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tigerdrop-official · 16 days

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um... Saying youd fuck a guy just after you asked him to dinner..... Are you sure youre not gay?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT BISEXUALITY IS??????

#THAT'S PART OF THE DEAL ANON #YOU WANT TO FUCK MEN #and the dinner thing was PLATONIC #i had food with fluttermouse YESTERDAY and i dont want to fuck them whatsoever #eugh. the thought makes me break out in hives.#anyways.#AND IM GETTING DINNER WITH MARI TONIGHT!!!!#YOU CAN EAT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#................................... unless dugout wants something to happen after we eat. i can arrange that just fine #mlb irl

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finntheehumaneater · 5 months

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I keep reading fics where Steve has no idea how to cook, or do any kind of “chore”, and that confuses me. Yes, he is an entitled little princess and he will whine whenever he has to do something slightly inconvenient—but he spent years alone at home. By himself! He would have had to do everything! He is the best cook!

Later in life, when he and Robin inevitably live together, he doesn’t even let her near the stove in fear that she might burn the house down. He’s in charge of all the cooking.

And occasionally when he goes out he’ll come home and the whole house smells like smoke. Because Robin can find a way to burn anything.

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#Like what did he eat when he was home alone?#TV dinners?#No #his family is rich he likes to make nice food for himself #And maybe it surprises everyone that he can cook and shit #Because. Again. He is a little princess and does not like to do things #ALSO SOMEONE POINTED OUT THAT IT WAS NEVER CONFIRMED HIS PARENTS WERE SUPER FUCKING ABSENT #BUT #I forgot to put down that this goes with the head cannon that his parents are super fucking absent #Steve Harrington #Robin Buckley #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #platonic stobin #platonic with a capital p #stobin #mine

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m-owo-n · 2 years

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Jonathan: so you’re dating Eddie now?

Steve: yeah, and you worked things out with Nancy?

Jonathan: yeah man.

Steve: that’s great! Uh… what’s with the sweater guy?

Jonathan: Argyle? He’s sticking around

Steve: is it like how Robin is my platonic soulmate but she will sleep in the same bed as me and Eddie sometimes?

Jonathan: dude! Argyle calls it platonic life partners! And we do that too actually

Steve:

Jonathan:

Both, high-fiving: nice!

#Eddie and Nancy have the brain cells of both platonic besties #I just want Steve and Jonathan to be friends is that too much to ask #fruity four this- Nancy would be pissed at Jonathan for getting stoned that #no actually- she’s in an argyle and Jonathan sandwich getting high with them #Nancy and Argyle have very deep and intellectual conversations at the dinner table while Jonathan cooks #stranger things #steddie #argyle stranger things #jancy #robin buckley #platonic stobin

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soldier-poet-king · 8 months

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@leng-m and @iseult-blanchemains both asked for it! So here is possibly my fave lil goblin emperor fic that I have read over and over.

Csevet gets to be appreciated and loved and cared for. Csethiro finally gets to duel. Maia loves his wife and his secretary and his nephew so much. The imperial couple + Idra stand for the 'common man', and the couriers' reputations against the courtiers. The emperor's household is one big family unit of a not platonic not romantic but secret third thing and I would die for all of them.

#the goblin emperor #its only 3 chapters and v short and i adore it #i dont read a lot of fic. or not aus #im big on expanding canon scenes and in between #this is post canon but technically canon compliant #i just want my emperor household not platonic not romantic but secret third thing polycule #my other fave is a lik drabble where csevet catches iana and thara shooting each other small smiles across the table at a fancy dinner even #and csevet who i hc as bi and in this fic is lovers with another courier #is like. ha. i made a bet with cala about this #it is very short and very sweet and lightehearted #and we get to see thara laugh

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tea-cat-arts · 1 year

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Mihoyo may have forgotten Su is just as big a nerd as Bronya and Kosma, but I sure haven’t.

Really feels like missed comedic potential though. Like, maybe they could’ve had Su desperately trying to hide that he actually gets Kosma and Bronya’s references, but he keeps having to translate for them, so everyone else is slowly catching on to Su (meanwhile Kevin knows damn well about Su’s mech phase and is desperately trying not to laugh at him). Or maybe have Su be like one of those anime nerds that was really into Akira and other older anime and tries to bond with them over it, but he hasn’t seen anything that was made in like the past 15 years so all his references are incredibly outdated.

