was no need for introduction as you were sure you’d never sit here again, but you conceded, partly to calm him bc you can feel the shakiness in his voice
Then Jun apologizes, something like this is the first time you’ve meet and he looks like a total loser
But you shake your head like no no it’s fine lol
And you catch a glimpse of the quick relief that spread across his face. Wow this guy is really good looking–
“Why do you take the class if you can’t stand horror films?” You managed to ask before the blood rushes to your face
At this he seems to hesitate, clearing his throat as he regains his composure
“I did it on a dare.”
um
“Just go ahead and laugh,” Jun broke into laughter as you epically failed to hide yours
He signed up for 6 hours a week of something he hates.. bc of a dare
Is he stupid or is he stupid–
“Sorry, I just.. it’s not everyday you meet someone signing up for a class they absolutely hate on a dare. Have you attended every lecture until now?”
Jun nodded a yes and you starts feeling some sort of respect for his bravery
He said something along the line of bringing ear plugs and secretly listening to music during class but to no avail, he always ends up covering his face with muffled scream because nothing had worked until today when he held your hand
This entire time you’re talking to the guy his hand still clutches to yours, and for the first time you feel slightly bashful about that huge small fact
As the both of you finishes the reflection, you said goodbye and left first since you have another class right after this
But Jun just looks at you after you left like you’re the most peculiar human he’s ever seen
“First of all, she didn’t know who I was”
Chan looks at Jun in disbelief, his mouth stops chewing the fish cake he was having for lunch
“What do you mean?? She doesn’t know Wen Junhui astrophysics and dance double major president of the school’s track team?”
“Isn’t that better?” Jihoon chimed in, taking a sip of his dark black coffee, “a clean slate. You hate people who only only sees you for your looks anyway.”
“I don’t hate them,” Jun clarified. It’s just that he finds it hard to connect with someone on an emotional level when all they care about is his outer appearance and reputation
But Jihoon’s words gave him something to think about
So the next time he saw you in class, you were in a different corner than where you usually were, so he went over and sit himself next to you and try to strike conversation
And at first you’re like.. who are you again?—ok just joking, but seriously why are we talking again lol
But he keeps trying every time to talk to you that eventually you just gave up
Talking and being next to you makes Jun feel a bit calmer in horror film class
Even though he still jumps every now and then, and you still scare him every now and then for your own amusement
Jun doesn’t mind it though, he loves interacting with you
Your personality is quite similar to his friend Jihoon— straightforward, a bit shy and silly, extremely unbothered sometimes but can be warm and engaging once your attention is focused on something or someone
And once that someone is Jun you give him your full attention because you’ve never met someone that responds to you with so much warmth
Even when he receives full attention anyway from the stares of girls and guys alike, nothing makes him feel as important and appreciated when it’s you
Sometimes he lay awake at night, unable to fall asleep, but when he does he’d wake up in the middle of the night and his thoughts would wander to you
Jun didn’t realize he was falling for you until one afternoon at a coffee shop, when Jihoon had played him a demo of a self-composed track, Run To You, and at that moment Jun had never wanted to see anyone else so badly
And as you’re walking to your last class at 2pm in the hot afternoon, in the distance you see Jun
He’s running towards you and jumping over fences and side-stepping so many people
He’s running so fast he almost tripped over a pot of plant around the corner and you gasped because be careful!!
