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blindbisexualgoose · 7 months

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I finally figured out that for me to like a fictional man they either have to be morally grey or chaotic good and there is literally no other option sorry

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hug-them-trees · 2 years

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I cannot believe the hold that dark haired white men with full lips and innocent eyes have on me

#am I talking about #Clark Kent #Tom welling #or am I talking about #Matt Murdock #Charlie cox #the answer is both #i cannot believe I have fallen to the charms of the white man #i also cannot believe how specific my taste in men is #because there’s this #and also #brown aerospace engineering majors #and then my type in women is just #women #the woes of a bisexual

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napping-sapphic · 2 months

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Women are so attractive actually i love women so much it’s actually insane

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #you know that ‘i saw a woman so beautiful i started crying’ post??#actually me rn #women just hnnnngggg #yall are SO attractive i can’t do this #people ask me my type and my brain pictures Every Woman™️#also i didn’t stay up till 5am this time #i woke up after 2 hours🙃#and got on my phone and saw too many women and got emotional about it #lol #im gay and i like sleeping

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moreaugriffins · 27 days

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IDK who needs to hear this, but Egon and Ray aren't the only autistic og ghostbusters

Peter is too

Your telling me this man with two PhDs related to psychology, who always has the exact right thing to say to manipulate a situation to his favour (when it's a planned/known situation), but cocks up massively when it's an unknown situation, who has a massive reaction to getting slimed (more so than the others), who would rather joke all the time than take a situation seriously because wtf should he say

you're telling me this man is neurotypical?

nah

Winston's the only NT in this group (idk how he deals with these weirdos (affectionate))

#rambles #ghostbusters #the real ghostbusters #to be specific i guess #peter venkman #egon spengler #ray stantz #winston zeddemore #i've encountered a few autistic people like peter #it's mainly the focus on business and the intense interest in studying people and behaviour and the mind #but he gets so irritated and angry when he gets slimed #the same way i feel when oil or glue gets stuck on my skin #“but he's so good at social situations-” but that's just it!#he is!#because he studies people - studies their reactions - their interactions #a business chat always goes the same way so he can plan what to say to get the best thing out of it #when he flirts with women it seems to be the same way each time - like he's planned it - because he thinks it'll get a reaction he wants #and i dare say that Peter masks a lot more than Ray and Egon. i mean he was a probably more of a cool slacker type at uni and got on well #with more popular students (sorority house students? idk im not american) and yknow it was the 70s! couldnt exactly be fully himself #idk where im going with this - ive lost my train of thought #but yeah #peter is autistic as well and i'll die on this hill

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snarfflarf · 16 days

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Asking BG3 characters to pick you up pads: Round 2

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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it actually makes me laugh when people say chuuya is straight. the only thing hetero about that man his heterochromatic eyes

#i'm sorry i just cannot take u seriously if u actually say that.#chuuya's straight? yea STRAIGHT OUTTA THE LAB💀💀💀#just finished this conversation w my friend like girly thinks he likes women CAN U EVEN IMAGINE #CHUUYA FRUITBOWL NAKAHARA????? THAT ONE??? THE GINGER TWINK THAT SUCKS ANOTHER MAN OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE????#give it up #actually in tears as im typing this i laughed at her so hard #bsd

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teplejtrouba · 6 months

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a detective who has a partner🔍 and a partner💕 who are friends so the three of them end up doing a lof things together and the detective refers to them as "my partners" and doesn't realise this makes everyone think they're polyamorous (they do end up polyamorous by the end of the story)

#once people start making remarks and they do realise they're apprehensive to the idea at first #(the detective that is. the partners just find it funny i think)#in a shocked and confused way #like “why would you think that! a is my best friend and b is... also my best friend. but one of them is my colleague and the other my spous #“i do not have an unprofessional relationship with my colleague! ...well i do #but a completely platonic one!“#(they do get up to a lot of hijinks together and it wouldn't be true to call them completely professional)#the detective doesn't stop calling them 'my partners' they just have a monologue about the nature of their relationship locked and loaded #it's a friends to lovers very slow burn to get to the throuple part but we do get there eventually #character concept #yes i initially imagined the detective as a man because i love men and most famous detectives unfortunately are men #however this would work very well in any gender scenario. all three of them are non-binary in different ways. all of them are women.#i think the main detective would be really fun if she was a Philomena Cunk type of character. very smart but So dumb and self-assured #really the main thing the detective needs to be is autistic

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svnflowermoon · 6 months

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"brunette girls" this, "blonde girls" that...

GIRLS. JUST GIRLS. ANY GIRLS. GIRLS. OBSESSED WITH WOMEN.

#luc posts #god im so gay #but like #women 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼#i mean i do probably like dark hair better but that's just bc everyone who I've dated/has shown any interest in me has had dark hair lmao #just women in general #to be fair brunette mascs are my MAIN type but i will be a blushing mess if any woman flirts with me #women>>>#lesbian #i love being a lesbian #i love love love women #this has been in my drafts for a while #live laugh lesbian

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roppiepop · 2 years

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And then they started a book club.