Or for other occupation related humor, he could just have extensive knowledge of poisons and dangerous chemicals that just comes up in casual conversation and concerns everyone else around him. Or give him a sorta back and forth with Vill-V on what would or wouldn’t kill a man, but in like the most casual/deadpan tone

I haven’t really thought about this point well enough to articulate it well, but you can derive comedy from someone just being enthusiastically nice. The best example I can think of this is Tanjiro from Demon Slayer

Idk, it just feels like Mihoyo just doesn’t really know what to do with Su a lot of the time

#honkai impact #honkai su #kinda glad Mihoyo forgot about him in the last arc so they couldn’t fuck him up #this is 100% just baseless speculation on my part-#I wonder if the butchering of Kevin and Su to a lesser degree is partially in response to Kevsu #like the devs realized they had way more chemistry with each other than Kevin did with Dr MEI #so they tried remove the things that made them work #but things that made them work with each other were also the things that made them interesting characters #like how they both have this unrelenting kindness to them that’s expressed in two very different ways #speaking of things that made them work-#I miss their little jabs at each other #like in that one memory file where Su jokes that he’s gonna max out Kevin’s credit card at dinner or something like that #I also really feel like Mihoyo forgot that Su is constantly flying by the seat of his pants but tries to hide that to comfort others #like he and Kevin tried so hard to put on this persona of being the reliable one #it was always sweet to see them call each other out on it and try and take care of each other #ya I personally ship them but all the things I’m saying could be applied platonically too

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daydadahlias · 6 months

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no but seriously the next person that makes a joke/comment about me fucking/dating my only guy friend because people 1) feel the need to press heteronormative bullshit onto every different-sex friendship and make the mass generalization that men and women always secretly want to fuck each other and 2) genuinely don’t view asexuality/aromanticism as valid and cannot comprehend how to be supportive and validating of it,, is going to get their shit rocked bc I’ve had about fucking enough of it :)

#no bc it’s happened to often #I’ve never really had guy friends tbh #like guy friends that were just mine #I’ve hung out in groups where guys were there but I’ve never had a guy friend that only me and him went and did things #bc I don’t feel safe around men uwu #but this year I’ve made a guy friend. and he’s super sweet and I really like him!! we have a great time hanging out and it’s purely platonic #he’s dating a girl and he knows I’m aroace and is totally chill with that !! so we have the understanding that I am genuinely INCAPABLE #of being into him. and he is NOT into me. we are just. friends.#but we go out to lunch/dinner and hang out and blah blah #and today we hung out to a few hours between classes and wandered around downtown and we bought matching stuffed mice lol #they’re so cute I love them #and I was showing off my mouse to people and happily explaining my day #and so many of my friends… all of my irl friends… were like #‘so you went on a date? so you’re into him? that’s a date sweetheart. you’re totally gonna get married and have babies with him’#like those are ALL things that friends actually said #and it just made me feel like actively nauseous #bc 1) the thought of it makes me sick and 2) the fact that my friends just. don’t care about my sexuality #and my expression that I’ve reiterated time and TIME again makes me crazy #bc I know that every single time i mention Caleb people are hopping on it and wanting me to date him #and this is another reason I’ve never had guy friends!!#like oh my gOd!! I’m not into men!! leave me the fuck alone!!!!!!#yeah it makes me really upset :)#that’s my complaint of the week sigh #it’s heteronormative BULLSHIT!!! and the permeation of sex into oit society!!!#some of us don’t want to fuck our guy friends!!!!#leave me alone or be fucking nice to me #nobody would make jokes if I got matching mice with a woman #I HAVE matching stuffed animals with women!! it’s just something I do with FRIENDS #why are different sex friendships different #die maybe have u considered that

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blushedfemme · 11 days

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(stop, I am already dead 😳🤣😳. Did not expect strong flirt out of the gate. I am deceased.)

But also we can go out whenever you like ma'am. Where you wanna go? What you wanna do? Whatever you like, unless you want me to plan it instead. Then it's probably like nice dinner and movies or putt-putt and bowling or something 🤣

Aside, I'm doing alright, thanks for asking :) but could always be better.

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oh no haha, sorry to hear about your tragic demise~ 😉

honestly that all sounds so dreamy! it’s been a minute since i’ve had a proper date. dinner and a movie is always fun (as long as it’s something a lil thrilling/scary/action-y so i have an excuse to grab your arm and lean into you…) oooh i LOVE mini golf and bowling too!! warning tho im gonna get competitive lol, complete lack of athletic skills notwithstanding 😝

#clarke answers #i just wanna go do date-like things with a butch! it can even be 100% platonic idc i just wanna dress up cute and go out 🥺#who’s gonna let me take them to dinner and split a dessert and go walking in the cool of the evening afterward #👾 anon