And he makes you laugh again and again, like that time he was drinking water and a scary scene jumps out so he choked and coughed for a good ten minutes he almost had to leave class for making so much noise
Or that time you study together for a midterm and the both of you fell asleep against a bookshelf in the library but stupid Jun’s Attack on Titan alarm went off so loUD you woke up and bumped heads against the shelf
And a few books fell down but Jun shielded you so he got hurt instead, yet he was still smiling and laughing like an idiot
the many times he unintentionally did something either dumb or cute, he makes you laugh, and you were sure you’d never laugh so much if not for Jun
Jun stops in front of you to catch his breath, eyes never once left yours
For the first time he wasn’t smiling when meeting you, instead there was something desperate in his eyes
And in yours, too, perhaps, because in that moment you had realized how much he meant to you
“I have something to say,” he started between sharp takes of breath, “even if this doesn’t reach you, I—”
You don’t say anything to that, instead you pull his collar and kiss him
Jun is like!!! he can’t believe
But he reciprocated and you two kiss for a long time dndrjkgjfkd
In the middle of the courtyard
With everyone staring
And from that day on you two are known as the campus power couple
You bring each other coffee and have lunch date with talks over quantum fields theory and the expansion of stars it’s cute [and informative] bc it’s mostly Jun talking and you smiling
And he’s smiling at you and you’re just there like “Jun please we’re already dating stop giving me heart eyes”
But he can’t stop bc you’re adorable and you rarely initiate skinship with him in public but when you initiate to hold hands his heart leaped and he’s the happiest man in the world
And he’s one of the types that will interrupt you mid-sentence to kiss you and snuggle into your neck and you have to tell him to stop bc you keep losing your train of thoughts
“No I’m listening I’m just not mentally here hehe you’re so cute”
Minghao joked that seeing you two is like seeing Jun date Jihoon bc you’re both so similar
And Jihoon is like gross but he’s nodding at you from across the table in mutual respect
“Jun you have cool friends”
“I do. wait just my friends am I not cool?”
“no”
“?!?!?!? D:::”
“just kidding ilu”
“;DDDD <3333”</li>
#ughhh i love jun so much#protect the baby#svt au#seventeen au#sfw#jun#jun au#jun scenarios#jun imagines#classmate!au#seventeen scenarios#seventeen imagines#seventeen jun#virryth#Junhui#Junhui fluff#Junhui fic#jun fic#jun fluff
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Chapter Seven: The Five-Dimensional Door
Before I start, I just want to say that I’m having so much fun with this blog, and thank you to everyone who is reading these snarks! You make my day <3 Okay, time for the good stuff.
Chapter 7: The Five-Dimensional Door
So we’re in Dory’s apartment, and it’s basically a stereotypical witchy apartment. Incense, star posters, you know the drill. They go about getting tea for themselves as if there aren’t more Nazgûl upstairs. Um, there’s a weird inversion of the Not Like Other Girls trope. Jace says he doesn’t want Earl Grey bc he hates bergamot and Clary’s like:
“You may be the only guy my age I’ve ever met who knows what bergamot is, much less that it’s in Earl Grey tea.”
“Yes, well,” Jace said, with a supercilious look, “I’m not like other guys.”
At least this isn’t predicated on sexist nonsense, but at the same time, it’s still Jace being annoying about how Special he is. Jace does have a nice moment right after when Clary tells him not to call her “Fray” (it reminds her of Simon) and he agrees immediately not to. But this is just basic human decency, and I hate that THIS is the nicest thing Jace has done for pages.
While Dory’s in the kitchen, Clary and Jace have a conversation filled with so much bullshit that I have to quote the whole thing:
She heard him drop the book back onto the shelf. “This must be the trash she keeps up front to impress credible mundanes,” he said, sounding disgusted. “There’s not one serious text here.”
“Just because it’s not the kind of magic you do—,” Clary began crossly.
He scowled furiously, silencing her. “I do not do magic,” he said. “Get that through your head: Human beings are not magic users. It’s part of what makes them human. Warlocks can only use magic because they have demon blood.”
Clary took a moment to process this. “But I’ve seen you use magic. You use enchanted weapons—”
“I use tools that are magical. And just to be able to do that, I have to undergo rigorous training. The rune tattoos on my skin protect me too. If you tried to use one of the seraph blades, for instance, it’d probably burn your skin, maybe kill you.”
“What if I got the tattoos?” Clary asked. “Could I use them then?”
“No,” Jace said crossly. “The Marks are only part of it. There are tests, ordeals, levels of training—look, just forget it, okay? Stay away from my blades. In fact, don’t touch any of my weapons without my permission.”