((Click for better resolution!!! otl))

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chrliekclly · 17 days

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i lov shipping deetress its so funny like 'yes dee's leading a basically kidnapped waitress n w a bag over her head nd she also proceeds to rip th waitress' hair out of her skull to remove it then blames HER for it but look @ that full body contact arm over th shoulder walk look how th waitress leans nto her'

#deetress #dee reynolds #always sunny #iasip #chardee macdennis 2: electric boogaloo #waitress #screencap #i mean she rly didnt hav to lead her n like that tho she cd do this many othr ways nd accomplish th same thing #how she manhandles her n th janitor always mops twice fr instance #but here she grabs her whole self she rly snuggles her in...#man i lov when women despise each other literally quickest way to make me ship something my favorite trope forever #'oh u hate each other? im gonna scrutinize evry single thing u evr do w each othr nd point out n e time its contrary to those claims :3c'#like yes also just str8 up hatefucking type interactions r amazing but i lov DENIAL >:)#u like her but u dont realize it. or u dont want to realize it...#thats my fucking shit

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teddybearty · 5 months

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Some gorls 💕

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naturecalls111 · 7 months

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I think I love Sanji so extra much because he’d acknowledge my ‘girl-ness’ in a way that I feel like has not ever been acknowledged in a way I wanted it to be wails

The chivalry intended not with hopeful reciprocation but with admiration. WAILS.

#nc111 talks #like growing up the whole concept of ‘being one of the boys’ was so stupid to me #mostly because I had so many guy friends and I was not appreciative of their treatment of me at all #there were definitely times where I wanted to tell them like. hm. I wish you would respect my girlhood a bit more #I love being a woman. I really do #my girlhood is something I keep very close to me. I was very jealous of other girls in my school who exuded that type of femininity #speaking purely from personal experience - just to make that clear #but I like being and being associated with traits that are quite literally stereotypically aligned with Girl-ness #so hard to explain!! but at its core I just love chivalry though lol #one of my friends was like ugh no I’d never want a guy to hold a door open for me just because I’m a girl #‘I’d want them to hold it open because it’s just a kind thing to do’#and like. yes. core sentiment I totally agree with #but also I Do want to be acknowledged as a girl I spent all of my childhood and teen years having my Girl-ness barely recognised and #it sucked seing the disparity in the treatment #but it also sucked seeing the intent with which these guys treated women chivalrously #which is why Sanji appeals to me. his chivalry is not ill intended or manipulative. ever. and it acknowledges womanhood all the same #OK RAMBLINGGGG #lost the plot. point is I love Sanji because I see him do his little dance while giving Robin a dessert she never had to ask for and I sigh #WISH THAT WERE ME.#edit: none of this matters mostly because I don’t care to date men #but I suppose it’s like. even in my friendships with other girls I feel like there was an inherent establishment that ok so I act as the Guy #And She acts as the girl #when we go out their arms would wrap around mine #and mine never wrapped around theirs. does that make sense #hold their hand as they walked down the stairs in heels. helped them out of cars. you get the image #SANJI WOULD HOLD MY HAND OUT OF A CAR EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love him #I’d never have to ask! ah. love chivalry.

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canisalbus · 6 months

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My aunt is very sensitive to strong scents (buys my deodorant so that we know it won't harm her, because other than a couple brands, they give her migraines, we don't have scented candles, and I have a couple of perfumes, but I never wear them), so we're super careful there, but we also can't go into some stores because the perfume counter is Right There. When we go shopping, she knows to look for me in the candle aisle because I'll stand there sniffing each candle and giving a review to whoever is with me at the time

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#sounds like we'd probably have good time sniffing candles together #answered #anonymous #yeah the perfume counter is a hell of it's own #I live in a relatively small city so I can only think of one single shop that has a dedicated perfume section #so at least those are easy for me to avoid personally #I used to hate perfumes because the only ones I ever had experiences with were the fruity floral candy smells marketed for women #and the obnoxious overbearing alpha man perfumes for men #there's a lot of variation and interesting combinations if you venture outside the highest selling most strongly gendered mainstream ones #I stubbornly kept testing various ones until I figured out what notes and types of scents I like #and I feel like I have established a pretty reliable pattern #but I understand it's not for everyone and I genuinely try my best to avoid offending people's noses #my favorite thing is to put some on in the evening after I've taken a shower but before I go to bed #just for myself to enjoy for a couple hours

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dkettchen · 7 months

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niche ass crossover fanart noone asked for and my main criticism of barbie movie in a nutshell

#barbie movie #gentlemen prefer blondes #ken #ken barbie movie #marilyn monroe #jane russell #I watched gentlemen prefer blondes with my friend the other day and my brain decided this was a necessary consequence #the fashion is glorious in this movie if you like women and/or fabulousness you absolutely need to watch it #I've decided to cast blonde ken as lorelei and simu's ken as dorothy #seeing as they match the hair colours and general personality types well enough x'D #also shout out to barbie fashion for basically already being stuck in the 50s which made these redesigns hecking easy #I'm finally watching live action one piece? what better time to make FULLY UNRELATED FANART #about one movie that is just out long enough to no longer be relevant and one that is literally 70 years old

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majunju · 11 months

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I knew from the moment I saw her that you would love Stelle, and I am so glad that I was right

she just gives off some rly intense soggy dog energy and i love that in a woman

#asks #women who have the thousand yard stare/messy hair/and are able to hand my ass to me are just my type fr #byleth and stelle r like distant cousins in that sense

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rawrsatthetree · 1 month

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I’m a firm believer if you took Astarion’s character exactly how he is (including his visible aging, dark circles, same hair, same outfit, his temper tantrums, his vanity, his rage, his attitude, literally exactly how he is) and just made him a woman, you’d have the most hated female character ever created. Men would hate her, straight women would her, a good majority of wlw woman would hate her. Literally I think his only redeeming quality with the majority of players is that he’s a man.

#I said what I said #she would be exactly my type however #which I why I keep romancing him instead of Shadowheart and Minthara despite my preference for women #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate #astarion #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #remember he’s already not that popular #his fans are just super loud

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