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crykea · 1 year

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I'm homosexual

#a lot of the queer experience is not having words for things that you experience i find #and i notice it a lot w what abby and i have #like what we have is neither romantic or platonic we r each others ppl and we love eachother its both romantic and platonic and neither #and more!#anyways #i like being able to provide for them n take care of them n i sent them money for dinner tonight and said some sappy shit #and proceeded like #i was like 'i like being able to take care of you bc ur important to me <3 uh. man....#and they were like and this is a direct text #no im not gonna direct quote them but they said 'you also bring me immense joy my sweet angel' basically thats Alnost a direct quote #and im fucking melting wtf #my!!!!!!#MY SWEET ANGEL #BITCH IM SO FUCKING FLUSTERED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!¡#they know i like names and they use them as a weapon to make me fuckin like. mushy

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smokingoutthewindow · 1 year

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Out on that roof top with the gothic edges

In the fall light, in the spring light, I could see us

You got me through it

And I swear if you gave me a chance I would give us the love our parents never had

And I think I gave up on love for a while, but I've decided I'll just have to fashion one in my own style

Compared to them, it's easy

#poetry #spilled ink #belfryprepz #being young and dreaming of being in a love #so big it washes away all the worst things #i think i wrote this when i was a sophomore prolly about 6 months before i came out #i was at dinner with my conservative grandparents and aunt and uncle and i just remember coping by spending the entire time daydreaming #about queer love platonic and romantic #and a future where i found that for myself #well hi little bri it's future bri and you did <3

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asexualarkhamknight · 2 years

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Aghh I’m in a situation where I’m finding it hard to bring up my aro/asexuality to someone

#aromantic #asexual #usually it’s easy for me to just bring it up #but I went to the movies last night with a super cool coworker of mine and it was so nice and we like a lot of similar things #like dc stuff sci-fi stuff anime and even Chinese literature and #we had dinner after too and it was fun #now he’s invited me to his house next weekend and idk how to bring up that I’m ace so there’s no unrealistic expectations #I really want to go to his house too but in my mind it’s like we have a platonic connection #idk what he feels #about #ace

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forabeatofadrum · 1 year

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@redheadgleek replied to your post “Some* Boni meals that I and other students ate...”:

Looks delicious!

God yeah it was great. It was *chef’s kiss* literally. Fun fact, the third photo is the best burger place that Kurt alludes to. I’ll probably add it to a later chapter so 🤫 for now. Two photo’s are of a Korean place close to where I lived and I always wanted to go back, but it unfortunately never opened after the lockdown. I don’t know if it closed, like Gril No. 5 and Falafel Hiša, but alas, pandemic. I am not adding the pandemic to the fic. These two are getting the exchange I didn’t have.

#replies #redheadgleek #i had a total lockdown for 2 months or so #as in i only went outside once a week to do groceries #good thing i had animal crossing #might let kurt and blaine have a totally platonic dinner date between besties at the korean restaurant just because i can

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oneflydude · 2 years

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im actually completely normal about the fact its implied eddie knows buck stress cooks (lying)

#IM ON THE FLOOR #im not okay about these two #totally platonic things to do with ur best friend pt 1: have dinners with him and his son!#like my god they are a family and if fox keeps denying this im staging a protest #9-1-1 fans how are we feeling about this #its the eddie diaz evan buckleyism of it all

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ilikebirdsouo · 2 years

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MY CRUSH ASKED ME OUT TO HOMECOMING WHAT THE FUCK-

#AAAA SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THROWING UP OH MY GOD/pos..?#I know it’s a platonic thing but I’m STILL EXCITED I DONT CARE-#IM HAPPY-#at least for now I am-#but… <:)))#I might not be able to go but GOD this makes me so happy-#She even invited me to a DINNER BEFORE HOMECOMING I AM DYING I AM DEAD GSGSGSHSH-#WOWIE

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rosehearts-forest · 2 days

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Happy lesbian visibility week everyone

#my oc’s #daliah #Rosie #Amber #blackberry #pokemon #kirby #warrior cats #pmd #oc x oc ship #they all went off doing there own things this week and met up on Friday to have dinner together platonically #hehe Rosie X Daliah content

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justinefrischmanngf · 4 months

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we ran into a friend of his (kind of a friend of mine as well, i know and like her) last night at the cinema and she was with friends of HERS and idk if he knew them or not bc i came out of the bathroom and they were all just chatting. but like..... i want to know what she thought of the situation............ it's absolutely none of my business and it doesn't matter at all, but i want to know if she was surprised that we were watching a movie together & i want to know what she thinks about the potentials & i want to know just . her thoughts .

#she is a friend of mine ig we've shared a bed so that kind of makes her a friend of mine #but like idk this is why friend groups are scary bc there's so many points of interconnection........#i <3 sharing my entire social life on tumblr dot com #we were kind of invited for drinks and then we basically said no we are going to get dinner instead which i think makes things more obvious #but also friends can go see a movie and get dinner together that's standard friend activities #so likeeeee idk what she thinks basicall y #i also like . am aware of the fact that this is incredibly incredibly incredibly early stages and i am just insane in the brain #like i would call these dates but we aren't Dating i don't think. i actually have no fucking clue what we're doing but #like it's clearly not entirely platonic so #anyway i like being unhinged and intense and insane and i do still really want to fucking know what she thinks!!!!!!!!!!!