Okay. There’s a lot to unpack here. I barely know where to start. Let’s begin with the easiest thing: the word “crossly”. It’s used twice in one exchange, and since it’s such a unique word (for an American book, at least), it really gets repetitive. It also makes even more obvious that this is high-key Harry Potter fanfiction; JK uses “crossly” all the time, which makes sense BECAUSE SHE’S A BRITISH WRITER. When an American writer does this, it sounds like they’re trying to be British. I wonder why CC would do that…
Secondly, the way Jace treats Clary. He didn’t fully explain magic to her, and now he’s so epically pissed off when she doesn’t know all the minutia of the word. It’s ridiculous. “Get that through your head”??? I would slap a boy who said that to me, not fall in love with him. It’s really atrocious how Jace talks to Clary, and I’m mad.
Thirdly, this still sounds like magic to me. Shadowhunters are the only people who can use steles. Steles are basically wands, then, right? Harry Potter can’t do magic without a wand, either. So I’m still not convinced that Jace and co. aren’t doing magic. They’re the only people who can use steles, therefore they’re the only people who can use angel weapons, etc. etc. etc. Also, can someone PLEASE tell me who makes these weapons? That has to be done with magic.
Okay, I just googled it, and apparently a group of female Shadowhunters called the Iron Sisters make Shadowhunter weapons. How do they do this without magic???? This whole thing still sounds like magic, I’m not gonna lie.
Fourthly, Jace’s desire to distance himself so much from magic and Warlocks reads a lot like racism to me. Of course, this probably won’t be adressed ever.
We good? We good.
Dory absolutely murders Jace:
“If you were have as funny as you thought you were, my boy, you’d be twice as funny as you are.”
Go OFF, Dory. And Jace is rude to Dory some more (Dory is HOSTING them and giving them food, he could be a little nicer I swear to Gd) and then calls Dory a liar. Dory responds that she’s not a Warlock but her mother was, and Jace says that’s not true bc Warlocks are half-human and half-demon and can’t have kids and Clary says “Like mules” and Jace says “Your knowledge of livestock is astounding” and do you guys see why I hate him??
Jace explaisn that Warlocks are the strongest of all Downworlders bc they have a direct demon parent, but that all Downworlders have demon blood. Vampires and werewolves have demon infections and faeries are either fallen angels or half-demon and half-angel. Dorothea explains that she was adopted by a warlock in order to “watch and guard.”
Oh. Ugh. Dory compliments Clary’s appetite and Clary thinks about Isabelle and feels fat. It’s just some gross girl-fighting-girl nonsense, and Clary is basically feeling shamed for eating a lot of mini sandwiches when she hasn’t eaten for at least a whole day. There was no need to include this in here.
Dory reads Jace’s future, and it’s all generic stuff that is supposed to be Meaningful. Then she tries to read Clary’s, but can’t make sense of it. She asks Clary if there’s a spell in place to repress her memories, and Clary (being awfully bold, if you ask me) says “No, of course not” even though there’s so much stuff that could have been hidden from her. She just learned she’s a Shadowhunter and that her mom’s been lying to her, why would she dismiss this out of hand? Jace agrees with Dory, for once. There’s some truly awful banter, and then Dory pulls out her tarot cards and tells Clary to pick one. She ends up with the Ace of Cups, or, as Dory explains, “The love card.” Apparently Clary’s mom painted these cards. Blah blah blah I’m bored.
Dory gives some backstory; in exchange for favors from Jocelyn, she’d spill the tea on the Downworlders and look out for Valentine. And, you guys aren’t gonna believe this…Jocelyn was a Shadowhunter…
Ik, ik. I’m having trouble comprehending it, too. This twist was just SUCH a twist, you know?? Clary freaks the fuck out for maybe the millionth time. Jace and Dory fight bc she’s basically running a safe-house for Downworlders on the run and Jace is like “Downworlders suck” (gotta love that racism your Love Interest espouses) and accuses Dory that she’s only running the house for the money. We get a glimpse of Dory’s gold molars, so maybe we’re supposed to think that means she’s rich? But I’m pretty sure the most expensive tooth fillings are composite bc they’re tooth-colored.
Jace threatens to call the Clave aka the cops bc Downworlders can’t have anything nice I guess. Then they find a weird-looking door, which Jace calls a Portal. You can tell it’s Important bc of the Capitilization. It leads to anywhere you want to go. Clary proves that she can’t think a single solitary step ahead bc she leaps out of the door to see where her mother would have gone. I guess this is like a flue powder situation?
Chapter seven draws to a merciful close. I’m going to go take a nap.
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My Reputation Secret Session Experience
(an abbreviated version to keep confidentiality)
I got a DM from Taylor Nation before the London SS had happened, so I honestly had no idea what the “secret event” was. They called me and said the event was in Rhode Island, and I mean the only thing there is her house but I didn’t know what the event entailed. Knowing Taylor, I was like she’s gonna make it so fun and so detailed and so personal whatever it is.
I was not able to focus on anything for two weeks because I was just thinking about taylor and rhode island. I took a train from NYC to Rhode Island the night before. Wednesday October 18, 2017 was such a GORGEOUS day. The water was SO BLUE. THE SUN WAS SHINING. and there was a helicopter hovering in front of taylor’s house which annoyed me but yeah I’ll try to get over that.
Fast forward to being at her house. First of all, her security detail is hilarious. They are so nice and funny and were cracking jokes the whole time. The very first person I talked to was none other than Scott Swift, the man the legend, wearing a striped sweater only a dad would buy and his pockets overflowing with 1989 guitar picks. I spent a good chunk of time chatting with him on the deck he’s amazing—we stan forever.
Also I legit hung out and excitedly mingled in Taylor’s kitchen so long that I forgot it wasn’t normal to be in her kitchen. There was a huge spread of Chick-fil-a nuggets, pizza, chips, custom Rep cookies and M&Ms, Smart Water and Diet Coke.
*side note i’m a vegetarian but if taylor would have offered me a nugget i would have forgotten my vow against meat*
I was so comfortable and having so much fun that it just felt like I was at my friend’s house party, which I was. But then like every 30 minutes it would hit me that to the outside world, she was THE Taylor Swift, and I was in her kitchen…
Fast forward to Andrea coming down to also hang out and mingle with us. She smelled amazing (so did the entire house). She came up to me and Sol and said hello with a huge smile on her face and then pulled us both into a tight hug at the same time and said “YOU BEAUTIFUL SOULS.” and honestly I just wanted to hug her ten more times and be like THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE MADAM PRESIDENT.
Side note, the kitchen has adorable childhood pictures of Taylor and Austin and pictures of the family on the beach and its all v cute.
Also I saw the mermaid, I MEAN THE MERMAID that taylor and selena posed by and i was like wow this iconic.
ALSO as many of you know i’m not only a taylor stan, but a huge todrick stan, and i have been for years. so i died a little when i realized that i was leaning against the same kitchen counter that they were sitting on during thanksgiving and i was like wow its cool i’m fine we’re fine EVERYTHING IS FINE.
Fast forward to Austin also coming downstairs to mingle. He’s adorable and I love him. I didn’t get to chat with him bc it was kind of crowded but he was smiling and laughing and looked genuinely happy to be there.
Tree was also floating around the kitchen here and there and let me just say she’s GORGEOUS. (also she was the MVP later when I needed to pee)
Okay fast forward some more and it’s time to move into the living room. There are cushions on the floor and I’m sitting with all of my friends, including several of us who are from NYC. There are people setting the room and Andrea, Scott and Austin just look so excited that we’re there and that made me so happy.
After what felt like centuries of people opening doors, stomping upstairs and shutting the curtains, it was time for the queen to make her entrance.
The door to my right flew open and that tall drink of water in black thigh high boots and blonde curls and a huge smile entered the room and collectively we all made noises that probably sounded non-human.
She said “Hi, I’m Taylor” as she sat down in this throne of a chair and crossed her legs that are collectively longer than the great wall of china.