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yanderenightmare · 3 months

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Gojo Satoru

TW: NSFW, noncon, yandere, stalking, death of nameless character

gn reader

Thinking about Gojo bumping into you on his way to buy sweets and getting mortified when sensing how you pass through his infinity like it isn’t even there – touching him hands-first like it’s only normal.

And the way you look at him, all spluttering apologies – without a single clue – how you quickly walk away like it was no bigger deal than mildly embarrassing.

And he’s left there, stunned and stuck to the ground he stood on, suddenly feeling stripped naked.

He had to follow you – naturally. Can’t let the biggest threat to his life just walk around unsupervised. Obviously, he has to keep tabs on you now – every single day – your constant whereabouts, where you work and study and loiter and live, and who you communicate with.

It’s all platonic at first – nothing romantic. He’s stalking you, but it’s for safety reasons. There’s no telling who’d potentially find out about your dormant technique and use it against him.

But keeping his six eyes on you every hour he could spare all day and night of every week, eventually, he can't stop himself from starting to see you as something more than just a threat…

He's not blind to it either – he feels the change in the pit of his stomach – in his heart – in his balls even.

He blushes when you take your clothes off to go shower – needs to swallow thickly, watching you walk about your apartment dressed only in undies and a comfy T – smiles when seeing you dance around to music he can’t hear from where he’s perched on the rooftop on the neighboring building – tugs on his cock to the sight of you touching yourself, trying to time his climax to yours.

He’s not watching you for the right reasons anymore… he knows that, but he just can’t seem to stop.

You’re so normal, he’s obsessed with you. So addictive in your mundane routines. Messy notes, chewing your pen when scrambling for an exam – making another easy-fix dinner – picking up the same hoodie from the floor before throwing yourself out the door to go work your minimum wage job – coming home late only to collapse on the sofa with a random episode of some dumb sitcom playing on the TV.

He wants to be your boyfriend – imagines himself going to your school and sitting next to you in the lecture hall, studying together at cafes, watching movies in bed, wearing his varsity jacket, squeezing your ass as you ride him in someone else's bedroom at a party that got way out of hand, cumming on your face and apologizing for it when you give him head on his birthday.

He’s teetering on thirty and has killed more than he can count – both curses and humans – and here he is – fantasizing about having a college sweetheart who doesn’t even know his name…

It would be healthy for him to stop – he knows that, knows it’s becoming dangerous – but he thinks it might be too late now – all he does is try and get closer…

He thinks about enrolling in one of your classes, thinks about moving into your apartment complex, and then he thinks about taking you.

He’s watching you have a nightcap with a boy he thinks he recognizes from your class – you’re both drunk and it’s obvious where things are going...

There’s a devil and an angel sitting on his shoulders, whispering in his ear – but he can't tell which one’s which anymore. One is telling him to leave – to allow you some privacy... but the other tells him to barge in – to crash through the window and rip the guy’s head off by the scruff of his chin.

There’d be blood on his hands, but at least he’d finally be able to touch you…

He glues his hands together – tries thinking clearly – but closing his eyes only results in seeing you gasping and moaning while getting fucked by someone else and it makes him feel like he’s about to lose his shit.

He performs the rituals with his fingers without even noticing – making the hand gestures – his breathing thick before he mouths the words beneath his breath. “Infinite Void…”

You don’t know what’s happening – you’re drunk and unsure if you should be dialing nine-one-one or an ambulance. The guy you’re with is having a seizure, frothing at the mouth and spasming on the floor until suddenly falling limp.

Your breathing is sharp. You think he’s dead. You throw up. The shock makes the tears stop for a brief moment before you start hyperventilating, crying harder.

You’re shaking, and it’s hard holding the phone still – let alone dial any number. Before you can, there’s a knock on the door.

You’re not thinking clearly, naked and wrapped in just a thin sheet as you rush to greet the sound. You don’t recognize the man, but for some reason, you’re spilling your guts to him anyway – rambling about the dead guy in your bedroom.

You’re panicked, and it only takes a curt minute before you’re throwing yourself at him – hugging him tightly – your hands ice-cold on his neck, skin-to-skin without any respect to his infinity – latching onto him for dear life as if you know exactly who he is and how much he loves you.

But of course, you don’t...

You’re just in shock – having just witnessed a boy die. Completely clueless as to how the man you were clinging to so desperately was going to take you back into that bedroom where that boy was lying and do to you what he was going to do before he killed him.

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