She said “you’ve done your detective work right (my detectivey heart fell out of my detectivey ass) and you are at the Reputation Secret Sessions”
**and that’s where the cone of silence comes on and what happened for the next several hours at the secret sessions STAYS at the secret sessions.**
So after I DIED because she obviously played us every track of the album. It was time for picturesssss.
As I walked in to see Taylor, I didn’t even make it to her yet before she strutted toward me and scooped me into a hug so tight that I said “hey i’m kelsea” into her hair ;askdjflskfj
She pulled away and was like “yeah I know, and you spell it S-E-A right?” AND LEMME TELL YOU i’ve gone my entire 24 years of life with my name spelled wrong, even people I’ve known for years will spell it Kelsey. and I replied to Taylor, “UM YEAH” and she got so excited she fist pumped and then put her hand up for a high five and we literally had the most epic high five of my entire life I’m pretty sure they heard it in Australia. ok.
At this point Sol walked in and I introduced her to Taylor too. She loved Sol so much. so so much.
Then I asked Taylor if she found me on Tumblr or Twitter, and she immediately replied “Tumblr” with a nod. and then she goes “I KNOW you love TODRICK, and I LOVE that.” and I’m pretty sure that was the moment my brain short-circuited.
and i was like “OKAY well TN contacted me via Twitter and I was real confused because my handle is @ toddyownsmyass” and her face lit up, her mouth dropped open, she grabbed my hand and laughed and said “OH MY GOD HAHAHHA”.
Next I told her about our annual NYC July 9th party. I was like listen taylor, the entire reason i met sol is because we’re tumblr friends and we have this party every year at sofia’s apt in the upper west side where we stay up until 1:58 AM listening to Last Kiss and then she was like “AWWWW” and I remember her face just looking at the two of us in pure amazement.
OKAY now it was time for pictures and Taylor was like “we’re gonna take a group shot first and then we’ll do individuals ok?” and during our group photo she hugged both me and Sol so tightly.
She looks at me and I put my hands together and I’m like “Okay, I want to recreate a photo you and todrick did on the couch” and she got so excited she was like “GREAT but I’m not doing the splits again” as she walks over to this gorgeous white couch. and i was like “nah girl i CANT do the splits, i wanna do that back to back one” and she was so invested it was adorable. It took us a few minutes of sitting back to back and discussing our knee placement, our hand placement, and both of us kept turning and looking over our shoulders to make sure we were matching and coordinating our bodies right. and then right before the picture taylor goes “what should we do with this hand? oh i know lets hold hands” and she grabbed my hand and held it so tightly. i’m pretty sure you can see in my facial expression how much that meant to me—i’m BEAMING. out of all forms of social interaction, hand holding is one of the most intimate,it’s not something we do with very many people if you really think about it.
after the picture is taken, we are still sitting back to back on the couch, holding hands, and she turns to look at me and goes “that’s the cutest pose i’ve ever done” and i’m all “Awwww thanks!” thinking she’s just being a sweetheart. and then her expression is happy but a little more serious, and she goes “No, I’m being serious, like I’ve never done anything cuter.” and ladies that’s probably the moment I was like “HI I’M KELSEA AND I WELCOME DEATH WITH OPEN ARMS”.
It was going to be time to leave because we had already taken our pictures but Taylor grabbed me and Sol again and squeezed us and gushed “you little FLOWER buttons” and at the time my brain was like ???? I thought maybe she was going to say we were flowers, and then halfway through changed her mind to buttons…well ANYWAYS she reblogged that photo of us later and clarified that she believes sol and i embody the aesthetic of tiny adorable little flower-shaped buttons and now i will no longer look at flowers nor buttons the same way and Sol and I text each other randomly “FLOWER BUTTONS” just to make each other cry it’s great. okay moving on…
It was time to leave and right before i walked away, I yelled to her “TAYLOR, YOU’RE INVITED TO OUR JULY 9TH PARTY ANYTIME, UPPER WEST SIDE, NYC, SEE YOU THERE!” and i did some mix between dabbing and pointing that can only be attributed to all of the time i spent in college with frat boys. and with this big grin on her face she yelled back “THANKS! LOVE YOU GUYS!”
and i stumbled out of the room to pick up the Reputation merch bag Taylor gave all of us (GET YOU A WOMAN).
As her security guard let us into a van to be taken back to our car, I asked what time it was and it was so late Sofia and I had missed our train back to Manhattan. We didn’t care. We were stranded in Rhode Island but WHO CARES BC TAYLOR SWIFT LOVES US.
Ali from TN was like, “you guys have friends at your hotel right? like you have somewhere to go?” so sweet i love ali– we stan her forever.
Sofia and I went back to our hotel, which we had already checked out of mind you, and sat in the hallway, dazed and happy, from 2-4am. Sofia posted a photo of us on tumblr and taylor liked it and i was like wow taylor knows we’re stranded that’s hilarious i bet she’s laughing. We ended up calling a car service to pick us up in rhode island AND DRIVE US BACK TO NEW YORK CITY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. I got back to my apt on the upper east side at 5am and took a nap and then got up for work and tried to be an adult but it was a very sad attempt.
This is a very abbreviated account of what happened that fateful day Taylor welcomed me into her home for 8+ hours. A lot of it has to stay secret and confidential until the album comes out on Nov 10. Even more of it will likely never leave the walls of that gorgeous house by the sea. I will cherish these memories always and I know I am forever changed as a person from the Reputation Secret Sessions.
Thank you @taylorswift for EVERYTHING. I’m so proud to call you a friend.
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A/N: I made up an angsty backstory for Henry and his mysterious lady love bc I have too much time on my hands. (Cassandra with a mix of The Wise Princess thrown in there. A woman with an insatiable thirst for knowledge and can see the future but is unable to reach happiness and nobody believes her prophecies. The only time when happiness is within her reach and her prophecies become muddled is when she falls for him.)
Title taken from the song ‘Cassandra’ by ABBA.
(Somebody stop me or I will keep going.)
They met in college (of course they did). She had a triple double major that was a constant rotation of subjects.
Cassandra wanted to know everything. Henry didn’t know why. To him it already seemed like she knew everything about everything. She was ridiculously smart.
At first, it was a meeting of minds.
Henry studied literature and folklore, he loved to write. He would often laugh during lectures featuring characters he’d come across growing up and mutter to himself about how wrong it all was.
Cassandra was the first person to agree with him.
They often met in libraries. He worked on his stories, she read textbook after textbook. They enjoyed each other’s silence. He liked to work surrounded by stories, she enjoyed the infinite learning potential which surrounded her.
Her concentration was iron solid, so when Henry first consciously broke it, he almost felt proud. He stared at her over the screen of his computer. Cassandra lowered the book after a few minutes. A dazed frown lingered on her face, evidence that she was still halfway inside the book she was reading. Henry smiled cautiously.
Cass smiled back.
He’d known her to be absent-minded. Sometimes she would disappear for a day or two and Henry would find her in her apartment knee-deep in some project she’d thought up. Sometimes he would stay and try to help, sometimes he’d bring her food and sometimes he convinced her to take a shower or nap.
He’d known her to be absent-minded but her eyes became clear and focused the first time he asked her out. Cass sighed happily, as though a giant weight had been lifted off her shoulders.
(She said yes.)
The lights of the dance hall they went to glowed warmly over their heads, making Cass look radiant. It reminded Henry of Camelot and the first proper ball he had gone to.
Cass was certainly beautiful enough to be a princess. As she spun around, her dark hair tumbled down her back, breaking free of its updo. Her red dress fanned out around her hips and she laughed.
As the song wound down she pulled Henry off to the side of the room as she tried but failed to salvage her hairdo. Soon after, they left the restaurant.
After hours of wandering around the city, they wound up on the rooftop of Cass’s apartment building. For a while, they stared at the stars in silence. Cass was the first to break it.
“It’s so quiet…” she whispered.
Henry frowned and turned to look at her. “The city?”. Blaring horns and music could still be heard around them.
Cass smiled. “My mind…” she said, tapping her head with her index finger. “It’s usually so loud.”
“Not right now, though?” he asked.
She smiled. The moonlight made her brown eyes sparkle. “Not right now.” She rested her head on Henry’s shoulder.
He wanted to kiss her, badly. But, maybe, this was enough for now.
Henry rested his head on hers.
Not until a decade later, after meeting his daughter would Henry look back on his relationship with Cassandra and find odd things that formed a trail of breadcrumbs he’d been too blinded by love to see as anything out of the ordinary.
Cass often would say strange things.
They would be having a discussion on Ancient Greece and she would accidentally say “we” instead of “they” when referring to the people. (He’d tucked it away as a slip of the tongue.)
She would see him walking into her apartment on a sunny day and chide him for not bringing an umbrella. Soon after it would rain, defying the weather forecast. (It happened on various occasions, Henry attributed it to his girlfriend’s enormous intellect.)
One time, she referred to one of their professors as being retired. When he’d corrected her, Cass seemed genuinely surprised. “Thought he’d left for Amsterdam already” she’d muttered distractedly.
The very next day, to the surprise of his many students, the professor had announced his sudden retirement and pronounced that he’d be moving to Amsterdam. (She must’ve overheard somebody say so.)
After months of being together, Cass never talked about her family so instead, Henry told her about his. Even the ‘devoid-of-all-magic-and-shenanigans’ version of the story was an epic one. He told her of being given up at birth only to slowly but surely reunite his family over the course of years. She listened intently, head resting on his chest as they lay on the couch in his apartment living room. In the shadows of the room, he tried to spin stories from the memories of his youth.
“Your family sounds insane” she told him one time.
He’d laughed. “You have no idea how right you are.”
The fallout had been simple, but nonetheless painful.
They had moved in together. It was a tiny apartment off campus. Henry had found the listing himself, Cass had approved. They enjoyed a carefree sort of domestic bliss.
Weeks later, he’d woken up one morning to find Cass’ side of the bed empty. He’d gone out into the kitchen/ living area to look for her.
Nothing.
He’d wandered back into the room, eyes falling on the open closet door.
Cassandra’s clothes were missing.
Henry walked over to the closet, dread filling his chest. Her clothes, her books, her suitcase. It was all gone. He tried calling her, to no avail. Panic crawling up his chest, he ran back out.
“Cass?!” The bathroom was empty. Her toiletries were gone as well.
“CASS!” The rooftop was devoid of life, save for a few pigeons.
With a numb coldness creeping into him, Henry made his way back into the apartment. As he swung the door closed, something caught his eye.
There was a note tacked to the door. He ripped it free. In Cassandra’s messy handwriting, there was but one line.
“I’ve had a terrible premonition.”
Not an apology, not a proper explanation, not even a signature.
Could it be that she was mocking him? That he had idealized their time together and she had simply led him on, like a lamb to slaughter, before pulling off her grand finale, a disappearing act?
The very next day, Henry was at the admissions office. He was told that she had dropped out very suddenly, without giving any indication as to why.
Henry felt like an idiot.
He had been dumped, plain and simple, taken for a fool. He should have known the real world was like this. This proved was nothing like his family, with their epic love stories that transcended time and realms, overcoming all obstacles. He was no fairy tale character. He had been born in this world without magic, maybe it condemned him to suffer mundanely. He couldn’t go back home to Storybrooke. Not now, certainly.
He felt…ashamed.
So he had moved apartments again, trying to erase all trace of Cass from his life (save for the note, which he couldn’t bring himself to throw away and instead hid well enough to forget about it). He threw himself into his work, finished his degree and moved out to Seattle, hoping the distance might help him heal.
Hoping that it might make him forget.
(Eventually, it did.)
Until one late night, when he heard knocking on his door.
#ouat speculation#spec fic#ouat#I don't know what I'm doing but I had to get it out of my head#apparently I like angst#largely inspired by Zella Day's '1965'#which is a song you should probably check out#wow look at me writing a ouat fic that's NOT cs#that's new#My writing
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